I went on a date with a girl. She tried to ditch and leave me with the bill, but left her phone accidentally. I had been going to this restaurant for years, went to the owner and asked him to hang onto her phone for me and give her the bill when she gets back and he laughed and did so. She runs back in and says she had to go to her car and thinks she left her phone. I said maybe check the bathroom. Left as soon as she did. Got a nasty text afterwards from her and a free dessert from the manager to take home. He and his wife were laughing so hard 😂
I got dumped by a black girl for being "corny" because I wasn't out doing drugs and getting drunk every night. A few months later, she showed up at my door with a suitcase and a bruised-up face. I just said, "corny guys don't let strangers stay the night." And I closed the door.
Why is it always “are you gay?” the second the guy isn’t acting desperate? They’d call straight guys homophobic if they said that to other straight guys. Double standards much.
I remember when there was a girl I was around for a while who I knew from school but never talked much while we went to school together and my goodness I found out no wonder why because she wound up screwing me over out of a bunch of money and tried pulling the gay accusations on me all because I didn’t want to have sex with her and didn’t kiss her at all. However, the thing with me is that I don’t kiss a girl unless I’m already in a relationship with her and I don’t believe in sex before marriage.
Eh, honestly that's always my first Thought in those vids when a guy seems SCARED to smack her ass. In the 90's we would have SMACKED Dat ASS Hard as we could. GUYS today are so soy
There was a time not too long ago where if you called a dude gay with NO PROOF, you'd get your fucking head caved in. We need to bring that shit back .
Her: You gotta pay the whole bill because you're the man. Me: Says who? Her: Says me. Me: Well, me says you best get talking to the manager and commence to washing dishes because I was gonna pay half, but not anymore.
First thing I would have Asked her when she started talking SLICKMOUTH to me would be: Ummm…..Excuse me,but WHO THE FUCK YOU THINK YOU TALKING TO……WATCH YO GAT DAYUUM TONE WHEN U ADDRESS ME💯
Funny because in the case shown in the video, the girl invited the guy out. And, at least here in Brazil, the excuse is "whoever invited the other party is the one who should pay".
When she said you're sleeping on the couch I assumed they were married and then he says "I'm not even about to go to your house" I was like, what world does she live in?
There's no way, no how, to make sense of something that freaking wrong. I have never, and will NEVER invite a guy out to eat, and expect/demand that he pay the tab.
$320 bill for a place that looks like the top thing on the menu is $20 and they sound sober. You either ate a tremendous amount or I’m thinking this was a skit
It's obviously a skit. None of this crap is real. If she really acted like that, any self respecting man would just get up and walk the fuck out. She can pay the whole thing.
I find it very ironic that many of the women who want "6 figure salary" guys are also off-put by the so-called "nerds" when in reality it's the nerds who are in all likelihood going to be bringing home a 6 figure salary at the end of the day. the same goes for anyone who thinks someone who turns down drinking and drugging as "boring" or "un-fun" to be around, what you should see is the self-control and restraint which are hallmarks of someone going somewhere in their life.
Well, it's just not about probablity for it to be the "nerd" who brings such figure. Sadly or not,it's rather more rare in modern society. And not modern too.
Having fun with drugs and drinking is immature mentality. I grew up fast and in a high crime rate city. Being piss faced drunk in a party in my area is asking to get your ride stolen and shot up. No I'll never drink or get drugged up. Its not fun to lose my sense of self and be at the mercy of strangers. I need all 5 senses to be sure I dont die a stupid death. Dodged a lot of close calls with death from being on my toes and not a "fun" guy people call alcholism and drug abuse nowadays.
Coming from a very safe background, I'd say having fun with drinking is mature as long as you know where to stop and actually are able to stop at that point. Other drugs are a whole different story and I don't want to touch them at all. Either way, I know we can agree on that it's best to not drink or do drugs at all.
I was baffled at the women saying "how do you have fun if you don't drink, smoke, use drug, or party??" I mean, are those the only ways they know how to have fun?! How about reading a book, watching some Netflix, swimming, biking, hiking, playing an instrument, painting, drawing, playing a game, etc, etc, etc?
