Worst Levels Ever # 30 

A war criminal =A random boss. Alleged very nasty person =Final boss

I'm not saying the game is dull but I do believe we should thank them creating the cure to insomnia for millions.

It's amazing how much of a difference music makes in a game. This whole video just feels... empty without it.

I love the idea of having a co-commentator being a different text color. That’s really clever.

Every Single Weird Acronym's Terrific.

I got excited when i saw the E-SWAT dude on the thumbnail. I played the hell out of the Genesis version, so i figured the video would be about that. Oh, well. Now I know there's an Amiga port of the game. And it reeks.

Penultimate boss: alleged war criminal Last boss: aLleGEd VeRy NAstY peRSOn

Playing the arcade version at the end must be the equivalent of having a bowling ball lifted off an ingrown toenail.

0:42 For Sega "Euorpe" Limited. They even got that wrong, lol.

"Alleged very nasty person"

That building collapse sequence is kind of beautiful. Between the slowdown, the slow pace and the kangaroo men it's just hilarious to watch.

"Earwax sundaes weren't all that" is my personal favorite name for ESWAT.

That girl cry though... Put that on leave my ears alone or something!

I like how he grows two extra arms to hug the girl instead of actually the sprite being changed

So wait, you included an entire game in this? Someone stop this mad lad

It's clearly *Extremely Shitty Weaponised Amiga Torture*

25:45 The Fastest Characters in Gaming Ever # 4

Should have put this guy as one of the Weakest Characters in Gaming

The boss life bar is zeroes because the boss is a zero himself.

Seeing the lack of everything in this game somehow was a Lot of pain for me to the point that i got a headache. I don't know how you played all of this you crazy lad.

"I'm starting to appreciate every other game ever made a lot more." But what about Top Banana?

When that woman said "thank you officer", she literally sounded like a man trying to do a woman voice...

This protagonist is an embarrassment to important armor guys everywhere. Getting pushed around by rejects and even getting killed by a God damned door. And he doesn't even get to claim to be smart either; he became sickeningly easy to Joseph Joestar after a while with the "hey, let's party" line, thinks that firing 3 bullets per single instantaneous press is a bright idea, and even starts his attacking deep into enemy territory where he can take cheap hits despite having a God damned gun. It's telling how much better that other version is when I try to Joseph Joestar the guy and he makes it fail. Also, averting cheap hits, showing things we're supposed to see, and freaking having music. And yeah, thank you for that abusive relationship analogy. I could make a point with it about how both games and girls have betrayed me too often.

Ok now do a no-hit of all the bosses in the amiga version

When the main theme stops sounding like Inspector Gadget it's actually pretty good

"Hey lets party"!? More like "Hey, lethargy!". Absolutely hilarmoose vid! So the first three bosses are; Big Ben from the SOR series with a shield(or those enemies from Shinobi/Shadow Dancer, made boss), Antonio aka the boomerang guy from SOR1 before he got swole, and Drake, the 3rd stage boss from Final Fight 3, also, before he got beefy. Wow, and the rest of the game is something else!

4:39 I think he hits his head on the way out. Sad.

12:55 the pink suit guy went to a better game

"Evolution smiles without any thought" Never have I seen a more accurate description for atheism.

11:58 "This ain't Melee kid."

Listen to that MUSIC!

Evil Sonic Wasn’t Abusing Tails

I think it would be interesting if you made a one-off video on the differences between Puyo Puyo, Dr. Robotnik's Mean Bean Machine and Kirby's Avalanche. Maybe it could be a sequel of sorts to Creepy Bad Endings 76

2:25 That's genius. To be honest, I thought you'd be talking about the Sega Genesis version (a completely different game), or the slightly better Master System port.

2:55 They slowly walk towards you and Down Smash

I wouldnt worry about offending peta, not like peoples opinions of them can get lower

If every level is a worst level ever, does that mean this is the worst game ever? 🤔

Ah yes, a classic example of a great arcade game getting lazily ported to a home computer. Happened to a lot of coin-ops.

..Huh, I just notice that for the criminal profile of the last boss, in the Amiga version, it says "alleged very nasty person" instead of "alleged war criminal" like the aracde version. That's some..bizarre censorship. Also, the Mega Drive port of this game is quite different (It's almost an entirely differnet game!), and probably worth playing in its own right.

New git video? This just made my day.

And then, the lead programmer for this game went on to develop Fallout 76.

Slowly backing up while kicking the beefy armor guys had me with tears in my eyes 😂. For a guy deckout out in robocop like armor, that's a pretty pathetic scenario to be reduced to. 👏

As a big fan of genesis version, this hurts my soul lol

Can you do a Boss Analysis episode about scary bosses?

I have an idea for a Boss Analysis episode: Mini-bosses and Bosses that changes their pattern and/or gain new attacks on the hard/expert difficulty. For example, Neera Li and Lord Brevon from Freedom Planet, and almost all bosses from Terraria.

That police car sound should be put in your leave my ears alone series.

"The usual homeless guy from outside the 7/11 with a glass eye" lmao

2:25 ayyyy lmao the best moment .

I'm glad you had the condensed gameplay of the original, saved me the trouble of looking for it afterwards. A large number of your vidyas warrant further observation. Bravo!

