Wolfenstein II: The New Colossus - German or Else! 

The purity of their language is important. There's even a soldier in The Old Blood that paraphrases this when one of his friends get it wrong with grammar and they break out into a huge argument! :P

In the most literal sense.

@@SoldierOfFate I just throw a grenade to them

We live in a society 😌

How did I just get that joke

@Niggers Must die how do u feel knowing fuhrer killed himself? And that there was a literal black commie killing nazis in this game???

@@abhishekbhuyan3576 and?

I'm so glad that everything ended well and nothing bad ever happened.

@Snake Eater • 12 years ago OK Hitler, 12 year old, of course.

@Snake Eater • 12 years ago Oh its when you were born? Well I mean technically, that makes you 12 years old LOL

"You must speak the language of violence!

read that in BJ's voice

MrOptimus117 You speak my language?

"You speak chopnese? I speak chopnese. I'm the one who invented the language!" -Pewdiepie

+Kyle Stanton HA! Glad to see someone else who recognises the shotgun as a 'Universal Translator'.... of sorts. (The UNSC in Halo do use it as a nickname)

Félix Caramagno made my day

Theres actually a grammar nazi easter egg in Wolfenstein The New Order.

Miko Olo you're right but it was in old blood if i remember

real* actual is innapropriate in this sentence

Alfred of Wessex Old Blood, is where the grammar nazi was

Starbite Productions Exactly

What but you *totally* can’t have anything Nazi in a game even if it’s a game set in WWll Europe, they better take it out or I’ll write a passive aggressive blog post calling Bethesda dumb

@@MATRIX6162 and I'll *totally* write a blog calling your blog dumb if you do that.

Andrew Jackson I mean, the world they built would only be plausible if the robots the nazis have in these games actually existed, but even then, the allies were 10000000x stronger than the nazis, so I don't know, but other than that yeah, I guess it's plausible. The first game is now one of my favorite games ever so they better not fuck this up.

Nice what piece of Goebels propaganda have you read to still believe that the human wave tactic was used en-masse. The only right thing you said is that Germany lost because overextension. Hell Blitzkrieg was the single most stupid tactic to use against USSR, I mean look at the territory in question. Blitzkrieg needs a target, thing is Russia doesn't have one, hell even conquering Moscow would have changed squat shit, all the factories were deployed in the Urals, the conquest of Moscow would have pissed the Russians only slightly more.

Hitler had a target in Russia, that was why the main force was redirected; 50 miles from Moscow and they moved hundreds of miles down to Stalingrad for one reason: the oil rich fields of the Caucasus. Having that would've meant Germans could actually resupply their planes, tanks, trucks, cars, motorbikes, ships, submarines and cooks but they never broke through Stalingrad. Stalin knew after the Germans crossed the Volga there was nothing stopping them to push into the Caucasus: Stalin would lose oil and Hitler would gain the fuel for his army. If Mussolini and the Italian army weren't complete fuck ups and didn't ask for help for invading Yugoslavia and Greece (diverting Panzer and Infanterie divisions) as well as if Hungarians and Romanians held the flanks better than Stalingrad might've been a success and Germany could've gotten a fresh piece of lebenscraum full of oil. And after the Caucasus lies the oil rich fields of Iran, Iraq and Arabia. With newly refurbished equipment, the flat plains of Russia all the way to the Ural mountains was just distance Germany could cover until they could capture the factories at or behind the Urals and play a European Genghis Khan. After the USSR capitulates, Hitler has won. No two front war, no lack of supplies. Luftwaffe to be rediverted for a Second Battle of Britain and with the newly conquered Soviet factories, the destruction of the RAF and Operation Sea Lion with paratroopers. Capitulation of the British Empire and now all that's left is the Commonwealth and America. Seeing German victories, Fascist states in South America join the Axis, providing harbours and airfields for German troops. Germans redirect forces for the Atlantic Wall and victory in the African Campaign. Few years of another Proxy War apart from in the Pacific as Japan gets beaten by an America not distracted in Europe. Japan pulls through with trinkets of German lend lease through the Trans-Siberian Railway and halts American island hopping, but is halted by Chinese resistance so Pacific War becomes static. Germans builds a massive navy with combined European continent dockyards (including British) making a Grand Navy capable of pushing the American Atlantic Fleet back to American shores and allowing Germans to land on the beaches - taking Boston, New York, Washington DC, Richmond in matter of days. Americans hold dearly in the Appalachian mountains but Germans break through as Americans didn't expect an invasion at home. Pressures from far-right and pro-nazi parties to surrender cause the American government to break down, Franklin D. Roosevelt dies of a stroke and the Treaty of Versailles II is signed where the world is a better place.

