Worst Levels Ever # 31 

I enjoy playing a game only to have the end be an advertisement, don't you? D O N ' T Y O U ? ? ?

@@SteelCrustacean I do not see where is the enjoyment you could get from a game like this.

"A crummy commercial? ...son of a bitch!"

@@Burn_Angel Sarcasm, bro. Sarcasm.

Yeah, it's pretty obvious, dunno how I didn't get it the first time.

Guard: So you have chosen... death

GAME OVER

What type of Guard is this?

i feel like if the guard didn't do everything on a whim the bookstore would be gone by now

Dead eye Joe from Contra Hardcorps. Nice!

@@Vice_Verse0 Send help Konami put me out of comission

This game got dark so fast XD not as if the kid being attacked by Ninjas and being electrocuted to death wasn't dark

@@pissmaster8859 konami now runs on yugioh whales and pachinko, unplug the ears

Amen this game is trash

It’s like a big troll lmao

You don't actually have to pray 100 times to get the pass, that's just supposed to be the alternate method. All you have to do is talk to the guy that says "what are you doing here?" at the gate before the hot dog stand, and if it is beyond 12:00 a guy will come out the door and recognize that you are Prince Alex and he simply gives you the pass

You can also buy a ticket at the gate if you have $2000 gold. The fortune teller tells you to go to the hamburger shop at 2:00 for good luck. When you do that, the cashier tells you you are the 10,000th customer and gives you $1000. And then the fortune teller also tells you backscratchers are good luck. Buy one and sell it to the pawn shop for another $1000. Then you will have over $2000 gold and the gatekeeper will let you pass without a ticket. There are several ways to get to the 4th stage without praying.

Actually, France has this RU-vidr/Video Game "Reviewer" called "Joueur du Grenier" that has already played and reviewed this. It's very famous to the French gaming community because of this.

@@WanEarth Wouldn't surprise me that only git and this Grenier guy were the only ones to give this game a proper review. The Master System was a success only in Europe, after all.

It doesn't deserve to be called a game

@@Burn_Angel And in Brazil

You all prolly dont give a shit but does anyone know a method to log back into an Instagram account?? I was stupid forgot the password. I would love any tips you can give me

He's talked about this game before, I think he went over that in a previous video.

@@fevermario Really? Sorry, I didn't see that one

@@fevermario Weakest Characters in Gaming Ever. It was more about the ways he could get himself killed in the first section of this "game".

@@gotekeeper9519 Which one?

@@prayingkabutops1392 Weakest Characters in Gaming Ever #1.

@jake 202 Me (after reading that comment): Hopefully it won’t be that bad. Me (after listening to the music for a few seconds): I’m watching the rest of the video mute...

@@somewackoonyoutube2449 lol.

the master system/game gear's music/audio is terrible

​@@SneakyGreninja PSG soundchip aged like milk unless it used alongside FM one.

And as of 2020, we're getting a remake of Miracle World! It's better than nothing. And this reskined turd.

The gods of Alex Kidd's universe don't have mercy though. Their cruelty truly knows no bounds.

I believe the quote "pick a god and pray" is applicable here

What kind of sadist you would have to be to program this?

Masochist here. Wouldn't play it even with a guide.

I saw Let's plays of The Town With No Name, this kind of people either don't care about themselves or suffer so we don?t have to.

bruh

Maybe their people are just sick of shit of royalty and taking it out on Kidd. There's also a possibility that Kidd is just a massive little shit. I mean, he pra- sorry, crank calls 911, plays nicky-nicky nine-doors, constantly gets stuck in armor and falls down stairs and has to be helped, and can't even remember the name of his own servants. He also runs around and steals coins from ninjas and has to be rescued after taking a ninja star then falling in water, nearly drowning. He's also violent, carrying a pistol around like he's an American, and also going around beating up the wildlife. He participates in forgery, and is obnoxiously religious and superstitious, paying large sums of money just to get a single horoscope and then praying 100 times in a row for his own selfish gains. I would imagine that anyone in that kingdom would want Alex fucking dead at that point by the sheer force of people just being sick of dealing with all his bullshit.

@@omegahaxors3306 Send Kidd to therapy, or even protective services.

@@omegahaxors3306 I usually don't talk like this, but... *BRUH*

It's a revolution

@@omegahaxors3306 what's wrong with being an American we're not that evil :c

Except it's an americanized version of a japanese videogame starring a cute anime-ish Girl,like Puyo Puyo,but excluding the word "Good".

Grand Galvatron Yeah, I remember that; who made this piece of junk?

But worse

DoctorSpacebar At least Takeshi’s Challenge had a sense of humor. This game has nothing.

