WE FOUND A WOODLAND MANSION 

jarvis: chaotic good kurtis: chaotic neutral danny: chaotic evil

i did not expect danny to start singing w a british accent i almost pissed myself

Jarvis is like a single dad getting everything ready for the road trip while his kids just play around akdjsjjd

jarvis being OP and carrying danny and kurt through this while they just play around is so cute

I love that Kurtis is the only one who gets the true gamer rage it’s so funny cause he’s the only one who seems genuinely upset when he dies

i am absolutely losing it over “oh that’s my friend logan”

Kurtis breaking the scaffolding and then danny thinking it was the zombies is insanely funny

Can we talk about how kurtis has been keeping creepers in his basement 💀😳

The creeper song do be hittin dif when kurt actually got 3 creepers in his basement

watching kurtis commit to the lie about breaking the scaffolding in real time was magical to see

nick joining the discord from a taco restaurant while on vacation still makes me laugh so hard everytime

idk but that doorman that Jarvis hired seems kind of unprofessional, just hitting people out of the blue....idk :/

Kurtis’s growing smile while Danny was burning to death💀

Why is no one talking about how the creeper literally demonically flung itself towards Kurtis 😃😃

I love when kurtis and danny see a vindicator and the music starts and they just start running screaming “JARVIS HELP”

I audibly screamed when Kurtis turned around and Danny was in the boat

Nick getting revenge on Danny was absolutely amazing. Best lore yet.

I feel bad for kurtis, there's always something shitting on him with each session

lmao the balls dragged on the road joke without context hits different

thanks for the help with the map and mansion dudes. couldn't have done it with you!

the way kurt just jumps on top of the crops is absolutely unhinged

one minute in and yall already hoodwinked each other hoodwink speedrun

“Uh…. No, they were all covered in poopy stink” y’all are killing me lmao

Kurtis breaking Danny’s scaffolding and instantly pretending he didn’t was fucking comedy gold.

The “Kurtis did u see that? 😳” to kurtis destroying Danny’s scaffolding is KILLING ME 😂😂😂

kurtis genuinely panicked when he broke danny's scaffolding and lying about it LMFOAOOO

Going in: “Oh they might be nice, there could be like a ball pit or something.” As soon as they get too close: “OH MY GOD RUNNNNNNNNNN”

This might sound incredibly sad...and it is, but imagine having the confidence to be playing Minecraft on stream with your friends and be like "I made this song and I think it's really cool" and then immediately play a song of you rapping in a British accent. That might not make any sense to anyone who doesn't have anxiety, and maybe I just think that everyone secretly hates me, but I just was like damn...good for Danny! That's amazing!

Alternate title : The beginning of our careers as arsonists

that creeper jumpscare scared the shit out of me

the last like 1/4th of this video is basically a horror movie

Holy cow, I took a sip when Kurtis got in the boat and legit had to spit my water out when I saw Danny behind him. Luckily I was at the sink haha.

I love how Danny is going through a crisis with Nick and Kurtis is just passive aggressively going through his stuff, missing it all

the cat statue being referred to as “my friend logan ” is so fuvking funny to me

that lagging creeper was a straight up jumpscare

If Danny wasn’t a cat killer maybe we could avoid all these creepers

I watched this live from Jarvis’s pov but in squad stream mode and some how missed the exposition for the parkour thing kurtis and Danny did and they did it for like,,, a rlly long time so there was just like ten minutes of Jarvis running around in a mine and kurtis and Danny just like building random pillars and throwing themselves off of them and not mentioning it at all while they all talked about something completely different

i love how jarvis is like danny’s go to protector. like the amount of times danny says “JARVIS HELP” i love them

Kurtis breaking the scaffolding and Danny thinking it was the zombies is killing me 💀😭

The mullet is really coming along Kurtis

"that's my friend Logan" gets me EVERY TIME dude

I love that in the SMP Kurtis has unlearned everything about minecraft and just continues to be blown up by creepers

Danny in the boat made me die laughing

Not me getting jump scared by that last creeper LMAO

Dannys song caused the UK to have a heatwave omg

THEY PULLED A “GUYS PLEASE” ON KURTIS 😭😭

So the sound for “Privy to the Crux” was terrible in this video. If they think this was good, they’ll really love it when they can actually hear the whole thing.

