Medieval Idiots | House M.D.. 

He doesn't even dress like a modern Doctor

Especially nowadays. 😕

I think plague doctors weren't around in medieval times. If i remember correctly the first design for their suits was made around the modern era, ~1600

@@mthabisimoyo9034 Also… he should’ve danced to Gangsta’s Paradise!

@Arcojin - Carlos H. You are correct Plauge Doctors didn't wear the iconic masks till the 17th century. A plauge doctor in the era of the Black Death would've worn an oversized leather coat with a hood, drench head to toe in lavender oils. People of the past were convinced disease was associated with bad odors (the aforementioned masks had sprigs of rosemary in the nose). Interestingly the constant reapplication of oils may in fact have washed off germs and maybe the basis for contemporary reports of doctors having low rates of sickness.

Same

She does

And right they were

get your jacket we are moving you upstairs Bill

@@blondegirlsezthis8798f o

can you translate that into lamens terms?

@@alfieburns9019 everyone is having fun at an outdoor bbq and house looks like steve jobs is about to lose every cent he's got. (i'm aware steve is dead. just pretend he's alive in this example.)

XD thanks

David Linn did joey ever find you?

@@inBODwetrust13 I believe that's a friends reference and it's been used on me once before. it's only after this latest duckduckgo search that i find out who he is. i don't know the story of him and joey as i've never seen a full episode of friends. i do like joey for his masculinity and confidence, but i think he's an idiot.

Ajay Prasad 28 days later..

@@MsTinkerbelle87 weeks

@@MrHarrystank I don't understand why. You, and the guy, are still _humans_ and eye injuries that discolor the white parts aren't too uncommon for people to freak. Besides, it looks cool.

When i was in middle school. There were these trees infront of my school library. I was a big nerd and a tall butter ball. I would go to the library and i would sneeze and than one day the blood vessels in my eyes burst. I wore glasses and the look of my eyes was crazy thru my glasses. I scared my best friend with my eyes that whole week. They sent me home. I scared her all week in school that week and now we laugh about it. I thought it was cool.

I got that from sneezing once

in his defense, hemlock and wild carrot are pretty much identical. not sure how house would figure it out- the best way is the location they grow in

@@nos5915 there is a slight difference in the stem pattern of the plants. They can be easily confused if you are not familiar.

@@nos5915 True, but hemlock is very dangerous and it should be thoroughly checked to see whether your wild carrots are actually wild carrots

I always laugh at that line 😄 If it was real life, there is a high chance that they would have gotten a skin rash from touching the plant while harvesting it. Every part of hemlock is toxic and any form of exposure (breathing the pollen, skin contact, etc.) can be a hazard.

@@nos5915 wild carrots smell like carrots. 100% always everytime. If it no smell like a carrot...its not a carrot.

Jesus, just watch online.

download showbox on your phone. tons of shows. even house md

It’s on Amazon Prime.

I did

It's on amazon prime

House about we go sleuthing?

Or it could be that House sounds like Holmes. Sherlock Holmes.

Aren’t you the world record egg?

Brass Bear David Shore did base the characters of House and Wilson on Holmes and Watson

They call him house because the series is based on sherlock holmes... Holmes House Wilson watson

I came for Olivia Wilde, I did not realize the video was 10 mins long.

when its done right, yes!!

With excellent editing, yes.

Yeah, all that character building and arcs, funny B plots, stupid B plots, useless C plots, none of those matter at all to a series, totally inconsequential xD That being said, I like these single edited stories for rewatches, when I don't wanna watch a whole episode and hear about Cuddy's thong, just the medical mystery bit

That they're bloated?

Same

So did house when that car crash victim came in.

That's not how that works with women you have to spend alot of money and jump though many many hoops just for you to get replaced or just straight up used.

@@generalhospital8208 you're dating the wrong kind of women bro

In My experience, people who think like you are actually a lot less nicer than they pretend to be.

Also, she has a rad sense of humor.

And she was hot af

And she always, ALWAYS, washed her hands after urinating.

Too bad if she was a woman during the Enlightenment period she’d probably get burned as a witch for reading a book 😓

Kinda sad when you think about it, people were so superstitious that mental illness and moldy bread got people burned alive. Could you imagine what those same people would do if they traveled to 2020? They’d commit ritual suicide once they found out you could vote. I wonder which things we do now will be thought of as crazy in 400 years.

Lol

Non-chalant

Look at 7:03 and you have the reason 😉

@@mli3793 Yeah, Chase ruined the fun for all of us.

@@RandalfElVikingo he always does :P

There's actually a very funny story about that and why it never shows. The director was a hard ass when it came to who played house and he was certain only an American could do so. Well Hugh didn't know that and sent in an audition tape from his motel bathroom, his accent was so convincing that the director didn't notice

No kidding. The guy has been doing so much eork forever. I liked him in Black Adder.

