Winning with EVERY Character in Elite Smash 

COWCOWCOW WE ARE COMIN FOR *YOU!!!!*

Ok but what's even more messed up about CowCowCow is that they have been playing with this ruleset for more than 4 hours.

Cow cow cow truly showing up like a Pokémon rival, inconveniently and consistently

CowCowCow is like that boss in an rpg that you have to fight multiple times at every major story beat and then joins you in the last few chapters of the game. We'll see them again.

COWCOWCOW BEST ANIME VILLAIN

5:40 "Oh this is a spot dodge kind of guy." Followed by immediately wrecking his shit. I wish I could read people the way Jacob can, holy shit. That had me laughing way too hard.

Competitive: “No items, Fox only, final destination” Casual: “8 players, items on, RANDOM” COWCOWCOW: “ *3 stock, 300 stamina, seven minute timer* “

34:58 Damn, you got me. I haven't played Ultimate, so for a second there I genuinely thought that Sephiroth's final smash was the entire uncut Supernova cinematic. That would've been hilarious and so, so evil.

Every COWCOWCOW battle : 3:34 as fox 9:42 as Dr.Mario 12:38 as Ganondorf 16:52 as Snake

"Power has an expiration date, but then again, don't we all." That's such a raw line wow

35:02 one of the best bits on this channel

The world record for winning with everyone in Elite Smash was completed on a Misinput. I bet nobody wants to beat that

CowCowCow: **exists** The two Lucinas: Finally, a worthy opponent!

I like to imagine cowcowcow isn't even a person. He's just an unstoppable force of nature that exists to make online smash that extra bit more tedious.

29:09 "He hits like a drunk uncle" Thats going in the vault.

31:02 I feel like assist tropy into wack kill should officially be called the alpharad combo.

Some of us struggle to win with one character, let alone all of them.

Cool video Jacob, keep it up. Proud of you!

37:17 Alpha: Who even plays this character? MKLeo: *Eh, I dabble sometimes.*

I wish we had more of CowCowCow that guy was the perfect antagonist for this video

28:42 SAVED BY THE SHIELD BREAK ANIMATION LMFAOOOOOOOOO

I would love to see a matchup between ironwill and cowcowcow. It’s like the ultimate “light vs dark” fight

Every interesting moment in the video: Can’t get a free punish 19:19 The first cowcowcow battle 3:42 The second one 9:42 The third one 12:38 The last one 16:52 21:31 marioocean carrying can’t get a free punish x2 28:41 26:11 “that’s fine”

I came for the Smash 101's in 2016, I stayed for the Alpharad personality. I started watching your videos for funny smash stuff, and I stayed watching your videos for funny Alpharad stuff. You're one of the creators that it doesn't matter what game you play, I'm here for it.

I do think Jacob’s biggest strengths in content creation are his brand of comedy, editing prowess and versatility. I feel like that’s what keeps him being a relatively fantastic regular/deluxe creator, every time he does great he actually is. He’s like the real life Bandana Waddle Dee: High tier with a sick as fuck complex.

35:00 This is all I need for a Sephiroth video on the channel. This 2 minute dialogue of Alpharad spewing out random bullcrap about a tall silver haired dude with mommy issues and incest while mass destruction happens in the background just put a smile on my face. And Ultimately (original joke) that's what I come to this channel for, a smile and some laughs. So thank you Alpha, for this great Ultimate content and content period over the past 3 years and all the time you've been on RU-vid. Can't wait to see what happens next.

CowCowCow is literally Ironwill but his evil twin

CowCowCow is like that one reoccurring boss that you always have to face, just slighty harder each time. Kinda like Boom Boom from NSMBUD in a way.

"Im not going anywhere" is such a relief to hear as a big fan of really EVERYTHING Mr. Alpharad works in

Jacob's comedic timing, especially when demonstrated through his editing, is unmatched. Also that Kirby Gourmet Race bit was delicious. He always brings top notch comedic commentary and editing, I really appreciate his effort

the speech in the end actually maked me cry, thanks alpha, thanks for everything

7:34 The fact that Jacob always gets his way like that 90% percent of the time is universally shattering.

In contrast to what people would normally say: Please, keep changing, Alpharad. Not in like a “haha past alpha is cringe new alpha is cool” just in like a “Your continued evolution as a person and a content creator has been a wild journey for us all and I’m excited to see where it continues going”

This took Little Z over a year but Alpha did it faster even with CowCowCow's attempts to stop him. Maybe Zack changed his tag to CowCowCow to stop Alpha.

Man this takes me back, its crazy to imagine that its been 3 whole years since I found your channel, so much has changed, and while a part of me will miss the old days, I'm glad your doing what you want to do and hope you continue in the far future. Can't wait to see what its like 3 more years from now Jacob!!!

When he said “I’m going to play like a rotisserie bitch!” I burst out laughing. 😂

I'm so glad manic is back, everyone has been wondering where he was.

CowCowCow is like Ironwill’s jealous evil younger brother who wants all the fame he has

It is insane how much you have grown and changed over time. The insane connections you have made, the incredible bits and adventures you have created, and the pure, sweet CONTENT you have put out has been a blast.

