Winning Hitman 3 by Completely Stupid Means

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Square Enix let me play Hitman 3 early, and to kill people the wrong way
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@RTGame 3 года назад

Thank you so much to Square Enix for providing me with an early copy of the game to play! When the game comes out on the 20th, I'm going to be streaming the entire thing I'm so excited

@ew4n202 3 года назад

First

@tommym0322 3 года назад

Wait, i thought square enix dropped io interactive

@silvertube11 3 года назад

Looking forward to it!

@nyarlat8455 3 года назад

not what I expected but pleasantly surprised

@PROBOTEAM 3 года назад

Whoa

@EazySpeezy 3 года назад

You know a game is sick when you can kill someone with a banana

@Frogboyaidan 3 года назад

Hi speezy will you speedrun this game when it's out?

@Beartic. 3 года назад

Killing the target with a banana speedrun

@joshuamaggard 3 года назад

Speedrun all the hitman games lol

@Hakun325 3 года назад

What about the fish and the blueberry muffins? Would that make the game something more than just 'sick'?

@taibasarovadil 3 года назад

This gives me Karlson vibe

@cosmoblender 3 года назад

“Do we have a description?” “I dunno... I didn’t see ‘em” MASTER OF STEALTH

@BaronVonMott 3 года назад

*STEALTH 100*

@miguelpelia2396 3 года назад

“He’s got a banana” *Blueberry Muffins will remember that*

@benh3518 3 года назад

Somebody now needs to make a mod of a Hitman game where RT can go murder somebody by bludgeoning them to death...with Cupcake. As in literally just bashing their skull in with a sheep pokemon.

@andrzej7048 3 года назад

“Agent 47 is the best spy in the world and he is famous for his mastery of stealth” RT: “oh that’s the target!” *Runs onto the stage, stops for a second to take out a wire and then proceeds to murder someone while hundreds of people watch*

@tomatooverlord2764 3 года назад

Notification pops up: "Non-Target Killed"

@844SteamFan 3 года назад

@Justifier lol

@alentjanestetico3014 3 года назад

Hide in plain sight.

@matteomatteo7563 3 года назад

Nothing compared to that time he was trying to infiltrate a compound and the target literally walked to him, so rt pulled out a gun and shot him in the head in front of a bunch of guards

@ObligedUniform 3 года назад

Obviously He's just taking a page from the Third Crusade assassins. Strike the target in a very open setting where everyone can see them fall.

@zp6182 3 года назад

One can only imagine the upper body strength required to KO a person with just a banna throw

@snnnaaaaaakeeeee4470 3 года назад

That's why he's the ultimate clone

@Unethical.Dodgson 3 года назад

An intelligent person who didn't say that he killed her with that throw. Bravo.

@garbagetrash2938 3 года назад

Unfortunately, I'm pretty sure the terminal velocity of a banana is less than that required to knock someone out.

@bradenehlke7652 3 года назад

@@garbagetrash2938 terminal velocity is just the max speed something can reach by just falling alone it doesn’t mean it’s the absolute max speed that it can go.

@xx_redwood_xx9737 7 месяцев назад

@@Unethical.Dodgson He didn't even knock her out, he just knocked her over

@NintendoBlackCrisis 3 года назад

More Hitman videos on RT's channel? It's about time!

@streax8885 3 года назад

wow NBC in a RTGame comment section that's nice

@avd_designs_ 3 года назад

Love your vids man

@cookiespark6189 3 года назад

Love your videos it's a shocker to see you here

@parchedbowser 3 года назад

Nintendo black crisis lets go

@J4CKNO1R 3 года назад

Remember DRTC?

@tommystorm9867 3 года назад

rt is getting too powerful, now he can see into the future and play games before they're released this is what playing 5d chess does to you

@Cthulhu_hotline 3 года назад

I know from experience that this is true

@iankelley9302 3 года назад

I love 5D chess. Also: He twisted tea the guy that saw him get changed.

