Advices:::::::: 1. Crappings is SUCH a great name for poop. Thank you. 2. Making friends is like finding folks that share moments or common interests. Frankly being honest and risking sounding like a fool can get you far if you keep at it. 3. "Behave" : the people who say "Behave" instead of "buh bye" or "Take Care" are the same ones that say "Ciao" and try to sound cheeky and cultured. It's annoying but I'll probably start saying both. 4. I did agree with Matt thinking "Panda Dunk" was an expression, not a shoe type. I'm not a shoe person. 5. Matt is the only one that knows how to blow his nose correctly. 6. Humor compulsion 100% of the time is either a symptom of needing to be the center of attention or a symptom of being an idiot because you can't contribute more to a situation or convo. Not everything needs a zinger, but it's nice 70% of the time. 7. Insurance spin move: "If I could do something about ___ I would. I'm like you too, this is a awful" I think angry people want to feel heard. 8. Dog encroachment: I would get the police involved, BUT you should put "Private Property" signs around your property if you haven't already. Idk what the Candian laws are but in American states there needs to be signage of Private Property 🤔 i think. Also, putting non drying paint on your house/ window isn't a bad idea 😂 OR put a bunch of junk in front of your house, and talk loud so the neighbors think your dog got fleas and you're completely infested, and tell your dumpy neighbor to stay away because the fleas are really bad. Get creative!
2:20 on the topic of soap, Dr. Bronners is easily the best soap I’ve ever used, they use essential oils so you always have a nice clean natural scent and it doesn’t dry out your skin like the cheap ones do, I’ve been using it for years and I’ll never go back to any other soap, I use the lavender one, heavenly
Also, we say the "name it after me" here in Missouri. We also say, "Be good, or good at it!". Like be bad at it and get caught, lol. Or be good at it, and you won't get caught. SHOW-ME STATE BABIEEE!!! Love yall, thanks Matt and Chris!
I laughed really hard and thought the same thing when Chris said that shit about the grocery shopping and meme lmfao holy fuck I forgot how much I liked this podcast.
DUDE. My boss just said “be careful, and if you’re not just make it after me!” I was like “haha.. okay!” I had no clue. I had never heard it before. This is insane lmfao.
Omg!! My doxie kept getting fatter and fatter, caught her one day sneaking out the back fence and eating the damn cat food the neighbors put out for the feral cats😂😂😂 I was dying over the dog story😂😂
Lol'd at Matt saying "...&when insurance goes down, they'll be nicer..." Stock owners of ins companies said "profits must grow... we want MORE capital gains!" So it goes. Line must go up. Companies increase rates or leave the state as they have in FL as claim payouts increase due to flooding& storm damage&such. & rinse, repeat in CA due to risk of wildfires in certain parts of the state & claim payouts from past fires causes the companies' rates to increase across the entire state.
I have met so many people who only shit every so many days. Or once a week or whatever. I shit every day, twice or sometimes three times. Sometimes I undereat, like skip eating for a day and don't even notice, and take just one shit the next day. Etc. But skipping a day of shitting? No. Impossible. How do these people not explode?
With the dog situation:make friends with the dog, invite dog in and give it a nice haircut and a nice doggy outfit and a new collar, when the owner sees this they will be very WTF in there mind. New outfit for everytime it comes over. Then take family pic with the dog, now the dog is either yours or the neighbors will do everything they can to keep their dog away from the freaks next do. Win Win.
Hey ppl from golden hour. THIS IS WHY Chris doesnt want the call in questions on there bc he deals with DUMBBBBBB questions like "how do i meet ppl" .... really... ah be better
In my eyes, when you get a dog you’re getting new baby family member. They’re not gonna be easy and need all the attention to learn. It takes time but if you do it right itll be more committed and loyal than most humans hahaha
