Californians Move to Texas | Episode 2: The Cookout 

Meat.

beer

Meat.

Burgers

MEAT

I have yet to meet a single Latino who actually says "Latinx." But I've met plenty who hate it.

maybe the kids in liberal schools but lord forbid that they sa that at home the poor soul would feel the belt his entire life

@@laisphinto6372 Or "worse," la chancla.

My best friend is Latina and I once asked her about. She and her entire family are offended by it!

As a Hispanic immigrant who's lived in both Texas and California, I wholeheartedly agree.

The seeds of the red pill have been planted in him and they’ve begun to take root

He needs to learn about Bill Miller BBQ too.

Straight priorities are better than gay ones.

@@rachdarastrix5251 🤣🤣🤣

He'll be a REAL honorary Texan after he cooks his own BBQ for everyone else

Because it's an allusion to 'it wasnt my fault, it just slipped inside'.

reminds me of "Today i fell and some shwarma fell in my mouth with some extra tahini" "ok" "and a slice of apple and around 3 liters of water. should i keep fasting or has allah fed me?"

​@@peterpan408/woooosh Einstein

That's funny, that was smart thinking.

I’m from southern Louisiana, some of my family lives in Texas and when we visited, I had the best damn bbq of my life

@@brennanparent6021 That sounds fun!

I’d rather have that. I just have a neighbor across the street who works on his machines and makes loud noises at 10pm.

Genuis

I'm not even american and I knew what she meant lol

That translates all the way to North Carolina.

@@01nmuskier ...And as far north as Montana.

Was it like "Let's go Brandon?" 🤣😂🤣😂

"Wtf is wrong with her" Edit: sorry i meant , she/her and he/him. My bad

Yeh man, I hear you

We as Texans love to meet new people and open our arms in welcome.

If all you've seen from the USSR is Texas, you have a very tiny frame of reference. 😄

@@jessicamellett368 he has the best reference, Texas is the best state.

@mikeellis2025 😆 You apparently don't have much reference, either. 😄 Ignorance is bliss, I'm not gonna take you from it, I'm just gonna snicker at the innocent ignorance. 😄🤷‍♀️🙂

How?

So far, my prediction for the show is that they divorce because the husband got more and more conservative, and the wife moves back to California.

Or 10 years...

@@Woodlock970 someone pin this and come back in a month

@ladawg81 NOOO don't do that man i actually like the husband's character development

@@Woodlock970 don't need to be weather guy lol. Since he is eating meat he might be able to man up unlike with his soy based plastic steak

I like this.

This could even be "Californian's near the coast move to the Central Valley" and it would still be accurate

Multi season TV show. 8 seasons at least

Carenita

Wasn't her name Tinfany or something?

Shaking hands also and not demanding to know vaccination status. Violating "the science" is a character arc I never expected either.

My sister-in-law 'escaped' from New York, during the height of the plandemic - visiting her condo in South Florida. My wife and I traveled from our home, in Orlando, to visit. We walked over to the beach, sat down and watched the waves. I will never forget how my sister-in-law stared at the waves, with a thousand yard stare. I opened the cooler I was carrying, revealing several bottles of beer. Before I could offer, she had removed the cap and was taking a drink. Once again, she just stared... When she finally spoke, she stated how she couldn't believe the freedom we enjoyed! To me, it was as-if, she just escaped from East Berlin.

@@reubensandwich9249 Character growth is a sign of a well-written series.

I know. Normal people also known as Southerners, are the best people to be around

@@d.vaughn8990 That's a great comparison, East Berlin and NY.

Next Steve gets to go to a shooting range.

That's what happens when hippies move to Texas 🤷🏻‍♀️

Soon he'll be carrying a "BBQ Gun" and hosting an AR-15 Trigger Improvement Session at his house.

It tells you the key difference between a liberal relationship and a conservative one. A Conservative couple you will see a strong man well supported by his wife while a Liberal couple the women rules the roost!!!! This video highlights it pretty much.

"Honey, I have decided, that like you, I have a choice..."

