You Are Not A Hero | House M.D.. 

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And that stupid dog!

Thank you for this comment, made my night 🤣🤣

its was clearly Old Man Jenkins trying to cash in a life insurance policy. they found him tied up later in his Subway Spectre costume.

Lol

true lmao

it's just a show inb4: "no shit sherlock" fun fact this show is kinda based of on sherlock series and genre vibe as inspiration

Is isn’t it a clinic so it’s all free I never really watched the show from start to finish

@@callmenorman631 What? There's a free clinic, and then there's the hospital.

House is a specialist with his own team so his treatment for his cases are probably super expensive but as part of the hospital’s public service he’s required to do free clinic hours. Those are just short walk-ins, usually nothing serious.

Dejah Witherspoon 😂😂😂

Just like you would :)

This made me laugh harder than the Shaggy references. 😂

@@mads2858 Are you insecure dude?!?!?!

What button to help??

Punk Stevo

I always think of him as Cereal Killer from Hackers

Well... he's either Shaggy Rogers, one of the guys from "without a paddle", one of the peeps on "L&O:SVU" or what the other dude mentioned.

Everyone has that one "iconic" role. Just like everyone thinks of Jack wh3n they see Leo D in smth.

no one remembers him from Scream?

@Christopher oh so there is a checkbox ajd you have to be succesfull huh?

@Christopher sounds like gatekeeping good intentions but ok.

@Christopher if you look, if he didn't move her into the center by getting down, she was gonna enjoy a train running halfway over her body. You wouldn't have saved her

One good act doth not a hero make

@@IllBeaAround Shut up shakespeare

But in reality Shaggy had to hold back his power too much to stop that train from getting crushed, which realistically meant he used 1e-6000000000000 of his power, leaving him susceptible to a virus. After recovering back to 0.00000000000001% Wilson was unfortunate enough to catch all the radiation that came from him powering up again.

The only power shaggy had was running away, and swallowing foot long subs in one gulp. You guys are idiots, shit's not even funny.

J Weezy no ur not funny

@@jibblesq 👍

@@jibblesq if master shaggy willed it you'd be dead so shut your pathetic little mouth

I wouldn't jump on the tracks unless it was someone i loved a whole lot. Like in While You Were Sleeping. Sorry, lady on the tracks... 😕 I dunno why they don't put ladders or hidey holes on the side so people can escape.

Yep that's exactly what other people think in real life and somebody else gets a knock in their door that their daughter, wife, mother has passed because they didnt matter to upl like you. Hope you don't get a knock like that one day

@@janesmith699 they actually do put indents on the wall for that reason

@@lemonsqweezy9532 didn't seem to help that guy.

think about how much worse it would be if everyone jumped in, crab in a bucket syndrome.

A paramedic once told me nearly the same thing after noting I was the first -- and only -- responder to a violent street mugging. Nobody else tried to stop the bastard (he fled; no idea what happened to him) and I got a deep laceration across my forearm for my efforts. But that was the worst of it. Nobody lost anything more than their dignity that night. More importantly to me, that paramedic inspired me to pursue a career in medicine. I'd initially considered becoming a paramedic myself, but eventually I settled on rural veterinary training.

An impulse is an animal's instinct, a sub-conscious that overrides a person's usual thought process and makes him impulsive, or you could say "beastly". The thing is, this natural instinct comes with the mind's judgment of one's physical capabilities, if you know you're strong then you have a tendency to be more heroic than others. This person has not come face to face with near-death experiences before thus resulting in blind confidence, or that he has come face to face with one and managed to get lucky thus resulting in blind confidence as well. Therefore, he is no hero, just a person who sub-consciously believes he has the ability to overcome large difficulties, and thus is more irrational and impulsive than other bystanders. You and I, as normal rational human beings, are fully aware of our incapabilities, that is why you won't risk your life because you know that the possibility of dying is larger than succeeding in a rescue. At least, your body knows. This man is simply impulsive, had he actually failed or experienced something similar before, his body's impulse would refrain him from doing it. In conclusion, he is inexperienced and has poor self-evaluation, which is the common cause for most civilian heroism, usually resulting in death. That said, "hero" is a title given by those saved so I wouldn't say that he is no hero, but I would say he isn't innately heroic or actually strong enough to be one. This is a fool's courage.

@@enochlo9156 You're forgetting that self preservation is also an impulse. I think House was criticizing the concept of heroism altogether, rather than criticizing the man's actions. I can only speak from experience, and that is experience as a rural veterinarian. It takes more than simple courage to overcome the impulse of self preservation. So yes, the man acted heroically, but heroism itself is stupid.