@deekat3279 brits can do better American accents than most of us can do British accents xD

@deekat3279 why would he have to be dumb?

@deekat3279 ... He said YOU'VE heard American accents before whereas WE hear exaggerated or wrong ones. I'm not sure how you got his assumption that you were American or don't watch British entertainment from THAT, but that's not what he was saying at all. Now who's the idiot?

Miraak she won the genetic lottery

well pretty girls don't need chests. It helps but not needed. That's what the pretty face is there for.

Vladislav Starikov ironic that her character has Huntington’s

She has excellent facial symmetry almost if not perfect doesn't seem like something that you'd ordinarily notice but subconsciously its one of the key factors we find most attractive in a mate

I know right, leave some for the rest of us! 🥺

Because Netflix are idiots

It’s on amazon if you have prime

I guess House was right about you

It's lupus

Harsha Vardhan it never is

SCE2AUX Wild carrot juice

Wild carrot

Hemlock, also my mom loved that movie!

Socrates drank willingly though coz he was facing death by crucifixion for "tainting the minds if youths".

@@ShadowMoon878 You cant crucify scarecrows. They live on sticks.

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welcome to medicine!

No wonder House's motto is people always lie

Everybody lies

@Speaking Truth - or people who think they're not diabetic, because they take insulin.... *face palm*

People tend to view doctors as authoritative figures rather than someone who doesn't care what drugs you've done and just wants to do their job and fix you.

A Lord Percy throwback would have been great.

​@@NACAM42 Blackadder references are fun

@@NACAM42 Or even Bertie Wooster.

Someone needs to make a rap battle of the two.

Ainz Ooal Gown ohh the arrogance would be to much for this universe

@@lunaamakura7683 add in tony stark, and the multiverse would be gone.

That is the best thing ever

Chuck Walter white in the mix and what do you get?

The reason I clicked, and also to hear House say it 😂

Renaissance English is closer to American English than British English.

@@godowskygodowsky1155 Actually, Renaissance English speakers sounded more like pirates than anything. The British West Country accent is the closest to it by far. But compared to the more well known British accent, I disagree that the American accent is closer. Both accents retained different things from Renaissance English. For example: Americans pronounce the "r" more at the ends of syllables, but the British are better at pronouncing "t" in the middle of words.

@@TonyMishima92 Afaict the closest modern dialect to Original Pronunciation would be some regional variant of Northern England English or perhaps Irish English, but between General American English and Received Pronunciation, I've found that (beyond just rhoticity) GAE does a better job of maintaining the original vowels. Either way, it wouldn't be more historically accurate for someone to break out in modern RP at a Renaissance Fair.

@@godowskygodowsky1155 Hmm. No, I'd still have to say that West Country is the closest to Early Modern English, but Hiberno English is surprisingly close too. It is true that GAE has more of the flatter vowel sounds compared to RP, but GAE also has recent vowel mergers not present in RP. Overall, they aren't 'exactly' divergent from EME, so I think it would be fair to say that GAE is closer if we had to pick one. However, it's not to an extent where I'd say it's 'wrong' to instead choose RP for the sake of historical accuracy. Just as an excuse for House to use his real accent, it would've been fine.

I fucking love comment conversations like this.

Vintage Camera Girl, the way he bounced off too. And the key landed, and how Thirteen daintily opened the door. I broke the replay button on thar sequence.

3:37

NERD!

Or Necromancer. Whatever fills the void lol.

Actually the correct term would be necromancer

A male witch is still called a witch, peasant.

Yeah he did not hide that very good he has to hand in his man card for getting caught like that and after a few weeks he can have it back lol

Came here for this comment 😂

Give timestamp for it

@@prajwaljarali 7:01

@@cheeseburger7788 thanks

Oh, I see... ha, didn't notice that.

No, what is making her uncomfortable is that she don't have anything to show off. Her face more than makes up for it, but yeah, mosquito bites are sometimes annoying when you can barley make a crack with them.

funny how taub has seen more of that pair than chase has. ;p

@@gutz1981 How's the divorce my dude?

@@alexeistrife56 Perfect. I took the red pill and never got married and I have friends with benefits instead. That way I keep my money and house and have fun with different women. Its a win win.

Then you need to watch Blackadder a British sitcom where House plays quite the opposite character a posh English idiot. Or the iconic show Jeeves and Wooster. You will see just how good Hugh Laurie is at comedy.

Please watch the Truth of God with Pastor Gino Jennings on RU-vid.

Keneil Richards Dude, you need to stop advertising.

Bit late only saw this comment now haha, but I totally agree. I've been binging all these clips and I really rely on them to find interesting episodes that I'm curious to watch the entirety of, and I've found SO MANY errors. I keep a Google Doc of them and it's over one page long, lmao.