I’ll pray for her! And you

wait, do people ACTUALLY tell their pronouns when they first meet? I am from Bulgaria and this is absolute INSANITY to me. They will bully and you will probably get robbed and hit if you do that here

The same in albania, i cannot imagine how that can be normal to give your pronounsun a conversation

​@@alekvassinskiy1286Thais Kind of Stuff it's happening in Brazil too. Don't underestimate: They coming slow, invading the public culture, inserting some "parameters of conduct" that they take out of some delusional woke dream, and when you less expecting... You wake up in Canada's actual situation. In Brazil, they don't take control OVERALL (schools, colleges, politicians, midia, general culture) because over 80% of Brazil population declares yourself as Christian/Conservative, because this bullshit of "neutral pronouns" it's already taking place in the public debate. Keep your guard up Bulgarians... Or you will have the same problems that Brazilians and Canadian Citizens are fighting.

@@alekvassinskiy1286depends on where you are in California. Densely populated areas yes, rural areas you’ll get looked at strange.

That's what she said... 😏

And even a bunch of us in the north know exactly what that means.

I moved from Illinois to Tennessee about 18 years ago. At first the phrase always stood out to me as a weird, Southern thing. When watching this I noticed it was not only normal to me, but I expected the wife to say it. I wouldn't doubt I've probably said it myself.

@@litigioussociety4249 some of us northerners understand Southern culture. Sorry you weren't well educated.

I'm from Texas living in Colorado. It's been awhile, but allow me to try to translate that phrase. "It must be a challenge for you since you were dropped on your head multiple times as a child." My Texan is a lil rusty. LOL

When we say Well, Bless your heart. We Texans don’t mean it as a good thing. We actually feel sorry for ya.

His rescue is in progress! (If he can ever get out of the locked car.)

Amen

AMEN MA NIGGA

He needs a divorce. LET THE MAN BREATH! LET HIM LIVE!!!!

Amen!

*Smart move. You don't need that noise in your life. Cheers!*

Bless your heart.

LOL they need the "Bless Your Heart" button from "It's A Southern Thing"

@MiguelPpM Spot on😂

You're so right!

That was amazing

I recently found out that a long time friend was vegan, known him for years and he never mentioned it. And I already respected him.

thats ok on your death bed try some bacon

I tried bacon long ago-Way too dry and crunchy. It was one of the first things I cut when I was becoming a vegetarian. I liked sausages a lot more though. But it isn’t a loss.

@@kristenwinkelmann1384uhhhh yk people do vegetarian diets for a number of reasons like… religion health and just preference things like that

@@CalciumCrusader Speaking as someone who was also a vegetarian for 10 years - it was joke, lighten up francis.

It’s coming.

We NEED a running series ...

