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You Don't Mess With the Zohan: Super Agent Zohan: Zohan (Adam Sandler) takes down bad guys and confronts his arch-enemy, The Phantom (John Turturro) with ease.
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Tired of all the fighting in his country, legendary Israeli commando Zohan (Adam Sandler) fakes his own death and goes to New York, where he can fulfill his fondest dream: to become a hairstylist. Zohan's sexy way with a cut and curl makes him a hit with Manhattan's women, but when enemy Arabs spot him, Zohan has to call on his military skills if he is ever to wield scissors again.
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Cast: Adam Sandler, John Turturro
Director: Dennis Dugan
Screenwriters: Adam Sandler, Judd Apatow, Robert Smigel
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@nikitahxpe
@nikitahxpe 6 лет назад
When you're playing the first mission but you already beat the game 8 times
@ThePatank
@ThePatank 5 лет назад
profoundly underrated comment
@CloudandZack1st
@CloudandZack1st 5 лет назад
priceless
@Monkeywe
@Monkeywe 5 лет назад
Pretty much any playthrough of dishonored for me haha
@Handsomistic1
@Handsomistic1 5 лет назад
New Game Plus
@SL1NGSHOT222999
@SL1NGSHOT222999 5 лет назад
so lets go
@charlesxavier5218
@charlesxavier5218 4 года назад
This is Adam Sandler's best movie to me. He doesn't try to be witty, clever or smart. He embraces the utter stupidity of cinema and it shines
@idahooo3253
@idahooo3253 3 года назад
@@anzaca1 but it was fun :)).
@mc-lu6lc
@mc-lu6lc 3 года назад
@@anzaca1 it really isn’t that deep lmao
@ijustlovethisname
@ijustlovethisname 3 года назад
@Luke Wilson because he is funny, people have different opinions. :)
@EM-mw6et
@EM-mw6et 3 года назад
@@anzaca1 which underage girl?
@user-hs5vb6kc9o
@user-hs5vb6kc9o 3 года назад
That... is basically what he always does. This is why for some he is so infuriating. He does toilet humor purposely despite being a very good actor that could do way better comedy.
@justmyopinion7201
@justmyopinion7201 4 года назад
I love how they never give an explanation to any of the inhuman actions in this movie
@smoothie4014
@smoothie4014 3 года назад
every bollywood action movie ever
@WallstreetSaiyan
@WallstreetSaiyan 3 года назад
@@smoothie4014 not "every" but yeah
@joshuaschritz8151
@joshuaschritz8151 3 года назад
@@WallstreetSaiyan EVERY.
@hayderahmed7584
@hayderahmed7584 3 года назад
@@WallstreetSaiyan EVERY
@edgy3031
@edgy3031 3 года назад
@@WallstreetSaiyan EVERY
@paulrivas3954
@paulrivas3954 11 месяцев назад
This is still the best documentary on the Israeli-Palestine conflict
@gagemead27
@gagemead27 10 месяцев назад
Glad I'm not the only one thinking this. Damn.
@thegingerrunner9448
@thegingerrunner9448 10 месяцев назад
What a stupid comment.
@Juice558
@Juice558 10 месяцев назад
Bro you’re so right. We need to get around this
@anhad7001
@anhad7001 10 месяцев назад
Israel Iran actually
@JusticeFortheSilenced
@JusticeFortheSilenced 9 месяцев назад
Only if you are brain dead
@810wasaninsidejob9
@810wasaninsidejob9 4 года назад
The best part is the guy falling while arguing with Zohan
@mamuanimaryjane596
@mamuanimaryjane596 3 года назад
Funny as hell😃😃🤣🤣🤣
@joseguevara3269
@joseguevara3269 3 года назад
1:15 lmaooo
@radio7353
@radio7353 2 года назад
and continuing to argue immediately after!
@yosefyonin6824
@yosefyonin6824 Год назад
"hey! don't walk away!"
@ravenlinosoriano2867
@ravenlinosoriano2867 Год назад
He's built different
@cubspopply5445
@cubspopply5445 6 лет назад
the way how phantom was running upside down gets me everytime.
@kingkea3451
@kingkea3451 5 лет назад
Cubs Popply why tf was he on the ceiling
@BionicleGio22210
@BionicleGio22210 5 лет назад
Best scene in the whole damn movie
@lostkaiju6993
@lostkaiju6993 4 года назад
Angus Brown Because he’s the Phantom
@arnoreyntjens5090
@arnoreyntjens5090 4 года назад
Foc
@SahilP2648
@SahilP2648 4 года назад
Ya MANYAK
@themask5983
@themask5983 4 года назад
Top 10 people who can defeat Thanos even with the Infinity Gauntlet 1. Zohan
@zombiehead5847
@zombiehead5847 4 года назад
@adam moust 2.Zohan 3.Zohan 4.Zohan 5.Zohan 6.Zohan 7.Zohan 8.Zohan 9.Zohan 10.Zohan
@adityachatterjee9928
@adityachatterjee9928 4 года назад
Phantom too
@SIMPDUDE
@SIMPDUDE 4 года назад
Chuck Norris: Am I a joke to you?!