This episode was absolutely hilarious. The co-commentator made it even better. Also, the grunt that plays when you get hurt reminds me of the Roblox death sound.

I came home from work, watched this since it was on my recommended.. I fell asleep sometime halfway, and woke up when I heard the music from the arcade port.. its funny to me how the noise grunts, gunshots, and death screams put me on the first stage of sleep..

Bootleg Samus!

"Eyewitnesses Shared Wicked Allegations! Twats!" Is the best thing I've ever seen. XD

bruh this dudes had a youtube channel for years and ive watched this man since 5th grade, binging creepy bad endings over and over again every night at 8:00pm past my bedtime and he still aint past 1m? im so disappointed because look at this dude, im in highschool now and he still aint got the fame he needs has he gotten into mad drama? no! has he done anything warranting tons of negative attention directed at him? no! has he kept posting content regularly at very high quality for years? yes! homies *i dont see the issue why doesnt this man have 1 million subs at LEAST*

3:25 That's supposed to be a life bar? I thought that was supposed to be how many points killing the boss would give you (and I assumed the first level boss would give zero points as it's the first boss)! My dog could make a better life bar than that.

22:08 No, that's the head of Skeletron Prime from Terraria (great game!)

Are the cybernetic suits made of tinfoil?

My god, did they release there unfinished prototype to the public as the full game?! I've seen tech demos of games more lively than this!

A powerful swat robot mech thing Needs a bib

The enemies disappearing without a trace reminds me of Left 4 Dead 2’s German/Australian/low violence version, and how every special ammo type just makes zombies disappear without a trace. They don’t die and fade away like normal kills do to zombies, they just completely disappear the instant they’re shot.

I love how the guy runs around punching himself in the chest

The intro sounds like what happens if you put the Inspector Gadget theme, the Cannon Fodder theme, and the Geno forest theme in a blender.

And remember, expensive seal wastes aerodynamic teens

Anchor guy blocks your bullets with his anchor by spinning it around

28:37 That was a very weird episode of Thomas the Tank Engine.

Most of the weird acronyms you came up with at the end sound like they'd fit right in as titles to clickbait articles lol

Since I was interested in knowing exactly WTF is going on, I looked up a longplay of the arcade version to see if it made more sense. And actually, it does. First, you see your cop arrest the perp at the end of every level, so they don't just disappear or die. For example, with the crumbling building, Dirty Duffy is supposed to be on the right with a plunger, and when you get out of the building, he surrenders. Rats Lee is in the monster truck that tries to run you over. Also, the arcade game has the ability to grab ledges in arm's range, but not jump range, and haul yourself up. That's what the stupid giant jump is supposed to be a replacement for.

This looks and plays like a tenth grader's first amiga game...

What a beautiful game

9:28 *The Barrier Trio attacked!*

Someone send this man a genesis copy of the game to mend his scars

Thomas must be really annoyed to be attacked by such efficient sewage workers

I remember playing the Master System port of this game when I was a child. It wasn't exactly a good game, but it looks better than this one. I remember I hated how in that version you only had 2 hits when you didn't have the armor, and enemies swarmed at a faster pace too

So nice to know that the original was good at least!

And I thought I had played some of the worst games ever.

Love ur channel keep up the good work

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i recently played this game several months ago.. believe it or not, for the first time. i remember liking the arcade as a child. I wanted to give them the benefit of the doubt and say it was a rushed launch title, but it came out roughly ten months after the Genesis release. im sure thats the case for over seas. Maybe it was rushed because they wanted to cash in on its arcade, but no. this one was just made as cheaply as possible to collect every buck they could. i enjoyed your review. it was spot on.

That music at the beginning! That's a bop if I ever heard one!

I remember this game indeed, played the arcade version a lot at this place that had it on free play all the time. So shit why not give it a shot?

This is the video game equivalent of a Niel Breen movie

Developer: This is the Amiga port of ESWAT, we have purposefully coded it wrong, as a joke.

that armor its made out of paper...no way someone could hurt you so badly only touching you...

Hey, let's party!

Expensive Seal Wastes Aerodynamic Teen A Hat in Time's Arctic Cruise in a nutshell.

something I love about your videos is that even the most boring and shitty game you can make it look interesting, even with all the sarcasm XD

Wow what a miserable depressing game. I don’t know how you put yourself through it.

I like the computer nerds in mech armor.

2:26 My first thought exactly!

0:14 you had us in the first half not gonna lie

Don't you hate it when you're trying to cure your tetanus but your trusty slinkies just won't work?

Hey, let's party.

So what's worse: Eswat on Amiga or Buffy the Vampire Slayer on GBC?

Conclusion: *throws Amiga into a garbage can*

I was a little worried that you were gonna shit all over the Genesis or arcade original versions...then you said Amiga, and I didn't even know the Amiga got a port...thanks to this video, I know it didn't get a port, it got a mockery.

Look at the womans arm when she hugs damm shes flexable

19:04 This game makes me want to reach the end *of my life*

That music is the best part of the game, it sounds like something zKevin would make

21:02 better watch out, he's an alleged very nasty person

One of my family’s tv’s sound system is broken, but whenever me and my brother play games on it, he never has any problem with the lack of sound. I’d like to show him this and see if he has the same reaction