You're Secretly a Neko - Audio Roleplay 

"You dont act all that cat like.." Yeah you know I have a crippling phobia of cucumbers actually

“You’re a Neko?!” What gave it away? The hissing at spray bottles, the tail shoved uncomfortably in my pants, or the weird fluffy ears on my head that I hide with a hat? 🤔

“At least you don’t have a tail to deal with” Honey, you got a big storm coming

"What, you don't like playing against ice climbers?" Anyone who plays as Ice Climbers is a sociopath

This was so cute. I loved how he chalked up their obsession with their hoodie to a coping mechanism (and I mean, like, he wasn't wrong lol). I loved that his reaction was believable and surprised, but still kind. You did a great job with the acting, too--the really pregnant pauses and the gasps were all really well-timed.

The most immersive part of the audio was the threat of picking fox against a falcon main.

"Ok nice ears" I BURSTED OUT LAUGHING HAJAHA 😭😭😭

The “bring it” at the end got me I was not mentally prepared for that and just burst out laughing.

"Nekos are real? Since when?" *Since Anime bro*

I'm dying for a M4A where the listener is the werewolf again, but this time you comfort them and cuddle/scratch their ears and they are protective of you!

Announcer: "ice climbers" Me: "oh no im gonna get desynched." Them: "what dont like fighting ice climbers?" Me:" No!" Them:"What are you afraid of?" Me:" DESYNCH 0 TO DEATHS!"

I love the platonic relationship. So many ASMRs are about boyfriends, girlfriends and dating and fallings in love, don't get me wrong I love myself a good enemies to lovers trope, that it's refreshing to see sweetness like this! My aromantic ass appreciates it❤️

"well, u dont act like a cat.. do u?" IDK MAYBE I MAKE U DO THE DISHES FOR A REASON BRYAN

The brief ice climbers scream before the "GAME" shout from the announcer is golden

Smash bros, confession, ...back to smash bros nothing changed

"..Hear out of them.." "Um..yeah.. My only set.." Heehee this is too adorable!!! O.O ear scritches and purring could happen...

Him :you don't like playing against ice climbers Me: melee flashbacks intensifying just don't get grabbed just don't get grabbed just don't get crabbed just don't get grabbed just don't get grabbed just don't get grabbed just don't get crap just don't I mean a little PTSD never hurt anyone [nervous laughter]

Him: How are you so good at this? Me: *cheating* ummm… skill? Yeh skill…

"You don't act all that cat like." You say say as I'm perched in my usual place on the arm of the couch.

He wasn’t wrong about the coping mechanism💀🧍‍♀️

IMMA PUSH EVERYTHING OFF THE TABLE LETS GO

If I randomly went quiet my friend would know it was a seizure, this has turned into seizure comfort kinda thing. Thanks for your audios help me with a few of my issues.

"its not incensitive that i play incineroar" Me:*Starts laughing* Him: What? *what?* Are you laughing at me? Me:*LAUGHS HARDER*

This was just to damn cute. I did love the fact that the listener wraps their tail around them just like a saiyan, making it out to be like a fluffy belt. When we got scratched behind the ear I could imagine the listener purring lol. 😻

You blowing into the ears made me realise ive been a dick for doing that to my cats all this time

I LITERALLY DROPPED MY DRINK WHEN I SAW THIS NOTIF

I was gonna say to the listener "you're such a 😺" but then I remembered that they're a neko

I’ve had a really rough past few days and this cheered me up a lot! Thank you for giving us another great video!

Match in the background, as well as the 'knee' being mentioned made me think the match was incineroar vs captain falcon

Could you please please please do a part two where the listener is walking around the house with their hood down and we get headpats, scratchies, cuddles and stuff like that? Please Also I loved the video, it was perfect!

*us play a game* WAIT SUPER sMASH BROS?! IV TRAINED A THOUSANDS OF YEARS FOR THIS 💪😏

You somehow know when exactly to upload to make a hard day better. Keep doing you!

This is officially my favorite audio and my comfort audio

Us: has a tail me: how do we poop???

