Woke Homophobia: Somebody Stop Dhar Mann!! 

That's a deal and a half! I seriously can't get over your amazing (& seriously draining & risky) work ah with Carol to show the world how people are roped into the G.C. stuff. That was really eye-opening, like I had a feeling but couldn't imagine it really was that...like that. Amazing 3-parter. And I'm LIVING for your "A F🚬Reacts" series. It's fun! And a great way to poke holes in the idea that "I'm not [prejudice]ist, _that_ character is!" Plus the idea of personal choices (already skewer) and the outright denial of systemic issues, nvm intersectionality. History repeats itself. Cheers! And sorry about the eh brainnn stuff. (I'm trying my best.)

question why are you acting gay?

I’m not acting.

@@caelanconrad you sure bruh???????????????

Yep.

No baskets for bottoms goes hard asf

No tennis for pennis preference

@@NearsightedNarhwal I second this

"no baskets for [f-slur]s" could ALMOST work

I’m sorry but I’ll be saying “no baskets for bottoms” unironically the rest of the year 😂😂😂

Aww darn, no more drugs?

Amazing

@@itzskye7074 just poppers and edibles. so.... the same.

@@caelanconrad i mean, it's about what i figured that coach would come up with, if he sat with it for an hour or so.

@@jasonclarke7557true 😍

Paradox.

We contain multitudes?

@@Dipstikk LMFAO

​@@eljaminlatour6633 I'm BEGGING you to learn more than second grade english. You use they for a singular person all the time without even realising. Please don't be stupid, it's not good for your health. Praying for your swift recovery 🙏

@@alicedeathbelle Read it again, carefully

😂😂

😂oh stahp 😂

Puts the term "bench warmer" in a whole new light. 😏

Ok…? That’s kinda biphobic of Dhar Man.

:)

That's the plot of Air Bud, right?

​@@josephmelendez3327 it's the plot of air gay

ok, that hit a little too close to home for me. thank the stars I don't do this sport thinnnnnng but I do buy gay cakes, and we all know what happened there!

⁠@@infinitivezHonestly, just near the end of Trump’s presidency, the court decided 5-4, with Gorsuch siding with the left that gays were protected from being fired from their jobs or refused housing just for being gay. It was a massive decision for gays like myself that didn’t get 1/10 the publicity the marriage decision did. The cake thing can be a bit difficult to understand but let me try. The bakery didn’t refuse to make one of their regular or even special order cakes for a gay couple, that would still be illegal. It refused to bake a cake with a gay slogan or gay flag or two men being married on top of it. And the court said they could refuse to do that because if they couldn’t, then it would be compelled speech. The bakery has to retain that right, even though we don’t like the result in this case, because if it doesn’t, then a Jewish bakery could be compelled to put swastikas or pro Nazi slogans on a cake. The current court is awful, a lot of the time, but sometimes they get it right.

​@@infinitivezOoh did *you* foreshadow a segue to their video release today...

Does he think people go out into the streets and start screaming about how they hate the gays?? lol

Yeah, it's insidious. It's one of those "racism doesn't exist since we elected Obama" things. If what you're going through isn't this super obvious, then some people don't believe it's happening.

My mother’s homophobia is pretending she’s accepting but telling me we don’t allow being gay in our religion. That’s subtle

I taught English to Ukrainian refugees and one day they kept pressing me on whether I had a girlfriend so I admitted that I liked boys, and one of them laughed and said "You're young. You'll change your mind".

@@itzskye7074 I mean, that DOES also happen. I get your point, but cross-burning stone-throwing homophobia is still very much alive today.

Your sister is still learning what a pronoun is apparently lol

I Think Your Username Suits Your Sister More Than It Suits You. 🫢

Herself 💀

@@Chaotic_evil_duck hold up i swear I saw you in another comment section I forgot about, one with an eggman pfp that was being annoying

@@FyreMoon1 oh yeah I remember that that guy ended up going to my channel onto one of my community posts and decided to just be a horrible person there

human AI

@@Anonymous-54545 I think you’re onto something.

@@Anonymous-54545 how many fingers does he have?

Did you mean humblebrags and blatant bigotry instead of what I’m guessing is some typos?

@@maem7462 humble brags and latent bigotry...he seems to try to be inclusive but comes across as the kind of guy who would pick of class president Gay Pete

more often than not, the nasty lil ones just flounce right off, to hassle another gay, another day.

