Woke Jesus 

That's some funny $hit right there!! 🤣🤣 I'm stealing that.

Spot on🤣

$1.75

@@braydenotto9757 Inflation....

If i had a dollar for every gender I'd have 8... Quarters

hah! probably more like 40%

I bet the Shrekgender don't know.

I would be tempted to send it to an old friend of my mother's, but she would think it's real and part of her "Social Gospel" church material...

Actually 85% of Hollyweird, 50% of the government and 65% of college students won't understand this.

But is it.... 😂😂😂

Mail-in ballot, I presume.

XD

This was the funniest part 😂

genius...

Now *that* almost made me laff! 😮

Yes, of course - equity !! LOL

Without faith it is impossible to please God/Jesus Christ. One must be born again, born of the Spirit (Holy Spirit), born from above. read the gospel of John chapter three if honestly want to know the truth. One cannot know the truth if he or she rejects the truth. Jesus Christ is the truth, the way and the life no one will escape hell accept by grace through faith in the blood Christ shed and the finished work that Christ completed on the cross. The Pharisees were the most religious men on the planet in Christ's day and Christ Jesus told them their father was the devil because they didn't accept the truth even though the truth was standing right in front of them. Hebrews 11:6 But without faith it is impossible to please him: for he that cometh to God must believe that he is, and that he is a rewarder of them that diligently seek him.

I don't get the Lazarus and mail in ballot part.

He is excellent. Check out the greatest hoax parody where he is talking wth the other disciples about stealing Jesus's body (I assume he was playing St. Peter). It's my favourite BB video!

Woke Jesus: “I’ll Show You The Dark Side”

But the man went away sad, For he was very white

@mustang607 Will this be AI version of Jesus?

Be less white... 😂😂😂

'And Jesus said unto the congregation at the Correspondents' Dinner, "America! F**k, Yeah!"'

Lol Too funny

Mohammad vs Judas 1] pedo 2] not pedo 1] didn't believe jesus died 2] did 1] stole money 2] stole money 1] maybe existed 2] existed 1] no miracles 2] disciples had power 1] no clue about OT 2] knew OT 1] covered in semen 2] not covered in semen 1] rock worshipper 2] not rock worshipper

The best piece. . .🤣

@@NhwNews "Lazarus will live again....through this mail in ballot" Is the line that got me.

Literally me

good one :)

Oh Yes, this is so true. Thou shall not prosecute thy Democrats. What ever that comes out of their mouth, ( even if it's AOC) it is the truth.

You're right. Babylon Bee needs to be working on parts 2 and 3

Boy ain't that the truth!

😂

You mean they forgot to make “them” a black trans woman. 😂

Nailed it!

@@cscates3598 black trans lesbian in a wheelchair

Don't forget the hundred and one face piercings, demonic tattoos, and the purple hair!

mcgspare1310- a lesbian black women at that!

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@@MichaelGreen-dm2ov Paul rejected gender as a truly significant category. "There is no male and female-for all of you are one in Christ Jesus" (Galatians 3:28).

Oh yes yes! The pronouns. Whatever you want. Make them all up.

If woke Jesus made a speech listing all the genders it would take more time rhan resurrecting...

@@lucaskohn5457 Apparently you’ve never read the four gospels.

That one made me laugh also. This is the end my friend. Come Lord Jesus, come.

Totally true today.

Culturally tho...

Yeah what a loser he was. Kinda skinny and pale skin. We call them " pale face" or "white people" whichever you're more comfortable with.

I wish he would have said "these" ballots and handed him a bundle!

He should have said “your brother Lazarus will live on, or at least his vote will live on through these mail in ballots”.

Lmao 🤣 I died laughing seeing how casual he says that why handing her the papers

Gold nothing but GOLD!

My favorite!

But Jesus didn't act this way....

@allismama Wasn't referring to Jesus. Was referring to the far left that this video is mocking.

They follow a different religion.

​@@allismamaWay to miss the point that Lefty pedarasts act like this.

@thedude-kl5zh Oh look, a TROLL account! Jesus was not a socialist dum a33. You're what the ad at the end was referring to: woke FALSE ideologies about Jesus.

Bahaha

No clue what you mean. Sounds like a compliment to me

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"Get behind me, Satan" ❌ "Get behind me, femboy" ✅ I think you're right.

@@incran9027ew get help 🤢

As usual, the bee's funny is tinged with the horror of its proximity to truth. Reality has become a black satire of itself and the bee just tells us about it

Humans are so proud of themselves because they go all day mocking God without getting struck by a lightning bolt. But what they haven't counted on is that God created them in his image to set an example that we should be willing to mock ourselves.