@Tahoi5678
@Tahoi5678 4 года назад
@@zombiehead5847 so at least 9 other people named Zohan and Zohan himself. Gotcha
@edgarrangel9838
@edgarrangel9838 4 года назад
Thanos: I am inevitable. Zohan: So let's go!
@grimwersall6371
@grimwersall6371 4 года назад
Producer: so how powerful do you want to be? Adam: YES
@nos5822
@nos5822 4 года назад
I don't get it?
@ALEN1ful
@ALEN1ful 4 года назад
dead meme
@Adam-wx9jp
@Adam-wx9jp 3 года назад
Adam Sandler was one of the two producers on this film.
@ppvk2610
@ppvk2610 3 года назад
Hilarious
@GrandmasterofWin
@GrandmasterofWin 3 года назад
Sandler: How about "Ashkenazi chosen one, god complex"? Producer (aka Adam Sandler): Done.
@doublep1980
@doublep1980 11 месяцев назад
I love the fact that both Zohan and the terrorist leader have legit super powers, like they just stepped out of a cartoon or comic.😄
@jj-bv3ui
@jj-bv3ui 3 месяца назад
this comment didnt age well
@jibbersdelight1616
@jibbersdelight1616 3 года назад
The way Phantom sticking on the ceiling always gets me 😂
@thomasmorato5098
@thomasmorato5098 Год назад
YA MANYAK
@viczilla24dreamer51
@viczilla24dreamer51 Год назад
And the running and crashing energy 😂😂😂
@Rmagid
@Rmagid 11 месяцев назад
And I will never disappear, no one can catch PHANTOM 😂😂😂
@Dryndal
@Dryndal 11 месяцев назад
How about him trying to put the entire Palestinian-Jewish conflict in a couple of sentences 😅
@JusticeFortheSilenced
@JusticeFortheSilenced 9 месяцев назад
​@@Dryndalor pretend his ancestors were there. Adam is an Ashkenazi.
@Inasakie
@Inasakie 7 лет назад
A lot of people think this movie is cheesy, but I think this is a pretty cool action scene.
@dutchpool7035
@dutchpool7035 7 лет назад
This is cheesy...
@taigaflurry3894
@taigaflurry3894 7 лет назад
Inasakie it's hilarious
@maltostado
@maltostado 7 лет назад
It's cheesy and hilarious
@joecool9739
@joecool9739 5 лет назад
"This is cheesy" That was what they were going for. If you think its cheesy it just means they did their job right.
@SoldierOfFate
@SoldierOfFate 5 лет назад
It's supposed to be cheesy.
@imnotitachi1650
@imnotitachi1650 5 лет назад
"so let's go" was my favorite catch phrase back in high school
@maxisolari6253
@maxisolari6253 4 года назад
I still say that catchphrase til this day 😂 .... SO LETS GO
@thezohan575
@thezohan575 4 года назад
Maxi Nunez so let’s go
@rhee2549
@rhee2549 3 года назад
And it still is
@josep8829
@josep8829 3 года назад
I say it all the time but very few catch it 😂
@suroj
@suroj 4 года назад
This basically every bollywood action movie.
@anjaneyasreetrout2444
@anjaneyasreetrout2444 4 года назад
Not every...... But okay
@formil___9345
@formil___9345 4 года назад
@@anjaneyasreetrout2444 yes every Bollywood movie
@anjaneyasreetrout2444
@anjaneyasreetrout2444 4 года назад
@@formil___9345 I guess you have only watched the bad ones...... Or the South Indian ones......
@thezohan575
@thezohan575 4 года назад
I’d love to sit here and discuss it with you, but I’m short on time
@Sevan_UP
@Sevan_UP 4 года назад
But done better
@shtechvn
@shtechvn 4 года назад
0:32 - Ain't nobody gonna acknowledge the fact Zohan jump kicks with right leg but the guy got hit with his left?
@captjacksparrow804
@captjacksparrow804 4 года назад
"He's the Zohan" enough said.
@brendanpryce8009
@brendanpryce8009 3 года назад
He’s just that good
@NusBH
@NusBH 3 года назад
You might wanna take a closer look buddy because he hits the guy with this right one. It's all about perspective.
@cj_curles0671
@cj_curles0671 3 года назад
It was his right, look in .25 if you have to.
@ohmygawd6297
@ohmygawd6297 3 года назад
Gì thế a ơi, holy moly
@soribro
@soribro 4 года назад
Assassins Creed: Zohan
@cygnam573
@cygnam573 4 года назад
BlazeProYT more like far cry: zohan tbh
@soribro
@soribro 4 года назад
Cygnam i guess so
@themilkyourdadgotfromthegr3591
@themilkyourdadgotfromthegr3591 3 года назад
Lmao
@jirkazalabak1514
@jirkazalabak1514 3 года назад
Most of the parkour (the real stuff) he did isn´t actually that hard. You can learn that stuff in a couple of months, talking from experience.