@croquemaster314 3 года назад

Imma go play me some 5d chess so that I can see my math test results, I’ll update if I survive

@Carthybp 3 года назад

I'm gonna have nightmares about 5d chess

@sadnessofwildgoats 3 года назад

early access copy

@LetsAllEatCereal 3 года назад

I love how both Kevin and RT: • took selfies • immediately got up on stage and knocked that guy out • dropped the chandelier • stole bananas 😂

@thatguyintherain3168 3 года назад

Well, they are the same person...

@fabanano6158 3 года назад

@@thatguyintherain3168 yep

@Yougotcaged102 3 года назад

Great minds think alike

@Finamajig 3 года назад

“Oh baby I hear the blues a calling, tossed salads and scrambled eggs”

@personzorz 3 года назад

Mercy

@lynx93 3 года назад

so no one told you life was gonna be this wayy *bang bang bang bang*

@andreware2039 3 года назад

I love this so much 🤣

@frogueThief 3 года назад

oh man that stream was amazing

@Makaponpon 3 года назад

ptsd

@lad3273 3 года назад

“You have gained his trust, what will you do with all that power?” RT immediately throws a knife at the man’s face

@puppy777 3 года назад

*cuz no one told ya life was gonna be this way*

@Elliott540 3 года назад

@Alvi Syahri or BANG BANG BANG BANG

@glowingterror6909 3 года назад

*BANG BANG BANG*

@bigratman_ 3 года назад

**gunshots**

@venomize05 3 года назад

*silence*

@mochatea7188 3 года назад

*more silence*

@demadezba7316 3 года назад

RT in HITMAN 2 : *F I S H* RT in HITMAN 3 : *B A N A N A*

@JeanMarceaux 3 года назад

BANAN AS ELIMINA T E

@Ogzisixbsbdu72 2 года назад

no blueberry muffin?

@crabsupremacy 3 года назад

*“He died of potassium overdose”* “But he has severe head injuries?!” *“Potassium”*

@spritepepsiplushes8353 2 года назад

Deltarune chapter 2 makes this a whole new level of hilarious

@andrewsettle2924 Год назад

@@spritepepsiplushes8353 kris, get the banana.

@juicedapple9449 3 года назад

It is no longer the age of muffins It is now the age of *banana*

@croquemaster314 3 года назад

Or the legendary fusion *banananananana muffins*

@gasmaskghost4110 3 года назад

Reject pastry modernity, *Return to monke food.*

@nerfinator03 3 года назад

Monke

@Dijonaise 3 года назад

RT you’re the best dude. Thanks for always bringing that quality content.

@judeboon2870 3 года назад

No, callmekevin is the best.

@FlameKB 3 года назад

Why are people thanking him for quality content when they haven’t even finished watching the video yet lmao

@Frogboyaidan 3 года назад

@@judeboon2870 lol they eqauly the best Secretly we all know it's Plumbella

@anodoxa 3 года назад

@@FlameKB so they can get likes and a heart because they are 9 year olds

@Dijonaise 3 года назад

@@FlameKB I watch almost all of RT’s RU-vid content because I always think it’s quality. 😊 happened to see the video early and wanted to show some appreciation.

@fieryscorpion6696 3 года назад

Damn, I didn’t even know a third one was coming out.

@InquisitorThomas 3 года назад

Yeah the marketing of the recent Hitman games are criminal, they’re great games, but the publisher doesn’t advertise them, so you don’t know they come out, leading to poor sales, leading to the publisher not advertising them. It’s a vicious cycle.

@ftldx8042 3 года назад

its because he is the master of stealth

@mynamjeffeg6 3 года назад

bruh it felt like 2 came out like barely a year ago...

@BakaTaco 3 года назад

@@mynamjeffeg6 And 2 was basically just 1, with very slight differences. And now 3 is the same, except what... Looks a little nicer? I mean, great, but it seems a bit lazy and not fair to fans and newcomers to Hitman. But even so, the game does look pretty fun, so I won't be so quick to judge.

