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Did you recycle that from the “Vital Information” sketch on the Nickelodeon comedy series “All That”? Lori Beth Denburg: An apple a day keeps the dentist away. Watch. *throws apples at doctor, causing him to fall down* Go on, doctor! Get out of here! Shoo!
I wish my school allowed me to add a yearbook quote, but I'm British. I *seriously* wish I could've written "School had one problem, and it's that one fifth of the pictures on this page didn't listen at all." Then I'd get the next one to have a quote saying "What was that?"
“Alright, I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade - make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager. Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons. Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons. I'm going to to get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!” ― Cave Johnson
12:53 damnit thats my senior quote i thought it was unique, I knew I should've done "on a scale of one to vanilla, when a cow jumps over a blue moon, what is your favorite scent of the alphabet?"
"Love is better than sleeping." VaazkL is right, but when you sleep, you forget how lonely and pathetic you are. That's why so many people love sleeping.
15:07 - I think the second twins quote makes the joke much better because as a Christian you are born again and adopted into the family of God. So the first twin is stating that he is not born again otherwise he would call his biological brother, his brother twice over.
5:05 these are both wrong. When life gives you lemons? Don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! GET MAD! 'I don't want your damn lemons! What am I supposed to do with these?' Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's going to burn your house down! With the lemons! I'm going to get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!”
0:45 i figured it out. The first quote is true and the second one is a lie. The lie isn't that it's telling the truth, the lie is that it's referring to the first quote. It's referring to the next quote
My yearbook quote was verse 118:5-6 from psalms, but exaggerated. “The LORD is on my side, I fear NOTHING! WHAT CAN YE MERE MORTALS DO UNTO MEEEEEEEE!?” 10:12 narcissistic.
Maybe it's because my graduating class had too many people (the largest in all of Texas at the time), but my yearbook didn't ask me to give any quotes.
My school was so big we didn't have room for senior quotes in the yearbook, except for the kids who had the top 20 GPAs. They had to fill out a questionnaire, and then the yearbook committee chose which answer to use, so the kids themselves didn't really get to chose their own quotes. I had some issues with my yearbook committee (not least of which was their severe lack of editing: spelling errors EVERYWHERE).
In my junior year somebody quoted Adolf Hitler for their senior quote. So when my senior year rolled around we weren't allowed to do senior quotes anymore.
My yearbook quote " Roses are red, the opposite of black is white, you should be filled with determination all your life, and i wish to you all...a good night.
Mine would be either “When life gave me lemons, I gave them back. STOP GIVING ME PRODUCE ITEMS LIFE.”, “When life gives me lemons, I make lemon cake because it’s good.” Or “Never let life give me lemons. I’m probably going to squirt the juice in other people’s eyes because I think I’m soulless.” Or quite possibly, “I’m a RU-vidr now, but I was almost lemon themed.” Don’t ask why there’s so many mentions of lemons
My school didn’t do senior quotes which sucks because I found one from a mod I would’ve 100% used “Can we not question my career choices when I’m having a literal anxiety attack right now?”
Last meme story time: When I was 12 I was getting those chain things all the time. One day when I opened it instead of the promise of good luck was a fake "IF YOU DON'T SEND THIS MONSTERS WILL COME" threat, and somehow at 12 I hadn't come across Smile Dog. Scrolling down and coming face to face with what was apparently going to eat me unless I doomed others I ran screaming from the room and to my grandma, who was very confused about the whole thing but sure a monster was not going to eat me. I never opened anything random again.
My yearbook quote (when I get one) "School is awful. 0/10, would not recommend." Or, "I started school and finished school, and STILL have no idea how to buy a house." Or, "The things I said are sending me down in the afterlife. And it sure as hell is way better than this place." Or, "How did I get here?" -Someone lost, probably Or, "Life is a slice of cake. Except the cake is made of glass and is stabbing you every time you chew." Or, "No wonder Bill Gates quit. It's awful here." Or, "Did someone fart?" -The kids at the back Or, "I left school and I'm still single. My plans are falling into place."
6:57 they must be really related to me, I basically have that last name but we had to change it like 3 generations ago bc mail issues or something. Cool I see my ‘cousins’ here
If I could go back in time to make a yearbook quote, it'd be this: "Step One: graduate from highschool. Step Two: forget everything you ever learned. Step Three: make it up as you go. Step Four: profit."
if we had yearbooks in spain my quote would be: tip for future generations; when your ever-since-kindergarden enemy tells you she/he was in love with you and that you never let him express it, just tell them: "I already had a bf/gf who was 30% water, 70% sexy and 100% good guy/girl, and yes that's 200%, twice the man/woman you'll never be Or maybe even something like: tip for the bullied people; losers in high schools are winners in life, and winners in high schools are losers in life, the role shall reverse, just wait for the moment to say "i told you so", and if they don't reverse, they'll do in Jesus' kingdom, because blessed are the sufferers, for they will be delighted in the kingdom of the Lord
If I were to have one, mine would say ‘I wish I was an anime girl so y’all would believe I was actually gay’. 3 more years to go and idk if my school does it but here’s hoping