@hacked2813
@hacked2813 3 года назад
@@jirkazalabak1514 You need to be fit first.
@rockboy421
@rockboy421 7 лет назад
This film was just completely nuts 😂😂
@edinizairi8565
@edinizairi8565 6 лет назад
Movie...
@chrisossu2070
@chrisossu2070 5 лет назад
Even the well-liked Adam Sandler movies don't do well with critics.
@dmdoublen8573
@dmdoublen8573 5 лет назад
But funny tbh
@felixpham4934
@felixpham4934 5 лет назад
@@edinizairi8565 film
@edinizairi8565
@edinizairi8565 5 лет назад
exuse me its accualy a movie Yes in some contrys the call it a film butt its accualy a movie
@SammaelTheLost
@SammaelTheLost 7 лет назад
I can't wait too see Zohan with the Avengers in Infinity wars!
@DartLuke
@DartLuke 7 лет назад
RIP Tanos
@ducnguyen-yw1ke
@ducnguyen-yw1ke 6 лет назад
i bet zohan can kick every justice league 's ass
@ducnguyen-yw1ke
@ducnguyen-yw1ke 6 лет назад
The Swag Mango even with plan, batman counld'tn win againt zohan
@RZeroEd1
@RZeroEd1 6 лет назад
That would actually be pretty dope.
@naopoint4096
@naopoint4096 6 лет назад
Do
@Godzillakingofkaiju1
@Godzillakingofkaiju1 4 года назад
1:47 Even Zohan has no idea what's going on.
@frankreagas1567
@frankreagas1567 4 года назад
😂😂😂 for real
@adigil2819
@adigil2819 4 года назад
I like how he’s completely clueless about what that guy had in mind and the next thing he says is “so let’s go”
@alendo3858
@alendo3858 3 года назад
xDDDDDD...its gonna be very sad when adam dies ngl
@aggronomisblodgarm1478
@aggronomisblodgarm1478 3 года назад
I like how he was just chilling on the ceiling lmfao.
@SahilP2648
@SahilP2648 2 года назад
@@aggronomisblodgarm1478 he was wearing anti-gravity boots. Also he likes to see the world from a different perspective xD
@almogtzabari8032
@almogtzabari8032 3 года назад
Fan fact: this is actual footage of the modern israeli and Palestinian clashes, but the media won't show this to you
@RakieemF
@RakieemF 3 года назад
This a hundred times this!
@danielstarkey3767
@danielstarkey3767 3 года назад
its a documentary
@HippasosofMetapontum
@HippasosofMetapontum 3 года назад
@ except palestina doesn't shot 100 rockets
@diwakarkoirala4879
@diwakarkoirala4879 3 года назад
You made my day man. Thank you 😊
@FailedZerg
@FailedZerg 3 года назад
True facts about the Israel Special Forces with Almog Tzabari
@peteydog1473
@peteydog1473 3 года назад
dog: attempts to attack Zohan: doesn't wound the dog this is acceptable
@kmh4674
@kmh4674 3 года назад
Zohan vs John Wick
@NotSandhorst
@NotSandhorst 3 года назад
im pretty sure he just kicked the dog and pushed his body weight off of its brain. you can hear it whimper too lol. hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
@peteydog1473
@peteydog1473 3 года назад
the dog didn't bleed or die
@esfett9878
@esfett9878 6 лет назад
2:14 this guy has the reflexes of zohan HE CAUGHT THE CARD LIKE NOTHING
@grey1916
@grey1916 5 лет назад
That is because Zohan WANTED him to catch it.
@ArcaneMaiden
@ArcaneMaiden 5 лет назад
Ionno, all of Zohan's enemies also took his attacks in stride. One gets kicked off a wall, the companion was like, '_Meh_ , can take a hit too-**oof**' The other one also gets kicked to the wall, not even dead after breaking that wall. Do I have to mention THAT GUY arguing while FALLING OFF 3~4 FLOORS?! XD They're all nuts. XD
@Saurabhrkohardy
@Saurabhrkohardy 4 года назад
Most probably zohan landed his card into his hand😂
@shantcheetah
@shantcheetah 4 года назад
lmao yeah! that was a perfect catch
@ollyvr8026
@ollyvr8026 4 года назад
Would sell my house to see a movie about zohan joining the avengers
@icearrow9036
@icearrow9036 4 года назад
where will you see it though and i better be in it
@siddharth2796
@siddharth2796 3 года назад
Ah
@partyinmypocket
@partyinmypocket 3 года назад
What kind of property taxes and square footage do you have? I have sway in the movie industry. Also, where is it located and what is the condition?
@dadon6055
@dadon6055 3 года назад
That's your mom's house though.
