Workin' at the Car Wash Blues - Jim Croce [MINECRAFT PARODY] 

Lyrics:
Well, I had just got out from the obby prison
Doin' 90 days for griefin’ spawn
Tried to craft me one of those sticky piston
But no matter how much I farmed
They wouldn't listen to the fact that I was steven
admins said, "We got all that we can use"
Now I got them
Steadily depleting', rotten flesh eating'
living in a dirt hut blues
Well, I should be sittin' in a diamond block house
Castle with a redstone door
Talkin' some trash to the villager, sayin'
"Hey now buddy, trade me some more ore"
Instead I'm stuck here farming these carrots with a hoe
And walkin' home in dyed leather shoes
With them Steadily depleting', rotten flesh eating'
living in a dirt hut blues
You know a steve of my ability
He should be swinging round a diamond axe
But 'til I get myself straight
I guess I'll just have to wait
Cause I’m down a hole downloading hacks
Well, all I can do is break my blocks
You might not believe that it's true
For working at this end of the birch forest
Leads to undiscovered youtube views
So alex, don't 'spect to find me with no armor shiny
with all the OP max enchants infused, 'cause I got them
Steadily depleting', rotten flesh eating'
living in a dirt hut blues
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So alex, don't 'spect to find me with no armor shiny
with all the OP max enchants infused, 'cause I got them
Steadily depleting', rotten flesh eating'
living in a dirt hut blues
Yeah, I got them
Steadily depleting', rotten flesh eating'
living in a dirt hut blues