10:40 That random Kirby Final Smash portrait spazzing at the end just had me dying! Lol

All Battles: 0:19 Free-for-All 0:33 Free-for-All 1:22 Free-for-All 1:33 Hero 1:58 Diddy 2:04 Pyra/Mythra 2:24 2v2 2:41 Other Yoshi 2:50 Other Kirby 3:16 Free-for-All 3:26 CowCowCow 4:57 Zelda 5:34 Captain Falcon 6:01 Incineroar 6:09 Free-for-All 6:20 2v2 6:38 Free-for-All 6:48 Bowser 6:52 Free-for-All 6:57 Free-for-All 7:25 BigChungus 7:52 Free-for-All 8:33 Free-for-All 8:39 Incineroar 9:29 CowCowCow 10:18 King K. Rool 10:32 Kirby 11:01 Toon Link 11:32 Free-for-All 11:36 2v2 11:55 Free-for-All 12:23 3 Games in a Row 12:38 CowCowCow 13:15 Sheik 13:35 Ridley 13:42 Free-for-All 13:47 Duck Hunt 14:07 Free-for-All 14:23 Toon Link 14:33 Free-for-All 16:04 Free-for-All 16:15 Pyra/Mythra 16:22 Free-for-All 16:35 Free-for-All 16:39 CowCowCow 17:41 Free-for-All 18:01 Isabelle 18:26 Ice Climbers 18:31 4 Games in a Row 18:47 2v2 18:57 Free-for-All 19:41 Ness 19:58 5 Games in a Row 20:23 Free-for-All 20:33 Terry 20:41 Free-for-All 21:04 Rosalina 21:21 2v2 22:07 R.O.B. 22:22 Free-for-All 23:01 Bowser 23:17 Pikachu 23:27 Toon Link 23:41 Mii Brawler 23:55 Free-for-All 24:03 Pikachu 24:17 Free-for-All 24:29 2 Free-for-Alls 25:34 Free-for-All 26:21 Marth 26:51 Samus 26:59 Villager 27:15 2 Games in a Row 27:48 2v2 28:03 Free-for-All 28:22 Captain Falcon 28:29 Joker 29:02 Wolf 29:20 Free-for-All 29:34 Free-for-All 29:53 Hero 30:03 BigChungus 30:30 Roy 30:44 Kazuya 31:01 Zelda 31:19 Kazuya 31:46 Sephiroth 32:04 Zelda 32:40 Ganondorf 32:59 2v2 33:09 Byleth 33:48 Free-for-All 34:09 2v2 34:33 Free-for-All 37:01 MKleo 38:08 Sora And that's it!

39:42 god, that Vincent single teabag was a memory bullet straight to the heart. Alpharad, thank you for all the laughs over the years, and here’s to good fortune in whatever comes next.

I gotta say for Alpha to just say "oh this is a spot dodge kinda guy" and then just completely play around every following spot dodge is incredibly impressive.

Right after that entire sephiroth monologue my brain went, "wait.... what?"

So glad I only had to watch 25 seconds of Sora gameplay

I feel like the subtle details in the editing are incredible yet massively overlooked

“Yea I didn’t do much except pay for my character” Joker do be that op tho sadly

Cowcowcow is in every Speedrun

2017 Alpharad: "I've seen me win these!" _loses the match_ 2021 Alpharad: "I've seen me lose these." _wins the match_

12:49 “I still won a majority of the games against cowcowcow, yet every single game makes it feel like I lost somehow” It’s called sanity and the will to live Alpha. You’ve lost more of those. Welcome to online smash

I haven't really been keeping up with this channel since like Mad Dawg and Science Museum were things but it's nice to see Smash is still important to Alpharadical Television! I hope whatever years-long series comes next will be as entertaining!

23:09 bowser getting hit with half a second of palu nair and then it hard cutting to the end screen is such a mood

10:33 I can't believe this video managed to have a completely different blast to the past that was also Smash related, shoutouts to these types of Gourmet Race Smash Kirby edits God, that compilation at the end hits hard, I still vividly remember Middle School me thinking "Wow dang Smash Ultimate looks awesome I'm gonna be enjoying this game for a while" and getting excited for your Day 1 video; I can't wait to continue the Smash Ultimate ride for however long people want to, because I really don't want to say goodbye to the game yet -also i really like that Sans is the final character in this run-

“If you’ve watched this channel long enough, you should know that nothing is impossible” …Except of course Alpharad’s escape room that was designed to be quite literally impossible to solve.

31:17 I just spit up my drink everywhere laughing at this. XD

*Bro just getting every character into Elite Smash is absolutely legendary! I have 24 characters in elite smash and I still think that’s very good, took a while to get there too. If people rage and exit the game mid battle, you don’t get smash power which is a setback*

“I’m pretty confident with all the characters.” Anyone that watched alpharad deluxe knows the irony in that.

There's something poetic about Sans being the character Alpharad finishes Smash ultimate content on.

18:51 As a Lucas main who has finished all mother games including the third one i must say that hit me right in the heart with a lightning bolt

10:35 I need a Full version of this

18:50 "The best way to win as Lucas was to kill Claus." That still hurts man.