Modern-day Horatio Alger vibes

I think this might be even dumber than the (sadly prevalent) idea that bigotry is bad because it's "mean" rather than because, you know, it's inherently immoral and harmful, even when what's actually happening is unintentional, or polite, or whatever.

Moral of Dhar Mann: don't be mean to people, or else they might become rich and famous and give nothing to you

Honestly it's like those right wing videos but instead of an unhinged overreaction to someone being slightly bigoted it's an unhinged overreaction to someone being slightly gay.

God now I’m imagining a Skyrim guard arresting me while saying this😭😭😭

@@PanAndScanBuddy In Dhar Man's defense, at least I've seen that second one happen maybe once in my life

@@user-ep7ml2ix6q "I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I took a pike that hung down to his knees."

Hell that would be way bette than this 🤷🏾‍♂️

Ngl it would've been funnier if he ended his video with the message "be nice to gay people or else", would put him in a spot where he threatens his own viewers but it would've been a better message than whatever was going on in this lol

Goated comment

It's so funny how the people who say they're "protecting children" are the same that are burning the earth and poisoning the sea

Sis started seei g dollar signs. That was her big break 😂😂😂

​@@monopolizedopamine I dunno. I kinda got a vibe like she wanted a picture to add to her "personal collection". Which, when it gets discovered will be her Big Break into the world of newspaper! But not as the byline . . . 🤨

That's where the center liberals and moderates are stuck LOL

They remind me of myself when I was in middle school and unlearning 12 years of homophobic programming 😂

I dunno about the rest, but there's absolutely a '90s vibe about this. Still, maybe we need it. Culture has gone loony. Perhaps we need reminding of what homosexuals are.

@@greenaum I... have no idea what this means

@@greenaum what lmao

Shit that’s smart

Nahh LOL

OMG. This one. This one is my favorite.

school of hard [word that’ll get me autofiltered]

@@notNajimi 💀💀💀💀

Lmaooo the way that the first thing he did was get up in the other coach’s face to brag about how he beat him like are we gonna kiss rn? 😭

Lmao not RU-vid showing my comment and then it only showing after I make another comment making me look dumb as hell 😭

This comment is so underrated

Dharbot from the planet Capitalism, someone should make a comic strip.

Now I want a T-shirt that says "No, DharBot. No!"

Are these even high school teams? Would players just be allowed to play for schools they don't go to?

To be fair, i don't think the homophobia towards Pete was solved because he had money, but because his classmates really liked him

i havent heard that word since my grandpas dog "toots" (tootsie) died an eon ago so i pictured a small sorta fat short haired white w/ tan spots mutt and was rlly confused before my brain caught up w/ me 💀

I don't even know what that word means/gen

@@UnkownWonders its an older term for a woman like calling a lady a broad, its generally used in a demeaning way but can be affectionate just depends on how its used (ex. "smile more for me wouldnt ya toots?" from a stranger or peer vs "thanks for the help toots" from a partner or family member)

@@st4rz.of.perdition I assume the demeaning way is like calling women women, but thanks I think i understand now

You have such a way with words, Christopher. I think you should become an author or something like that.

No wonder he was ready to be in a Daily Wire basketball movie

I think it's not so much misunderstanding as cynical attention-grabbing. Most English-speaking people are pro-gay rights, but in a fairly superficial way: they know and agree that it's wrong to be explicitly, violently homophobic. So, if you want to appeal to those large audiences, that is the understanding of homophobia that you want to address. Revenge fantasies of loud bigots being put in their place, and sympathy for gay people being rewarded. These videos get tens of millions of views with all the writing and production value of a primary school musical performance, so it clearly works - this is the kind of pro-LGBT story that sells. Like fast-food chains taking foreign cuisine and replacing all of the ingredients with salt and cheese, Dhar takes the aesthetic of gay liberation, replaces all of the substance with mindless displays of virtue, and sells it to a young, naive audience who don't know the real thing.

I'm sorry that your friends are not seeing you

I guess I have to stop… shooting I’m not giving being a thot up!

This is the best one

This is epic LOL 😂

@@mamamiaWAAAHHH Yooo! Nice profile pic.

I would *definitely* watch that spin-off! And I want Caelan to write the theme song! [edited because spell check turned Caelan into Carlin]

He's like the cure for the Turing Test

I was singing along ("dirge-ing" along?)

That was my favourite part. It’s like he was narrating The Road.