Yes, while all of your statements are obviously very well thought out and could have actually happened, you are all ignoring the elephant in the room: America beat Germany to the atomic bomb. In the world of Wolfenstein (at least in the reboot) Germany beat America to the bomb, therefore causing America to surrender. Even if any of these situations that you have provided were to have happened, the Allies still would have won the war because of the atomic bomb. The Nazis were years behind the Americans in terms of actually creating the bomb, and the devastation that the bomb creates would have most likely caused the Nazis to surrender out of fear.

And here I was thinking "Holy shit is this actual history." :| I wish.

Kleavers and Fanta

+Darren cyka Don't you find it funny how most Israeli weapons are pieces of shit with major flaws and the only decent ones were ripped off from others?

Ghostly Bird how

Ghostly Bird I really doubt today's scientists are being held back by black people, some of us have contributed to science

Ghostly Bird And how exactly does their presence "hold back technological progress"? How is the existence of black people stopping people like Bill Gates from further innovation and advancement? This comment makes no sense just like racism in general.

The Gaming K So does CoD WWII dumbass

Widdershins not on online

The Mammalizer and they'll HARDLY appear in the campaign, under a dozen

they dont put swastikas on the online version because germans wouldnt be able to play it. Swastikas are banned in germany.

Andrew Cirocco I think everyone knows that at this point, but it doesn't make it any less stupid

Theodoяe Kяap This and the Fallout marketing are superb. Absolutely love their creativity

Too bad that their development team does not know how to make a good game. The only good Fallout under them was New Vegas, done by Obsidian, and new Wolfensteins are made by MachineGames. Bethesda is a good publisher but at best average developer.

Aleksandar Matić elder scrolls?????fallout 3?????? those are both by bethesda game studios

Yes, and? My statement still stands.

What the hell kind of name is Theodoyae?

and its educational to.

kab hes Also re-educational. ;)

Soheil Singh but American Idol is not a game show

Although I would like to see some in american idol go to re-education

Faze Dank420 yes it is and britains got talent

Uh oh

@nuh_uh210 Don't worry about it mate. :D

well we are shit out of luck because it seems that Hitler doesn't like Arizonans, but don't worry hopefully the heat will keep them away, I mean if my car gets hot enough to bake cookies in the summer then i bet it can bake a Nazi in all their armor.

Rub 37 lol

I dont get ir

@@admiralduckshmidt2248 play the game or look up Hitler scene from Wolfenstein you’ll see what he means

Unless of course, you're in the Philippines.

Grifflez what if that re-education just means mandatory German classes?

Юрий Бухрадзе Or ya know... concentration camps... but maybe just a nice college tutor! Yea...

And 173 days before English is fucking gone

Grifflez why did i read the oh jeez in mortys voice

whats are you trying to say here alexk

Ja Amerika ist toten!

Scheisse.

I know Americans tracing lineage to colloniamlism who still cant.

Syrona Pero si el inglés es un idioma secundario. o:

Oh Scheiße!

Lol

“Das Ist Gut” is filmed before an audience of the mentally feeble.

Man. I GOT to get tickets to that show. 😂🤣

Arcturus Das can be said as the, but there are three ways to said the, and they are gender specific, das describes a male, die describes a female, der is a more appropriate word for non gender things) also das ist gut is a mess of words by itself, it literally translates to "the is good".

