indeed. Most people don't know this, but you need to "purge" your microbiome to reset it. This can be achived by half-starving for a few years. Live on a minimum amount of food. As your appetite fades away, this is a sign that the organisms in your gut which crave certain food at certain times and signal your brain for food have begun to die. Now you can start fresh and be in control of your appetite for once.
@@timetobailAs a true and pure yogurt male, I consider you very unintelligent. Lactose intolerance is common in all non European peoples, not just criminals. I would advise you to reassess why you’re alive less you find yourself dead not just in body but spirit.
Fellow Yogurt Male here. The Yogurt Pill is the only way for me tbh. Tried it all Red, Blue, Black ... you name it. I am so thankful for this powerful ASMR, Thanks brother.
sleeping to this to unleash my true yogurt male powers, i can already feel my flesh melting into yogurt. thank you, Colaws and Amerikaner, for unleashing my yogurt metamorphosis.
Yogurt Male traits: -Eat greek yogurt -overthrow Athens after winning the Pelepponese war -rule over the town with 29 other despots -be named Peison -steal silver from the metics like a real scoundrel
My best friend literally dropped a dude over yogurt. They were hooking up pretty regularly for YEARS and one day she saw him eating yogurt and left. Blocked him on everything and never saw him again. She was just so disgusted
By the power of yak yogurt the Mongol Empire conquered the largest contiguous empire in history, while the Chinese rice gruel diet left them too stunted and underdeveloped to fight compared to a common Mongol troop who was nourished by superior meat and dairy products.
This video is so good that I became a registered threat to humanity. No breast shall be full of milk, no fridge shall be full of yogurt with me around the parts
Yogurt male here, unless you've had bulgarian yogurt, the one that ferments with the bacteria called Lactobacillus Bulgaricus, you just haven't had the full yogurt experience. My personal favourite is the one made from goat milk
I actually fucking giggled like a small child for 5 minutes after each powerful, yogurt induced phrase. (i havent laughed like that in years) Subscribed and stole all the yogurt fron my local grocery stores, 11/10
Many people think they’re Yogurt Men when they’re just little Yoplait Bois, pretending with their cute plastic cups. I’m eating Yogurt right now. My last meal before that? Yogurt. I make it myself with so far superior quality to what you find in stores it’s not even a competition. It’s laughable. I’m even making some right now. It tastes like ice cream. My Bulgarian yogurt is so goddamn thick it can be ate with a toothpick, and that’s without even straining it, which is what wimps do. There is no lactose remaining, so it can be shared with everyone. I even built my own custom Yogurt incubator because anything else was too small and pathetic for my consumption.
While I have had the occasional non yogurt snack, I have realised/discovered that I am a yogurt male after finding out this exists. I have been transitioning to yogurt male since September, and I have already found out how to tell my gut cells to produce chocolate yogurt instead of shit I have been living on yogurt and the whey liquid that's on it for an entire month. Chocolate, vanilla, strawberry, peach, ect and I already feel powerful. While I am severely addicted to yogurt. Once in a very long while, I'll go to a fast food joint or restaurant and eat something from there. I do hope that I can transition to full yogurt male and become God among these non-yogurt sigmas and alphas.
As someone who was a lactose intolerant subhuman virgin, I've been edging to, & eating yogurt for days now. Yea, sure i may blow up my toilet at night, & have gone into debt due to the plumbing bills, but at least I'm a greek yogurt gooning alpha male now.
This has helped me realize my true power. Colaws has brought my subtype of male to my full attention. I forget about the yogurt part, but when he said I'm not allowed within 100 meters of a school... I felt that.
Girl here who stumbled upon this. I fucking cried while listening to this. Very proud of everyone who decided to eat a yogurt instead of hurting women and children with toxic masculinity. Definitely have to say that men who prioritize health and wellness are definitely a green flag
Fellow yogurt male here: I guided my woman to the Chobani lifestyle and she hasn’t turned back. She’s much more obedient, modest, and most of all- loves children. We had to move though because the neighbors found out. 🤘🏽keep it up, spoon it out
yes, anyone of any gender can be a yogurt male. Don't let the woke radical left liberal cultural marxist red fascist judeo-bolshevik agenda stop you from being who you truly are
All of my life, I have been searching for the perfect man. I have attempted to pursue alpha and sigma males, but none of them could fill the void deep within me. Now, I finally have the answer to fill the void within me: yogurt males. Society has brainwashed me into believing that alphas and sigmas are the superior males, but I know the truth now. This video has enlightened me beyond the mortal realm. I have truly ascended to the highest plain of dairy filled existence. Share this video with everyone you know. Spread the word of yogurt.
Bro wtf I had earbuds in, sitting in hallway with bunch of other people and the moment I click this fuciing video my buds disconnect and it took me like a minute to realize
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