I find it poetic that Sans completed the whole run against a Sora using a misinput. These past 3 years have all lead up this moment, this memory, the ending of an adventure. But hey the content has only just began and I’m ready to move forward to see what lies ahead.

29:05 “He hits like a Drunk Uncle”😂

10:13 that squirtle scream was horrifying

Alpharad has always made such great videos, with its comedic timing and small details like using the character's game's music while they are on screen. Smash videos or not, I'll always enjoy his content, and I hope you can get over the nightmare that is CowCowCow.

“But I remember Richter, if that makes sense?” Me: “It’s because he’s ho-“ Alpha: “Maybe it’s because he’s hot” Yea, no, that’s valid lmao

Damn you didn’t have to make the end so emotional, subbed for a year now and really enjoyed your content

7:23 That Daisy win fills me with happiness. And for good reason, Daisy is S Tier.

Alpha, I’m happy your finally back. This past era of your channel has sparked many of my new favorite interests. You introduced me to smash(which I now have my own switch for) and persona 5 which I have loved the entire way through. Can’t wait to see what you make next.

6:05 feels weirdly nostalgic hearing "how just our cause is" yet it feels fantastic

Ironwill: It is time to take my place, friend COWCOWCOW: Yes master

“That was a mis-input” Might be my favourite line from this entire channel

CowCowCow is the greatest anime villain ever, the arc that had to be gone through every time that he was fought was beautiful

There’s definitely some tech like starting the challenge at 4pm when jimmy gets home from school or playing super toxic to make them rage quit after one or two stocks for the time save

Why is no one talking about how the run ended at 69 milliseconds? The perfect ending. Thank you Alpharad. SEASON 2 BABY

Somehow, Jacob completing the run via a misinput feels entirely on brand.

that Kirby bit at 10:32 made me like the video immediately

18:36 Based music choice

5:40 I always have respect for a player who adapts, I have even more respect for a player who not only adapts but enjoys bullying their opponent as well.

The circumstances are too perfect not to comment it: I do think Jacob’s biggest weakness in this game is his cockiness. I feel like that’s what keeps him being a relatively average competitive/items player, every time he does alright he acts like he’s invincible. He’s like the real life Pit: mid tier with an Icarus complex

2:49 alpha:ez Yoshi:WOAAAH

The sephiroth rant at the end made me realize I wasn’t asleep, thank you for that

18:38 HOLY CRAP THAT'S ME!! Wouldn't have blocked you from winning if I knew what was happening :P Edit: I actually fought & won against Cowcowcow 1st try... he does this all the time

I like how Jacob reads off an entire essay during the entirety of Sephiroth’s supernova cutscene. I remember I would take a god damn snack break every time it happened in FF7.

Hey Alphrad, I don't know if you see this but if you do I have a challenge idea. Here are the rules: 1. You have to use Terry 2. You can't attack when you're under 100% 3. While under 100% You can still use his moves for recovering and if you accidentally hit the opponent while recovering that's okay. 4. While under 100% you have to run at you're opponent and stand right next to them and you can't shield any of their attacks. 5. As long as you're over 100% you can do any of you're attacks and play like normal (even if the attacks aren't from the GO meter). 6. You can keep attacking them even if they take a stock. 7. If you have items on and you heal, but you still have to go meter you can still attack as long as you have the GO meter you can attack. (I don't think it's possible to have the GO meter and still be under 100% but if it is you can still attack) Also, I hope it's okay but I will be telling other Smash RU-vidrs of this idea. If you make this please give me credit and thank you for making it, alright have a good day. Edit: You have to do it online.

21:41 mariocean is the goat

10:33 was absolute fire lol

Alpha imma be real with you, you should've sd'd 3 times in the stamina matches for a time save

36:00 ayo???

what i absolutely love about alpharad is his pure genius in ad placement

I've been loving every style of video you've put out recently from fun irl content with friends to voiceovers of gameplay that you always put a great narrative through to just you vibing along to a game, keep up the good work Mr Alpha 'Internet Funnyman' Rad

Can't wait to see Kazyuya last 2 hours

Just wanted to say your music (and content) is life-giving to me, so thanks!

Lmao! That edit with the Kirby you were fighting against as Falco got me.

It was hype seeing all the smash content and this video is a really nice send-off to it. Thanks for being a big part of my life for the last few years, Jacob. It's been awhile since the 101 series but I'll continue to stick along for the ride. Keep up the awesome content, licensed internet funnyman!

Why does alpharad uploading remind me of the elf on a shelf moving throughout your house and then it finally turns up one day while you're cleaning your attic?

35:01 had me fucking dead 😂🤣😭💀

And to think. Back in 2015, this all started with funny For Glory montages. And my love for this channel only grew as it did.

What I love is that this is now the third time Alpha has made a video on this subject (once before on this channel, the series on Alpha Deluxe, and now this one) and you bet your ass I’m watching this one again with a smile on my face Although I doubt Alpha will be smiling during this too since it is Ultimate WiFi… Edit: Also I can see that the Manic saga continues. Glad to see the grand return

Ending it all on sans doing a missinput is poetic