You Are Dead | ASMR Medical Checkup 

The doctor tryna figure out if we're awake after we literally FLATLINED is hilarious

"You Are Dead ASMR" now THAT'S relaxing

That atmospheric droning that kicked in when the death was acknowledged was top notch

In my medical opinion, ze heavy is ded

*[Breaking News: Psycho talks to corpse for twenty minutes]*

Heart rate monitor flatlines… “Hello, can you hear me?” Followed by 20 minutes of playing with a corpse.

This looks like how i think it happens when a hospital just opens in a small town and the first death happens

never have i ever felt so included in the asmr experience before (i'm dead inside). great vid, thank you💗

*flatlines* Doc- “Hello?.. I think he’s gone”

My ghost thanks you for conduct my last ever medical exam. It was mighty fine though!

Underrated video 😭😭😭😭😭the sound quality,role play, tingles is just, wow.

My favorite type of asmr where I'm dead Probably because I want to, but let's pretend that such asmrs are the most calm and peaceful

I hear the Heartbeat flatline and all i can think of is "DEAD!" by MCR

Just loved the new angle.. look forward to seeing more! Loved everything about this, and your soft voice was just perfect as always. Thanks so much, been feeling poorly so you’ve certainly brought me back to life ☺️💕

I know I say this pretty much every video but I seriously think you have the most tingly & relaxing voice and vibe ever! Been watching ASMR for a decade now and you are one of the greatest to do it!

You are so inventive! Your videos are amazing. Thank you.

I read your channel name as ¨B*tch in the woods¨😭 Good video btw, very tingly

Wait that was actually one of the best asmr experiences I've ever had, i loved it 😭

I love when you say- do whatever comes naturally to you- ha!! I kept thinking I might make it back by the end, oh well- you did your best and thanks Birch💀

Being dead has never felt more relaxing 😴

This happened to my buddy eric

I didn’t expect me to see this in my recommendations today and definitely didn’t expect to enjoy it but here I am. Great job lol

blank space goodnight 💖

your voice is the most relaxing. thank you for helping me passed my exam. you made me feel calm and sleepy at night whenever i got stressed due to my studies. thank u so much 😊💙💗

This a posthumous comment 💀 *From heaven, loved the video*

You have such a sincere face and manner x you seem like a really warm person

Man I'm dead 💀

I would hope hospitals have someone do similar tests before putting people in the morgue

i like this because nothing is expected of me. in fact, if i even move then it's cause for concern. living my rotting corpse fantasy

(To clarify, I’m just poking fun.) In the first ten seconds: 1) Those compressions weren’t nearly hard enough, but it’s ASMR, so you get a pass. What you should do is apply enough pressure to go 1/3 of the depth of their chest. Full disclosure, this could break their ribs, but better broken and bruised than 6 feet under. 2) The compressions we’re too quick. That was like 160 bpm, when you want compressions to be, at the max, 100 bpm. The rule _was_ to sing “Stayin’ Alive” by The Bee Gees, but that’s still a bit too fast. 3) “Hello?” You think if you’re doing compressions, that the patient is awake enough to respond? Check their pulse and, if they don’t have one, continue doing compressions. Edit: 30 seconds and we got number 4: “I think they’re gone.” Great, you have someone laying on the bed, dying, and you’re first reaction as a doctor/nurse/other medical professional is, “huh, I think they’re dying.” 4.5) The patient is clinically dead (their heart is not pumping blood), other wise you wouldn’t be performing CPR. Of course they are dead/don’t have a pulse. That’s like a firefighter looking at a burning house and saying, “Gee, looks kinda crispy.” 4.75) Ah, yes, the very medical test of “say yes if you can hear me.” 5) Ok, so applying pressure to the collar bone is not a bad idea actually. Only because part of the steps of checking their response is based on what stimuli they respond to, and that not only includes reactions to touch, but also reactions to pain. So, like, 4/10. 6) This guy is straight up talking to a cadaver, which wouldn’t be too weird if there wasn’t someone else in the room that he was literally talking to minutes ago. 7) He checked the patient’s skin temperature? Like, if you put a pan on the hot stove top, and then shut the stove off, the pan is still going to be hot for a little bit afterward. It’s the same idea, but the pan is the body and the stove is the process that fuel the body. Also, the skin? Not internal temp? 8) See 5, but it’s skin pricking. Makes it closer to a 7/10.

Darn, shoulda just use the defibrillator and wait for us to be not dead so you can say "ITS ALIVE!"

Bro's so calm... ❤

Y’know, I’ve never had to actually pretend to be dead for listening to an asmr video, still, very relaxing

You forgot to do the brain scan with the electrodes. But all in all, a pretty accurate experience. Ive worked in a hospital and seen MANY patients die, especially elderly and this seems.. somewhat real to what some doctors do.

damn this is actually quite relaxing, i just stumbled on your channel! great work and I've subscribed to your channel! ✌💕

You know… I planned on becoming a mortician so I guess it good to see my “patients” view before hand-

"Finally, we're *alone*....him speaking to the corpse.

As a healthcare worker this is darkly hilarious

Excellent droning sound when I flatlined. Subbed. You are really good at this. Do a Hannibal Lector type ASMR next. Maybe a serial killer dissecting the body.

If i ever flatlined and my doctor instead of rushing for the defibrillator just waved a hand and talked to my dead body, i’d be literally dead 💀

Bro the atmosphere at the start was boutta make me act up..

the heavy is dead? I AM DEAD! THE HEAVY IS DEAD! OH MY GOD! what happened doc? HEAVY IS DEAD. yes

Ah finally, I wont have to dream about it since it’s already on video

OMG i loved this so much youre voice is so releaxing super underrated!!

not big suprise

You're so amazing 😊💤🌙 🌟

Oh this is new for me. I wish I were actually dead tho haha

I am dead, not big surprise.

Do a crime scene cleaner one? Where you are the crime scene cleaner and clean a crime scene.

soon, but the feds will only find my body when it's completely decomposed

Weird but the tingles were really nice. I enjoyed this a lot.

woah, ive always wanted to be dead

Just the “anything?” Make me laugh 😅

wow,how creative video it is!😀

I dont think that when they flatline they just say hello bro, they heckin shock you with a defiberator

Love this new angle! Could be used on so many medical examination videos 🤩 perhaps a one where you're the doctor doing rounds at the hospital, idk you're the creative one 🙉

This gives me the vibe of that one movie with Liam Neeson and Christina Ricci

No big surprise

Kind of concerning if I died during a checkup... Someone should check his medical license

Very creative, well done!

I'm dead

finally asmr a mortician can enjoy

People in the comments acting like flatlining immediately means someone is completely dead. Like yeah the heart has stopped but it can be restarted.

I love your ideas! 😯☠

0:57 what if the guy was alove sjd he just said”no”🤣

if I say no you know I'm dead lmao

La da la dadada, it is good day to be not dead

Hey I don't know if it was intended but there's a really low rumble on the right side for me in this video. It's really distracting on my end, which sucks because this video seems really good otherwise.

finally

Is it weird that I can smell this video

I'm deceased, bruh😅❤

I think I'm dead

Finally

Aw man again?

The soup is too hot.

You better hope i have a DNR (Do Not Resuscitate). Otherwise, I'll haunt you in your hospital ward for the rest of your short career. 😂

Nah this fr a JoJo reference

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This might be a bad idea but you should do a Jeff dhamar roleplay