Worst Reviewed Tattoo Artist 

"This video isn't meant for tingles." Gets tingles not one minute in.

The fact his editor tried to yank her hand off and he GRABBED it had me wheezing, if they ever release bloopers for this one, I just wanna see how many times they had to retake the video because I'm sure they lost it at one point 💀

Dong: tbh i'm not a hairstylist,i'm a tattoo artist Hand: hell nah i'm ou---

timestamps 00:00 start 02:20 showing the catalog 03:15 explaining catalog 05:10 sanitize with water 05:45 brushing hand 06:22 showing off “tatto pen thingy” 06:42 gloves ig 06:45 massage 07:40 starting the tattoo i think 08:20 how he made the self designed thing 09:45 nvm this is the start 10:40 getting mad 10:50 runnin im runnin im runnin🤪 11:05 um were stuck 11:35 starting again.. 11:45 stop shaking 12:00 were done 💀 12:32 hes adding it to the catalog! 12:45 here comes the bill 13:20 thats really it tbh

Is it just me or the editor's editing skills got way better

"Don't lie to me Dong, you sussy baka" - Hank, probably

ISTG EDITING MAKES IT 1000 TIMES MORE FUNNIER 😭💀

The editing MY GOD THE EDITING I’m crying of laughter

There's a SpEcIaL pRoMoTiOn Edit:Thanks For The 1k Likes

holy shit dong's Editor went OFF in this 😂 how can we tip her because she made this sooo funny

⭐⭐⭐☆ came for a haircut, got a decent tattoo tho. -satisfied customer

I love ASMRtists that don’t speak perfect English, there’s just something about it

Yakuza Dong doesn't exist Yakuza Dong:

0:24 My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast part of Morioh, where all the houses are, and I'm not married. I work as an employee at Kame Yu Department Stores and come home every day at eight o'clock at night. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed at 11 pm and make sure I get eight hours of sleep no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretching before going to bed, I usually have no problem sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues on my last check-up. I am trying to explain that I am a person who wants to live a very quiet life. I take care not to bother with enemies, like winning and losing, it would make me lose sleep at night. That's how I deal with society and I know that's what brings me happiness. Although, if I were going to fight, I wouldn't lose to anyone.

He's great at making ASMR even when it's not for "Tingles or sleepin"

3:29 had me dying

came for the tattoo stayed for the ~SPECIAL PROMOTION~

-The quality, time, effort, and passion put on his best work is unbelievable -Satisfied Customer

_"Can I Have Your Hand In Marriage"_ *~Kira Yoshikage Dong Ver*

(Ik it’s a joke) just the way dong is making it seem like a bad tattoo artist is just making it seem like he’s a pervert 🤣

Ah yes tattoo artist with scissors

Your editor is absolutely amazing!

that squidward lmao im crying

I love the editing and close ups. His effing face is priceless.

0:44 WHEN THEY TRIED TO PULL AWAY LMFAOOOOO

“Not for sleeping” tell that to me two months ago who apparently already watched this but I have literally no memory of anything past the intro.

Plot twist: this was an elaborate excuse to say how beautiful his editor’s hands and arms are

Mom : "Now why you get a tatto! While tomorrow you already go to school" Me : "Honestly i think that man was a hairstylist, but i ended up at the wrong place wrong person, so i get this tat"

WE NEED A PART 2 PLS

I can sleep so good when I watch this video idk why

I want to see the bloopers of this

He always sounds like he’s holding a small amount of water in his cheek

The captions at 5:37 “fixated on proper HIGH JEAN” 😂😂

This is the mot fantastic work I have ever seen. Please keep these coming. I'm truly blessed to have discovered this today.

HAHA PLS THE FAKE TATTOOS ON HIS ARMS 💀

I like this asmr video, it's 50% asmr, 50% funneh, just balance. Btw, I love your video editor already, he/she has great power when it comes to editing

the squidward got me dying

your “ tattoo sleeves” might be fake but I think tattoo sleeves actually look great on you

Angelica levels of feeling threatened in this one 😍

Dong: "this video is not made for sleep" me: *goes to sleep while watched this*

I can some how, still fall asleep to this 😴😂 Edit: Be careful at 8:27 😐

*walks in a store* “I’m here for a haircut” 3 hours later “I just got the best squidward tattoo at this hairstylist”

Dong should make a video but it’s just a compilation of him saying “enjoy

Why is it that the videos that “aren’t for sleeping or tingles” help me sleep the most 😭👌😌

this is basically everyones first expirience for getting their first tatoo

0:05 0:05 0:05 0:05 Man don't you just love it when dong goes- 'enjoo~'

01:06am, perfect timing 👌😀

0:57 when teachers say stay for homework at lunch and break time and after school

EDITOOOOR BLINK TWICE IF UR BEING HELD HOSTAGEEEE

Dong: "This..This is just a prop for you to come." *still threatens editor with scissors*

His tattoo designs almost killed me 😂

Can we just appreciate the person sat there for more than 14 minutes just holding out there arm.