@@ChandlerJuliet Debunking catholicism I'm more blessed than mary Proof = Luke 11:27-28 27 And it happened, as He spoke these things, that a certain woman from the crowd raised her voice and said to Him, “Blessed is the womb that bore You, and the breasts which nursed You!” 28 But He said, “More than that, blessed are those who hear the word of God and keep it!” In Luke 11:27 that random woman LITERALLY said Jesus your mother is Blessed, but are Lord Jesus LITERALLY said Believers are more Blessed than mary. Amen and Amen _________________________ CHRIST alone John 14:6 Jesus said to him, “I am the way, the truth, and the life. No one comes to the Father except through Me. ACTS 4:12 Nor is there salvation in any other, for there is no other name under heaven given among men by which we must be saved.” There is only One Mediator between God and men, LORD Jesus Christ= 1 Timothy 2:5 For there is one God and one Mediator between God and men, the Man Christ Jesus. Hebrew 9:15 And for this reason He is the Mediator of the new covenant, by means of death, for the redemption of the transgressions under the first covenant, that those who are called may receive the promise of the eternal inheritance. Hebrew 12:24 to Jesus the Mediator of the new covenant, and to the blood of sprinkling that speaks better things than that of Abel. Hebrew 8:6 But now He has obtained a more excellent ministry, inasmuch as He is also Mediator of a better covenant, which was established on better promises. Ephesians 2:18 For through Him we both have access by One Spirit to the Father John 15:5 5 “I am the vine, you are the branches. He who abides in Me, and I in him, bears much fruit; for without Me you can do nothing. _________________________ Work of God = John 6:28 Then they said to Him, “What shall we do, that we may work the works of God?” 29 Jesus answered and said to them, “This is the work of God, that you believe in Him whom He sent.” _________________________ 1 Timothy 3:2 A bishop then must be blameless, the husband of one wife, temperate, sober-minded, of good behavior, hospitable, able to teach Paul allows bishops to get marry, but catholic church goes against paul. Now these catholic will give a Verses from 1 Corinthians7 to say that paul gave the advice to stay unmarried. But they will not tell you that the same chapter they quote says 1 Corinthians 7:28 "even if you do marry, you have not SINNED". The passage literally says "young women, young men" and a bishop is supposed to be a Church ELDER. Mic drop _________________________ Jesus said Matthew 23:9 9 Do not call anyone on earth your father; for One is your Father, He who is in heaven. And also said Holy Father to Heavenly Father= John 17:11 11 Now I am no longer in the world, but these are in the world, and I come to You. Holy Father, keep through Your name those whom You have given Me, that they may be one as We are. Jesus said call no one Father but still catholics call *pope holy father. Sad _________________________ Whenever a catholic argue about mary being the mother of God Use this to defeat the argument. Luke 8:21 But He answered and said to them, “My mother and My brothers are these who hear the word of God and do it.” Matthew 12:46-50 46 While He was still talking to the multitudes, behold, His mother and brothers stood outside, seeking to speak with Him. 47 Then one said to Him, “Look, Your mother and Your brothers are standing outside, seeking to speak with You.” 48 But He answered and said to the one who told Him, “Who is My mother and who are My brothers?” 49 And He stretched out His hand toward His disciples and said, “Here are My mother and My brothers! 50 For whoever does the will of My Father in heaven is My brother and sister and mother.”. Mark 3:35 For whoever does the will of God is My brother and My sister and mother.” John 19:26-27 26 When Jesus therefore saw His mother, and the disciple whom He loved standing by, He said to His mother, “Woman, behold your son!” 27 Then He said to the disciple, “Behold your mother!” And from that hour that disciple took her to his own home. ( Jesus basically said John is the son of mary, and mary is the mother of John from that time onwards). By the way sarah is the mother of all proof=Galatians 4:21-26. _________________________ We should not pray to apostles Romans 1:25 25 who exchanged the truth of God for the lie, and worshiped and served the creature rather than the Creator, who is blessed forever. Amen. Acts 10:25-26 25 As Peter was coming in, Cornelius met him and fell down at his feet and worshiped him. 26 But Peter lifted him up, saying, “Stand up; I myself am also a man.” Acts 14:15 15 and saying, “Men, why are you doing these things? We also are men with the same nature as you, and preach to you that you should turn from these useless things to the living God, who made the heaven, the earth, the sea, and all things that are in them, Revelation 19:10 10 And I fell at his feet to worship him. But he said to me, “See that you do not do that! I am your fellow servant, and of your brethren who have the testimony of Jesus. Worship God! For the testimony of Jesus is the spirit of prophecy.” Revelation 22:8-9 8 Now I, John, saw and heard these things. And when I heard and saw, I fell down to worship before the feet of the angel who showed me these things. 9 Then he said to me, “See that you do not do that. For I am your fellow servant, and of your brethren the prophets, and of those who keep the words of this book. Worship God." Colossians 2:18 18 Let no one cheat you of your reward, taking delight in false humility and worship of angels, intruding into those things which he has not seen, vainly puffed up by his fleshly mind, You cannot go to Father through saints nor mary, you can only go to the Father through Lord Jesus Christ= John 14:6 Jesus said to him, “I am the way, the truth, and the life. No one comes to the Father except through Me. Ephesians 2:18 For through Him we both have access by one Spirit to the Father. Holy Spirit intercedes for us=Romans 8:26 26 Likewise the Spirit also helps in our weaknesses. For we do not know what we should pray for as we ought, but the Spirit Himself makes intercession for us with groanings which cannot be uttered. And CHRIST as well=Romans 8:34 34 Who is he who condemns? It is Christ who died, and furthermore is also risen, who is even at the right hand of God, who also makes intercession for us. Hebrews 7:25 25 Therefore He is also able to save to the uttermost those who come to God through Him, since He always lives to make intercession for them. It's Christ and Holy Spirit who intercedes for us not apostles _________________________ Apostles are allowed to marry, 1 Corinthians 9:1-5 1 Am I not an apostle? Am I not free? Have I not seen Jesus Christ our Lord? Are you not my work in the Lord? 2 If I am not an apostle to others, yet doubtless I am to you. For you are the seal of my apostleship in the Lord. 3 My defense to those who examine me is this: 4 Do we have no right to eat and drink? 5 Do we have no right to take along a believing wife, as do also the other apostles, the brothers of the Lord, and Cephas? If Peter (peter is cephas read John 1:42) the so called "first pope" was married, why does the catholic church doesn't allow "pope" to marry? _________________________ The so called vicar of christ/ pope/holy father Peter called himself a fellow elder in 1 Peter 5:1, and as per the qualifications of elder in Titus 1:5-9 the elder is allowed to get married; then why does the "pope" is required to be celibate and catholic? ( when Peter was neither celibate nor catholic). 1)Peter was not perfect human nor was he a perfect disciple 2)He sank down while walking on water 3)Our Lord said to peter get behind me satan 4)Peter reject our Lord 3 times 5)Our Lord rebuked Peter for calling fire from heaven 6)Our Lord rebuked Peter when he cut of the soilders ear 7)Paul rebuked Peter for being hypocrite because he was acting different in front of Jews and different in front of gentiles. 8) Moses messed up, and he was a important part of Bible ( that's why he never entered the promised land), 9)David messed up ( and he has the Holy Spirit), 10)King Soloman messed up, 11) Saul messed up and God regretted the decision (1 Samuel 15:10-11). Hatrick (Saul then David then Soloman back to back messed up) 12)The apostles run away a day before Lord Jesus got locked up. 13)The early church messed up Rev 2:18-20, 1 Corinthians, Galatians. 14) Apostle John when receiving Revelation worshiped an angel and the angel said "see you do not do that. Worship GOD" Revelation 22:8-9 If these great people could mess up, why do you think the catholic church wouldn't mess up. _ Galatians 4:21-26 21 Tell me, you who desire to be under the law, do you not hear the law? 22 For it is written that Abraham had two sons: the one by a bondwoman, the other by a freewoman. 23 But he who was of the bondwoman was born according to the flesh, and he of the freewoman through promise, 24 which things are symbolic. For these are the two covenants: the one from Mount Sinai which gives birth to bondage, which is Hagar- 25 for this Hagar is Mount Sinai in Arabia, and corresponds to Jerusalem which now is, and is in bondage with her children- 26 but the Jerusalem above is free, which is the mother of us all. Sarah is mother of all, Not mary Also the Church has many name like Christians, Evangelists, Children of God, Believers, servents of God, bride of Christ, but not once the Church is called catholics Changed the 10 commandments by deleting 2nd commandment, and dividing the 10th into 2 commandments. Also changing the real Saturday Sabbath to fake sunday sabbath.

