Winnie the Pooh: Blood and Honey - The Cinema Snob 

This movie’s a perfect example of just because you could doesn’t mean you should.

"Is everything dark and gritty nowadays?" Unfortunately yes

Nothing they'll ever make will be a Jack and Jill scarier than the Adam Sandler one.

The first thing we did with Pooh when he entered public domain was make him into a monster. We don’t deserve him.

Congrats on your newborn, Brad!

I can only imagine Eeyore probably saw all this coming.

While a lot of children’s stories CAN lend themselves to being made scary…Pooh is just too damn innocent to really work as the basis for horror

Cinema Snoba and children's programming never fails to bring awesome content.

This feels like it would be played after midnight on TV after an Elvira special rerun. Also can't wait for the sequels Pooh strikes back, Pooh goes to space, and my personal favorite Pooh goes to the hood.

My mom truly asked me to watch Winnie the Pooh blood and honey with her and my step dad a couple weeks ago, we knew it would be awful but she was like “you used to love Winnie the Pooh as a little kid” and the three of us basically went mystery science theater on the movie and took turns riffing the entire damn thing. I don’t think my mom and I laughed as hard as we did in a long time when at the end pooh grows like 2 feet. Starts just doom guy ripping and tearing on these people, summons bees to swarm some guy and then speaks for the first and only time in the movie and says “you left” to Christopher. My step dad looks at us and says “I wouldn’t be surprised if you both just lost 20 IQ points watching this trash because I feel dumber sitting here with you guys” 🤣 I have no doubts snob had fun watching this movie

This movie feels like it was made during that early-to-mid-2010s era of dark and gritty reboots (e.g. Snow White and the Huntsmen, Maleficent, Clash of the Titans 2010), but wasn't released until several years after. Also, nice to see one of the movies that constitute the recent trend of "memesplotation" - movies that only exist to have memes made out of them.

I can see it before my eyes how Piglet tells Winnie that they will be friends forever when they are drenched in blood. Feels like a lost opportunity to not include a emo Eeyore in the cast more than they do though.

With a subtitle like "Blood And Honey," it really should have been a gangster or crime movie. If for no other reason than it would have been funny as hell for someone doing an impersonation of Winne The Pooh while singing something like "Push It To The Limit."

If I want to see a parody of Winnie the Pooh, I’ll stick with the Pinky and The Brain episode “The Megalomaniacal Adventures of Brainie the Poo”, thank you very much!

Should’ve made a horror film about Heffalumps and Woozles.

I still can't believe this was released to theaters as a Fathom Event!

Congratulations on the birth of your little boy

Honestly, I miss the 80s style shot on video horror movies. They feel more real, and like people worked with what they had even if it looked bad. There was a sense of "Okay, I could make something myself!"

Waiting for your kids to get old enough that the movies you laugh at doesn't scar them forever. Welcome to Fatherhood, bro!

This movie could have been a lot of fun, even with the childhood bashing. It's a perfect example of a bad idea missing its chance to become a good idea.

I'll stick with the live action Winnie the Pooh movie where Christopher Robin is played by Obi-Wan Kenobi, thank you very much. Also, I have the feeling you will be reviewing The Mean One (the R-rated Grinch film) for Christmas this year.

My dad walked in on me watching this. I think it would’ve been less embarrassing if he walked in on me watching porn

Are we gonna get a Cinema Snob being grumpy for everything being too violent for children now?

Still not as traumatic for children as _Watership Down._

I remember when Abraham Lincoln Vampire Hunter came out and since then you see so many of these fanfic style movies.

Well this one’s not on Disney Plus- Serously. This movie could have been so much better! The Heffalumps could have stampeded the forest, the people could have set traps to catch Pooh and Piglet, and Pooh could have sent bees to attack the people. C’mon! Also, total side note- but because Brad has a kid now, does that mean that he’ll have to review those weird Baby Geniuses movies now? They are absolutely terrifying! With the first movie being released in 1999, the last movie was released in 2015. Apparently, people wanted more of them. Damn you Steven Paul!

I had an idea for a horror Peter Pan film: where after cutting off Hook's hand and feeding it to the crocodile, Peter begins kidnapping children, hunting them down Hunger Games style, and slicing them up to feed the croc. I call it Severland.

I loved the idea of this movie, shame it wasn’t great. It is a great welcome back episode.

Laughed a little too hard at the remake Jason tunnel line 🤣

congrats on newborn snob and mrs snob welcome back!!!

“Find me a Winnie the Pooh movie!” Immediately cuts to a car explosion

Incorporating Inspiration from your Newborn into your reviews & what you watch is Genius & Sweet!!👏😊 So Honor to see your Family Grow & how it inspires your Incredible Work going forward Snob!👏😃👏

😂 the BETTER twist would of been Christoffer Robin being the BRAINS of the group and him LURING potential victoms. All wgile doing this AND medical school... Pooh being his teacher in the forest!

I love how he loves to be a dad.

So glad to see Cinema Snob is back!😃 Also that he's doing one that I didn't think was a real movie.😆

Good job with the baby's arrival and this

Congratulations on your new baby

Congratulations on being a father!

Thank you for loving Shelly.

The traumatized lady should come back as a ghost in her own spin-off killer movie, where she kills her stalker.

... that awkward moment where you're unsure whether the new dad is Brad, Craig Golightly, or both.

I feel like more effort went into the thumbnail for this review than the actual movie. One of the most hilarious things about this was the director's press tour. He was getting attention he never got before and suddenly seemed to think he was a big shot director. He behaved as though this was some kind of passion project when he admitted over and over again that the movie only got made because they wanted one of their films to go viral.

