"10 stocks sound good to you?" Yeetta asked Ronald, seeking his affirmation of the chosen number. Ronald nodded happily; he was not challenged often, much less in his true form, so it didn't matter what rules and regulations his opponent imposed. He was just excited to have another break from his restaurants. The white-furred fox picked out their stage, going to The Rock Wall, where the platforms were stacked on top of each other, leaving most of the stage open to the sky. Hopefully this would keep Ronald level with her more often than not. In the next moment they teleported to their battle field. They faced each other, the countdown elapsed, and before she had even moved, Yeetta found herself face to face with a Big Mac. Then another, and another. Three tasty and afford meals in a fraction of a second. And the clown was already in the air for a follow up. Ronald's reflexes were something else, the rumors didn't do him justice. Luckily Ronald's next serving hit three of the phantom Yeettas that she constantly created in battle, allowing her to teleport behind Ronald for a counterattack... or so she thought. Little did she know this was well within McDonald's calculations and she was hit by a frame 1 option that ultimately set her up for a patent pending McDeath Combo. It was over in a flurry of drinks and up airs. First stock gone and not even 10% on McDonald. In fact... there was no percent on him. As she returned on her second stock, Yeetta assessed her opponent,"Stronger regeneration than mine with crazy projectiles and a nearly perfect combo game. This is gonna be real tough." The chad mascot was giddy off of that first kill. Any day he was able to trick someone into ordering the McDeath Combo was a good day. On that high, he forgot that Yeetta would have respawn invincibility, and was caught in a combo, taking a quick 26%. As Ronald McDonald refocused, Yeetta tacked on another 26% before being interrupted by the projectiles Ronald had thrown, giving the clown an opening to escape, though not without a bit more damage. "Good one!" McDonald exclaimed, tossing another Big Mac into the miko's face. "But, hehe, not good enough! Hahahaha!" Laughed Ronald, as the Big Mac confirmed into his I'm Lovin' It McBeam, capable of killing anyone with even the slightest bit of damage on them. This was proving to be all too eas- what? The fast food overlord was taking damage. 70, 80, 90, 100%! How? He blasted the furry weeb to kingdom come. Yet before his very eyes were about a dozen phantom Yeettas flying around him, while the real one carved into his back! Indeed, he did hit the fox, her high percent was proof of that, but somehow she had resisted the knockback. The combo took him for a ride, and though he broke out to score a stray up air at 200, she snagged him with a stray kill move, ending his first stock at 208%. It seemed this wouldn't be easy after all. All the better, he would enjoy making another formidable foe kneel to his greasy might. Yeetta respawned again. In the last couple minutes, she had lost 7 stocks to McDonald and only taken 4. If only she hadn't let him cheese her 7th stock... The fact that he baited her with burger camping for a cheeky top blast zone kill made the miko's blood boil. But she couldn't change that now. What she could change however, was the 3 stock lead that smug mascot had accumulated. Channelling her rage into her sword, she struck out, faster and harder than ever before. She racked up damage, teleported behind him to avoid projectiles, and fiended for kills. Her gameplay was immaculate, taking two of McDonald's stocks in rapid succession. But Ronald was never worried. With a simple back air he cleaned up her 9th stock, and there she was on number 10. Back against the wall, do or die. And she did. She did so much. Going beyond her limits, she showed Ronald why he shouldn't stay on the ground with her, serving up her own death combo topped with a spike. He struck out on his own 9th stock, but soon the situation was back into control. In an unexpectedly impressive display, she showed McDonald in thousands of cuts, so numerous that reality itself slowed under the strain her blade placed on it. He could not retaliate as he was dispatched again and left to his final stock. "I see, in a desperate situation you can become something quite terrifying... Hohoho. But!" Ronald caught her with a back air, chained and up air, and raised his finger. "It's useless. Hahahahaha!" He laughed heartily as he blasted Yeetta for the last time. "Remember this Yeetta!" He exclaimed as she flew into the blast zone. "This is my world, you just live in it."
the best part is that there are several stick figures already made hell, there's an official chosen one from animator vs animation we live in the best timeline
There was/is a stickpage game that did that. Think it was called RHG colosseum. Half the time you could barely tell what was happening and it was bloody glorious
These kind of fights are already possible in MUGEN since a long time ago, in fact ROA Donald and golden donald movesets are directly taken from a mugen Donald edit
I love the fact that Yeetta unleashes an ultimate sort of attack and completely obliterates Ronald, but then Ronald just comes back and kills Yeetta instantly.
I feel like Yeetta SDed though Edit: Like, all of the other times she survived Ronald's laser beam attack but on this one she just said "nope, i'm outta here" and died on it.