@biscuit715 3 года назад

Seems identical to 2

@newersoup5202 3 года назад

breaking news: the muffin-murderer has resurvased, hide your hildren, and rest in peace santa claus

@subnormality5854 3 года назад

Excuse me, he's a bananana-murderer now

@thatstockimageguy1067 3 года назад

the muffin-murderer strikes again now as the banana-butcher

@MoonPatch 3 года назад

Hide your hildren, hide your ife, he is coming to take your life.

@GatsbyMusic 3 года назад

He’s gonna find a way to murder people with banana muffins one day and the world will end

@newersoup5202 3 года назад

@@GatsbyMusicwhen that happens, may god have mercy on all of us.

@HypernovaBolts11 3 года назад

"A lotta people are gonna die. I'm excited."

@gizmo5099 3 года назад

6:27 “You there! Drop the sword!” RT: “ok” *throws the sword at the guard*

@kenjikune2565 3 года назад

Very poor choice of words.

@croquemaster314 3 года назад

I mean, he _did_ do what was asked of him

@jacob2884 3 года назад

@@croquemaster314 yes... he did

@parriszhu 3 года назад

Don't forget... 10:50 You need to drop the screwdriver immediately! ok

@Yougotcaged102 3 года назад

@@croquemaster314 Is throwing the same as dropping?

@corypoe4956 3 года назад

"If everyone's dead technically you did it stealthly because there's noone to detect you"

@DeliciousJames 3 года назад

If he can do that with a banana, imagine what he could do with a handful of loganberries!?

@Chocolate_Toph 3 года назад

or pointed stick!

@zappyapp 3 года назад

I love how he casually says "ok" everytime he murders someone

@thatguyintherain3168 3 года назад

What else do you say?

@thatguyintherain3168 3 года назад

@Egg Egg egg egg I see you everywhere here and not a single one of your comments make sense.

@goosifyed9717 3 года назад

person: gets hit by a bannana other person: thats a guaranteed concussion

@spicyananaspizza 3 года назад

RT "I got two bananas" Them "You gotta be kidding me"

@Unethical.Dodgson 3 года назад

I think you mean: "This is getting out of hand... Now there are TWO of them!"

@Parrollo 3 года назад

“You didn’t wash your hands!” I’m dying. 🤣

@dylansease7428 3 года назад

RTGame's Hitman is like a ghost... a really noisey ghost

@jamescannon5255 3 года назад

Strange sounds and lights, people passing out or dying of mysterious causes, objects flying through the air, a tall, pale figure that only some people can see... Sounds like a poltergeist to me.

@steveyecragitymortarcompan8053 3 года назад

Real Title: Clown beats people to death while live on twitch

@TheIrishGamerGuy 3 года назад

"Square Enix" That is a big Ooooof He literally got the company sponsoring him wrong. How......Like jesus.

@batboy8584 3 года назад

Square Enix is the publisher. IO is the dev. SE is probably in charge of things like this. Edit: it has come to my attention that that is not true for this game. My bad

@Unethical.Dodgson 3 года назад

@@batboy8584 Yeah I can forgive you for the confusion. But yeah. Hitman was sold off because IOI cost SE a FUCK TON of money. RT has no excuse though.

@nousername8162 3 года назад

It’s weird how it looks almost exactly like the previous game

@lizardking9649 3 года назад

Same engine I think, just with some tweaks and adjustments

@expendableindigo9639 3 года назад

All 3 games look the same, just different levels.

@tobp 3 года назад

This is something I’ve waited a long time for, the hitman series of videos is superior

@epicawesomesauceguy 3 года назад

"I've got two bananas" "You've gotta be kidding!"

@jakem7982 3 года назад

No one will notice if there’s no one to notice

@Ryyi23 3 года назад

4:18 RT: "I'VE GOT TWO BANANAS!" Guard: "You gotta be kidding!"