@@arcturus9366 No, "Der" is masculine. "Das" is neuter. However, it does depend on the case. "Der" is used for feminine nouns in the dative and genitive cases.

that would be sweet lol bj on nazi gameshow

what if your german

@@GT-fl9gf Das ist Betrug!

LFP Gaming Ja!

Ausgeseichnet!

Derren777 kålhuvud?

Beer? Guten tag?

LFP Gaming sicher ist

Faker121 wait it was WTF

Faker121 that is because everything involved with the swastika or the second ww is blocked in germany by law. If they don't they get a fine of 10000000€

@@Hi_Names_Nat not really of they are educational

I know it sounds weird. But in my opinion what Germany is doing is both good and bad... Yeah, I see that they have good intent by turning away from their past.. But it's bad for Germany too because they should learn from their history and be open about it... Like America. We defeated the Confederates, but we also teach history about them.. Yeah, the Confederates were racist, but we teach our students about them so we could learn from our past and better ourselves in the future, and prevent things like that from repeating themselves... Germany should do the same.

@@ChanMan-mm7fe well the reason why Germany is doing this is because they are ashamed of their past

Matt Voltz JA

I'd like to put that meat in my mouth

That actually sounds kinds of gut! (good!).

Kommandants Knackwurst needs to be Bethesda’s Turkish Airlines

Matt Voltz DAS IST UBER SCHÖN

Wait, that's the VA for Skull Face? Hot damn.

Well at least they don't have to use Parasites this time.

Me and ry mckeand agrees on the concept of language and vocal chord parasite.

MrEdcar007 How fitting

Such a lust for revenge...

Guess we won't be needing those vocal cord parasites anymore

WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO?

Томас Непотребко ага

now I need to find the longest word conceived in any language

German kinda cheats in regards to long words, thanks to its love of compound words.

Lol, I only knew "Geschwindigkeit", but that's pretty good for an American! Ja, I take German if you haven't guessed.

Томас Непотребко and that isn't even close to their longest word! (It's like 60 characters long)

Englisch? Umerziehung!!!

@agam yudhistira wonder what kind reeducation they going give to the loser, anyway

Spelling tests in German must be a bitch

English: Butterfly French: Papillon Spanish: Mariposa German: SCHMETTERLING!!! English: Daisy Italian: Margherita Spanish: Margarita German: GÄNSEBLÜMCHEN!!! English: Cheers! French: Chin! Spanish: ¡Salud! Japanese: かんぱい！ Russian: Na zdrovye! German: PROST!!!

@@ilovemuslimfood666 For the second : French is Marguerite. For the third : French is Tchin!, not Chin!

Say no more.

hi

You're a little late dude, its already out on PS4 and X Box One; unless your just being a jack ass then joke son me!

Coming soon to N64.

Kiyoko504 and vr, and switch

"Such a Lust for employment, who... WHO!"

Sorry for that :P

and breaking the speed limit means "Geschwindigkeitsüberschreitung", thats what linda meant.

Ave Amicus

Bassem Abdel Sattar wrong game

Fuck Caesar You n'wah

Bassem Abdel Sattar Fallout NV

Long live the NCR!

And Evil Within 2 too

I guess it's a general feeling of cultural destruction, which is certainly a real thing like Native Americans crying over the thought of everyone forgetting their languages.

Print Dog this is live action

@@xavierrodriguez2463 bruh

Wercome to another episode of Kawaii Comfort Women desu~!

Kyaa or Gyaa!

Actually... No... The Japanese are under Nazi Dictatorship. They were invaded in 1950s-ish somewhere I think

The game show would be called "decapitation or bayonet practice"

Japan was betrayed and conquered in Wolfenstein universe aswell. They have their own verion of German or Else if anything

When you become a game show host so you don't need to use parasites to make people stop speaking English

whooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo?

Should have just put a big bag over her head that said Nein.

Wait Mick did the music here ? did he did it fo all those commercials ? btw we still need that super hero cartoon one

The Nazis betrayed the Italians and did the same to the Japanese.

tree fiddy the studios shouldn't do it.

Ben Alkoby They forgot about them. Or simply didn't want to copy men in the high castle.