22:55 “Don’t you worry your little head” Jarvis is so comforting to watch

I love it when Danny yells “JARVIS HELP” idk why but it’s so funny to me

HIS GUILTY FACE AT 15:40 WHEN HE ASKS WHAT HAPPENED AKSJSJSISI

5:58 kurtis looks so proud

the rhyming was unironically impressive

Kurtis cracks me up😂😂 poor kurtis and the damn creepers lmao

Absolutely living for Kurtis being the only other baddie warrior Danny's ok with getting hurt by while he respects Jarvis for his knowledge and just hates Nick 💀💀

LMAOO I love the complete lack of context to the hot balls joke, that’s what we call a stream exclusive 😎

I know this is kind of a hot take but... this is kind of poggers

“That’s my friend Logan.” 😂

that's my friend Logan is one of the most incredible lines of baddie smp history

Jarvis trying to get them ready to go the woodland mansion and danny and kurtis just ignoring him to do parkour is my favorite thing

I want a "JARVIS hELP" compilation

kurtis and danny have such good chemistry

jarvis and i have the same shirt and creeper, starting to think this guy has it out for me

the editing of the trade was top tier

As a British man I say the that is the most British rap song

“Me thinks you did” is forever added to the phrases I will be saying to every person I know.

9:41 12:11 15:33 this comedic duo bro💀 laughed my ass off, watching dannys stream 1st kurtis' pov of all of this was so much funnier😭🤌

damn danny went OFF with the accent lmao

kurtis not being able to get through the door made me die 😭 and then the creeper blowing up his house

Jarvis: lawful good. Curtis: chaotic neutral. Nick: true neutral. Danny: neutral evil Edit: Elsie is chaotic evil

love how kurtis is just hidding and running away from shit half the time theyre there

danny being behind you while you were on the boat fr made me jump a little

Kurtis: breaks the scaffolding/practically kills Danny and pretends he didn't have anything to do with it The chat: THE COWS

I'm wheezing I actually screamed (and jumped) when Danny attached himself to kurtis's boat-

jarvis is so dorky but so responsible its so cute

you guys should try realeasing videos in order of the timeline of the smp but seperate moments if that makes sense that way people have more reason to watch more then one of your guy's videos considering they're all the same just from different pov's

“Hello madam...AHH”

Danny jumping around in panic while kurtis watches calmly from a safe place is so funny

the music when they were in the woodland mansion was sending me

We need more baddie smp😭😭

I’ve never played Minecraft in my life but for some reason I love watching kurtis’s gaming channel 😭😭

The creepers def had a coordinated attack plan that they were just waiting to use

Oh my God this just randomly popped up on my recommended one day and this has been the best thing ever

Danny being in Kurtis’ boat was a jump scare

are we not gonna talk about "Pitbull is a war criminal due to his experience with colonizing"???? 11:05

just get two cats and breed a bunch of them with fish and put them all around the buildings cause creepers are scared of cats so they won't fuck with you

I was playing one time like 5 years ago and we found a woodland mansion but we didn’t know what it was. It was hilarious and we kept dying but we ended up beating the wizard upstairs and it had like 3 or 4 stories.

3:39 this made me laugh so bad 💀

I miss the baddies

10:24 Not kurtis' evil smile as danny is literally burned to a crisp

kurtis on the roof almost had them recreating jane eyre in minecraft

i loved the fact i seen neil breen at the beginning. really made my day!

I always liked Jarvis but seeing him wear a Greendale shirt made my respect for him go 📈📈📈

i cannot count how many times ive quoted 2:50 that shit makes me laugh every goddamn time

Jarvis has become the Minecraft mom

the clapping in the beginning went back and forth like a tennis match in my head

i think my mind is melting because i am absolutely losing it over bungy wungy

3:36 that actually kinda jumpscared me a little lmao

Oh no, the series of creeper events was both so sad and so hilarious 😂 😂 😂

alternative title: the baddies discovering the joys of arson for the first time

you guys are officially legends (not that you weren't before)