Every time Cody screams I cannot help but picture Kelsey’s perspective. Like I imagine she’s cooking and next thing she hears is “SWEAT DROP DOWN MY BALLS. SWEAT DROP DOWN MY BALLS” and just casually continues about her day.
clearly you dont understand the whole purpose of im moving to the garage and when he came back the entire name was noise proofed with SOUND PANELS AND CORK WALLS. CORK WALLS DUDE
my whole childhood i've been an easthill mall commercial appreciator with no one to share it with. "denimmmm" and "haiiircutt" run through my mind on a regular basis. anytime i wear jeans i sing "denimmm".
I live in that town and seeing this old ad show up in this video was an experience. (Sadly, the mall is nearly dead now. Not enough people doing their back to school shopping there, I guess)
14:18 "Why solve a problem that doesn't exist?" Fun Fact! many informercial products are designed to help disabled folks (for example: the snuggie was designed for wheelchair users) but are then marketed to the general public to try to make a profit!
@@taylorbieberselena09look im probably not the disabled people in question but im disabled and would prefer not to use the sauna pants so id love to hear other, differently disabled people review the... delectable sauna pants.
In all seriousness though, I think a lot of the sales for these gadgets go to disabled people who might only have one functioning hand or might have a disease like Parkinson's where it is easier to bring two handles together than crack an egg which requires some finesse.
@@julianzassenhaus2228 that's amazing! I hope it gets where it needs to go, but you gotta admit imagining Cody right after the clip fumbling about because of an egg is hilarious
I was going to say these are for disabled people but someone beat me to it. All the time when you see those classic "OMG I can't open the microwave door" is for the elderly or disabled. They are hilarious and absurd commercials until you realize they're trying to reach their audience without naming them directly.
1:30 Actually, fun fact, the reason dogs stare at you when they poop is not embarrassment, they're looking to see if you're watching out for threats so they can feel more secure. So just look around when the dog is doing its business I guess.
wait that's actually so cute!! 😭💗 everytime my dog does that i take it as a "stop looking at me while i poop, it's weird!" kinda look but know that i know this.. that's so sweet!
@@drytishuuz yes! i do remember finding out a while ago that dogs sometimes follow you to the bathroom because it's in their insticts, as they are descendants from wolves, and when wolves are in a pack, they look around and make sure there are no threats around because they are aware that it's a moment of vulnerabity. it's so cute that their descendants, many centuries later, still have that in their insticts.
Just a tip.... cracking eggs on a flat surface (like the counter instead of the edge of a bowl/pan) usually helps prevent the yolk from breaking and/or getting shells in the eggs, also makes less of a mess I've noticed
My dad used to have a poster in his garage with the whole “this is your brain…this is your brain on drugs..” thing on it, but the last panel was an egg frying and some bacon. “This is your brain on drugs WITH A SIDE ORDER OF BACON.” 😂
"well our business is called hoot wireless, so let's get a mascot costume" "the owl costume is too expensive" "Just get something vaguely bird related, no one will notice."
A chef told me: The best way to crack an egg is against a flat surface not an edge. When you crack against the edge, the shell is pushed inward and it’s more likely you will get pieces of shell in the white when the white and yolk comes out. If you crack on a counter or the inside - side of the bowl, the eggshell is not pushed inward and you can open the egg. I learned this from a chef once YEARS ago and I’ve not had a problem with egg shells since. Plus any white that spills will go into the bowl if you do it on the side of the bowl inside. I personally do counter and inside side depending on where I am in the kitchen
Honestly I’m pretty sure you would get fired for making everyone uncomfortable at the office. Like “Todd we are gonna have to let you go, Susan said you stared at her the other day while gyrating in your chair. Idk it was weird and this can’t keep happening with out a lawsuit.” “No no I was just zoned out and my chair does that 😭”
I already know that Zade edited this one from the intro alone. I love it because it looked like a ad you would see in the 90's combined with today's humor
That parrot in the hoot wireless commercial is crazy 😂😂😂😂 he def hated his life that day omg. I don’t think they gave him a warning beforehand that’s what they’d be doing. The flapping 😂😂😂
@@aphoticjellyfish it’s so sad 😂 I feel like it’s gotta be hot as shit in there too and I just picture that being the 30th take where the other actor got their lines correct
Love your merge and how often you post. I also think the little skits that you’ve been doing at the beginning of your videos are really, really creative and humorous!
Omg that east hills commercial brought back so many memories from my childhood. Idk where when or how I saw it, but lord. I’m so happy I found it again
Cody, to crack an egg without it getting messy, gently tap the egg on a flat surface, then carefully pull apart the shell with both thumbs over a bowl to avoid spills.
I love the fact that the first time I went on Zade’s channel, I saw a comment saying they missed when he put slurping sounds whenever Cody leaned over out of frame and I have seen that suggestion come to fruition
As a girl I can confirm that nothing is a bigger turn off than guys with plain old extension chords. Kids used to get bullied all the time for having to climb out of that web of tangled extension chords that were so plain and gross. It was like omg what a loser… I definitely only date guys with the Arctic Leash. It’s literally the first question I ask whenever a guy wants to take me out.
I didn’t want to eat lunch yet. Cody showed up at my house, grabbed me by the throat and started shoveling food into my mouth. Edit: Everyone tell @MaidenHelll to not be such a meanie.
the hoot wireless infomercials fucking sending me bc he says it so many times and it’s like, dubbed over, cody’s commentary is so good and the lowering of the guy’s voice at the end
Sometimes I just think about Kelsey going about her day, and randomly hearing Cody yell things like “LIMITED WARRANTY” and “TILL SWEAT DROPS DOWN MY BALLS” at the top of his lungs
Hoot Wireless reminded me of the Dirt Cheap commercials when I was a kid. They were my favorite ads bc of the big chicken mascot that said “cheap cheap fun fun” and my mom didn’t want me to watch them lmao
As a kid i used to watch a lot of infomercials during summer break. I found them super entertaining for some reason and i always wondered why everybody didn't use those products since they worked so well! Cody getting so excited by some of these really validated the feelings of my inner child
Just started my first adult job this week and I was actually feeling really down about having to walk around the city’s downtown and eat lunch by myself, and then I saw Cody posted and got lambasted with dogs shitting themselves. Can’t say I feel sad anymore