@@livenotbylies You're just a Shrek-gendered pony soldier. Lets be friends for life.

Woke Jesus speaks THEIR TRUTH.

However, we can also turn this around. Jesus was a brown Arab and yet conservatives always portray him as white. Jesus said those who give away all their possessions and give to the poor will have the greatest treasures in heaven. Yet Christian Republicans HATE giving part of their tax dollars to the poorest Americans. If Jesus came to the US in person toaday,l many conservatives would want him deported on the basis of being a brown-skinned socialist.

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Golden!

Why are you guys so against getting vaccinated? I'm not an American, just curious. We're totally cool with it here in Asia.

That's why the Left cancels comedians. No mocking of the new order is to be permitted.

well said

you should be ashamed

@@SharkBoyMemes Lol why? They are right.

*far left ​@@RCAvhstape

That's funny.😂

😂😂😂

Sadly true.

They will use this and "quote Jesus"

True!

I just can't with the Bee. What is worse is that I've heard of a lot (not all) of these genders and I'm pretty sure they must be on a list somewhere...

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​@@firstknight117 i have also heard of a lot of made up things

It's been 2000 years since…. does he ever get tired?

@@firstknight117If they are on a list, it can't be on hard copy. The number and type of goofy pronouns changes so quickly and so often, it would be out of date by the time the list comes off the printer.

The virtuous feeling will signal their virtue.

Amen

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"Amen 🙏🏼" ー All Twitter users 🤣💀🔥...

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Wealth redistribution 🤡

LMAO but I am entirely unsure about the blasphemy aspect, Will I have to go to a re-education camp 🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔

@@DOWNUNDER.I’m afraid so. 😉🤓

@@DOWNUNDER. I hear you. But sometimes you must become the absurd to show the absurd. And the intention of the video is to show how ridiculous the left's claims regarding Jesus are.

I've yet to find a drug to retard me enough to be a leftist. The search goes on.

However, if Jesus came to America in person today most conservatives would likely want him deported on the basis of being a brown-skinned Arab-looking socialist. Jesus said it's easier for a camel to go through an eye of a needle than for a rich person to go to heaven. He said sell all your possessions and give to the poor. And yet conservatives HATE that part of their tax dollars goes to the poorest Americans.

If I was drinking at the time, I would of choked! Or spit. That was funny and sadly true, at the same time. The Bee nailed it, as all the rest🤗

And that was the moment I laughed way too hard and clicked like.

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It took me a minute to catch that😂

That one cracked me up!

I am not american. What does that joke mean?

@@TheSongofSaya - neither am I but that's a dig that votes of deceased citizens were allegedly counted in a presidential election.

Good one 👍

@@nydiacanas603 Thankyou

like how jesus protested against the merchants and the money changers in the cleansing of the temple

I thought he said "Blessed are the cheesemakers".

And left the campus filled with trash.

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"Lazarus will live again thru this mail in ballot" 😂

And male

I thought it was an updated Life of Bryan skit.

Rarely LOL but that was good.

Wearing rainbow robes, of course !

@@SeaJay_Oceans stole them from joseph

@@SeaJay_Oceans Good point 🤣

​@@toekneemart5597redistributed from Joseph... 😂

@Clouseauish I'm making a joke about how, in the Left's view, there are a infinite amount of genders

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Ha ha ha!

lol 😂classic!! the video was funny but your comment was hilarious!!!!! 👏 👏 👏 👏 👏 👏

"For we are many"

Prolly the only time when said pronouns were correct.

lol

Woke Jesus is always for free education too. It is right who force capable, smart, gifted people into poverty or educational debt at the expense of technological stagnation.

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I can barely type, I'm laughing so hard...epic comment, thank you. Oh, yeah, and you're probably going to he*l 😁

I think inlaughed most at this part

Straight == shrek, it’s make my day!

An example of comedy amplifying the bizarreness of truth.

Arguably the funniest bit.

Milk out the nose funny

Classic

​@@mattiassjoquist5042I agree, but it was a Derby finish.

And photocopied a few hundred thousand times and delivered to a single municipality at 4 am. But remember every election is super secure (except 2016) if you are a progressive.

Numerous times too!

I didn't notice that!! Haha!! If we can't have election integrity at least we can have the best satire!! 😅

LOL...........good one.