@thepowerlies
@thepowerlies 3 года назад
That is if you own a house
@josephasencio6628
@josephasencio6628 7 лет назад
1:15 talking to zohan as hes falling loll
@Nuggettha80sguy
@Nuggettha80sguy 6 лет назад
The BoxingJoe my favorite part
@horaceadunn7515
@horaceadunn7515 5 лет назад
Play at 2x😂😂😂
@razofdead
@razofdead 5 лет назад
@Dhi Mancini because jews believe because they ruled once that zone is from they..... when they kick out everyone who wasnt jew and delete all trace of them until some join those deleted tribes join to recover his land... they call it palestine people
@electriczap9615
@electriczap9615 4 года назад
I hate the Arron settler and Jason freidberg gravity tho
@adriansmith5279
@adriansmith5279 4 года назад
My favorite part!
@respiratoryfailure3780
@respiratoryfailure3780 4 года назад
1:48 he then fell outside the earth's atmosphere
@adendarican640
@adendarican640 3 года назад
Hello there
@timur5241
@timur5241 3 года назад
LOL nice one xD
@shivamhire9869
@shivamhire9869 3 года назад
The fact that he's doing all of these in Sandals .... Mad Respect !!!!
@timur5241
@timur5241 3 года назад
Cuz shoes don't matter, I guess ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
@acrsclspdrcls1365
@acrsclspdrcls1365 11 месяцев назад
Not all heroes wear shoes
@tomkirchgessner5861
@tomkirchgessner5861 6 лет назад
Wallhacks: On Aimbot: On Godmode: On Badass: On Accent: Thicc af Everything cool: Ah yes
@zerozone5848
@zerozone5848 5 лет назад
RTX: On *_no wait..._*
@Instinktjagd
@Instinktjagd 5 лет назад
hahahhhhaaahah
@dominiqueodom3099
@dominiqueodom3099 4 года назад
"So Let's Go"
@moresquatsmoretwats6298
@moresquatsmoretwats6298 4 года назад
“So let’s go” indeed
@ember7444
@ember7444 4 года назад
Hotel? trivago
@Marvcohen
@Marvcohen 6 лет назад
As goofy as this movie was, it's still the best movie Adam Sandler ever made
@mustangthekitten7765
@mustangthekitten7765 4 года назад
Marvcohen. The water boy is good
@I-speak-U-shut-it
@I-speak-U-shut-it 4 года назад
@@mustangthekitten7765 Hell yeah! Waterboy, Zohan, Click, That's my Boy, Rain on Me & Uncut Gems are my personal collection of my favorite Adam Sandler movies.
@boofstain1508
@boofstain1508 4 года назад
Dude. Gilmore? The perfect example for the hero's journey?
@I-speak-U-shut-it
@I-speak-U-shut-it 4 года назад
@@boofstain1508 Oh! Yeah! I love Happy Gilmore⛳But Shooter MacGavin stole that show! He's my favorite character on that movie😂😂😂
@DeathBringer769
@DeathBringer769 2 года назад
I liked Zohan, but Billy Madison and Happy Gilmore are the best!
@moresquatsmoretwats6298
@moresquatsmoretwats6298 4 года назад
My dad showed me this movie when I was little, and since than it has always been in my top 10 . What an hilarious movie 😂
@moresquatsmoretwats6298
@moresquatsmoretwats6298 4 года назад
*a
@books4739
@books4739 9 месяцев назад
“it’s not so cut and dry!” that line just brought back a memory of my dad laughing to this, from a time before I understood any of the references.
@Elangelexterminador666
@Elangelexterminador666 Год назад
The best Adam Sandler movie ever. I mean, this is a genuine iconic piece of comedy, and i respect him for that
@GitSumGaming
@GitSumGaming Год назад
When you complete all the side missions before the first main mission
@averagechadlegionary5824
@averagechadlegionary5824 4 месяца назад
💯
@waltzerwhite7335
@waltzerwhite7335 7 лет назад
"We settled here for hundreds of years!!"....*Smash!!!
@Each21
@Each21 6 лет назад
Israelis defend their land and people from attacks. Wouldn't you??
@Waudi47
@Waudi47 6 лет назад
The problem is that it is not their land in the first place.
@lazygamer7469
@lazygamer7469 6 лет назад
It's not so cut and dry. lol
@alexthomson6430
@alexthomson6430 6 лет назад
David From Hewlett-Packard the Israelis have offered the Palestinians many opportunities to create their own state of Palestine. Even if isreals land was reduced to a much smaller. Every time those arabs respond with violence and calls for bloodshed. The jews needed a safe homeland and the Palestinians have had every opportunity to peacefully protest this or make compromises to them benefiting more than the isrealis! Islam is an indoctrinated ideology of bloodshed and abuse, stoning people to death, throwing gays off roofs and launching rockets daily into other countries pretending to be a "religion of peace". Israel deserves to be there
@soulflexdoom8478
@soulflexdoom8478 6 лет назад
+Alex thomson what weed did u smoke?
@antaresmajor
@antaresmajor 11 месяцев назад
We need you Zohan.
