YMS Commentary: Abduction 

To this day, your scene by scene roasting of Spike Lee’s “reinterpretation” of Old Boy is one of the most well thought out and hilarious videos on this Hellscape!

Adam my doctor gave me bad news today and told me I only have between and 50-65 years left to live. I would really love to see the Lion King review before I die because you are my favourite youtube video maker man. Give a dying man his dream!

There's 2 Taylor Lautner movies after Twilight, Tracers and Abduction, the thing is they are identical and interchangeable with each other so no one remembers which one they didn't see (if any)

You know what's sad, Taylor Lautner will never have a chance to redeem himself like Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart had

Omg it's on Netflix, this is going to be my first full YMS commentary I'll listen to :D

So that’s why it appeared on your highlights channel. Can’t wait for the actual product

Silly Adum, this isn’t a Dune review

I paid to see this in theaters on opening night. I was 14. I didn’t hate it. Can’t wait to revisit this and see how wrong I was.

56:25 Depending on how old Lautner's character is supposed to be, someone could indeed be catching 22.

Looks like I know what I’m watching tonight

ive been going through a lot and i just wanna thank you for even an hour of pure happiness and distraction, thank you

i watched this movie when i was like a baby with my mom and sister. i remember questioning my entire little life when the “plot” started to unfold. looking back, i was really gullible as a kid lol. i started freaking out and crying at some point because i remember interrogating my mom like i was some detective or some shit. “are you really my mom? are you sure i’m real? is my sister even my sister or my brother even my brother? where were you on the night of my birth” type-shit haha. my whole world got flipped upside down and i was going 100% Inspector Gadget on everyone lol

I remember I watched with my dad once, at the end if of it we were just like "well that was a thing".

Been dying for a new adum and pals

Props to abduction for not being remember me

Gaelle, sorry if I'm misspelling your name, get some Self-amalgamating tape (silicon tape that fuses to itself, Duck brand sells it at Walmart maybe Asda in CA) cut off about 2 inches (something something centimeters, maybe 6????) and take that and cut it into TWO 1/4in (8mm) strips THEN right near the bend of the glasses' arm you're going to wrap one strip around until it creates a nice bead. THEN when you put on the glasses, the "bead" should fall right behind the weird bone by the ear, so even if you sweat like crazy the glasses should stay on. It's damn near invisible and super inexpensive. I think it's $5 US (Sorry I live in the states) for the roll of tape, that can also be used for a lot of other things. WORKS like a charm.

Its wild seeing the drastic change of paths Robert Patterson and Mr DogMan took after twilight

"Them TBs are at it again!" "---ʷᵃᶦᵗ"

I saw this when I was 12 and after it ended went " Oh so it's a Jason Bourne ripoff?" I never thought about it again until I rewatched it on cable which is the perfect way to watch it tbh

Love to see another video, honestly just commenting for the algorithm

That "snowmobile simulator" he was playing was actually the Modern Warfare 2 campaign lmao

I remember back in the day my friend was obsessed with Twilight and Taylor Lautner. We saw this in theaters, and somehow I still remember it… Or at least I thought I did…

All of my favorite content creators releasing multiple long-form videos one after another? I chose the worst time to start being responsible, as I won't be able to watch any of these videos until this weekend. Looking forward to it, though. I've been needing some Adum snark in my life

Ya know I was just binging your older commentary vids.. so thank you for this. Side note you guys need to do at least one season of the walking dead like how you did 13 reasons why. I bet it would be gold.

Solid commentary, 6/10 closer to a 7 than a 6.

This is a movie. -Everyone after hearing this movie exists.

Yes another another. Please please more of these you and your boys just making fun of it. I enjoy these A lot

911, what's your emergency? Your friends in the background: I'M GAAAYYY! I'M A WOLF! I'm in the hospital

Yes!!!!!!!! Can't wait for the Adam and pals cut.

Finally a use for those Amazon credits I've accumulated.

Oh, A surprise, to be sure, but a welcome one

Taylor is in plenty of movies guys...they're just all made by Adam Sandler

One day, I'll go through all of these commentary tracks when I feel motivated to go acquire the movies.

37:20 guys i don't want to alarm anyone, but taylor is making ''faces''

Nice. Hoping for Dune review soon. 🤞🏻

That game he was playing at the beginning on the TV was Modern Warfare 2

YMS commentaries are like mukbang for bad films.

Your here!

Oh shit I guess I know what I'm watching tomorrow.

Sharkboy.

