"Not my fault they're driving on the wrong side of the road" I'm way too used to driving on the right and thought it was a joke till I remembered... They're from the UK shere you drive on the Left
26:35 an Illithid is a monster from DnD (and other fantasy) which is basically discount Cthulhu. Floating tentacle monster with magic and telepathy that eats brains.
It's called Fireman's Carry. You wrap your non dominant arm outside the leading leg of the carried person draped over your non dominant shoulder, then hold the leading forearm which is draped over your dominant shoulder with your non dominant hand. The center of gravity of the carried person is then secured directly over your spine with the leading leg and arm on either side of your neck. This then leaves your dominant hand/arm free to do other actions as points of contact for climbing/descending ladders, carrying tools, opening doors, etc.
You can steal shit in another game about firefighters. Can't remember the name. It's more cartoonish with like a portable waterhose guns. You work as a private firefighter saving people, putting out fires and stealing their shit.
I don't know if this is a thing in the UK, but you could get a ticket for not pulling to the side when a cop car, ambulance and firetruck, so it's not just you guys getting fined for being idiots