Maybe the black guy goes overboard and becomes a cannibal.

Please have them go to a Fundamental Baptist Church for the next episode

I cried laughing. 😂😂😂

I loved this part too!

It actually can mean something good or bad. It all depends on the presentation. We (Southerners) have a few sayings like that.

@@PaulTallant It never means something good.

I expected the dog to fall over dead

As long as it had no onions, the dog should be fine - I'm sure he gets good Texas meat every day.

I felt bad for the poor pooch, he’s probably got a good bellyache and the runs in his future!

I was expecting a couple dry heaves from the dog atleast.

I wouldn’t take it to a cookout, but there’s nothing wrong with a quinoa salad

Snopes is run by prostitutes and perverts.

As a certified Californian for 45 years, I approve of this message!

BBQ is a noun, at least it is here in Tennessee. I think you mean cookout:)

Snobs do that. They believe that their ah hum doesn't smell bad.

And they like to tell ya this is 2022, and y’all should be more degenerate…I mean PROGRESSIVE.

I was raised in San Diego, and while I haven't lived there in 20 years, even when I was there people generally groaned at the idea of vegan. 6% of the population is in the US considers them vegan, so either you live around a substantial part of the that 6% or you're not quite being accurate. :p

@@grenadaball7655 l'm willing to bet no one is forcing you to eat anything. Of all the vegans out there only a few of them are actually going to urge you to eat differently. There is a difference between "forcing" and urging

Get out of that shithole, the central valley and Northern California is were the normal people live.

Ha. I was fully expecting some sort of reaction. I agree with your assessment.