@@elizabethgrace5840 please watch the Truth of God with Pastor Gino Jennings on RU-vid.

@@keneilrichards3014 Stop advertising. Nobody cares.

Cuddy : House! 1980's!

House: 'You sure? They weren't specific.

I think more than he thought she would be happier with her husband House didn't want to change as he grew accustomed to his misery and loneliness.

House doesn't believe that people can change,and they were together before. He knew/believed he knew how things were going to end up,so he wasn't willing to try again both for his and her sake.

House is also an idiot when it comes to relationships, doesn't change that this guy is too. Also he seems to be forgetting that his friend poisoned him

Well, if it worked out that way, then he was right.

@@yevgeniyaleshchenko849 I deeply disagree here. He was happier with her than in any situation during the show, everything between them was fire and softness coming and going in shifts. The only woman he really cared for more than he cared for himself. I think this went too deeply in his guts and he knew it will eventually blow up, its just a matter of when. Plus feeling of the option of being replaced grows stronger in time.

And the neckline is still wrong for that.

House bought it. I don't think he was concerned with accuracy.

Sara Samaletdin They went to “The Renaissance Fair”

I thought it was a Renaissance fair

I mean, if we're going there, the armour and weapons were also all mixed up, and the fighting was stupid at best, fatally stupid at worst.

House would be a True Neutral multiclass wizard (or sorcerer)/cleric/rogue. You're welcome.

What's OP DND?

@@jjccg9415 OP is short for Over Powered. DND is an abbreviation for Dungeons And Dragons.

The vicious mockery would be out of this world

DMs everywhere: Write that down! Write that down!

House the other 30% of the time: "Drug this dumbass till they tell the truth!"

It was a root plant after all

Sir Wolfe Wow, for once a nice comment about 13 that isn’t about how pretty she is! Thanks for that.

@@BadWolfSilence Are you Olivia Wilde maybe?

@@BadWolfSilence not for once.

yea good luck with that lol. Finding a woman who is top 10 in Hollywood attractive and also has a down to earth personality you can be friends with who can also talk to you about relationships... An average guy might have a little bit of difficulty with that one lol. And, that's not to disparage women btw, it's just that Olivia Wilde's character on this show would incredibly rare to find irl.

@@thekamotodragon bro you talkin' about her like she a fucking blue eyes white dragon

I first thought that as well, but then I just finished watching "Reign" and he bears a striking resemblance to the character "Stéphane Narcisse" played by Craig Parker.

Yes. I, too, LOVED the Black Adder! The best part was how the series took you through English history. Miranda Richardson as Queen Elizabeth was as fun as f*ck, etc.

Luck luck luck luck luck lucky us

I thought the same after watching most of these episodes.

Dumpadore It’s so much that thinking about it is dangerous

1500 gold

House usually messes up the system so that his patients don't pay ridiculous amounts in medical payments considering his treatments can be experimental and last a long while.

A whole team of doctors would be very expensive

Lol

I know what's killing your patient, doctor... Yeah? What? Magic!

House goes to a medieval carnival dressed as Prince Ludwig the Indestructible, so his patient doesn't die howibly. He should have gone to Putney, to talk to the Wise Woman (She is called that...because she is wise) and bought some leeches.

@@baldrick2352 and if the patient does die, he can offer his sincere apologees

@@reenarawat5537 Aaah, another Blackadder aficionado. (Not many people will know the proper pronunciation of 'apologees'). Pleased to meet you.

Alas! it nay be Lupus

most every story on the show comes down to the line "everybody lies". people always hide one thing, and once house finds out what it is it fixes the problems but damages relationships

@@DRKLCNS1 That's the real "tissue" damage. : D

Pride goeth before the fall. He didn't want to admit that he'd cheated like that.

this show is why i tell my doc everything even the most embarrassing things.

I thought he got poisoned by the king

Or Cameron.

@@aaroncollins6411 Cameron def woulda filled it out even better since the boob job too lol

she does that in every video clip I've seen today (psychopath one was just before this)

With some bad luck it IS the last look you will see on your medical professionals face

i was thinking the same.

You need so much lead to actually hurt you, or else you'd have 100 million dead fishermen every year.

That's because insurance only pays them for X amount of time. It's a ridiculous system, built on false economies. Sure, you might save a little money by getting docs to see more patients, but if they can't properly diagnose and treat them in that time, you're setting the stage for advanced and extremely-expensive illnesses that could have been caught and managed early. This is part of why single-payer is a far-superior system.

You are acting like house hasn't done this before

This is absolutely a valid argument; however noone can't decide for another person what happiness should be like for him/her. This guy basically took her agency away deciding FOR her what her happiness should be. His main argument was money and that her fiance could ''take good care'' of her. Lol, is she a princess or a child, is she not capable of taking care about herself? And I am not talking about ''feminism'' or current trends, just common sense and basic rules - you don't get to decide for other person. If they talked and she explicitly said that she would like to stay with her fiance - then it would be noble, sure. In this case - he's beign a martyr and arrogant one by deciding for other people. And a coward/

@@yevgeniyaleshchenko849 I'm not entirely sure that is what he means. Fromm what I could gather, he meant that even though he wanted to be with that girl, she was clearly more happy with her boyfriend, so he settled for it.

