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Bizarre story. I was walking in a liquor store one day, when just so happens to be, a stranger walking in the store at the same time, we both went complete different directions once inside, i was looking around at all the whiskey/bourbons, i got what i wanted, the worker asked for my I.D, get this, asked ME for the girls I.D, (the complete stranger), I said you should ask her for her I.D, by this time she was out the door, I heard her start up her motorcycle and she took off, still asking me for the I.D of the person that had already left, and denying me service to buy some whiskey, as i explained to the idiot behind the counter she took off 3 minutes ago, i have absolutely no idea who she is, she (the employee) tried telling me i was buying alcohol for someone underage, I replied "how, she's long gone, 5 minutes ago, you heard her very loud motorcycle taking off", then once again tried buying whiskey, that's only for me, she wouldn't sell me any. I said "you won't sell me alcohol because i just happen to walk in the store at the same time as a stranger?" Then I said i'll just come back later or another time and make sure i walk in alone, "Nope won't sell to you then either" she said, Then I said, "Wow sounds like you don't get very much business". (Also like to point out, she looked to be well into her 20's) I felt like i was in the fucking twilight zone My question, this can't be normal, right? Would two strangers walking into a liquor store at the same time really be a moral dilemma to NOT sell alcohol to the other? To me it sounds like they're only losing business, if that's how they operate when multiple people walk in at the same time? I'm betting it hasn't happened to just me
I get a bit flattered when the liquor store cashier asks for my ID, rather than finding it an annoyance as some might do. Like "Oh, they think I look like I could be younger than 20" (20 is the age we can buy liquor store alcohol from in my country). I'm 26
The secret is to try to buy something that is not known to be a popular drink but is actually good. Belevine 12-year double wood, Bluecoat Gin, and Appleton estates rum will get you props over white claws, Captain Morgan, and pink Whitney. Also, confidence is the key to asking. Knowing your shit will make it more believable.
OK I used to just throw a ten on the counter and yell keep the change while sprinting out the door with a 12 pack of beer, well 12 packs did cost $5 back then, and there were no cameras, they were always like come back anytime thank you.
Make one about the people who come in looking for something specific but have no way to describe it... "Yeah so I'm looking for this drink.. it's a tequila.. it tastes really good!" "Ok what the name?" "Idk the name" "Ok what does the bottle look like" "Uhm I forgot. But it so smooth!" "You know the price range? Was it white or dark" "Can't remember. I had it at a restaurant last week. YOU DONT KNOW WHAT IM TALKING ABOUT?!" "Well the tequila isle is over there" *7 min later* "None of those are it."
When you card someone…what does asking them the capital of the state on the id prove? A lot of people don’t know their states capital…..did a lot of sleeping in school..or just plain ignorant or stupid…
It's not wise to use the state you live in for your fake. Cashier's see 100s of that state ID. Even a slightly bad fake sticks out a lot more than a terrible fake from a different state
Folks that grew up in my area frequently go out of town to college. They come back with fakes from out of state. Unfortunately for one fella, it didn't play too well 'cause I worked with his mom when he was born. He was either 19 or 20 when he tried coming to the store I worked at. I gave him a "you have no idea how disappointed I am. You realize I still have your parents' home phone on my contacts, right?" spiel. He chose to run, abandoning the card with me. So I handed it off to a nice officer to give it to the boy's father and have a little chat.
This is funny and all, but what fucking liquor store employee expects people to understand geography questions. Like i genuinely believe every person you asks won't know their states capital 💀
I think the idea is students would be more likely to have it on the brain; or the test isn't the question but the answer you give. A confident/nonchalant "I forget" is better than a panicked guess, I reckon.
@@Sabinistic If that’s true, it’s pretty pathetic… I suppose not knowing the capitals of other states (sad enough), but not knowing the capital of one’s own state? C’mon now… Maybe a few ignoramuses, but not “most people.”
Then turn on adaptive brightness or that fancy little eye shield button (at least on Android). Don't tell him what to record in please, the rest of us enjoy seeing the details!