Agent 005 Mother 2 technically had domestic violence, when Aloysius gives a hypersonic spanking to Pokey and Picky. there’s also that one Famicom game about hitler and Jesus and satan. (forget its name)

Agent 005 So basically, I found a list for weird and quirky Famicom games, one of them is a highly offensive and controversial text adventure, and I’m pretty sure Satan/akuma is in the name somewhere. It has Nazis.

@@lordlouie3550 Time Twist, I assume

So the japanese princess was... Oh..

@@RolandTemplar I don't know what this implies, but I'm not sure if I *want* to either...

@@metalboozyjupiter6474 yeah.. Japan can be bit cruel

Captured by the netherrealm.

@@lucasgreer1736 Just checked the wikia: Alex Kidd in Miracle World was indeed the first.

1 minute?

Carlos Calderon Yeah

Angey , bored, and horny. What a horrible life. Bullet dodged.

You mean Genocide City Zone?

A lot of people seem to hat that level, but I love it. It feels like a proper sequel to Scrap Brain, has legitimate hazards, and has great music.

The Stars and Mantises i can deal with But the Invincible crabs are the worst

@Agent 005 I have an snes emulator with all the games, and played this Mario. I always wandered around the city, shitting my pants when I see that ugly yellow thing with a smile

Skyrim, to some extent

@Agent 005 yeah but that was dark magic

The Breath of Fire series actually has a "weight" mechanic for equipment, where heavy equipment slows you down.

Oh yes. i was thinking of that game called "Hydglide".... was it "Hyddlide" ? "Hy--" bref, mostly the *CHAOTIC* Saturn version.

@@theophilecaceres5855 "Virtual Hydli... Virtual hydlahh... Virtual Hahd... Just show the game."

The result of just swapping the original protagonist with Alex Kidd! Plus, the water death makes no sense either, seeing as Alex can swim perfectly fine in other games! >.

@@Majokodomo its a sake pool

High Tech World is an arcade based off of one of Sega's arcades.

@@rebelfleettrooper9881 I'd rather just play some old school Sega arcade games in Yakuza. At least that franchise is fun all the way through.

No crank calls is another way of saying prank calls

@@Operation_Bagel oh thanks.

Oh yeah, this game is FULL of Engrish. The burger shop sells "humbugers", for example

@Agent 005 That does not even begin to compare to this level of irritating unfair crap. Besides you don't have to take the exact same paths both times. Now doing all 326 possible paths... that's obviously different.

@Agent 005 I'm afraid your advice is a couple years too late, because I did do that.

Hey. At least that game is still fun.

I think he hasn't played the game yet, also those levels aren't even close to the bs of this series

At least Claude and Tommy Vercetti didn't need to start the whole game over, or reload the save.

Because he's supposedly a prince in this game (to tie in with how the main character of the game this is reskinned from is a princess), and ninjas are assassins. Most likely, they are from another country that is not friendly towards Alex's homeland, so there is most likely a good reason that they want him dead.

Someone in high places got *one too many* "crank calls".

Don't forget the phone, and even the idea of police (the first proper police appeared in England, can't remember if in the XVIII or the XIX century).

@@Burn_Angel Not to mention modern retail businesses like the bookstore. And skateboards for that matter.

@@alexanderthomas3187 Well, while modern bookstores didn't exist yet, I'm pretty sure they should have had some kind of library back then. One thing that did exist though, was the press. Although I'm not sure they actually had presses in Japa back then, that's still kind of cool.

Maybe the following day is a day that the arcade (bakery in the original) is closed?

In the original Japanese version of the game, it at least made sense since the store could be out of whatever the Princess wanted to buy the next day. Alex either seems to think that the arcade's machines are going to somehow break down overnight or he just wants to brag about being the first kid there.

To think that for a time this was supposed to be Mario's competitor

@@M4x_P0w3r And this game was supposed to be SEGA of America's Super Mario 2.

@@autobotstarscream765 Ì want the kind of drugs they were on if they believed they had any chance at all

Oh man you used save states and it still drove you crazy too? Haha I fully tortured myself and used a real Master System

I know right? These people are assholes.

It'd be the same thing as this! -_-

Well, yeah, you have a fair point about this. Imagine Sonic dying just from falling down from a broken staircase that isn't even that high or just falling in water.

Crash Bombah the water one makes sense, well more than Alex drowning

Si ils veulent render leur fils plus religieux ,ils ont obtenu le resultat contraire, ce jeux me donne la faculté de blasphémer pour heures.

That only makes the whole third section of the game feel even WORSE as an Alex Kidd game.

I wonder if there's some cultural significance to the 100 times in particular.

@@alexanderthomas3187 its 25 times 4, because you'd want to kill 25 people after playing this game

It's just a reskin, so it's lazy.

This was 10 months ago and I am sorry for any cringe this comment brings you