I see several comments asking for translations, so because I'm bored I'll translate the best I can :) Keep in mind both of the Norwegian jokes are playing on puns on the Norwegian language, so the jokes don't really translate very well. However, I've put a small note for each joke. Kalle's joke: (Note: one of the norwegian words for your waist "liv" is the same word for life "liv") Hey! Wouldn't it be cool and smart if the doctor kinda compressed or merged their sentences to save time? Here's an example: A man has been in an accident and is in a coma. When the wife asks how it's going with him, the doctor saves time by cutting down and merging sentences, and thus saving resources and more time for other patients. Doctor: I'm afraid I have bad news for you. Woman: Oh? What then? Doctor: I'm afraid your husband has become paralyzed for the rest of his life, and down (From the waist and down) Vegard's joke is in english Magnus' joke: (Note: The short word for space in Norwegian is "rom", which is the same word as the word for a room in the house "rom") Why did the Swedish astronauts begin to freeze when they left their spaceship? Because they thought it would be "room" temperature.
It's so little covid here in norway so we don't use masks f.ex. We only have to have 1 meter distance between eachother. We norwegians does not like to be too close physically anyway.
