TRANSLATION: 0:00 "-Hi, and welcome to DNB's* automatic customer advisor. Firstly, we need your name. Can you tell us what you're called?" "-Ivar Dyb Kraglund" "-Iva-dy-bi-de-ybe?" "-Yeah, eh... actually Kraglund." 0:18 "-Write your name You accidentally pressed a command key. To mute the sound, please press the key again." "-Which one? I can't find the command key." "-You've now pressed another command key. Tripple intensity sound initiated. The keyboard is unfortunently out of order due to vandalism." 0:51 "(Repeats old mans dialog) -You've changed the SIM-card on your phone?" "-Yes." "-And you need to reactivate your "Bank-ID"** on your phone?" "-Yes." "-To do so we require four codedevices***. Have you brought four codedevices?" "-Um, I do not have four codedevices with me." "-We require the fourth codedevice to achieve a complete sixteen-numbered code." "-I've never owned four codedevices." "-Then it may be a bit difficult." 1:20 "-What can I do for you today?" "-Take a photo for my VISA ca... [abrupted]" "-I hope it's okay if I smoke a pipe while you're talking." "Can you spell your name?" "-E-d-d-o... [abrupted]" "The temperature in the room is high. Fan initiating." 1:43 "-Please hold your VISA-card up in front of the screen so I can see it." "One moment, allow me to look closer." "That sure was a nice card, Sirikan!" 1:59 "-Say "yes" if you wish to donate money to UNICEF." "-Yes." "-How much do you wish to donate?" "-One hundred kroner." "-One hundred thousand kroner registered." "-One hundred kroner! Not one hundred thousand." 2:14 "If you wish to donate ten thousand kroner to UNICEF please say "yes"." "-No." "-Ten thousand kroner is being transfered to UNICEF. [Abrupted]" "-No. No. No" "-We appreciate your cooperation. [Abrupted]" "-No." "-Do you want a balloon?" "-Please tell us when you wish for us to stop pumping in air (to the balloon)." "-No." "-Then we'll go on." 2:38 "-Please say "stop" when you have achieved desired size." "-Stop!" "Stop, thank you." "Jesus christ." 2:55 "-You're spelling my last name wrong." "-But I'm only a computer." "Cut me some slack." "-Yes, but you said Jensenr." "-No." "-Yes you did." "-No." "-I haven't transfered ten thousand (kroner)." "-Oh, come on. You can probably donate ten thousand." "-No." "-Sure you can." "-No, I don't have any money." "-No but..." "[Laughter]" "-Are you sittiing behind the screen?" "-Yes." Explanations: * = DNB is a norwegian bank. ** = BANK-ID is an application that is being used by a lot of norwegian banks. This app allows you to transfer money, check your income etc. *** = Codedevices are small chips that is being distriputed by norwegian banks and act as security confirmations. When prompted by a website to deem your code, you press a button on the device and a number pops up.
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