धर्म क्या हैं? पृथ्वी का धर्म है l सुरज - सूर्य का चक्कर लगाणाl ओर जीवन को पोषण देना l सुर्य का धर्म क्या हैं? सुर्य का धर्म पृथ्वी ओर सारे ग्रहो को प्रकाश ऊर्जा से ओतप्रोत करना l वहा के जीवन को ऊर्जा देना l ओर हमारे ऋषी मुनी वो महान सायन्सटिस्ट थे l जिंहोने प्रकृती की इस सुंदर नियमो का शोध किया l ओर पृथ्वी को धर्म नाम की एक जीवन जिने की, सुजलाम सुफलाम जीवन शैली दिl मुझे गर्व है की मे ऐसे महान पूर्वजो का ऐसी महान संस्कृती का एक पालक हुं l मेरे ऐसे महान पूर्वजो का ज्ञान-विज्ञान धरोहर अगले पिढी को देना मेरा परम कर्तव्य है l धर्म - मेरे निसर्गदत्त प्रकृती ने दिये हुवे मेरे कर्तव्य है l धर्म - का इस से सुंदर अर्थ ओर क्या हो सकता है l मैं एक पुरुष हुं l तो मैं एक सूर्य हुं l मेरे शरीर को तप्त कर, मेहनत कर कुटुंब का जीवन पोशित करना मेरा कर्तव्य है l मैं एक स्त्री हुं l तो मे पृथ्वी हुं l आगले पिढी को जन्म देना मेरा कर्तव्य है l मेरे कुटुंब की जिम्मेदारी निभाना मेरा धर्म है l स्कूल कॉलेज से धर्म कर्तव्य की शिक्षा निकाल के हम अधिकार की शिक्षा दे रहे हैं l मे कामगार हुं मुझे स्पेशल अधिकार दो l मैं स्त्री हुं मुझे स्पेशल अधिकार दो l मे संख्या मे कम हुं मुझे स्पेशल अधिकार दो l हर कोई अधिकार - स्पेशल ट्रीटमेन्ट माग रहा है l लेकीन कोई अपने कर्तव्य की l धर्म की बात नही कर राहा l हमें चाहिए धर्मक्रसी कर्तव्य का वाहन करणे वाली सोसांयटि ना की अपने अधिकार की डीमांड करणे वाली सोसायंटि? क्या हम धर्मनिरपेक्ष याने कर्तव्यनिरपेक्ष कर्तव्य ना करणे वाले ओर अधिकार के लिये रस्ते पे तोडफोड करणे वाले समाज को चाहते हैं? धर्मनिरपेक्ष देश - कर्तव्यनिरपेक्ष देश बरबाद हो जाते हैं l नष्ट हो जाते है l भारत वर्ष का सत्व धर्म - कर्तव्य आधारित जीवन जिने वाले लोग हैं l भारत के शत्रू भारत की ताकद जाणते है? लेकीन भारत के लोग धर्म की ताकद नही जाणते l एक बार धर्म का अर्थ पता चल जाये तो l आता है सत्य धर्मl मे सत्य के लिये लढुगा, झूट को एक्सपोज करना, अधर्म असत्य को एक्सपोज करना मेरा दायित्व हो जाता है lयेशू - येवोह ज्यू यहुदी गॉड है l ख्रिश्चन पंथ दुसरे लोगो के गॉड को मार्केटिंग कर के l ख्रिश्चन पंथ क्यो बेच रहा है l उसके पीछे उसका उद्देश आपकी जमीन आपके परिसर की सत्ता हसिल करना है l उसके लिये ये सैतान राक्षस लोग आपको वो सारे सपने दिखते है l जो उनके पास नही है l अभी ख्रिश्चन पंथ के पास अपना गॉड नाही l बायबल भी ज्यू यहुदी पवित्र तोराह पुस्तक की चोरी है l तो उसके पास खुद का स्वर्ग भी नहीं है l जो उनके फाद्री पास्टर 5-5 मिनट मे आपको देणे का वादा करते है l इस प्रकार क्रिश्चन पंथ के मिशनरी माफिया लोगो ने 107 देश की जमीन कब्जा कर ली है l आफ्रिका के भयानक गरीब लोगो की जमीन कब्जा कर वाहा के संसाधन अमेरिकन युरोप देश शोषण करते है l जब आफ्रिका मे एड्स / कोवीड जैसे महामारी चाली l इन अमेरिकन युरोप देश ने गरिब लोगो को महांगी दवाईयां की 1 रुपये किंमत काम नाही की l ऐसे भयानक समय मे सनातन हिंदू विचार वाले नरेंद्र मोदी ने इन लोगो को सस्ती दवाई या बेचि l धर्म मनुष्य को पशु से मानव बनाता है l ख्रिश्चन पंथ मानव को पशु बनता है l इस्लाम पंथ मानव को पशु बनाता है l

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Bad news, Trump now says he never said anything bad about mail in ballots. That' means this comment officially labels you as a lying liberal.