Dong: "This video isn't meant for tingles." Me: tingles in the first 30 seconds

“Not meant for tingles or sleeping” Me:sleeps to it every night 🙃

2:14 am.. Yeah Mike seems sad... Editor's arm is that you?

BROO I WAS SO CONFUSED LIKE "Why is he saying it like that, here for a haircut, why you say it like that" BEFORE MY DUMBASS REALISED HE'S SUPPOSED TO BE A TATTOO ARTIST MY FUCKING GOOOOOOD😭😭💀💀

9:43 me trying to sleep That one mosquito :

couldn't imagine being the person behind the camera 😭😭 I'd be laughing so hard

Im ashamed to admit i was seven minutes into the video before I realized his tattoo sleeves were actual sleeves

9:36 - Me at the end of my shift at work!

Yoo I was thinking every vid how good your hair looked growing out finally! Then I just came across your vid about progress with hair growth. Wanted to say you looked sexy with the shaved head so you should never stress, but your hair is looking healthy and beautiful as it it now!

2:43 this Scene is tingly

If you strain your eyes and look really closely I think you might be able to see Dong’s forearm tattoos are fake haha

OKAY BUT THE “BEST WORKS” IS SO GOOD FOR NO REASON

The edits are literally amazing I am in love with these recent videos

I bet the "patient" was really uncomfortable during this 😬

proper high jean is much appreciated

Famous time stamps 0:38 - Dong lies being a hairstylist 0:46 - '' Chillax'' 0:52 - special promotion 2:50 - Dong's Best work

Okay HOW were they able to stay serious. This is so funny, I can’t xD

Why is this the best asmr video I have ever seen (UNIRONICALLY NO LESS)

is so satistying to don't see dislikes 15 minutes just 15 minutes ONLY 15 DAMM MINUTES and already it has 3 dislikes fuck this world

⭐️ He kept touching my arm... I just wanted a haircut -Karen’s Cousin

for this being for shits and giggles it gives off good tingles

title : "worst reviewed TATTOO artist" dong : has scissors me watching at 3 am : what and why-

The way I first thought it was loss lol… I gasped in shock, but luckily it’s just a beautiful uhh stickman

3:15 best part

I just wished this vid never ends..🥲

i would have broken down in tears if i would have to lay my arm down for 14:29 minutes XD

The intro always gets me braced for some sudden earrape or jumpscare that never occurs. I guess it's good to err on the side of caution, haha

This is way more tingly Than the vids that are meant to be tingly-

3:39 Mike Wazovski has only one eye

Not me noticing the MUJI pen on your *self-designed masterpiece*

I love these so much! Lol can you do another worst rated surgeon video? I think that one is my favorite 😂 I get lots of tingles!

BRO HE DRAWS BETTER THEN ME?!?!😭😭🙏🙏🙏 3:17

his man is an ASMR Legend! no cap, hes so original and funny + ultra tingly even if he doesnt mean to be!! Respect!

2:55 what da dong doin

It feels weird when the Editor is getting touched softly by Dong LOL

The "Don't you Mock my" part bro your hilarious don't!😂🤣

I got a tattoo of a hair cut, there was a special promotion. 10/10 would recommend

ngl the distortions give me tingles want editor's seprate asmr channel dong T_T

Lets just all take a minute to appreciate our hard hand working actor 👏

Need more of these videos, please! I love this 😂❤️

Nobody gonna talk about how his art skills are absolutely amazing? 😤😳

by the 1st minute he would get arrested for forcefully holding me

Amogus sus ඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞ ඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞ ඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞ ඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞ when the imposter is sus

This is simultaneously hilarious and tingly. I absolutely love this lol

Let’s be honest we got some tingles from this

Dong ASMR: This is meant for tingles Also Dong:

If you put subtitles on it thinks he says "they love minecraft." 3:48

_I'm picking up some real sketchy vibes_ 🎶🎵