Women! Here's the best way to get out of any situation | Michelle Wolf 

dude, michelle wolf is fucking hilarious. i don't know why she doesn't have like 16 specials. she should be selling out arenas and touring all over, but instead we get kevin hart and sebastian out there like they're america's best comedic exports. nah, son. m wolf, homie.

I will forever adore you for your performance at the correspondence dinner. ❤

'Might be food in it" 😂😂😂😂😂

Chivalry, Flowers and Valentines Day. Damn. She's on to us.

My friends and I are totally throwing a party when the next special drops, Michelle! ...SCHEME!

She's just brilliant.We don't see enough of her!

I’m in public, laughing my ass off, damn near in tears…. Damn it Wolf!!!!!

Fierce like a wolf. Love her!!

Yes that situational Awareness needs to be always on a little bit. It happened at my friend's house after a small party and the guy was like" what are you gonna do to stop me" and I very loudly said " talk very loudly so my friend wakes up and comes out" Luckily my friend woke up and came out. But she also asked the guy to stop but didn't ask him to leave as if his behaviour was nothing big. Or should I say my ex friend And I was 49 at the time I'm not small I'm outspoken and really thought this was no longer a likely danger.

Not gonna lie, I was already thinking about her feet and some pop rocks before she mentioned But you know she’s very intelligent and one of the most interesting talents out there

Michelle, you rock!

Damn Michelle!🤣🤣😋😘

It isn't just eagles that fly over some people's heads

“scheme, Scheme, SCHEME!” 🤣

I feel seen.

Hilarious!❤🎉

“Awww.. SKEME SKEME, SKEME SKEME”

This woman is INSANELY FUNNY when I'm drunk!

YAAAAASS QUEEN! That's a VIBE! I'm feelin it boo! Beautiful bold brave stunning independent and true y'all. Michelle Wolfe be so lit fam she so savage, like I can't even!!!!!!!! Snaps all day y'all!!!!! Much love from the community. STAY UP!!!!

Well how bad is it? Maybe i can help? 😆

Michelle Wolf do goddamn funny🤣🤣🤣🤣

I've had women try and use the "I haven't showered trick" and it always confuses me, because it didn't matter three days into are camping trip.

Assume they are lying and have an exit strategy is the best advice to give a man.

🖤🖤🖤

Might be? _Hey_ I find a hunk a cheese in there, maybe an olive with one of those little sticks in it, bottle a wine, we can have a good time.

Terribly!!! 😆

Food ?? Men Like Food

Bruh.. 😂😂

Please please get this out but she needs to play Ginger on Bob's Burgers

Finally someone says it. Guys always presume women are scheming every second. It's the other way around!😅

Where have you been all my life!

Your so funny 😁

she's right tho

Funny i’ll give you that one 😂, however, women, it’s getting close to Valentine’s day and just remember, don’t accept any gifts from us Men, because you know, we’re scheming on ya! haha 😂 it’s not societal construct pressure from the global market demanding that us Men get your valentines a gift 🎁 or flowers 💐, because that would make society and the market an accomplice to our schemes against you, and you certainly wouldn’t want any of that to occur over a holiday gift?! haha 😂

Mmmm maybe a snack to go with the snack.

Lesbian recruitment video. C'mom! Admit it.

What kinda food?

Everything they do...Chivalry, flowers, Valentine's Day...scheme, scheme, scheme... Also, hyper reposting political posts that someone on their friends-list posted first, hoping that person will acknowledge mutual political interests and would want to go out on a date.

🤷🏻‍♂️

But I am gay and I’m not applicable

Maybe don't mention that there's food in there. Some guys could be into that.

Terribly

Wonder why a lot of men and women are single right now?

Does she always yell her jokes. It's funny, but why yelling?

You heard it guy's treat them like shit or you're scheming

Mot sure why this Terf's videos are popping up in my feed.

Maybe to women this is funny. I dont see any punchlines . Just set up set up. Scheme.

This set should be called "How to Keep Single Women Single in a Minute and a Half." Oops...SCHEME! 🙄

That is one nagging voice though

Finally a funny woman 😂