THANKYOU SOO MUCH FOR THE AMAZING AUDIO ONCE AGAIN!!!!!

wow, lemme just say that I just found your channel earlier today and have pretty much binged it all. lovely voice, unique plots, you're just something special. for the quality of your vids to be so good, you shouldn't have under 5k subs. so glad i found you. you have rightfully earned my subscription :)

Him: Okay... so you have... actual cat ears?😧😧😧 Me: No, I'm just an intense cosplayer with a roomate who deefinately has eyes and a brain.🙄🙄🙄 Wonderful work tho, loved the game sounds. Here's 3 hearts and 4 stars for you amazing work.😁😁😁 💘💝💖🌟🌟🌟🌟

Super Smash Bros against someone with the reflexes of a literal cat, you are going to lose.

me who actually does wear my hood up at home and a beanie when I go out, this description fits me perfectly XD

Him: I didn’t know your a sore loser Me : *DORITOS GO HARD*

him: " their actually attached?? like you can hear out of them and everything?? me: are you dumb? yes. yes they are and yes i can. THEIR MY FLOOFIN EARS FOR PEEKS SAKE!!

epic gamer noises

*aggressive gaming sounds*

Smash bros. Let's go!!

Him when the listener started crying was a dorable I can't😭🐧

This needs more

This is an interesting neko audio rp. I like it.

Him: Nah I wanna try as an ice fighter again Me: *crying sounds along with aggressive controller beating sounds*

0:11 Incinceroar vs Falcon? 0:14 How am I so good? I'm a NEEEEEEEERD! I don't know exact frame data but I know bits and pieces. 0:23 Stocks can disappear within a moments notice 0:39 Oh let me get my Little Mac real quick then 1:09 I've never played against a good Icies player, so... idk what I'm getting myself into. 1:30 Can't believe I missed my Down Smash. 1:32 Then now's the time to Down B, U-Air, and Knee Nana. 1:38 DOH I MISSED... 1:42 Desync is Smash Bros' version of Shell Smash. It makes Nana more susceptible but combos with her can delete. 1:51 This is why I always do 3 stock over 2 stock... 1:54 Look I'm not a Falcon main... he's kind of my weakest character when I'm not at my best 1:57 That's just kind of how Falcon works. Some days he does work, some days it just doesn't work out. 2:08 Hiss. 2:53 [Listener] JUST GO TO THE BATHROOM TO FIX YOUR EAR POPPING OUT 4:00 Oh that. Yeah it's probably best for them to know. 4:42 Oh yeah it's definitely a comfort thing, but also because... 5:13 Oh come on is that more important than your life 6:21 Touch them, doubter. 6:46 *Pet, heathen* 7:07 Meow meow, b[oi] 8:30 Meow. 9:45 Excuse you have you never watched DBZ's first several episodes 9:56 Y e s 10:22 Also helps hold the hoodie down. 10:27 I promise I can't fly or get golden fur all of a sudden. I'd be revealing that about now if I could. 10:32 Yay that means it works 10:38 Eh it depends. I'm quirky. 10:48 Sorry that I... don't have dragon horns or something, I guess? Actually that would be really cool on a neko. 11:05 There are two and I call them "Mom and Dad"- No, nobody else knows, except for those two, obviously, who do you think I am 11:26 Good. ... Can I keep them out while we play Smash Bros 11:54 The drapes are never open anyways who cares and if someone does see we can say they're fake. 12:30 WOOOOOOOW. Bro if I was a kitsune I wouldn't be mad about you playing Fox, if I was a Harpy I wouldn't be mad about you playing Falco, if I was an Inu or Werewolf I wouldn't be mad about you playing Duck Hunt Dog or Wolf, and I don't think you're insulted that I play Captain Falcon from time to time when you're a Human. 12:39 Maybe? 12:47 He did get buffed in Ultimate 12:53 Why did you instantly start let me choose my character 13:10 Look, Up Smash is a good separator. 13:14 Good luck!

Thank you sooo much for this awesome story!! I loved it soo much, I loved how kind and trusting the listener's friend is. Your voice is so soothing it is perfect for this. Thank you for the blessing of a treat. And I hope you are having a wonderful, grand time. Thank you and have a grand week. Bless

I think we play as fox based on sound alone, and i find that hilarious

OMGGG LOVED ITTTTTT 😫💕. I'm such a sucker for non-human listeners aaaaaaaaa. Btw, I'm curious, what game is it you're playing in the audio? It seems like a battle or something but I can't recognize it lmao.

help, I've fallen for this sweet nerd of a room mate and I can't get up!

