It's my grandson's birthday today. He'll have a shit time when he's older if he wants a decent birthday meal. If he can find somewhere to go it will be packed with idiots, the food will be crap and the service will be the same. I woner if he can change his birthday by deed poll.
I feel like the invisible friend was expecting something different when they got asked out to a restaurant on valentine's, but was mostly disappointed to find out that she's still not over Steve