@jakubwawa 3 года назад

4:41 that transition tho

@nexbatista 3 года назад

0:28 "Hey what's up gamers, it's ya boy *Asian* 47" Oh okay 😅

@AliKhan-pv3oc 3 года назад

I like how square enix gave him the game early so he could praise it and he just kept demonstrating the trash ai

@martymcfly1312 3 года назад

IOI became independent in 2017 and took Hitman with them so idk why he was thanking Square Enix?

@lizardking9649 3 года назад

@@martymcfly1312 formally Square Enix was the publisher for the 2016 game and before that, then Warner became the publisher for the second installment, and lastly they became their own publisher for this game and most likely for the remainder of the Hitman series

@srijadas4114 3 года назад

idk it just makes me wanna buy the game more

@Unethical.Dodgson 3 года назад

Yeah, RT is just a moron. Nothing new. And if you wanna get this game. Probably get it on PS5 if you want the VR, or on Xbox if you don't care about the VR. Or wait an extra year and get it without giving money to fund more Fortnite.

@pegas1ster 3 года назад

RT: "I've got two bananas" NPC: "you've gotta be kidding"

@brailleesarchive4599 3 года назад

RT's *gasp* whenever he sees something that gives him an idea or excites him is so iconic

@justsomejerseydevilwithint4606 3 года назад

John Wick: * Kills a man with a pencil * Agent 47: *_Hold my F**KING BANANA_*

@beaniboi8009 3 года назад

This game lets you have fun killing and i love that. Like remember throwing a suit case and it following you like a fucking missile?

@sideranical7456 3 года назад

It would just aquire the target and then hone in on them. Feckin hilarious

@Cutie_Amor 3 года назад

twas a glitch originally, but they made it an upgrade to the suitcase for shits and giggles

@beaniboi8009 3 года назад

@@Cutie_Amor hell yeah

@DarrelOdin 3 года назад

The sheer joy in your voice at the end there really sold it; looking forward to seeing you ‘stealth’ your way through the game on release!

@skrub3801 3 года назад

"im trying to sneak around, but the banana still requests more blood"

@justsomejerseydevilwithint4606 3 года назад

"Do you know... *_...The Muffin Man?"_*

@MrxstGrssmnstMttckstPhlNelThot 3 года назад

"A lot of people are gonna die. I'm so excited." Oh Dan never change

@thekingoffailure9967 2 года назад

Random question but if you're subscribed to the Manitoba ndp, are you based in Winnipeg? As in, Based while being in Winnipeg?? I was just skimming your channel, curious to see a leftist in RTs comments lmao (not CIA I promise)

@MrxstGrssmnstMttckstPhlNelThot 2 года назад

@@thekingoffailure9967 no, you may notice I'm also subscribed to multiple NDP people from Alberta, BC, and also Ontario. Only one of those is where I live but I won't say which because not today "not CIA I promise" lol

@MrxstGrssmnstMttckstPhlNelThot 2 года назад

@@thekingoffailure9967 not even really much of an NDPer personally, they're just the least bad party with a chance of winning seats imo so I do vote for them, but begrudgingly. Also one of my favourite NDP is from Manitoba but I am not.

@radioactiveseaotter 3 года назад

2:39 “hey can you throw me another Caprisun?”

@sazoverse341 3 года назад

Guard: Drop the weapon! RT: *proceeds to drop weapon onto someone's face*

@balakebread 3 года назад

Can’t wait for something to be in here like the muffins or the fish I started the vid and found banana god sake

@Matt-xr4ke 3 года назад

Wait, you kill Carl and Marcus... David Cage youve done it again

@gferrol118 3 года назад

1:17 I guess it's time for him to *split*

@nd6112 3 года назад

When my mom asks me why i haven't had a gf yet 3:25

@Harrymcwood 3 года назад

You, CallMeKevin and Modest Pelican (Gaming) all took photos and stole the banana

@sirsponge9633 3 года назад

Guards: DROP THE WEAPON RTGame: Very poor choice of words

@Partyrockscool 3 года назад

So the Irish man has gone crazy, *he needs to be stopped!!!*

@RenegadeHero13 3 года назад

After Agent 47 solved the general populace's fibre deficiency in Hitman 2, he now has to tackle his most dangerous health crisis yet: Potassium deficiency.

