this is why im proud to be irish, because you can casually call kim jong un a mad bastard for his weapons of mass destruction, and it's just a bitta craic.
'"As Papa San Francisco himself enters the decadent gold plated belfry greeting Sisters Sledge, Kiss and Sister Sister...... Never knew how much I missed her" You are a Legend Francis.
"As he moves on to lamb of God number 2 here,choochie choo behind the ear,quick check for nits SEEEEEEENNNNSUUUAASSS sweep of the fore-lock which he gets right every time" gold...comical gold