Ben Alkoby wolfenstien 3 the new Rome (laugh track plays in background)

Etalien

Kael 93 lmao😂

Kael 93 its "have you taken your german lessons" btw :)

most of european languages aren't good enough only latin is fine to re-educate whole nation

Kael 93 *English

The fucking best comment I've seen in a while

But Then It was Restored

😂 good one

Bob Slartibarti What Waltz thing?

Gemaera How about your French lessons

Shad0wFL4ME Alot of nazi soldiers were forced to be soldiers and didn't want to join the army.. it's the leadership of the armies that were evil as hell.

I feel bad that he can only die once.

What about Re-educating filipinos to study, write and speak different languages like Japanese, Korean, Russian, German, Chinese, French, Spanish and English with better grammar instead of Visayan or Tagalog Language, as well as banning Tagalog Dubs and replaced by Tagalog Subtitles instead? Since you know, sometimes Filipino Languages can be poisonous to your brain and ears if you watch Tagalog Dubbed Anime, Movies and TV dramas in ABS-CBN, GMA 7 and other Filipino channels.

When you can speak "Geschweindigkeitsbegrenzung" for words as simple as "Speed Limit" you can go and compete. Me? thanks... I'll join the resistance instead.

Juan Torres i know sjws ruin killing nazis it fucking sucks

The DuPe-Network Wasn't the Alt-Right also a bit pissed about this game?

Marcel Huchwajda Let me tell you a secret. Winter never was a decisive factor. If that were true then we should be speaking of how Nazis lost in the African front to the heat. And it's USSR, not Russia.

Marcel Huchwajda USSRians? HAHAHAHAHA. Look, it's not that difficult, SOVIET. Do you even know how demonyms work? Or what USSR even means? And sure, Soviets didn't win the war because of an industrial outproduction in the mid 42, neither because of the strategic victories in Kursk and Stalingrad, of course not, what a fucking stupid conclusion. They won because of a season Germans didn't know about, since Germany is known as a tropical paradise. Fucking kids raised by Hollywood

The Germans would have lost eventually even if it wasn't winter...ussr is a huge nation and usa would have also eventually attacked

___ I hate to be this guy, but the soviets were mentioned on the in game newspaper clippings on the wall you can read, where it mentions that the panzerhund was used to great effect.

It's not that they had to show anything grotesque, it's the psychology of the situation. Look at her mortified face when the two Gestapo officers take her away off stage. Rupert also looks like he just evaded death. The looming atmosphere is what makes this scene so brilliant. The fact that they all chant "re-education" with glee, and the casual but impending warning that English will be completely substituted by German in 173 days.

@ToxicTurtle907 Pretty much not to mention "re-education" was a clear euphemism for being executed or being sent to a concentration camp. Its safe to say that the "contestants" were forced against their will to participate in the game show.

What do you think "re-education" means in context? Pretty sure its just a funny way of saying "concentration camp".

During the time the when the Nazi were at power the worst atrocities committed were hidden behind non-threatening names. The extermination of Jews and other "inferior" races was called final solution, the deportation was referred as relocation... and people in concentration or death camp were being "re-educated". Similar things happened in Italy and Russia during fascism and communism. Re-education in such a scenario was going to be most likely torture until you were either dead or "ready to fit in" ... with the first option being the more likely!

Need to start replaying WTOB and WTNO pretty soon.

if they got occupied probably

I am challenger they were defeated by the Germans once their territorial invasion issues where resolved...

SwingDancer61 Aren't Italians white?

Just imagine Kerberos saga happening during New Order

They would most likely ban manga, and anime or ban ones that don't depict Nazi superiority then have them make it for propaganda purposes... like how they did it with US media

Yeah, that sucked that she had to be taken away.

At least she was able to go to re-education! I'm sure it was such a wonderful place!

I think Germany betrayed Italy and Japan, so yes.

The Japanese are probably high on the Germans racial hierarchy, so they would probably be spared, but still learn German.

tree fiddy I doubt that. I think the nazis just said that to remain allies.