Hops, the tried and true method of getting things to sit right. Petticoat won't lie properly? Hops. Skinny jeans need to go that bit higher? Hops. Skirt won't settle over your but? Hops 🤣
You do know he makes stuff up for a living, right? Like, I'm sure most of the quirks he comes up with for his wife and kids are made up. Some will be true but exaggerated, like any stereotype.
Omg the tights thing. I can’t even. So dang true. *dying laughing* But TRY PUTTING THEM ON. It’s all we can do not to fall over. You CAN’T put them on sitting down! 🤣🤣🤣
Dear gawd. The pantyhose / stockings.... that’s when I absolutely regretted snacking on cashews. 😂 The rest of the video I gave up and simply had water at the ready should I choke again from laughing my ARSE off!!!!
Some yard ago, after being involved in musical show performances and not having planned what to wear because I had more important things to worry about eg get the show right, I learned the hard way that wardrobe must be planned in advance of social occasion, everything matched right, make sure it all fits you still, is clean, pressed, right for the occasion, weather, time of day etc. I always prepare in advance now so I never have to ask a man if this belt or bag or shoes etc are OK..That must be so annoying to men. I know I get annoyed if a man asks me if his tie is OK. I think "Well, surely you're a big boy now and I am not your mum who has to tell you how to dress as a man!". I just want to see the final nicely packaged male product on display.
Tried to research the wishing upon an eyelash thing, which seems to be common in Europe, but apparently not so much in the US. It's such an old custom that there's very little information beyond it going back to at least the 18th century.
Men have the power to change identity every week these days Went out with the same dude twice one week he had black hair full beard Next week he turns up with blonde hair a moustache lol
All dudes seem flamboyant these days, with their silky smooth hairless bodies and tight ass thicc thighs and thicc butts! Lol Appreciate the butt thou! No hate there lol
@@piqueny8872 All men are definitely not like that... I'm gonna take a wild guess here and assume you're from a major city? Us men in the suburbs and country aren't dressing and acting this way lol.
I have long legs but short abdomen part. So, if the tights legs areo long enough to fit , the panty part is too long and droops down. So annoying! But, if the panty part fits nicely, the legs will be too short. I usually end up cutting the foot part off these or the top of the panty part from the ones whose legs are longer enough. Ah, why even bother!?! In winter I wear slacks and sox for warmth. In summer I wear my bare legs. Far simpler. I tried the old stockings and suspenders womenof an earlier era wore. They look so feminine and sexy but putting on such contraptions is even worse than the pantyhose. A woman needs comfort and convenience that looks decent. Obviously, if I had to have morning tea with the Queen, I would probably endure the pantyhose or stockings and suspenders. But not if unnecessary. Too much bother. My mother told me that during the Depression womendid not wear trousers but could not afford stockings, so they painted their bare legs with cosmetic paint, to look like they had stockings on. Imagine removin g all that gunk before bed, after a big night out.
On eyelashes: it was found before it went into your eye and caused one of the worse kinds of irritation a person can experience. That makes it a magical, miraculous event. XD
The one about making a wish over an eyelash hair - i once blew away the eyelash and didnt make a wish and my friend went beserk! She was like ' you didnt make a wish! Well your lifes ruined...'
haha we did it as kids and the road that the eyelash would take from someone's face on the finger to the moment they could make a wish - no one was breathing. Cause what if you drop your wish 😂
@thamometer I am from Asia too and we have that silly eyelash thing. We make a wish and put it back on our head! It's the craziest thing I only ever do it when a friend I am with tells me to do it! 🤣🤣🤣