The gun is for the "cooked rare" items that might be a bit underdone

@@practicalplinking6133 no such thing as under done you heretic.

I expect that they will come around eventually. They've been sheep all their lives, they just need to be around some better influences. I mean, he's already eating meat, how about a red pill for dessert!

Wait... they can learn? °-° great Scott! WE CAN SAVE THEM!!

This is correct. No self respecting Texan would feed it to the dog.

True...manners and class

@@privateinfo1711 Because no self respecting Texan dog would eat it?

@@CtrlAltRetreat :'D

Gluten-free dinner rolls.

perfect

👏

Cows eat veggies and turn them into meat, there fore beef is vegan! You’re welcome!

Do vegan women still eat hair pie

Cows are not vegan. Aside from eating small animals on occasion, cows don't boycot animal products for ethical reasons.

Come on over ... but if you have "pronouns" leave them at home.

@@beegee22 Not to worry, we haven't adopted that nonsense over here. Yet. God bless you, friend.

@@SteliosMusic 👍👍😃😃

@@beegee22 bro as a Christian I was fed up with what happened in CA and I was too worried that the only protestant nation going astray from our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ. Happy to see atleast texas have some good christians living peacefully without taking any nonsensical left ideologies.

I've in texas. Come on over for grilled steaks. I love grilling them. BBQ? Na, don't eat mine. But my grilled USDA NY strip steaks are top notch

Craving the next epi!!!

👍💯💕

Series? You mean this isn't reality?

@@connecticutyankee9706 no it's just unrealistic cringe

😂😂😂😂that’s hilarious

I work at a starbucks in california... yeah, I know. people constantly ask me for vegan drinks... and It makes me die inside.

That’s just too good! I live in Colorado and everyone is moving here from California (hence the increase in Democratic votes) but you can still spot one instantly.

Veganism will kill a person if they do not take special medicine. Vegetarianism is not only more sane, but extremely healthy. I, however, love meat AND vegetables, even hipster vegetables lime quinoa beans, and I would love to try kale one day. Those Californicators' salad sounded delicious to me; it would go amazing as a side alongside that incredible brisket.

@@TurtleShroom3 true, vegetarians often live longer healthier lives, but going all that time without eating mean? Yeah, no way is it worth it

don't go! it means nothing

He missed saying everyone did it in college.

As he's taking another bite! LOL

I think that is a veiled reference to the Saudi Prince who raped a girl in England. His defense was that he was wearing a robe and he slipped against the girl and his thing fell into her. Correct me if I am wrong The Babylon Bee.

Pretty sure BB references this ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-Tmv0Fz_7O6s.html

I don't care for beer but ill absolutely take that BBQ! (Over here in nc we have shit string that they call bbq chicken and its disappointing as hell when i want bbq chicken and they never have it anywhere)

@@mr_indie_fan How are you in NC and don't care for beer? Some of the countries best craft beers are here. Heck, it's home to Red Oak. Tell me you've had Red Oak?

It's so true.

@@verdanthyborian2322 The countries best craft beer still belongs in the toilet lol

@@Griggs58 Did you know that people who work out have better sense of taste? While lifting weights your tongue also gets stronger, thus strengthening the nerves from the tongue to the brain, increasing sense of taste. If you are more physically fit your pallet will change and so might your opinions. Try working out, bruh.

All real New Yorkers love meat: Pastrami from a Jewish Deli, Veal Picatta from an Italian restaurant, Greek Gyros, or a visit to a New York Steakhouse.

I find it hard to believe this story. How can people have no backbone?

@@sandeepmortal Just your average leftie 😁

@@sandeepmortal maybe because most people need to eat meat to thrive...?

@@annep.1905 - All not most.

How deep are you and do you have a shovel and a secret tunnel from you house.

I want to join too…I live in LA. We are SURROUNDED by these type of people

How do you guys survive?

I am so sorry you're stuck in that hellhole

Representing the NYC conservatives!

Agreed. My favorite bit. lol.

I loved how he "spit" "It was an accident!"

This should be made in a proper movie :D:D

The “don’t go!” while he turned around made me laugh so much

@@StrelecaTV yeah but make it florida and slowly turn democrat throught the movie then florida goes crazy with homeless face eating zombies. a true horror film for floridians

As every sane man should. 😂

I hope it ends with him shooting guns, and leaving Karenito for a Southern girl.