I don't get that one.

@@MrTrevortxeartxe It's based on the [unproven] assumption that mail-in ballots facilitate voter fraud -- that it is easier for ballots to be falsely cast in the name of dead people, if the individuals are not showing up in person. The dead person is still "alive," so to speak.

@@MrTrevortxeartxe Me neither

Far right claim of "stealing" election by people using mail in ballets for dead people to sway vote.

Republicans said that dead people voted for Biden. Funny story though. More dead voted for Trump than Biden.

such a W

And, sadly, ACCURATE.

He is the best actor on the Babylon Bee channel IMHO. He plays the recurrent character Devil and does great English and Russian accents too. The California Couple that moved to Texas are also great.

Man if I was not this set id be laughing so hard

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Yes😇😂😂😂😂😂😂

why are they like this

republican jesus would tell him to pay for his own disability and to get loss

Woke Jesus wouldn't be a f**king white guy either! That's woke Satan.....

Without faith it is impossible to please God/Jesus Christ. One must be born again, born of the Spirit (Holy Spirit), born from above. read the gospel of John chapter three if honestly want to know the truth. One cannot know the truth if he or she rejects the truth. Jesus Christ is the truth, the way and the life no one will escape hell accept by grace through faith in the blood Christ shed and the finished work that Christ completed on the cross. The Pharisees were the most religious men on the planet in Christ's day and Christ Jesus told them their father was the devil because they didn't accept the truth even though the truth was standing right in front of them. Hebrews 11:6 But without faith it is impossible to please him: for he that cometh to God must believe that he is, and that he is a rewarder of them that diligently seek him.

“And curse those who bless you” …so accurate.

@@mr.grantsartexplorations1014 Matthew 5:44 But I say unto you, Love your enemies, bless them that curse you, do good to them that hate you, and pray for them which despitefully use you, and persecute you; -Jesus Christ

Amen

jesus always partied with sinners he just changed them afterwards

This one is good 😂

Ouch

Yes but you leave out the part where he DOES NOT affirm them in their sin.

@@attah-odejohogwu9357 Jesus, and He.

"Super sticky."

I lost it when he Said Lazarus would live on with this mail in ballot!

The irony here is that this was satire on how Jesus said to the wealthy man "stop being wealthy" but the man wouldnt let go of his money. And Jesus said this is why he will not be in heaven, his love for money. Jesus was a communist, but this video implies that Jesus was a materialisitc capitalist who is ok with greed driven society and wealth accumulation.

@@Daniel_walks_with_Tobi Not really on either count. He said and heavily implied that the wealthy man loved his money and wouldn't let go of it. That's not a criticism of being industrious or wise with your assets, but of the greed of that wealthy man. He made money the most important thing in his life-- more important than his family, his friends, his society, and certainly more important than God. Jesus also spoke the parable of the talents-- three servants entrusted 5 talents of gold, and 3 talents, and 1 talent. A single talent was a fair amount of wealth-- almost US$400K in 2024. So the first was to manage $2M, the second to manage $1.2M, and the third to manage $400K. The man who was entrusted with 1 talent buried it and returned to his master 1 talent. He was wicked/lazy since he didn't actually do anything with that wealth. He didn't start a business, he didn't invest, he didn't even put it in the bank to collect some interest. He was afraid of being industrious, he was afraid of hard work, and he wouldn't even do the minimum. His master took the 1 talent from that man. The men who were entrusted with 3 talents and 5 talents used it as an investment and returned their master 6 talents & 10 talents respectively. Both doubled the money they were entrusted with. The master let them continue with their profitable work, giving the man who already had 10 talents of gold an 11th talent. A fortune isn't our own. It's merely ours to manage, it's ours to grow: we are to be a good steward of that money for the glory of the Kingdom of God.