After all these months I suddenly had a thought. Why couldn't the movie have been about Pooh and Friends helping to protect people from Woozles. Like make them super monstrous and maybe have some serious scenes with Pooh that you play completely straight. Like him telling the humans what happened to Rabbit or someone. Plus you could make the Woozles smart in mimicking people to drive them insane and isolate them. I mean it wouldn't be a great film but it would show more creativity.

Congratulations on the birth of your son!

Congratulations on the son, mate.

Congratulations to you both on the birth of your son. Keep up the great work on your various RU-vid videos.

This film is the perfect example of a 2 second joke being stretched into a full movie.

Oh I'm so glad you finally got around to this snob. I literally just bought the DVD of this 2 weeks ago

If Pooh and Piglet are the one’s murdering everyone, where the hell are Rabbit and Owl? They already established the cannibalized Eeyore, and Tigger was confirmed for the sequel, so where are Rabbit and Owl if Pooh and Piglet are the ones killing people?

Congrats on you & your now growing family, Cinema Snob.

Congratulations on your new baby boy 💗

Welcome back!

Congrats on the new baby!

After a month of taking care of Snob Jr., Snob comes back with this. Welcome back.

congrats on the son, CS. nice to see you back

I never understood why they ate Eeyore first when Piglet was literally right there and he’s the most edible. After that it would be Rabbit.

Congrats on the baby snob Brad!!!!!

For your son, I would recommend the 2011 Winnie the Pooh film. It was, to me a great example of how you can keep the innocent simplicity of the Disney Pooh series... but also make it really REALLY funny: like Pooh is character comedy gold at it's best! ALSO... it was Disney's last hand drawn film to date... and given how low the budget was it's tragic it couldn't even make that back in theatre...

Look out, ya'll; the seed of the cinema snob is on the rise.

Eryore's last words were "It figures."

I'd love to see Jim Cummings' reaction to this movie.

This movie still looks better than Rob Zombie’s “The Munster’s”. I couldn’t even make it through reviews of that one! 😬

Congrats on the child, Snob :D Still have 3 of your DVDs from ages ago

Congratulations on the new bub snob,enjoy fatherhood.best wishes and love to you and your family😊❤

He's back!

As someone who couldn't stand Winnie the Pooh as a kid cause it was too sweetsie cutsie for me Pooh blood and honey is strangely cathartic.

Watching Pooh's First Public Domain Movie will Lower your Social Credit.

You’re the best Cinema Snob! 😆

I haven't watched Cinema Snob in quite a few years now and... dear lord Brad looks old.

Alright! New Cinema Snob! And its on a movie I literally knew was a bad idea, even on paper. I knew this movie wouldn't be good even from the screenshots, and the fact that this movie is spawning a sequel really has me scratching my head. Pretty much shows you can make a slasher/horror movie about anything.

congrats man!

I love this idea for Winnie.

11:05 The fact she was HOGtied was kind of clever, depending on which evil character did it.

Didn't think Winnie the Pooh would be the next review! Nice!

Rhys Frake Waterfeild Has Made This To Make My Mental Health Uneasy. Winnie The Pooh Was My Childhood and I’m worried that the students at my old school might see that. 😞 Rhys Must Suffer The Way I Have Suffered.

Another BANGER of a Review

All I wanted from this movie was for Piglet to change his name to PIG. THAT'S ALL. Something like... Christopher Robin: "Why are you doing this Piglet?" Piglet: "Me names not Piglet...IT'S PIIIIGG!!!!" But since they didn't talk that idea went bust.

Congratulations to you and your wife

"Is everything dark and gritty nowadays?" I have a Pinocchio video game to share!

I can’t wait for son of snob where brad has to show all these movies to his kid!,

Hey Brad glad to hear your boy is doing well , I've been watching your content since Peire Kirby week keep it up, man. Also o saw some crystal Pepsi the other day

Congrats on the birth of your son. All my est hopes and wish for your family,

Cool video as always Snob 💯

Congrats on the kid :)

Loved the Sledge Hammer reference, Brad! Haha, I used to consider that the worst movie I'd ever seen...until I watched Ax 'Em! I found Sledge Hammer on clamshell VHS at my local video store for $2 back in 2000 or so, and man was it terrible! Very obscure, forgotten shot-on-shitteo. My ex-wife, brother-in-law, and a couple of his friends had a plan to make a sequel, but it never got made, haha!

So, they started to starve because Christopher Robin wasn't around to feed them....what did they do for food before he showed up?

I can't wait for you review the Mean One soon.

0:56 Joke's on them - the other Jack and Jill is much more frightening.

It's going to be great when you sit down with little Jack and watch Caligula together

Oh my god. I never thought I'd want to see Brad delve into the insane world of children's entertainment, but holy shit, am I ready for this new era of total snobbery.

This is one of that Movies where the best Part is the History behind that Movie.

I've been waiting for this review so I don't have to watch the movie. Thank you for your sacrifice, Brad.

So so.. I'll accept a sequel 👍🏼 My son had his son today, my grandson

This isn't exactly what I had in mind for a Winnie the Pooh horror movie I thought pooh-bear would be more like a victim than a killer.

Aw, and here I was hoping you would review "It's Alive" (1974) to celebrate the occasion.

Know what kid's show COULD work as a gritty reboot? Captain Scarlet. Anyone remember that show? That was already dark. Also, anyone else expecting a Jagged Edge horror movie of Thomas the Tank Engine when THAT goes public domain?

I can't wait for the killer Thomas The Tank Engine movie personally

8:22 Winnie-the-Pooh porn parody... Why would you say that out loud? You know they're gonna make one now!

The movie would've been so much better if it was entirely animated in the intro style!

I didn't know about those other films this company made but I did know that the director of this plans on making a sequel and a Peter Pan horror film.