You Don't Have To Return The Whole Rental Car. Tim Walkoe 

"Elder people in heat", I just spit my oreos out. 😄😄😄😄😄

Had a rental, took it from California to South Carolina, Nothing wrong with it, came back check engine light, tire pressure, and change oil😅 so yeah, as long as you bring the car back, you’ll get your deposit.

I've done a 1000-mile, one-driver road trip and this man speaks truth. By the time I arrived in Queens, NY from Brunswick, GA after 16 hours, I was almost hallucinating.

Like listening to Grandpa telling jokes during the holidays😅

Super funny, great material, perfect timing. Would enjoy viewing a longer set. 👍👍

Very funny material.

I live in Illinois too-- so accurate it hurts. 😂

I used to bartend at the Comix Cafe in Rochester, NY back in the late 90’s and Tim Walkoe was one of the funniest comics that I saw while I was there. His joke about Oprah Winfrey losing so much weight, that her head looked like a caramel apple, still cracks me up to this day.

In highschool I thought algebra was a country...

Anyone know where I can find the full special? Can't seem to find it on youtube.

I love how you can immediately tell from the comments thread, how you are on a mainly Christian RU-vid channel, rather than a "typical" one. The trolls are all trying to tell you how to go straight to heaven instead of straight to hell. And generally in lengthy detail. 😂

Funny funny

Hey! I’m from WV and driven to Utah several times. Haha

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David Grier 9 minutes ago Top Shelf...More please

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Funny 🙂

I am a new Yorker never learned to drive I am 59 years old. Cant relate!

I am using the joke about the parallelogram.

In Alaska Eating a neighbor’s baby is strictly forbidden.

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to me After the rental car joke it was good

Brian Regan did this bit first

I'm from Ohio.. I know what I'm doing now. 😈

I never mistreat or disrespect any one else's property. I really don't think he should be encouraging this kind of behaviour.

In Arkansas it's illegal to walk a blind folded cow down the street.

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"Stupid laws" is nowhere near accurate.

Boring

No: Subject matter, Timing, Delivery, gratuitous use of unnecessary colorful euphemisms ie: 'frekin'

imagine a country where the husband and wife both have to rent each other on equal money to be able to be married and a percentage of that money gets taxed by the government and you have to pay an extra rent if per each kid you want in the family that also gets taxed by the government and you also have to pay a renting tax by the government on food and water and housing and vehicles and fuel and energy if you want to live in the country you have to pay a minimum of $5,000 a month for everything if you have at least a family of three and a house and a car and food and water and electricity and fuel and insurance for repairs as well as life insurance for the entire family if you want a pet that's an extra $10 a month no matter the species if you want a job in this country that I'm talking about you have to pay a minimum of $300 a month if you want to live in the country you have to live in multiple countries making multiple different livings in multiple countries the $300 a month for a job in the country is only enough to pay for a minimum wage job if you want a good paying job in the country you have to pay a minimum of $10,000 a month with the maximum being $30,000 a month to be able to make an average of $10,000 a month if you pay $30,000 a month and $1,000 a month if you pay $10,000 a month those are the prices for those jobs all of that gets taxed by the government but don't worry living off the land is completely free and zero tax to be able to buy a home in the country you need to buy from the government but you can make your own house for free if you purchase land for the government at a minimum of $100 one time taxed by the government that gives you 6 acres of land

Yawn, rental car jokes. Lane.

Ha ha ha

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