She will have a redeption arc. In fact in my 8 episode version, her redemption starts at episode 6. But not after Steve goes hunting and reconnects with his long lost father :)

Sorry no keep it short and Puchy

@@benmeadows5874 we need a shorts series... 1 short every week 😂 that's what they ment

I would watch it for sure.

ep 3. Steve needs to bring out his inner man, so he gets invited to a camping trip and it starts out mild, making fire, grilling store bought meat and in the end he ends up shooting guns. ep 4. Next episode, still camping, he's down in the mud shooting his first duck. But the main plot point he finds his father in the woods, he connects and learns how his mother is actually his stepmother after his mother died at child birth ep 5. Full redemption episode with flashbacks to his childhood emotional abuse and he connects with his wife on a profound deep spiritual level and wins her over. ep 6. The timphany dress episode. Yes, she starts out slowly wearing a dress when Steve was out camping, but stuffs away the dress when he comes home. ep 7. Cook out 2, Timphany actually joins the party and finds out the cooking part of the cook out, well isn't so much cooking, but more the wifey leadership coming together to plan out their conservative lifestyle that's inline with their husbands. You know "you get to buy this gun if we go out for holiday at wherever nice place". ep 8. Timphany's mother comes visiting. Steve just bought his first AR-15 (yes he's a gun-nut already, owning several side pieces), tiphany wears a dress, steve a hat. Her mother goes full out and they proclaim their love for eachother and steve proposes for a real wedding. Because as it seems, when they moved they made up the lie they were married in order to fit in. You are welcome ;)

@@patrickd9551 brilliantly thought out! Hope they produce them

It may eat it for the dressing, then throw up later.

degenerate

Yeah my Mom taught me as a child that green food means it's gone bad and you shouldn't eat it.

My neighbor feeds her dog raw green beans as treats because she is a vegan and by default her husband and dog are* too.

@@simdoughnut659 and the husband getting caught eating meat lol I just can't stop laughing

Most of us over 40 know this.

I still don’t get it

​@@Kanyewest3 same here. I don't get it

In Ireland " Not near square " or "off plumb" 😂😂

As a OC Californian, I got it XD

Lmao. It will be awesome.

+1

I don’t know, a show around one joke doesn’t exactly last very long. The Geico caveman show barely lasted 12 episodes

They could film in Austin for California locations

Californians in a new world!

I love this, I live in cali as well, this is one of my favorite series they have made.

Get out!

On some level it does piss me off. There are stupid people in other states who think we are like this.

@@zerotodona1495 As a person who has never set foot in California, I can tell you that this is completely and totally accurate! Every Californian acts like this!

Movie to Texas and stop voting for the Democrat garbage.

Amen to that

@@kirkyturki1546 Namaste

@@jonathanmcdonnell5894 Yes sirrr

The Neighborhood Goes Hunting!

Needs to be a 10 part series...

LOL

Or the kids

We have a steak house that said something similar here in Florida 😂

Thanks funny

That's funny but I want ribs 😂

That is classic yes! 😎🌻

You’re an idiot who doesn’t know what an academy award performance looks like

Either that woman is good in bed or… nope can’t think of any other reason why a guy would forsake meat like that for a woman

Man's first love, meat.

what that black doing here, digusting.

🤣🤣🤣 "Damn shame what they did to the dog"

There should be an episode 2.1 where the dog 💩 changes the color of the lawn, and needs to go to the vet.

Micro aggression is what the lady from California would say.

That dog is a brilliant actor. I've seen my dog eat grass, but sniffs and sneers if I drop a bit of broccoli near him.

For a moment there I thought the Californian woman was gonna switch her meat for the dog salad

magic of the grill. but not all vegans are so easily saved. respect.

My sister is a fake vegetarian. She's a massage therapy director at a college, so she pretends to be vegetarian & into mystical tarot cards & crystals, and still goes to church on Sun. She sneaks meat at secret buffets & eats alone. I've caught her several times flat out shoving steak down her gullet, she always acts like she just slipped.