Honestly this has plagued my life. I don't need drugs to have fun. I don't need booze to be entertaining. I am my own person... how is that somehow a bad thing?
I would politely decline the eggs, but if she doesn't cook and went out of her way to try to make something for him, I mean... it's the intention that matters, right? She can always take some classes if she's that inexperienced in cooking.
if you need drugs, smoke, alcohol to have fun, you are a miserable person to be with. there are video games, all kind of sports and activity to have fun with without destroying yourself.
Okay, this time I can't handle these women! I met a Cuban immigrant who was serving in the USMC! He didn't have a dime to his name but I saw great potential! After 15 month he asked! We share four sons, now he holds two licenses for the FAA, he is a great Father and a wonderful husband! I'm not rich, I don't wear diamonds but ladies there is all kinds of wealth and the life this simple man gave me I feel rich! He is so good to me, I'm so glad he asked!❤😊
Even if they don't, you can always teach yourself how to cook. There are literal step by step instructions for every dish on the planet. Not knowing how to cook is pure laziness.
I learned to cook over an open fire as an 11yo boy scout. I can outcook most of the women I know, not that cooking better than a modern woman is a real accomplishment.
@@tamarlaneivey1487 This is the right thing to do. Going on a date is a means to get to know each other, not to leech on one another. If by the end of the date, he/she felt great and wishes to pay for the meals as a token of their gratefulness for the good time, let them do, instead of automatically assuming things. It is equality in bad and good.
I'm used to give seat to ladies, BUT if they have fake nails, gym bag, not working hand , smelling good etc. ,you can stand up, I just finished 16 hr shift so drizzle drizzle fo.
_Amen. I am a female, but I always leave my seat to senior citizens, people with crutches, and very pregnant women. I was raised that way, I was born in 1970. I have raised my sons to do the same. But not to leave their seat to someone just because they are female!_
Those kinds of women complaining about "make believe," do it all of the time. You know, with a lot of makeup and padding and calling themselves 10s, when if they are lucky, they are at best a -1.2
That woman who asked to be slapped, as a woman makes me feel second hand shame. If a guy approached me and asked the same I would have felt very uncomfortable and harassed. It doesn’t matter how hot you think you are don’t go asking this things from strangers. Respect for the man who decided not to indulge in her stupid request.
That guy at the comedy club with a woman that has him in the friend zone. He needs to learn how to use that friend zone. You don't go to a comedy club or restaurant. You use her with going to a night club. Let other woman see you with her. Women want what other woman have. Use her to meet other women in a club. Then end the friendship.
@@BullyMaguireShots She's not going to stick around him. But all women need to do is SEE another woman walk in with a guy. The woman will stick around the guy until he buys the first drink. That's long enough for women to think you're taken.
@@danor6812 Was the guy not seen by women in the comedy club? Was he not seen by women outside of the comedy club? Were any women rushing to get in any relationship with him? No! Be delulu all you want to mate don't double down on the bad advice you gave "just take her to a club" and watch another guy dance with her while you stand there looking like a beta in front of all the other women.
@@danor6812 And another thing so I can finish my pizza you want girlfriend/wife material women? You aren't finding her in the club. You want to hook up? There's plenty of sites for that. You don't need to take a woman who friendzoned you to meet another woman it's 2024 not 1990.
@@BullyMaguireShots I'll agree the only reason to meet a girl in a club is just to hook up. You can use dating sites, but that doesn't happen in a few hours. Going to a club is where you meet women like that. All I'm saying is women want what they believe another woman has.
SO happy to be married for 20 years to my nerdy nice guy husband. I have always loved buying him things and treating him. We split all the bills for everything before our children were born and we tell him daily how grateful we are and how lucky we feel to have him.
@michaelstoner3431 He actually likes the words geek and nerd. I admit I have a weakness for huge brains. He knows he is brilliant. His profession proves he is.
My dogs are faithful and responsible than modern womyn. When I come home they are happy to see me, I never catch them pushing a strange man out the back door or sleeping someone else's bed.
@3:01 . 🤦🏻♂️ I've always said, " LIGHT travels faster than SOUND. That's why some people may appear BRIGHT until you HEAR them speak. " Props to the boy for his comment.