@patitobonito4722
@patitobonito4722 11 месяцев назад
he is bussy cutting hair
@raynovikpchevotszcheck5812
@raynovikpchevotszcheck5812 11 месяцев назад
​@@patitobonito4722yes! Making hair silky and smooth
@cfcblue8
@cfcblue8 11 месяцев назад
Or we could have them all move to America and open a joint mall together
@raynovikpchevotszcheck5812
@raynovikpchevotszcheck5812 11 месяцев назад
@@cfcblue8 or open an electronic shop... Or maybe a salon to make all people's hair silky and smooth
@tobznoobs
@tobznoobs 10 месяцев назад
​@@patitobonito4722he's now jumped ship to the paul mitchell salon
@thegreenguy8837
@thegreenguy8837 3 года назад
I love how they are discussing the issue while fighting.
@cfcblue8
@cfcblue8 11 месяцев назад
You know why you’re here
@majorleaguelag
@majorleaguelag 11 месяцев назад
The only man that can bring a solution to this madness
@cfcblue8
@cfcblue8 11 месяцев назад
@@majorleaguelag have both sides move to America and open a mall together
@zakken1042
@zakken1042 6 месяцев назад
@@cfcblue8And drinking Fizzy Bubblech😂😆🤣
@josuepatino4814
@josuepatino4814 7 лет назад
Is this that new assassins creed that everyone have been talking about?
@sarsona_3611
@sarsona_3611 6 лет назад
Yes but to Zohan only comes as a DLC Character for just $120.00
@derassvonandreas144
@derassvonandreas144 6 лет назад
NatFillion S "just"😂
@robertzamora3544
@robertzamora3544 6 лет назад
+Sarsona _ seems legit 🤔
@ChristLouis94
@ChristLouis94 5 лет назад
Assassin’s Creed: The Zohan.
@har-vwf7729
@har-vwf7729 4 года назад
Sarsona _ worth every shekel
@howlingguardian9005
@howlingguardian9005 6 лет назад
This is possibly the only time I found Adam Sandler funny, but my god did he do it right!
@StickNathStick
@StickNathStick 6 лет назад
William Clayton mob
@Lightning_Wolf567
@Lightning_Wolf567 6 лет назад
So you mean you've never watched happy Gilmore or the waterboy?
@tathaYm
@tathaYm 6 лет назад
then the movie will end in 2 minutes and thanos will be down and dusted....
@xanderguldie
@xanderguldie 6 лет назад
I was about to say the same thing lol
@lucasvic7010
@lucasvic7010 6 лет назад
He even can beat Superman
@SoldierOfFate
@SoldierOfFate 3 года назад
**RPG blows up a storefront and clearly catches 2 bystanders in the explosion** **they are perfectly fine afterwards**
@sentaukrai
@sentaukrai 3 года назад
The part that's even more unbelievable is the gov reparations aspect.
@666LonesomeSailor
@666LonesomeSailor 3 года назад
Haven´t yo ever heard of "humanistic warfare"? And you know that it can´t be bad nor evil because Zohan had the solution immidiately in form of a card.
@Feb.00
@Feb.00 10 месяцев назад
This movie was way ahead of it’s time!!
@JordanBDC
@JordanBDC 5 месяцев назад
Facts, this, Click and Eight Crazy Nights were way ahead of their time 🔥
@unholyiiamas
@unholyiiamas 11 месяцев назад
You see what happened when you retired to be a hairstylist?!
@sleepychild581
@sleepychild581 7 лет назад
I freaking loved this movie 😂
@JonathanRodriguez-nz9nw
@JonathanRodriguez-nz9nw 6 лет назад
+Healthy Pie same
@kaelmustapha4966
@kaelmustapha4966 6 лет назад
. *A N G L E* .
@theclockworkman1972
@theclockworkman1972 7 лет назад
MW2 and This movie was the shit back in the day!
@anantambisht4895
@anantambisht4895 5 лет назад
Yaa
@moresquatsmoretwats6298
@moresquatsmoretwats6298 4 года назад
Very true
@kdynamite5825
@kdynamite5825 6 лет назад
1:15 "We settled here for hundred of years" xD
@MaccabiHaifaVideos
@MaccabiHaifaVideos 3 года назад
@RandomThoughts Actually it's hundred of years
@phililppe6354
@phililppe6354 3 года назад
@@MaccabiHaifaVideos actually its 2500
@MaccabiHaifaVideos
@MaccabiHaifaVideos 3 года назад
@@phililppe6354 Nope , less than 2000
@phililppe6354
@phililppe6354 3 года назад
@@MaccabiHaifaVideos still alot
@MaccabiHaifaVideos
@MaccabiHaifaVideos 3 года назад
@@phililppe6354 Yeah bot not like us
@Wignut
@Wignut 3 года назад
When you finish all the sidequests before starting the first mission.
@manssor28
@manssor28 3 года назад
0:40 This what lag feels like in real life.
@elgordobondiola
@elgordobondiola 3 года назад
0:45 it also portrays my reaction time
@hunnyflash
@hunnyflash 5 лет назад
I'm just saying, it's not so cut and dry.