Without faith it is impossible to please God/Jesus Christ. One must be born again, born of the Spirit (Holy Spirit), born from above. read the gospel of John chapter three if honestly want to know the truth. One cannot know the truth if he or she rejects the truth. Jesus Christ is the truth, the way and the life no one will escape hell accept by grace through faith in the blood Christ shed and the finished work that Christ completed on the cross. The Pharisees were the most religious men on the planet in Christ's day and Christ Jesus told them their father was the devil because they didn't accept the truth even though the truth was standing right in front of them. Hebrews 11:6 But without faith it is impossible to please him: for he that cometh to God must believe that he is, and that he is a rewarder of them that diligently seek him.

​@@Daniel_walks_with_TobiNo

What’s wrong with a church and its community being accepting of all humans?

​@@Nightshade1881 The pride flag... I don't think it means what you think it means.

@@Jerryboy97 it’s literally just a rainbow flag that can mean anything to anyone Conservative are the fragile ones getting upset over a damn rainbow 🤣

@@Nightshade1881 define human...

@@MichalSzczurowski a fucking human being 🤷🏻‍♂️

"Free Palestine!" Oh wait, that didn't exist back then because jews are much older and they are the original owners of the land.

If that’s the case, call me Harrod Pilot.

And please send AK Jesus. We shall follow the teachings of Brandon Herrera. Defeating communism using their own tools against them.

ANTI First Amendment?

no, he didn't act violent

Amen

Rex Judaoerum

Non woke Jesus is king!

Xristos Anesti

​@@coolbeans9899Yes!!😊

"Real" Jesus also said: "But as for these enemies of mine, who did not want me to reign over them, bring them here and SLAUGHTER them before me" ... oh yeah, love and forgiveness to all ^^ Give me a break.

Matthew 13:50 and Mark 16:16 shows you're wrong.

@@leonardogabrieltrevinoloba2377 the quote i just wrote shows that Matthew13:50 and Mark 16:16 are wrong. Or a lie. Anyway, defending Christianity is defending the enemy of humanity, your best ally, those who corrupt all politicians , the so called "donors" .. those who want you to "lick the dust of their feet", as stated in the Bible.

@@francoisnada7464 Don't worry man. I actually agree with what you say. I'm an atheist. I was just showing to this believer that he was wrong in thinking that the "master" he believes (aka jesus) preached about love and forgiveness.

@@leonardogabrieltrevinoloba2377 My bad ! i just saw that your comment was not for me :)) Sometime, i wonder if they really read this book ! Have a nice day :)

Exactly! Spot on.

'Lazarus will live as an avatar in the multiverse'.

Same!

That was f###ing hilarious

It's always been how the democrats win!🤣🤣🤣🤣

That was probably the only funny part of this. The original video GOP Jesus was way funnier and used actual Bible quotes.

Now I get it!

He will live again.. thru this mail in ballot That one was just perfect 😂😂

To be honest, I don’t get it

Who we kidding , Lazuras voted In 2020

​@@jonathanrocha2275Reference to dead people's vote counted in elections, through possible fraud using mail in ballot in their name.

Lmao they should make a whole tv series of this lol

Try not to trip over your hatred. It could be a very long fall.

​​​​@@debrac3391You referring to the trans mountain climber who died falling off a mountain earlier this year? Oops, didn't expect that did you? PS: Its name was Jamie Logan as detailed by Climbing magazine, pronouns Was/Were.

@@cbbees1468 Point missed, AGAIN!

@@debrac3391 Don't trip over your hatred over Donald Trump and Conservative families, it could be a very long fall.

@@cbbees1468 You're dumber than most. But, thanks for the chuckle.

I bet it took many takes to do it all with a straight face.

But how many takes? 😊

He's a great actor.

The magic of 87 takes.

Somehow

When our nighmares start After we wake up in the morning...

BB has a nack for doing this. They're more accurate than the Simpsons

Thats what the world feels like to me at last in the last ten years.

Don't blame democrats for your lack of education and failures.

Yep, that's tight, Jesus was white, not an Arab.

Waaaa!😭👶

Yeah, I don't get why he has a British accent. 😅

​@@Josephe-AnneBritish Palestine

he's still naming them..... they just ran out of battery for the recording

At least.. 😂

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He resurrected to complete the list.

Trump’s “felony” charges are genders?

Pretty sure we DON'T have that much time left.

Sorry, Citizen. The Bible is banned in USA for violation of the antisemitism laws. Stop the Hate of Moneychangers ! Protect their tables from peaceful protests. Report to your nearest democrat Rededucation Center. For Democracy !

There’s a video around of a female priest leading the congregation in a gender neutral or queer or something , creed.