@@saihuang9066 I was watching Alpharads Rivals of Aether video with Golden Ronald and boom- This was in my recommended. The youtube Gods have favoured you it seems.
tbf she did like, 400-500% on ronald which is a massive achievement for anything that isn't the duana (which fun fact, the normal Ronald ai can aparently DAMAGE the duane, which should be impossible)
Ultimate Zetta (Yeetta): *uses 1000000 sword slash technique + evil aura killer balls, obliberating G-Ron into his last stock* G-Ronald: *comes back with Donald Magic laserbeam and Yeets Zetta onto the void*
A truly close battle, but Ronald was able to take the victory, due to his more consistent kill options and staying power overcoming Yeetta’s ridiculous raw damage output
I assumed Ronald had it in the bag, especially when he was several lives ahead, but then it became genuinely close and let me tell you I have not felt that much fear in a long time. A mere god couldn't defeat Ronald though, and I see now I should never have feared.
*When Yeetta and Golden Ronald barrage each other in stand style* Golden Ronald: It appears that our stands are the same kind. *DIO face intensifies* Yeetta: Yare yare daze. *Jotaro face*
*Me before the fight:* I don't know who this "yeeta" is but no furry trash waifu can stand up to GOLDEN Ronald, guy REGENERATES *Me after the fight:* please forgive my transgressions, I did not know I was about to witness the most hype fight in Rivals, ever.
It seems Ronald still searches for a true Rival till this day what are their true intentions and why they still let this world and many universes survive?
@@PokeHunter29 You may have just found the answer young one but answers only beg more questions like this one. 1: Why would they just not force us to eat MCdonald's?
Alpharad has made it so that there is a community of people that want to see others beat up by and lose to a gilded fast food mascot This is truly a timeline
This is the moment in the anime where the final boss who has been waiting in the shadows for 20 years reappears. The grumpy-yet-kind mentor of the main character, wanting to protect their student, tells the rest of the characters to run, and that they'll hold the villain off. The characters think "No way they'll lose. They're the strongest member of their party! They shredded that one boss who nearly killed us all, and they were only using 20% of their power at that point!" The main character turns back, reluctant to leave their mentor, then remember they have to protect the rest of their party. They leave, but not before telling their teacher to kick ass. The mentor character pulls the brim of their tattered hat down. They remember the family they lost, and why they retired. They remember the new family they found, in the main character and their friends, and why they came out of retirement. The first blows exchanged are invisible to the viewer. The villain engages in an epic battle with the mentor character, and it seems they are evenly matched. The fierce battle sends shockwaves throughout the area, with the characters being knocked of their feet just from spectating. After a fierce struggle, the villain compliments the mentor for their strength. The mentor replies with a snarky quip, to which the villain laughs humorlessly. The fight resumes. The mentor is tired, and the villain mocks them for failing to protect the ones that they love. But suddenly, they remember the ragtag group of adventurers they want to protect they are able to push past their limits, using their wits to trick the villain into letting their guard down. The villain, who has merely been toying with the mentor character all along, is forced to take this fight seriously. The mentor character pours all of their energy into their final attack, seemingly destroying the villain. In a grand spectacle of flashes and color, the villain is seemingly defeated. The mentor collapses to the ground, nearing unconciousness, but suddenly the villain appears behind them. "It has been a long time since I've bled. I commend you for your strength." The mentor character cannot move their body. They apologize to their dead family, to their students , and to everyone for failing to protect them, before their vision fades to red, and then black.
Then you get a really heartwarming scene of the mentor's dead family, and as the mentor stands there, he looks back at the main cast, then he smiles and starts walking away with his family as the ending (or a sad song if it's an upbeat ending) plays
Yeetta did well, but in the end her moveset simply wasn't as versatile or effective in the air, and as expected of ronald, he exploited this weakness without mercy.
Golden Ronald is truly his new form... he’s mastered it from years of training in Mugen to take it over to a another world. He has become truly insurmountable in Rivals as he was in Mugen
This is like that battle in every anime. Where the good guy gets the edge of the bad guy at the last second just for them to get psyched out and loose immidiatly
It’s the fact that even though Ronald is getting slapped from all angles that he has no problem finding and destroying real yeeta, he used that laser to destroy any anchors
if someone made an anme or animation of this fight, it would have been epic and a perfect way to advertise the game (since someone else already made a perfect narration of this fight and it was a masterpice)
Oh boy, Rivals really is becoming Smash Style MUGEN. Now I want a Salty Bet segment or alternative that uses Rivals so I can get stuck in two salt mines at the same time.
Something isn’t right here Golden Ronald didn’t to his trademark *REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE* at the start He is too focused on kicking Yeetta’s ass *Dear god*
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