@verytallpenguin1986 3 года назад

RT: Ay what’s up gamers it’s your boi ASIAN 47

@AkashSharma-lu3dp 3 года назад

7:54 Why is everyone pushing this lady? Every youtuber I've seen has pushed this lady for fun. Typical GTA side effects. 🤣

@rmdhn1 3 года назад

"sir, I need to talk with you, Are you the banana thief?"

@nathamiell 3 года назад

I didn't even know they were working on this game.

@stampedarc1509 3 года назад

It comes out in 12 days

@Nobody_important9 3 года назад

If not for the title i wouldn't notics it's 3rd and not 2nd one

@MiniMoto0098 3 года назад

@@Nobody_important9 same here, it looks like it could just be a dlc for hitman 2

@ArchangelExile 3 года назад

With the red beret on, Agent 47 looks like a young a Revolver Ocelot from MGS3.

@demonicloaf2100 3 года назад

That's Major Ocelot, to you!

@reneerjavec3950 3 года назад

This game looks *exactly* the same as Hitman 2

@somerandomgamer8504 3 года назад

1:09 the dialogue subtitles have the word RU-vidr in them- oh god

@cz-kick 3 года назад

Narrator: You've gained his trust. What to do with all that power? RT: **Throws knife before the narrator can even finish his sentence**

@aster7986 3 года назад

Man 1: I don't think I've ever worked with a man Man 2: What? 9:57

@trygveplaustrum4634 3 года назад

RTGame is going to take out his competition with a surprise banana.

@greenbin3028 3 года назад

"I wanna see if we can kill the targets in cool ways" *kills the targets the exact same way as before*

@Leetfin 3 года назад

I've been so excited for this game. Now I am more excited.

@Cooperlangting 3 года назад

I love how both Kevin and Dan both are amazed at selfies in hitman

@K1ttyGam3r 3 года назад

As one wise soul once said, there are two ways to play stealth games. Number 1 is don’t leave any bodies for people to find. Number 2 is don’t leave any people to find the bodies.

@chalkwarrior5542 3 года назад

Man's nearly got an entire breakfast up his arsenal He's got the bananas He's got the blueberry muffins And he's got the fish All we need is some kind of drink

@thirteen3678 3 года назад

He's got the Dr. Pepper

@draconicusmathiusanytherio7630 3 года назад

As long as you didn’t get this from epic games, I’m fine with it

@Kappenn 3 года назад

«Throws banana» «Thats a garanteed concusion»

@patttt 3 года назад

He sent the Arabic dude to Brazil

@justjack5914 3 года назад

I’ve only just started the second one and I’m excited for the third

@yetanother9127 3 года назад

0:35 Is it just me, or does this version of 47 look a _lot_ like Seth Everman?

@briennerose2606 3 года назад

They should make a spin-off title where you're a forensic scientist unwittingly following Agent 42's path of death and destruction and growing more and more baffled at every step. "Ok, this *has* to be a cover up...there's no way he was killed by a BANANA."

@pastel8686 3 года назад

Daniel gives off vibes of a dad trying to relate to his son

@PM-rp4bl 3 года назад

1:58 RT's maternal instincts are kicking in

@Rick-Sanchez-C-137 3 года назад

1:10 (The Kill) John Wick : I killed someone with a Pencil once how bout you 47 ? 47 : I once killed some random woman with a Banana... A F**king Banana !

@Soulzjd2 3 года назад

I was thinking of getting it but I can see its hitman 2 with new missions and somehow even worst AI. Total grab for money not much attempt to improve or make the game better it seems. Then again they are using epic store which is where all the real greedy as-hats go in an attempt to make money over making enjoyable games.

@oskardelitz5651 3 года назад

"ayye Gamers, its ya boy Asian47"

@NimhLabs 3 года назад

Remember when people laughed at the Self Defense class that taught you how to defend yourself from somebody only armed with a Banana? Well, who is laughing now?