I think he was more critiquing the idea of being heroic to get famous

@@dylanwight5764 first of all, i have never said that self preservation is not an impulse. As I have indicated, the clear understanding of the extent of one's physical capabilities influences one's impulsive behaviour. Ur missing the point, the point is that this man has not properly assessed himself, leading himself to believe that he can be a hero without dying. Self preservation mechanisms only activate when ur sub-conscious and ur body screams "NO" knowing u will die, and in this case his did not trigger because he doesn't know he's weak. There is nothing more to 'take' to overcome this impulse, his impulsive self preservation mechanism simply did not trigger. U claim to be a rural veterinarian, then u should clearly understand the importance of training. It makes u stronger and ur body acknowledges it, causing the impulsive self-preservation mechanisms to trigger on much extreme terms. Since ur physical capabilities exceed that of a normal "dude". obviously the conditions for triggering it are much harsher, for example if u know u can jump off a two-storey building knowing ur legs wont break, then u'll probably jump to save urself. Normal people know that they will probably die, therefore their mechanism is activated to prevent themselve from doing anything stupid. Your mechanism will only stop u from jumping if the building is three levels high or more. It doesn't take more than courage to overcome it, in fact it doesn't take anything at all, because their's simply did not trigger at all. They are still rational and capable of logical decision making because it is not impulse. You notice when the man tried to pull back and leave the rails, panicking and yelling for help? It's because that is when his mechanism triggered, only a bit too late.

one good deed does not make someone hero, and sacrificing yourself for a total stranger is just plain stupid

@@sebastiansantana2447 If others had helped too, he'd have not been driven over by a train.

@@Tommuli_Haudankaivaja or they would have

@@sebastiansantana2447 if 2 decently strong people jumped down and dragged the woman up and the others would've pulled her up, they'd have been done before the train came.

This ratio makes the op a hero

and then shaggy lifted the train from atop himself, he loves an audience.

@@conan2096 How the f did I not notice it was him??

@@conan2096 omg that’s matthew lillard????

@@conan2096 And that wasn't even 5% of his true power.

I was about to say the same, her expression is so good

He still does stuff.

he was in bosch a while back

Matthew Lillard is the current voice of Shaggy succeeding Casey Kasem

Bobby Lawson I know. But I prefer him in front of the camera.

Hasoon nine I don't watch.

Pav Stamp lol

pls

-House dies- everyone dies in the end

0.01% Is all he has these days.

@@darkb4light06 is all he *USES*

Me too

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I KNEW IT!!

Everybody here remembers him as shaggy but for me he'll always be Stu from Scream. He was also in 13 Ghosts.

Actually the episode came out a long time before the meme

Or how awesome he is in the awesome Scream.

@@janesmith699 good. Good.

Same the comments are hilarious

Can't you read? Literally everyone in the comments is talking about this. Open your eyes when you are not busy being so smug

HOLY SHIT, THIS REALLY IS A SCOOBY DOO CROSSOVER! Just in an alternate universe.

Shaggy only used 0.001% of his power during the entire production of the Scooby Doo. Think about this.

He is going to do good deeds because he used to be a serial killer and after being electrocuted he saw Jesus and decided to become good.

The fuck instrument was Scooby supposed to play?

Eric Schuh scoob plays bass

House pointed out he was always a hero, even before helping her

@@kate39826 no his argument was he was not a hero, before or after.

Not Squidward That Shaggy dude is going to kill himself with that pride.

@@keeperkai999 Not quite. His argument is that he wasn't a _better person_ before or after.

Not Squidward through out the season house is unpredictable

I still cant remember!!! Im so dumb

Its joey from friends

@@blakebecker32 but also billy from scream.

He was also amazing with Carol Burnett in SVU.

It's shaggy

They probably had the biggest shit-eating grin as they were posting this knowing what the comments would be like

best crossover

but if its inexchange, how is it free chemo?

They could call it WHITE HOUSE

@@lemonsqweezy9532 probably.

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House did not belittle him but spoke the truth. That comeback was petty af.

That's awkward; I'm screaming.

Yeah it’s a scream baby

Points scored!

Haha. ❤️

@Slice Dice nothing gets by you

Yeah cant believe it either

Hey ur not a House fan if u haven't watched the whole series at least twice. Just sayin

Wait until you find out Jeremy Renner was too.

Cause he wasn’t famous then

Personally I always see it as House had performed life altering cures and miracle solutions to save lifes or even to diagnose the proper treatment, yet he's treated like a madman by those he's closest with. He's a tragic character where his depression causes a very apathetic view, to distract himself from his work he takes the most complicated jobs so he can focus on diagnostics and solving puzzles with the human body. He knows what can and cannot kill patients so he uses his team as an advisory of medical students with talent. Once they have learned enough he fires them and he hires new people. We see it often and every season. And despite all his efforts with his team, it's still not enough for anyones approval, meanwhile the hospital and Cuddy reap the rewards that house is basically making them.

If anything, hero's are kinda those people who run in to help without second thought.

House's read on him wasn't entirely wrong, though. He can be a "hero" to his loser band buddies. He can be a "hero" to a complete and total stranger (and a subway station full of onlookers). But he can't even bring himself to be a hero to his daughter and her mother. House saw him getting a big head. We've seen it in all sorts of people for all sorts of reasons, including non-ego-driven ones: they get this sudden urge to get their life together and then the MOMENT they might have to be held to it, they bail out. So, maybe he's a "hero" in a more literal, almost comic-book sense (thus House's Batman read), sure. But using the actual term is dangerous to use around chronic underachievers like this guy. He could be a hero, I guess. But he's not a great guy.