"Snowmobile simulator" Literally Call of Duty MW2

Couldn't have ask for a better way to enjoy my Monday off.. 🙏

Whenever I see this channel upload a video and there's someone from the Twilight cast in the thumbnail, I click astoundingly fast.

Can’t wait for the Adum and Pals edit

If you pals are looking for more YA movies to roast, I highly recommend the Divergent films. They're so bad it's impressive.

Did anyone else notice that the girl that plays Emily in Paris is wearing an eiffel tower shirt when she tears up that poster of her ex.

I remember seeing this in theaters as my first date ever lmao I forgot this movie was made

Ima be honest here: Lily Colins to me looks more like Bella in here than Kristen Stewart ever did in all the Twilight movies. Problematic or not, I truly believe she would have made the movie sooooooo much better if she had been cast as Bella. And this is coming from someone who LIKES Kristen Stewart.

You could check out Cuckoo, its a British comedy about an annoying American hippy-type who ends up living with an English family, it really suits him. He's not in the first series though as the role is played by Andy Samberg, then they had to replace him and Taylor is supposed to be his son or something. I remember it being purposefully stupid. The show actually works quite well though.

Brilliant

I'm so sad you guys missed the line "I go to the range three times a week. I'm a virgin, what else am I gonna do?"

Tbh I feel like you should be responsible for providing my copy of the moovie.

Scream Queens is fire

I'm not responsible enough

Oh I am saving this for later, need to dig out my DVD 😂

I've seen Rebeltaxi's review to see where this is going. LMFAO

This is low-hanging fruit. 🤣

I remember watching this with my sister and we were cackling at how bad it was

Wait how did they know that is was them looking for an address as the cemetary? It could have literally been a random search from anyone

Twilight Boys!! Free on Tubi btw.

I hope Denzel Whitaker is a real dude.

We didn't have a dishwasher for (about) half a year and our house wasn't fancy 0/10 for realism And yes some birth certificates look printed out on paper but usually have an official stamp/ seal so that if it is copied you can tell real vs copy

I saw this movie in Chinese on a shady website and thought this was a fever dream.

Here we go

When will you decide to watch "OLD" 2021 man? It's from your favorite director of all time

Iam pretty disappointed there wasn’t a chase scene with the M3

Twilight with guns

0:01 Damn bro that was mad funny

6:25 Mans won't let my nigga talk smh

This movie was pretty good I liked it

Please Adum and Pals Adrift with Shailene Woodley

Says 2.8K views for a video that has been uploaded 15 mins ago and has a running time of 1h46... 🤔

The game was one of the COD either 1 or 2 I can’t remember it’s one of the campaign mission or it’s one of the cod’s I don’t remember anymore hahaha

There really couldn’t be more different cities than Vancouver BC and Vancouver WA lol

I was on a charter bus full of girls and each of them brought chick flick movies and one brought this one saying it was the hottest movie ever…. I’m not friends with any of them anymore and the part “Karen..” always gets me

Adam, you should definitely review 'Them' on Amazon Prime since you seemed to like most of Jordan Peele's stuff. They are by different directors but have nearly same style in sense of thriller

YMS clips: *Kissy slurpy noises*

1:26:30 did Gael just say '' no key ya''?

its the man from twilight (its the man from twilight)

Jesus, I forget that I watched this movie sometimes.

Gotta say, he may be an awful actor compared to Pattinson, who's totally embarrassed by twilight But joining up as a coconspirator in Sandler's great comedy scam to make bank pumping out dumpster fires is a very profitable role, not respectable but it works for his skill level hahah

that PYAH around 5 mins in.. Soda a gay

Oh shit man, now do BORN BAD, starring The Guy Who Played Mike.

A foolish man complains about his torn pocket. A wise man uses it to scratch his nuts.

this is too long i have to go to work soon adam

Lets fucking goooooooooooo!!!!

This fucking movie, for fucks sake. There's people after him and they're just pissing about as if nothing is happening for fucks sake.

thank god its on netflix

Epic video

Mr. Dog Man Taylor? 🤣🤣

Ight imma need u to make this an Adum And Friends

Man that wasn't even that awful, it was definitely stupid but at least it wasn't super boring

can you review Dune?

Those two white parents did not make Taylor Lautner, in no universe does that happen.

Contact Jake, maybe he will watch a movie and do a commentary with yall. lol

Okay, but what was the plot to this movie? I still don’t know.

mugugus moment

Nice video yo don't let the hate comments get to you. Your doing great 😤

Only heard about this movie years ago through my sister and she said it was awful, not surprised that Adam ended up watching it lol

this is pretty good but are you gonna reveiw the new DUNE movie