@louismark1242
@louismark1242 4 года назад
hunnyflash ❣️
@saintniccage2818
@saintniccage2818 4 года назад
We settled here for hundreds of years!
@jetrickgordo4026
@jetrickgordo4026 4 года назад
@@saintniccage2818 I just love how he pronounced it so fast while falling into a bunch of crates.
@michelveilleux1275
@michelveilleux1275 3 года назад
You make a good point, None of my ancestors ever set foot in this land. You're right. *leaves*
@adendarican640
@adendarican640 3 года назад
@@michelveilleux1275 "Hey! Don't walk away!"
@BagoLee
@BagoLee 6 лет назад
Zohan doesn't skip leg day, because every day is leg day.
@EzekielDeLaCroix
@EzekielDeLaCroix 11 месяцев назад
We need to play this movie in theaters again
@coniah568
@coniah568 11 месяцев назад
It’s on Netflix
@rirukoh
@rirukoh 10 месяцев назад
@@coniah568is Netflix a theatre?
@EnkiLewie1933
@EnkiLewie1933 Месяц назад
This movie is needed now more than ever.
@tresfordays9644
@tresfordays9644 5 лет назад
This film is a Gem, if this game out nowadays people would complain it’s too offensive
@LosFace24
@LosFace24 4 года назад
its not offensive. Its so inaccurate of how what really goes down at the Gaza Strip of the IDF killing Palestenians.
@stephenkenney8290
@stephenkenney8290 4 года назад
Well, like the guy in the clip said, it's not so cut and dry.
@supremeleader9440
@supremeleader9440 4 года назад
You sound like the only offended one though...
@JessieJamesPlays
@JessieJamesPlays 4 года назад
Well, the problem is PCness
@thestonedraider8684
@thestonedraider8684 4 года назад
"hey dont walk away!"
@ricque9459
@ricque9459 5 лет назад
THE MARIAH CAREY SHIRT 😂😂😂😂😂
@callumdunne6576
@callumdunne6576 6 лет назад
Without a doubt, one of Adam Sandlers best movies.
@abilasha4111
@abilasha4111 Год назад
1:56 My man stepped on a dawg
@jon7036
@jon7036 10 месяцев назад
the world needs Zohan more than ever now!!
@kit-3
@kit-3 5 лет назад
1:28 I just love laughing wholeheartedly at this scene
@kratosphantom
@kratosphantom 4 года назад
When in your fighting in WW3 and you got enough kills the unlock "The Zohan"
@shrk128
@shrk128 4 года назад
*CIRCUMCISION INTENSIFIES*
@elgordobondiola
@elgordobondiola 3 года назад
Lmao zohan would be the real life equivalent of a COD nuclear killstreak
@summacruzlaude
@summacruzlaude 7 лет назад
Why did this movie only score 38% on rotten tomatoes?
@KameariKillScreen
@KameariKillScreen 7 лет назад
No accounting for taste. I thought it was great
@spudhead169
@spudhead169 7 лет назад
Rotten Tomatoes is corrupt, like all review sites. Look around long enough at the reviews and you'll start to see similar ones, very similar. Almost like the reviewer is using a template and adjusting a few words and names here and there, I'll leave you all to work out the rest,
@analienfromouterspace
@analienfromouterspace 7 лет назад
Do not trust rotten tomatoes, watch the movie you like and enjoy.
@goji253
@goji253 7 лет назад
I liked this movie, although it was completely stupid, you can't deny that. But I agree with the others here, rotten tomatoes is the most overrated, corrupted piece of shit site on the internet. You can find more idiots there than on RU-vid and Tumblr combined. I've met people on 4chan that have more brains than those reviewers. I mean, if you want any confirmation of that, compare "professional critic" score to the audience one. I'm pretty sure, were it not for some honest reviewers on one and less "I can't think for myself idiots" on the audience side, the difference would be ever clearer.
@KoRoK4N
@KoRoK4N 6 лет назад
Are the 4chan guys actually stupid? Past all the offensive material there seems to be alot of very intelligent people there , besides all the jokes and stories they make some guys have a talent for writing , albeit made up stories about how they shit themselves in front of the entire class ( don't wanna know if they are real or not honestly ). But still , i think you get my point
@roach-ol9gu
@roach-ol9gu 11 месяцев назад
We all know why we came here today brothers
@savageace1152
@savageace1152 7 месяцев назад
Indeed
@thouxan5990
@thouxan5990 11 месяцев назад
Anyone else here because all that isreal Palestine talk got u in the mood for the zohan lol
@kinjalroy9407
@kinjalroy9407 11 месяцев назад
Yup
@lastmanonearth3202
@lastmanonearth3202 3 года назад
Best villain introduction, hanging like a bat
@MultiTheLosers
@MultiTheLosers 6 лет назад
2:05 there was no need for that flip he was gonna miss anyway
@cadegamble8945
@cadegamble8945 6 лет назад
Harambe It looks cool, so why not?