Him: Maybe you're just not used to losing like me! Me who almost always loses in smash bros: y-yeah, totally.

We main Captain Falcon 😂 I loved this

"Nekos are real since when" Since anime was made Another thing if i hear that controller one more time imma lose it

I've completely fallen in love with this piece (and several others of yours), just hits everything I'm looking for in such roleplays ❤️ I'm so glad I found your stuff!

Amazing

*Hard cuts to Fatality being the listener*

AAAHHH FINALLY!!! I WAS REPRESENTED! Awn I liked this one so much! Can we get a part 2? Pleeeeeeease? ~♡

Me being good at Smash Bros is less probable than me growing cat ears and a tail.

This made me unbelievably happy!!

AAYYYY lM A NEKO WHATS NEXT lM A werewolf 🤠BRU😶Lol💖💖💝BUT NOT GONNA LIE I LOVE THIS VIDEO

This made my night

Idk y but I have a whole idea for a backstory now. OvO

This Is a good flipin Audio roleplay

Oi, I love incineroar.

HOLY SHIT I LOVE YOUR VOICE

look im allready i a giggely mood but this just mademe blush so much!!!

"You're a neko?" Umm... meow? 😺

I'm sorry, but I am so mad at this dude, LIKE HOW DENSE ARE YOU?

Don't mind my name totally not from a meme, anyway, the best neko video! 😩👌

The fact super smash bros is my favorite game and it’s in this has me dying

him: you dont act cat like me who curls up in a ball like a cat and litearlly talk to my cat but meowing and theres lots more so im pretty sure im a cat meh dude XD

if i win you have to pet me

This is cute. Do we have 2 sets of ears??

We definitely main Isabel 🏄‍♀️

Recovery? Is that cod!?!?!?!?!? YOU DIDN'T INVITE ME!?!?!? wait nvm you did 💀💀💀

Sorry, but sweeping with Captain Falcon in SSBU? Not a thing that happens. And with Ice Climbers, the Notorious Armor Breaker? NO. That is NOT HAPPENING. I REFUSE TO BELIEVE THIS. THEY MISSED A GRAB ON THE ENEMY'S FALCON PUNCH. HOW ARE YOU THIS BAD AT SMASH BROS? YOU GOT KILLED BY FALCON WITH INCINEROAR. INCINEROAR!

Kirby main here

Eep! Love it 🤭🤭🤭🤭 um fr bouta meow for hus voice like ITS SO SOOTHING

Lmaoo he plays ice climbers. Why is that a red flag for me? I still love your videos and voice ❤

NO IM NOT A FURRY sure I may own a cat maid costume BUT IM NOT A FURRY

The description XD.

Part 2?

i made the video to 1k likes djsjff

Hi :) I love this Ty :) ❤

I’m a puff main 😭

Anyone else still not know what game we playing

Ice climbers have (or at least had) an infinite but it's really hard and more situational, I don't know what it's called tho

*Main Ice Climbers supremacy* 😈

Bayanetto whas the person who won in the first I think

:)

finally an audio that an sexual can listen to!

I grew up playing this game. Um, that's not it. Look, I have something to tell you. I'm... It's not that either. my Hoodie. Can I tell you a secret? Really? Okay, Um, I'm going to take my hood off... Really? They are not fake. No. Can a headband do this? Would you like to touch them? I'm sure. No, it's okay! Yes. I can hear from further away than normal people. I'm... I'm a Neko. My parents died. No. I don't know if I'm A genetically modified one, or if I was born like this. I hide it, but I um Mrrreow! I'm kinda nervous. What's wrong? No it's not offensive, why would you think that? Okay, you're on!

MOAAAAR PWEEEAASEEE

How does the POV character get a haircut? Do they do it themselves or?

Bruh i have a cold rn and my sinuses have been acting up i cryed during this and my nose was running like crazy (ps its hard to make me cry) and it just 🤌🏻🥺

if you play ice climbers, i don't like you.

Could you do a part2 pls ?