Like endeavour

House didn't aruge that he was a hero to the woman he saved, he argued against masses worshipping the guy. Doing one heroic thing does NOT make him a hero in general (yes, to that woman of course). Being a hero means chosing to do a difficult thing AGAIN AND AGAIN. That was a one-time thing, commendanle and brave of course, but doesn't make him a different person. I also think the guy's wife expressed her frustration that he jumped on the track in front of their daughter which could have traumatized her (thus prioritizing a stranger over her).

​@syd bohne You are mixing up courage and determination. Both are heroic qualities. The show just forced a debate when there none really, just subjective views and rethorics on definitions and semantics.

Yeah,I like to believe a rude doctor like House wouldn't be allowed to talk to patients in real life

@@lozensfire 🤣🤣🤣

SirRyu22 is perfect

This episode came out in 2011

@@ghostquake86 As in made the video, not made the episode

@@drunkenwhaler9507 Ah I see.

@@drunkenwhaler9507 they said well played house md which seems to imply to mean it towards the show/producers.

Yeah... Who killed Casey and Steve. A true mystery... 🤔

The mother could have had chickenpox already when she was a kid herself. It is pretty common, she would be safe in that case

if you get it as a kid you're immune as an adult.

You say that like it's a bad thing

@@bowie3713 You bad thing like say it's that a.

Johnny Testickle, We are all puppets to him in his game that we call life And Free will is just a construct/An allusion he made to hide the fact that we are his creations now since he killed God

Captain Price sir special air service sir

Yeah, wtf is that all about. He was a much better ghost face.

I don't think you know what the word "spontaneously" means. Or you didn't understand the implication of them playing RPS immediately after Foreman says, "She's a student... somebody has to go with her." Which I think would be more concerning, but I'm not sure.

Alex more like 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001%

Good girls on netflix 🙌

SLC Punk tho

"Cuddy"

i love you

Well, I read it in his voice.

You’re heart will stop June 6, 2019 at 10:42 ET

@@UserHasDied I wish lol

somebody take a picture of this its going to solve a murder

Trey Karz am or pm

It usually takes 0.8% to restore it but he used 2.71% because it was a Sunday.

But he only used 0.0000001% of his true acting power

@J Wil shut up you don't know love

melissa craig He's got that disheveled hot guy look

Yessssss 😂❤️

melissa craig Yeah he is. He is hot af!!!!!

But he killed Casey. That wasn't very nice.

Actually 0.000000000000000000000001% at most

Good Observation

@@conanbrodie6670 1 to the power of -9999999999999999999999999999999 % of his power

To be fair he didn't do much either. Would've been pretty easy to just pick her up but no.

He can't have seizures. Seizure have Shaggys. Think about it. ;)

He was just noving really fast.. using .0000001% of his energy

There is a type of illness where seizures can be passed from physical contact I've forgotten what it's called but it's a virus i think or bacteria and basicalkynone of the symptoms of the disease is seizures

@@miraa.2495 Yeah, I was thinking something along those lines - thus why they should have looked at the other victim as well rather than treated them as isolated cases.

@@quillmaurer6563 I'm pretty sure they do eventually I mean it is house, I'm pretty sure it was on house I heard it that or Chicago med

@@quillmaurer6563 She was wearing a bracelet that said she has epilepsy

@@kierrarobertson4677 Ah, things not shown in this clip, good info. Even so, I'd still think the correlation is worth investigating - even if she had Epilepsy, maybe that wasn't the cause of this seizure, or there was an outside factor that triggered it for her and also did so for Matthew Lillard. Especially as weird as the final explanations usually are in House episodes.

We're gonna find out in ten years that that wasn't even scripted, Amber Tamblynn was just that annoying. 😂

Not much risk you can just climb back out

@@popinmo well if it wadnt that risky i guess everyone wouldve jumped without hesitation right?

@@diegorjalvarado en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bystander_effect

@@diegorjalvarado its called the bystandard effect

@@abigailtrumbo178 yea its due to the bystanard effect

Dude they are writers of fiction. This is all fiction. Not real people. Fiction writers live in a bubble.

House is right.

Is House a hero then

House, like Holmes is quite a flawed character, despite his mazing observational and deductive abilities.

House was right.

I was looking for one of these comments lmao

That wasn't his daughter. IT WAS HIS NEXT VIICTIIIIM!

Love it Boo right. Bill gates is evil

Being a good man gives you the potential to be a hero

Peter Smith How is he evil? Because he doesn’t share the money he Earned? Be honest you wouldn’t give money to random strangers

@@idontgotagun9867 I think that was a sarcastic statement. I think he was saying, "Right, and Bill Gates is evil". That or he's just being one of those rich-hating socialists.

@@idontgotagun9867 Bill Gates is one of the most charitable men.

sir cumfrance NOOOOO