@kross777rlsh9
@kross777rlsh9 6 лет назад
Harambe I know that's why it's so hilarious and awesome hahah
@MizantropMan
@MizantropMan 5 лет назад
It's Zohan, that missile wouldn't as much as tickle him, he did the flip for the show.
@SahilP2648
@SahilP2648 4 года назад
I thought he deflected it with his fit. The CGI and stunt didn't match correctly is what I feel.
@christopherdsuza7531
@christopherdsuza7531 4 года назад
It was for styling points xD. He styled all over him.
@tanishupreti5767
@tanishupreti5767 3 года назад
"All you had to do was not mess with the Zohan, CJ" -Big Smoke
@charlespuruncajas9663
@charlespuruncajas9663 2 года назад
I think this is by far Sandler’s best work to date.
@coniah568
@coniah568 11 месяцев назад
Where is him when we need him
@Broba_Fett
@Broba_Fett 3 года назад
The guy getting kicked off the ledge still trying to argue gets me every time lol
@yamsandpotatoes4243
@yamsandpotatoes4243 10 месяцев назад
im gonna tell my kids this was the israel-palestine war
@ofivecharlie
@ofivecharlie 10 месяцев назад
🤣
@cfcblue8
@cfcblue8 9 месяцев назад
Teacher: So kids, how do you think the conflict can be resolved? Your kids: What do you mean? It’s already been resolved. They all moved to America and opened a joint mall together.
@kirby4164
@kirby4164 9 месяцев назад
Which one? Israel started so many
@spotlessreviews7425
@spotlessreviews7425 4 года назад
0:42 I'm dying😂😂 he disassembles the gun with a few karate chops
@icelandisacoolcountry925
@icelandisacoolcountry925 3 года назад
Who’s here after Israel and Palestine are at it again?
@jonahflores152
@jonahflores152 3 года назад
yes bro lmfaoo
@prasaanthmanohar1890
@prasaanthmanohar1890 3 года назад
They should just play some good disco disco music and live in peace in my opinion. Disco Disco, good good, disco disco, good good. 😂🕺🏽
@somebody7205
@somebody7205 3 года назад
That's their secret cap. They are always at it
@lukeodonnell2974
@lukeodonnell2974 3 года назад
Israel for life!
@icelandisacoolcountry925
@icelandisacoolcountry925 3 года назад
@@lukeodonnell2974 gtfo
@lantrinh8400
@lantrinh8400 3 года назад
0:12 assassin's creed: zohan
@leafybusiness824
@leafybusiness824 4 года назад
This is surely how my mom reacts when i lock the door. 0:27
@deviilzz666
@deviilzz666 4 года назад
I still genuinely believe this is one of the greatest films ever made
@masonreay276
@masonreay276 4 года назад
1:40 when I see a spider
@SushiFanatic
@SushiFanatic 11 месяцев назад
We need the Return of Zohan for the crisis in Israel right now.
@RedVenomProductions
@RedVenomProductions 10 месяцев назад
or another Elijah
@weichiang89
@weichiang89 10 месяцев назад
We need Zohan to finally reach the end of the movie and unite everyone for their love of hummus. A bottle of Fuzzybubullah for everyone.
@songfulabyss1438
@songfulabyss1438 6 лет назад
This is what happens when Simon get fired from sector 7
@juniorbaron5504
@juniorbaron5504 5 лет назад
It's Simmons..not simon 😁
@ididntgagshedid8820
@ididntgagshedid8820 4 года назад
Junior Baron I hate you
@TheCrazyCapMaster
@TheCrazyCapMaster 4 года назад
I like how this movie knows it’s silly but it’s committed 🤣🤣
@Dlxxx159
@Dlxxx159 11 месяцев назад
This is who Israel needs right now
@marvin6844
@marvin6844 10 месяцев назад
Is this new IDF footage?
@sandyvines5531
@sandyvines5531 10 месяцев назад
beat me to it hehe
@modvs1
@modvs1 10 месяцев назад
The world needs to watch this movie now.
@gagewileman9434
@gagewileman9434 6 лет назад
0:30. DYNAMIC ENTRY!
@Dilllonm
@Dilllonm 6 лет назад
imagine if he opens the gates
@kross777rlsh9
@kross777rlsh9 6 лет назад
Gage Wileman Yes !
@vipersuphere
@vipersuphere 4 года назад
“Da Zohan” 0:29
@zelebigztv8887
@zelebigztv8887 4 года назад
That’s it, let the power of youth explode
@alyascarden5624
@alyascarden5624 7 лет назад
OMG AFTER 3 YEARS I FOUND THIS MOVIE AND I REALIZED ZOHAN IS ADAM SLENDER😂😅😂😅😂😅😂😅😂
@edzehoo
@edzehoo 6 лет назад
Thats not how his name is spelled. you're committing ADAM SLANDER!
@Rendall81
@Rendall81 6 лет назад
try sander ?
@PoloLoiTamin
@PoloLoiTamin 5 лет назад
Try Sandlewood???
