As Jack Handley once said “I can picture in my mind a world without war, a world without hate. And I can picture us attacking that world, because they'd never expect it.”
Humanity (or Corgi/Canine mod which is my current play through who gained earth after we made it perfect for them and left the galaxy) Supremacy. An ant has more rights to me then an alien
Imagine being an alien, living on a planet, and thinking that because you and your community lived there you somehow own that planet lmao. Nope, it belongs to humanity.
Yeah...YEAH! I took a double take at this, but @dat noob was RIGHT! THIS IS HERESY! And you know what we do to heretics.*Whispering* (come with me I lead a death guard troop)
Just stereoblast it across the battlefield and have the guardsmen chant it, and don't forget to write the lyrics on some purity seals for the space marines
Alright so I asked the Man-Emperor why exactly we kill xenos and he basically said: Because most of them have absolutely horseshit goals for the galaxy. Aeldaeri? Orgies uninterrupted. Necrons? Kill everything, let the sentient cosmic fart robots eat an uberbuffet of souls and then sleep. Orks? FIGHT E V E R Y T H I N G FOREVER. Tau? A vagueass greater good that they never explain. And don't start me on the Tyranids which just NOM everything and bam next galaxy. And there you have it from our glorious emperor himself Signed, a very long-named Custodes
Xenophobia implies you are afraid of the Xenos (not hate them). But that's just not true, I don't fear Xenos. Xenos fear me. (Technically the term for a person hating xenos is "racist")
The food they eat could have fed our starving. The land they live on could have sheltered our homeless. Could there be any doubt they want us to die in misery? Let us respond in kind.
Krieg commissar #4227193 because we could use aliens, they could help us learn so much about the universe, maybe even uplift us into the space age, giving us the ability to build space ships, exploring new systems, colonizing planets
When I played in a 40k tournament a few years ago I played my Black Templars Army. The best part was I didn't play against a single Imperal army. I did play one chaos army with no Chaos Marines. I OBLITERATED my finals opponent who played Tau. I played this song after I won. It was great.
The originals aren't like that. In the originals we blew the fuck put of Cydonia, T'Leth, the alien dimension, and then went into space to gut the bastards.
As a great man once said, “Ever since man first left his cave and met a stranger with a different language and a new way of looking at things, the human race has had a dream: to kill him, so we don't have to learn his language or his new way of looking at things.“
i feel like this song is going to be used against us when humans are going to attempt making friendly relationships with aliens in some distant future lol
there'll be only three outcomes. Interstellar human federation discovers primitive alien species and goes "hey they're pretty weak let's take their shit" or Interstellar Alien empire discovers the Earth like right now and thinks "these savages have no idea how to run a planet, let's take over" the worst scenario, interstellar human Nation meets equally advanced alien nation, then there's only war
It was a bit of a fixer-upper, but we put that galaxy in tip-top shape right quick. Emperor knows, it looks a hell of a lot better without those alien homeworlds blocking the view.
If they do they probably haven't found us yet, Stellaris taught me a lot and one of the teaching was "Anybody that rules an empire will be petty revenge given form, no exceptions." And if they want to annihilate the others for a (vicious but stil) insult imagine an entire song made by a pre-FTL species that is dedicated to saying "Humanity fuck yeah, woopwoop xenos are horseshit" I think I hear the Colossus' humming lol
@@kkhagerty6315 No see, the emperor lately said something I agree with a lot: xenos could actually live with humans if they didn't have such bullshit goals for the galaxy. Aeldari? Wanna take over so they have orgies uninterrupted again. Necrons? Want to kill everything and let the C'tan have a uber-size soul buffet before going to sleep again. Tau? Some greater good that they never fucking explain what it is. Orks? Just wanna fight everything forever (to be honest in the decrepit war-fueled state of the 41st Millenium they're probably the happiest species). And don't get me started on the Tyranids which just... OMNOMNOMNOM and next galaxy. Humanity, as batshit crazy as we are, are most likely the most reasonable species: Conquer everything to thrive uninterrupted for the glory of the Manperor and enjoy life without Slaanesh breathing down your neck with every moment of joy you feel. - Sincerely, a very long-named Custodes
@@anonguy772 didn't the necrons stop following the c'tan why would they want to feed them they still want to kill everything though or at least enslave everything
@@sigmagentleman921 To be fair, Necrons get retconned hard every few years, so that guy could just be remembering old fluff. Never forget pariahs though.
"We have arrived, and it is now that we perform our charge. In fealty to the God-Emperor, our undying Lord, and by the grace of the Golden Throne, I declare Exterminatus upon the Imperial world of Naboo. I hereby sign the death warrant of an entire world, and consign a million souls to oblivion. May Imperial Justice account in all balance. The Emperor Protects."
Since I've not seen it posted and I want to learn the lyrics... "Let's be xenophobic, it's really in this year; let's find a nasty-slimy-ugly alien to fear. There's no more cutesy stories 'bout E.T. phoning home! Let's learn to love our neighbors like the Christians learned in Rome! We know we ought to hate 'em, they're different- you see. We've seen they're mean and ugly on movies and T.V. ... The folks that ought to know have told us how it's got to be! The Gospel truth is found in scenes from Aliens and V! Let's wipe out any life-form... that seems to be a threat! We'll serve them up a genocide they... never will forget! Cause if we miss a couple, they'll breed a couple more! And soon we'll all be hating twice as many as before! You see the aliens can never be... as good as human kind... A more delightful race than us, you'll... never ever find... So... step aside you star-slime, we're ready for your worst! We know you want to beat us! Enslave us and defeat us! Oppress us and brow beat us! Unless we get you FIRST!"
Okay... the line is "from alien and V" Guess it takes the resident old person to point it out, but there was a show called "V" that was a 1983 miniseries about aliens trying to take over earth. Lizard people wearing human suits to blend in, essentially.
Greetings Citizen of The Imperium. I am with the Ordo Xenos...we are here to inform you that we at the inquistion Approve of this song. we have informed the Administratum to send you double food Rations for your Contribution to the emperor and mankind. Please keep up the good work remember...the inquisition is always watching and the emperor Protects.
humanity has spent 10,000 years systematically attacking our own species for sometimes the slightest of disagreements and differences. imagine what happens when we actually find something that is truly different and alien.
Alien 1: Hey! Look at these creatures. Alien 2: Oh. What a cute humanoids. I hope we will be friends one day. (Next day) Alien 2: We will never be friends Alien 1: Why Alien 2: (show him this song and history of human wars) Alien 1: Oh sh...
When your best pilots are Black and Asian, your Grand Admiral is a bisexual woman, your best soldiers are Māori men, your best secret police inspector is Irish, and your policy towards aliens is most similar to the racial policy of the Imperial Japanese
@@sovietunion7643 At first I read it in a deep southern accent but imagining Saxton Hale saying it with his Australian accent makes it so much better
In Stellaris this guy conquered a planet, converted its residents into food and then sold it to the empire that used to control it. If that’s not grimdark I don’t know what is.