@@ParaworldFan99 I understand your point, maybe you' re right (and in this case it is noble, sure) but it wasn't clear from the episode actually if that girl was happy with her fiance. In fact , it was implied that the girl also had some feelings for him, she chose him as her knight, she spent way too much time with him at the hospital, even 13 noticed that. They never made it clear. And girl's fiance aka King had some jealousy towards the knight so something was there. Even the way she looked at the knight, it's not how friends look at each other. Sure, she still stayed with her boyfriend but it was hinted that if the knight made a move or at least confessed his feelings, she might have reconsidered her choice. I think he made the choice based on his idealistic concepts (that knights can't look at King's wife etcetera) and his fear that he was not good enough for her. I don't think he really knew if she was happy, I think he convinced himself of that to justify his indeciviness. Anyway, that's just how I see it

@@yevgeniyaleshchenko849 Which look are you talking about?

Eugeniya Leshenko In equal fairness, I don't believe she ever offered either. You don't play safe by staying in a relationship and trying to land the guy honoring it and a good friend. He's not taking away her autonomy. She's not exercising it. Which is why House and 13, who don't hold to any honor system, and will backstab friends and allies, are insulting him - although its weird I don't recall them calling her on it but its been years. Point is they can be kings, but like most kings their seeking out that position in that manner is a large mark against their having it

You probably are and don't know it yet.

Oof

Why...

Mike Wazowski lol mike youre a ball with an eye and 2 legs

@Mike Wazowski I must protest sir, in the strongest possible terms your absurd reductionism of the dimensional significance pertaining to the perspective generated by the immediate linear interlocutor. The correct form, dear sir, is the oblate.

Hedgehogs don’t do medieval or do they

@@shadowdance4666 Ever heard of Sonic and the Black Knight?

C it’s only a flesh wound

@@shadowdance4666 A flesh wound? You're missing your limbs.

C I’ve had worse

Does she collect them or build them?

Granted they did have a copy of the Necronomicon. I just noticed that.

yes, and?

Neonz27 “You’re a WITCH!” “Wood carver!”

If he was the same weight as a duck and therefore made of wood, he would be a witch. Surprised house did not check this

@@neonz2712 Lmao

You don't always get the girl, the beat you can do is ask, most proposals get rejected anyways so you'll have rejections more often than acceptance. Thirteen is right, an attempt should be made either way.

@@harshivpatel6238 I think I'll just wait till someone actually starts doing the asking part. Been 2 years since I posted the original comment and I've been rejected for the last 2 years straight... nothing has changed so I'm gonna change, see if that works

THIS COMMENT NEEDS MORE LIKES Btw idk why but it seems they messed up all the episodes Edit: this is not season 6 episode 18

male witches are called warlocks anyway

Because most people don't know what it's used for

No, like every show it's made for everyone to enjoy.

Lol no.. This is clearly csi with white coats

@@thisuser8358 True.. I'm an engineer and I watch this show... The show is awesome

Good observation funny they missed it

He is letting her marry a poisoner. If the guy almost kill his best friend out of jealously, he surely will be an awful, dominant paranoic husband at best. He is just too coward to ask her for a chance.

@@michaelmcdoesntexist1459 The king thought they were carrots, William was the only Knight also taking steroids, which reacted with the hemlock! It was an accidental poisoning, caused by Will cheating at swordplay!

Coffee addict Express, when life kicks you in the gut.

fetche la vache!

NI

What a strange person!

That.... was not, in fact, particularly British clothing. It’s ren faire clothing, which makes it American as shit.

@Roderick storey Our Renn Faires have Steampunk, elves, wizards, with random SG teams (Stargate) and Starfleet Away Teams. Most, myself included, will design or put together garb based on looks rather than historical accuracy. Example, my primary outfit is based heavily on the main character from the Quest for Glory series (specifically, Quest for Glory III) and is quite passable for the Sherwood bandits of Robin Hood: Men in Tights, minus the cap. It is not a particularly accurate outfit, but I would get a lot of compliments on it. If you're looking for accuracy, go to an SCA event (Society for Creative Anachronism).

It really is. I find myself being a bit too sarcastic from time to time.

Wait what?? Omg how come I never noticed that?

They mostly observe, take samples in suspicious cases only, here it's likely the witchcraft room stuff only.

YES.

The unhinged POS named gregory house reduced a human being to a number ... why i'm not surprised ?

Yes, as Lord Blackadder

Or Stephen Fry