@krisspaqueo2316
@krisspaqueo2316 5 лет назад
Slender Man?
@Chevguy93
@Chevguy93 5 лет назад
Jesus, your comment gave me cancer. and how tf did you not know it was Adam Sandler? Adam Slenderman
@saphireaxe7738
@saphireaxe7738 4 года назад
All of these movies before 2015 were pure gold. Wish we all could get to see more like these
@iamlian9464
@iamlian9464 3 года назад
Zohan you’re needed in 2021
@oratank
@oratank 10 месяцев назад
from river to sea.... Zohan: good point,eh... non of my ancestor ever step foot in this land
@Cobbido
@Cobbido 9 месяцев назад
as if thats supposed to mean anything when white jews come and displace ethnic semites starting a colony and imprisoning them in a conc camp
@matanfriedman8004
@matanfriedman8004 9 месяцев назад
​@@Cobbidoyap yap yap nobody believes ypur bullshit
@kirby4164
@kirby4164 9 месяцев назад
@@matanfriedman8004that’s literally the end goal of Zionism
@dcrafton3988
@dcrafton3988 9 месяцев назад
​@@kirby4164bot
@3t6e6p
@3t6e6p 7 лет назад
So lets go.
@Revion91
@Revion91 5 лет назад
let's*
@felixpham4934
@felixpham4934 5 лет назад
@@Revion91 did your comment make your parents love you?
@boofstain1508
@boofstain1508 4 года назад
@@felixpham4934 geez dude. You ok?
@aonoymousandy7467
@aonoymousandy7467 11 месяцев назад
Both sides need to just sign a peace deal and live with each other
@cfcblue8
@cfcblue8 11 месяцев назад
Or better yet, move to America and open a joint mall together
@RabidNemo
@RabidNemo 11 месяцев назад
They've tried that but Palestine won't stop until the Jews are eradicated that's part of their beliefs. I think it's just time to turn Iran and Palestine into a sheet of glass
@aonoymousandy7467
@aonoymousandy7467 11 месяцев назад
@@cfcblue8 yup, they need to recognize that they should really be friends
@zecfreeman5122
@zecfreeman5122 5 лет назад
Why is it always so funny when people break the window with themself escaping ?
@henrykkeszenowicz4664
@henrykkeszenowicz4664 9 месяцев назад
Zohan needs more recognition. This is the best Adam Sandler movie ever, and it's totally memeable. He should be meeting mr. Bean and Bully Maguire.
@gischalav
@gischalav 6 месяцев назад
Once israel win the zohan memes will come i can see it
@Raynes646
@Raynes646 3 года назад
Starlord: you and me dance off bro. Zohan: Disco Disco lets go
@LOBOLAMUARTE
@LOBOLAMUARTE 11 месяцев назад
after retiring from Sector 7 he becomes Agent Simmons becomes an anti Hero. 😂
@TheMasturbaker
@TheMasturbaker 11 месяцев назад
The world needs the Zohan more than ever now
@joseguevara3269
@joseguevara3269 3 года назад
The way he falls down and arguing at the same time 1:15 🤣
@jywilliam1119
@jywilliam1119 10 месяцев назад
Today we really missed Zohan, this movie did bring peace to both side
@milesl.2467
@milesl.2467 3 года назад
Honestly the best thing about this is "WE SETTLED THERE FOR HUNDREDS OF YEARS"
@brandonrocha86
@brandonrocha86 4 года назад
"Ello zhack azz" died everytime xD
@rabbithole9373
@rabbithole9373 3 года назад
Ya Manyak 😂😂😂
@otikokoso1956
@otikokoso1956 Год назад
Before captain America we had zohan
@jon7036
@jon7036 10 месяцев назад
Zohan is needed with todays conflicts!
@AAG414
@AAG414 3 года назад
This movie will never stop being funny.
@homebody000
@homebody000 3 года назад
Turn your screen upside down when Phantom is on the ceiling and watch him run in a totally different way
@oceantan898
@oceantan898 6 лет назад
0:32 The Israel Version of Chuck Norris !!! :)
@bendavid4314
@bendavid4314 4 года назад
😂😂😂
@kosh9639
@kosh9639 4 года назад
Hilarious... 😂😂
@Saurav_008
@Saurav_008 7 лет назад
A lot of people think this movie is cheesy,but l think this is a pretty cool action scene.
@Davidzz137
@Davidzz137 5 лет назад
It's pretty cheesy
@ael371
@ael371 2 года назад
Its really is. Alone the two wireworks scenes were exeptionally made and are on Hongkong wirework level of quality. This Movie is probaly the one the most people will remember from adam sandler.There are many political things he pictured perfectly in this movi(so much so that i cant be a coincidence) but the best part of it is: The evil is the ruthless buisness man and the goverment. But never the small people who just try to life there life. I woud have never thought that a movie about a superporwerd Spy that flees his country to be a hair stylist could be the one most realistic movie when i comes to depiction of everyday life
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