Our neighbors’ daughter has been vegan for years. Recently they went through the drive through at McDonalds and she ordered one of those awful plant burgers. As they were eating they said she started groaning and saying “this is the best burger I’ve ever eaten”. They immediately suspected but she was wolfing it down and repeating ‘this is so good so good” they just looked at each other. As the daughter was almost finished she suddenly stopped they said her eyes got big as she said ‘I think this might be actual meat’! They made a mix up on the order.

As funny as this clip is, in this climate, it'd get censored and banned.

What's funny is the minority of people in Texas are who you're seeing here. And nobody in Northern California or most of California acts the way these Californians do, this is literally and figuratively all sarcasm on both sides

The real Get out movie

@@viceroybear6298 haha not true at all, keep making others believe that

@@viceroybear6298 your comment history exposes yourself lmao

Good stuff. But got to mention it.. it should be Karenita when describing a she/her person. Just saying.

@@MCGamerD it probably was and she just pronounced it wrong.

@@stevenwilson5556 Good point.

I got that that was likely a joke, however I do not speak spanish and do not get it. What does that word mean? Is it just calling her a karen?

@@MCGamerD Hey there, what she actually said was "Cariñito" which is an endearing way of calling someone "Honey" (Cariño). That one ends with an O irrespective of the gender.

I felt bad for the dog.

They turned the freaking dogs gay.

That was not vegan salad or the dog wouldn't touch it.

...and that 'gold' will be in little piles everywhere on the lawn, too

@@bbbae5968 The dog needs meat protein too!

That reminds me of that video where an Arab Sheik was getting live calls or a talk show, and one of his callers said he fell and a bunch of food "fell into his mouth" (sharwma with tahini, an apple, and lots of water) during fasting season, and asked if he should keep fasting or if it was Allah who fed him XD

@@BazukinBelyugovich I actually remember that! The guy giving advice looked a bit confused!

I lost it when he said this LMAO!!!

And pushed another piece in his mouth.

Probably heard that line from his wife a number of times after coming home early.

@@billbennett9537 hahaha, the ultimate "That's what she said"

Your cute😊Baby steps👍

We have a 3 day wait in Illinois but when I took my girlfriend to eat in Missouri and found out it's a constitutional carry state, I also found out you can buy a gun without a waiting period. I'm gonna have to sneak down there some day and shop at a gun store. I'm not about to let her see how much $ 💰I spend on guns!🤫🤣

Glad to hear your California transplant neighbor is finally experiencing freedom for the first time. Good on both of you!

Really? I would have thought Alabama would have been more sane about gun ownership. (Strikes that state off her list of possible places to move to.)

@@veganconservative1109 What is not sane about their law? They still have to pass a background check. Want insane, having to register in order to buy bullets.

@@veganconservative1109 (See's your comment) "Hmmmmm...interesting" (Puts that state near the top of his list, of possible places to move to.)

Wait till he finds out they have "In N Out Burger" in Texas.

Have It Your Way™️

@John Bolivar they’re pretty close honestly as far as most overrated fast food places, but whataburger is definitely better

was a little too welcoming if you know what I mean.

A friend's GF was Vegan, then after a year or so I met them again and she was eating meat at a dinner. Me: "I thought she was Vegan" Him: "She was. I fixed her"

@@pineappleparty1624 I was expecting a broke back mountain plot twist

@@stevenschiro1838 I spent a lot of time up in the mountains. You need that iron and those red blood cells, when the air is thin. Don't see many vegans up in alpine regions.

I’d love to watch their reactions watching this.

As someone who moved from Castroville, CA to Forney, TX I loves this episodes 🤣 😂 Keep the good work 🐝🐝🐝

I love this and I’m Australian. Don’t worry we have “them” here also..

@@MussaKZN 😂😂😂😂😂😂

It killed me 😂 and English is not even my mother langage 🤣

Funniest line. KAREN-ito.

I about died laughing on that one 😂🤣💀

I love that (friendly) naïvety is a work of art, darn good actress

@@chrisp308 he called her a Karen

Happened to me before 🤭

As he's stuffing sausage into his mouth... LOL

I’m from Indiana and my wife from texas so nope, never once XD

YOUNG GANDALF-----NEVER BEEN MARRIED!!!;--& ALL MY LIVE-IN GIRLFRIENDS KNEW (damnn well)--WHERE THE DOOR WAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

never was able to drink enough for someones meat to fall in my mouth.