@sue8344 The Sparkle Creed if I ‘member.

​Correct-a-mundo........ @@WilliamSaverino

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Making it much easier for all those ministers to "minister".

Prophecy says the church becomes corrupted. The stance of the church, "we don't believe in prophecy".

I knew Wokeness was a religion.

No it wouldn't be eat the rich. It might be something more like steal from the poor

That one busted me out, too!😂😂

I expected a reference to Venn diagrams.

So good 😂

The way the disciple says "Nice" at the end really closes it. This might be the Bee's best work to date.

Like you have enough income to redistribute. Lol. Have you considered community college?

Hellsing pfp? Based

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Oh my gosh the same That's my favorite

Multiple takes

​@Zaloomination he is a very talented and versatile actor, They need to do a Bee movie

...it's super sticky 3:53 So many great funny lines yet that subtle extra comment broke me into laughter 😂😂 But man...what is this world turning into 😶

I saw him walk out of the shot once, looking like he was about to burst into laughter.

My same thought!

never in my life would i ever hear someone acting as jesus say femboy, yet here i am

​@@Catho.Never in my life have I seen the words "woke" and "Jesus" put together.

@@ryze9153 indeed my brother

It's blasphemy

@@ryze9153 Jesus was literally the wokest hippie of his time lmao. He was a ling haired, unemployed man who preached love and forgiveness...and frequently hung out with the degenerates of society

No doubt.

@Steve-hm3ri Middle eastern men can be hot.

@Steve-hm3ri He was a Palestinian.... but where's the stand with Palestine pin?

@@33333Tarun Wasn't he a Jew/Judean? Correct me if I'm wrong.

@@33333Tarundude. You’re joking and it’s funny. Sorry to blow your cover. 😂

could you explain it to me please? 😭

@@leabreskovac8790because in America they had dead peoples names that ‘voted’ the year sleepy Joe won. That’s why they want mail in ballots with no ID 😂

@@leabreskovac8790 so he’ll ‘live again’ by voting 😂

💃

@@leabreskovac8790 voter fraud

That's a good one 😂👍

Gonna use this phrase from now on!

Omg I love this!!

You are brilliant!

And most Republicans.

Yes, truly amazing. Now go give mommy back her phone.

Yup✝️✝️pray for them

Clearly, this isn't Jesus. He never said any of these things. This is a made-up idol that progressive are, unfortunately, peddling in many "christian" churches. So, who are they mocking exactly?

I 2nd that!!! 😂😂😂

That's what they did with Night at the Roxbury

In Cinewoke theaters the ticket prices are $34 each.

Kudos to the actor here- a true natural.

Oh yeah, I'd be there!

women should not even be in those positions according to scripture lol

haha. The only humour radical feminists appreciate is dirty jokes and gratuitous insults of MAGA people. They hiss at all other humour.

Female pastor?

@@gonzalezdeorense792 she has a d1ck I bet 🤔

Oh now, this is the most hilarious thing of all. I can't stop busting out even as I type.

Lol. There's nothing right in it. All just silly mythology. Duh

And conservative Jesus wouldn't have helped him because he doesn't have health insurance or enough money to pay for the healing.

Jesus Channeling Obama

Surprised he didn’t call him ableist and bigoted for wanting to not be crippled 😂

The Book is way better

@@R.N.19 But I'm talking about the next film that is made about Jesus, he totally has a Jesus look to him.

Jonathan Roumie has that in the bag already, including his heritage.

@@Katie_NC Omg. Seriously? The role of Jesus in a movie is not limited to any one person. You realize that, right? My personal favorite Jesus portrayal is by John Foss.

@@Katie_NC His heritage? His father is Egyptian and his mother Irish. Jesus was an Israeli Jew

Wdym "too"? He was playing Satan in this skit. (2 Cor. 11:14)

@@nocx4592 Good catch!

Looks like "Woke Jesus" is just Satan in disguise

Woke Jesus IS Satan.

Is that Salty Cracker?

You do know this is just a parody, making nonsense out of nonsense 😂

My church uses it as a door mat to wipe the dirt off your shoes

yikes, isn’t god supposed to accept everybody?

God accepts anyone, but does not accept their sin

@@taintedmoss nope. You accept God. He doesn’t bow to you, you bow to him.

@@jakechapple6785 if god created me in his image, then he made people gay. if everything is in his image ya know. he created us.

even the #methodist they put in the description

What do you mean it is just a reference to Black Sheep the comedy starring the greatest comedian of the 90s chris farley