“The game was so intense 😐”

OK! Glad someone else saw that. Lemme recruit you so you can show up at the last minute.

because there's nothing more dramatic than sweeping in at the last minute to win the game, and he knows the gays LOVE drama. ally of the year tbh

Your logic has no place in the Dhar Mann universe! 😉

Maybe he wanted to do that the day before, but matt walsh of a coach pushed the kid out of the court. But that's just me being charitable 😅

Real "Hey girl. I mean they" energy lol

NOO

That's why they're loops.

Don’t worry I did too I thought it was so cute ❤

Yeah, I did too. And even did a little head tilt. It was just so freakin' wholesome! I mean, if someone can watch that and not give a little "aww" then they have no love in their heart, no life in their spirit, no goo in their soul (I think the metaphor got away from me at the end there)

@@JamesJoy-yc8vs Matt Walsh has a soul goo deficiency for sure

The Brain Worms of Cosmic Comeuppance have struck - apparently Shark Mann as well as the Kennedys.

Because karma in dharman universe exists to such a ridiculous extent as if a force actually rewards and punishes people 😂

Not sure but Dhar Mann is pretty much teaching morals here. The good and bad coming back to u all reflects on the attitude. Like, u got a good heart then u have a positive attitude and the good comes back to u as in u got a good life. Frankly, while I agree that it's different in reality, as in most people don't really circle back into your life to thank u for that good deed, but to a certain degree, we can apply some of the good morals like inclusivity and respect in our daily lives to be better people

@@JasonYJS_xoxo My issue with it is that always teaches people to only be good if they'll get rewarded for it rather than because you should just be a good person. But that is just the reality of how a lot of people are and is an evolutionary trait.

That should be my new catchphrase

Together?... TO GET HERE 😢

Went to train station and saw Trains Trains Trains What does that mean 😥

😭😭

I got the rainbow towel! 🏳️‍🌈 ...Why'd the kid bring his own towel to school sportsball? They do provide those, I'm pretty sure. Now I'm not, actually. And Caelan ̿ (hi= c/o autocorrect) brought the rainbow, uh let's say "c'mere" towel. "C'mere" cos it's ME, Ellen Degeneres, famed Dhar Mann homophobe who hates Gay Pete! Right, fellow kids? Oo, why I oughta! I'm off to box a kangaroo! (Where's the "kangaroo wearing boxing gloves" emoji? Ugh probably with the war emoji, wherever _that_ ended up.) Edit my fingies are bad at typing. X( SPORTSBAAALL!

@@taymustard620 to get her? i hardly even know her!

Seriously, I was wondering if the game took place in the bar from roadhouse

That sounds like a tagline for ‘High School Musical’

@@KingZW198 EXACTLY! 🏀 💅

@@alpha8here i read this comment at the exact same time as blue team coach said "exactly"

Dads love it when they can make their kids the butt of a joke. Especially if the joke is ass.

@@PanAndScanBuddy "what??! I can't make jokes about my kid taking it up the arse because of woke snowflakes?!!?" uh, dad... you know we're at the dinner table right now?

Yeah because Dhar Mann doesn't know how homophobia works 😭

I second everything in this comment!

IKR, like so material girl 💅

You jinxed and cursed us into this/lhj

Unless the dog is gay

@@JamesJoy-yc8vs - Most dogs are gay. Systematic issue trying to keep dogs out of basketball, I think.

Crap, someone else already said this one. How about, “On my team, if men make you hard, you can’t be point guard”

@@ashroman6163 genius

😅​@@ashroman6163

the "its ok to be gay as long as you're really good at straight things like sports" got me so good XDDD me and my siblings have grown up in a protestant household to a family of cisgender straight people dating as far back as we know, with blanket-Christianity on my fathers side and Roman Catholic on my mothers side, yet my parents ended up with 3 queer kids :3 none of us were ever into traditional things like sports (except my youngest sibling but they're a lifeguard now) and me and my brother were always into drawing and art, instead of shutting down our interests my parents encouraged and nurtured our passions, and I am forever greatful to them for doing so :3

I think he's jealous that the boy is able to live his life more freely than him :)

YESS

4) Coach fires star player the night before big game, for something that has nothing to do with his ability to play and is nobody’s business. BTHS Alums are furious. Coach is fired. Roll credits.

Casual homophobia (which is rampant) thwarts these potential endings

The tooth slide is not something you can ever forget