WORLD'S FASTEST ASMR TRIGGER TEST 

rip calculator

timestamps: 0:03 tapping on pencil case 0:11 buttons on calculator 0:23 coins 0:32 crinkle sounds 0:41 spraying perfyme 0:46 scissors 0:53 2 wood things? 1:02 pencils 1:07 playing drums with pencils 1:10 shaking beads 1:19 book 1:34 water sounds 1:44 ripping paper 1:52 drawing 2:02 crumbling paper 2:06 deck of cards 2:22 shell 2:34 tourch 2:46 noodles 2:58 knives 3:07 foil hope this helps someone:)

doctor: you have 3 minutes and 21 seconds to live

2:34 that made some sick sounds

I'm laughing so hard at the fact you're just throwing shit after you're done with it LMAO.

I just love how you throw everything to your left! Hah! But you regret it after they video is done and you have to clean it all up.

My left ear really enjoyed this

1:18 Me revising 3 seconds before an exam like

This is so college

Didn't expect to get tingles but god this was good 😂😂

I'm surprised this doesn't have more views and other channels aren't following this trend. This is gold.

nah breh, you can't full me I know what really happened. "hmm I need to upload a video for today" *looks at clock, 10 minutes before class with 5 minute walk* "Fuck.... hmmmm i got it!!"

Haha that was good! I liked the sound of that book's pages, and the pen on paper, and whispering best :-)

*whispers running in the 90's as you do this*

Legend has it that he’s still picking up all the things that he threw on the floor

This Guy Should Be Named, NO FUCKS GIVEN, I AM TINGLE LORD MAN!

OMG HE BREAK THE RULES

Can you make videos just on the scissors, spray bottle and I think they were shells?

The way he pauses slightly before some triggers makes me get hella tingles

My name is Barry Allen and I am the fastest man alive

I liked what he did there "the last one is whispering"

Dude this was fantastic. Wasn't expecting any tingles since how fast it was but this worked like a charm! Subscribed and liked!

Other then you throwing the things with no fucks given it's a pretty good Asmr video

This is actually good AF.

Dude: **Throws the first two items** Dude: **Taps bottle full of coins** Dude: **Gently places it** Dude: *Continues tapping fast**

I'm liking this video for the soul purpose that you ripped that paper down the line almost perfectly. That's some next level supreme type shit. It must take years of training to do that. Like fuck, bro

"Let's go I'm the fastest" (looks to his left everything's broken😂)

So this is Micro-ASMR....you might have invented the next big trend haha :D

Damn didn't know what to expect with this vid but it brought back my tingles. Fast asmr seems to work! Earned a sub bro

Do more of that flashlight thing please. That one gave me unexpected tingles.

I still love this video to this day

I loved this video! PLZ do more! It was very entertaining and I actually got tingles out of it! Usually on fast ASMR videos I get no tingles! I know I definitely got tingles with the change in the bottle!

watch how his roomate came in at 2:58 and was like "I'll just leave know and won't come back"

This video is amazing!! I really liked the spraying stuff a lot!

I know you already have 3K and thats a lot but I love your vids bro and I plan to stay watching your vids until you're one of the most popular Asmr channels. It will happen, you're great 👌🏻🔥

Cool video. Really liked the wood blocks hitting each other.

Mom: "WE HAVE 5 MINUTES HURRY UP" Me: *watches entire video and almost falls asleep*

This is the first video in a long time that made me tingle

I really appreciate you liking all the comments a lot of RU-vidrs should do that often

nobody can beat raffy taffy

Another great one man, I love these fast paced asmr videos! Keep it up!

I remember seeing this shortly after it came out and nobody else was doing it yet

its been 4 years when you upload video but i really enjoyed it^^ Greetings from Poland :)

you still the goat for this bro

I come back to this video a couple times a year since I first saw it, one of my favorites to this day big dog, hope all is well with you!

So cool to see that first pink binder item in your most recent first person fast trigger video

I like the way he just throws everything out the way

I love how he just throws everything

This reminds me of those worlds fastest workers compilations... in a good way🤗

You are the best Asmrtst! You are the only one who can get me sleepy if im nervous or exited. Thank you for your great work!

Dude! Thank you so much! I haven't had tingles in like 3 months

I think I laughed more than tingled, just the fact of you chucking your things halfway across your room lmaoo

Must have took a while to clean all that up😂, loved the vid though🤘🏻

I like how when he is done with the object he is just like “YEET” 🤣

OMG, I watch this video 1.000.000 times, it's so relaxin

This was so good man!! Subscribed!

I love how he just throws all the objects when he's done with them.

1:09 R.i.p Pencils edit: THANK YOUUUU SOOO MUCH FOR THE HEART

You can just tell that he is a super chill guy and he is so fast

Love page turning and those knives.

first I wasnt thinking about writing a comment, but you seem to still reed (and react) to comments a month after the upload so I just wanna say that u did a good job with ure vid and that u spend more time on ure subs than most yters, I like that

The knives gave me really good tingles! I hope you have more like this ☺️

the comment section is gold

This is what you do when you're on the bus from the movie, Speed, and you know your time is up.

I liked that you couldn't see the items before they were used

Ano - invented it Asmr sensei - challenged him commoncents - carried it on everyone else - *COPYCATS*

Damn, I will still getting ready for bed and it's over

this was mostly in my left ear. but was awesome. may have a new sub

Next up: Worlds fastest tidying.

As he was setting up for this video he got that "wanna come over my parents aren't home😉" text

So satisfying when my ears starts to bleed after every object is put down quietly

This is a madness, yet it is so sick!

Wow you look so calm

Dude this is great stuff! I didn't think I would get any tingles from it from the hyped speed but damn it worked out great! Are you in a college dorm? Because it looks like one? PS: I'm also in college but I live with family.

When you don't have time for that half an hour asmr

Suggestion, don't snort an 8ball of coke before shooting a video.

0:08 I love how he just throws it 😂 😂

I liked 0:40 (parfume) and 0:46 (scissor snapping) most.

I love how he just like throws the stuff off to the side like "oh this cologne is pretty expensive, eh just put a pillow on the ground and it should be fine"😂😂

I can already imagine someone walking in all like... what are you doing?...

"Okay that was a quick trigger" *Chucks item off screen* "Up next..."

ha showed fastest asmr and how to crunch up your Roman noodles fast enough to get into microwave, time changerrrrrr

You should totally remake this video with the new Microphone, that would be incredible 💜

I just love it how you throw everything 😂 BTW it gave me tingles so great job!

So, I loved this. it was weirdly effective

Am I the only one who thinks this guy is cute. I don’t know wtf it is about him, he just is. Also I really liked the flashlight and marker writing, I have no idea why.

Well... I just discovered that I'm able to be relaxed and stressed out at the same time.... don't know how to feel about it...

revolutionary asmr.

Keep it up man. You're vids are great

that perfect rip in the paper was 10/10

Okay I'm not even fucking around that was the fastest perfect tare of a piece of paper ever

One of the best

when he crumbles the tinfoil at the end sent shivers down my back

LOL!!! That was actually good! I got a trigger and Im not ashamed to admit it!!

I didn't want this to end.

Apparently people like it when they get blinded by a flashlight while trying to SLEEP

You should change the title to every asmr ever

I felt like he was going to poke me with the scissors

I loved the foil! Subscribed

I cannot stand for such disrespect to a ramen packet.