It’s supposed to teach our partners. Just because they make a mistake. Atleast she tried to cook. She said she never cook eggs. This is why social media is fucked up. He should teach her how to cook or go to youtube to educate her. Not to kill her. Jerry will go to jail for the rest of his life for stupid comments.
My favorite part of modern women is that they arbitrarily decide when being homosexual is either a compliment or an insult. Is being gay ok or is it wrong? If its an insult that implies being gay is wrong in her minds, but they will also openly declare being gay is the most empowering thing ever. It literally cannot be both.
Oh, true. But you know that 'him doing something infuriating' and 'her investing too much time and effort into the matter' is probably an established pattern in their relationship. Because I totally get it from both angles. Why mix two different washing products together? And why put so much effort into separating them?
You don't understand! He mixed FLORAL with WASHING! Lol that lady is miserable 100% that's the only reason you would care that much about such a small thing
Reminders that inheritance is not a marital asset under law and is not subject to marital devision in divorce court, should only be able to sue for post-marital assets as anything pre-marriage is not marital, and marrying for money is marriage fraud. Lawsuit, anullment, and jail if the courts do their jobs.
8:24 if i invite you out for dinner im paying the bill but if you invite me out im expecting you to pay the bill unless stated otherwise. This man was being generous to even offer to pay half.
Because she is tall (look at her height compared to the guy) and big. I've realized most men really don't have a good gauge on the weights of tall, heavier set women, because they compare them to their petite 5' something friends, tall skinny model types or they compare their own weight and height to hers, which is not the best comparison as women store fat differently. There are a lot of women who are 5'8 and taller who are easily 200+lbs and you would never guess because of their proportions, especially if their have longer legs and or carry most of the weight in the lower half. Some have wider rib cages and pelvises, or naturally bigger and or more dense muscles and bones than other women, so they have bigger hips, legs and chest, etc but they look normal, attractive even and are not the obese Michelin man looking creatures that most men imagine when they hear "200lbs".
How do u not know how to make eggs? 5yr old kids know u need to throw away the eggshells.. she needs to be returned back to her mothers womb, she is not ready for the world
Can we admit that the 220 pound woman was pretty bad ass. She stood on business, she said height matters and she dont care about her weight. She never said a dude couldnt care. The embodiment of prefference is prefference.
Firstly, you spelled preference wong, and secondly, that doesn't make her a badass; it makes her full of herself. She has dumb standards and decides to stand by them, making her kind of dumb.
@Tmanwith3yearsofwork I spell words wrong all the time. Next time just cut to the chase and say that you are mad because you are short, excluding you from this lady linebacker's dating pool. Preferences aren't stupid, they are preference. You would want yours respected right?
If a gentleman asked you out on a date you would expect him to pay even though he's not obligated in any way, shape or form to take care of the bill. It's really funny how equality goes right out the door as soon as the bill comes! 🤔
I gotta disagree on the egg video. Yeah, it was dumb, but she admitted she doesn't eat eggs and still decided to try and do something for her man. I would have laughed and definitely made fun of it forever, but I still would have turned it into a romantic teaching session and showed her how to do it properly
You can tell people who are poor by trying to compare bank accounts. Rich people don't have money in bank accounts homie. They have it in other places.
Yup. Therapy is for women, children and gays. They go so they can pretend things are not their fault and be sold a 12 step program. Us men we just stop being a B and carry on
“Well I’ve never made eggs”. Watch a RU-vid video, google it, ask a neighbour, hell ask a homeless dude. The wash beads one man, lifes too short let your clothing smell “contrasting” clean is clean bro.
What the heck is drizzle drizzle? If your suit,shoes,cologne etc is worth thousands of dollars and you ask me out and you can't pay for a 50.00 meal,then you're the red flag.
Women have been putting the expectations on men forever. They come with unrealistic standards and men are just switching it around now cause women say they don't need a man.
With all these MasterChef really tv shows this must to be a hoax.. i learned most of the chef techniques just watching 2 or 3 episosdes .. how could she .. 😅 00:59
