You're Too POOR For These 

if we can get enough likes and subscribes the whole office can get matching messed up crocs

Austin has become so drippy, my desk is now underwater

These are somehow still not as bad as NFTs.

Matt - "I don't think I stand a chance..." Also Matt - ::Wins:: lol

11:34 proof that Mat and Austin should do a podcast

The U in Stüssy has an umlaut, so it's pronounced "Stoo-see".

11:55 It's a rarely-known fact that bees can fly because they are so full of positive energy as a direct result of the uplifting nature of producing honey from the nectar of flowers. Any being on this planet that can produce such a wonderful substance from such a colorful substance exponentiates the positivity of one, or both of said substances, resulting in a positivity explosion which is magnitudes more powerful than the Earth's gravitational field; which only serves drag everything down in a depressive manner. It's all right here in this pamphlet.

Funfact, Bees and Bumblebees fly by producing Minitornados, which is way cooler than to claim "nobody knows" or they can't fly but doing it anyway

1:38 "You catch me at yo' local party Yes, I crank it everyday Haters gettin' mad 'cause I got me some Bathin' Apes" -Soulja Boy Hahaha

Some people have more money than common sense. If you buy anything Supreme you need therapy 😂

Kinsey got em again. Don't give those two a master card.

That Gym Badge shirt is awesome.

Matt is the price is right king

a video like this should be redone but with eBay - Sold Listings so you get actual pricing, not just some overpriced site that doesn't sell much of their listings

That fire extinguisher isn't even a model you can repressurize, if supreme is going to sell a $1200 fire extinguisher they should at least use the $50 dollar model that can be used and reloaded instead of a $25 disposable one

Keep the good content up boys 💪

Always love these videos.what you guys should do instead of point for who’s closer add points for every dollar over or under lowest score wins.

grailed is just a place for higher fashion brands to be sold but most people use it for hype resell and even then all of those are asks not what they sell for, Supreme bricks are like useless now and go for maybe $5

scientists know how bees fly. it's basically vortices--they provide their own lift, I think is how it is explained.

Let's get This Is to 500,000 subs!

PC liquid cooling with Noah Cyrus Tears

3:12 Stop, I'm with the science team!

Amazing work guys, can u keep showing the product photo for longer time plz.

The fact that any of these products are offered for such exorbitant prices makes me wish that I had never been born. Who is buying this garbage, and why have they no grasp of reality or logic? It seems they have no respect for logic, and I have no respect for those who have no respect for logic.

We appreciate the late game "Other Guys" reference with the organized squids building breathing apparatuses out of kelp! XD Squids will win that battle 9 times out of ten easy.

"I'm going to punch you in the right temple" he says as he's sitting on Matt's left.

So I could just s&$t in a box, become an avant-garde impressionist who does artwork in bug guts, sell my works for thousands, and manage to sell that s&$tbox for $10,000, right?

These 2 should start their own stand up comedy show

Lol what about item that are supposedly Austins namebrand they didn’t know about

Anyone else want salt and waterrrrrrr...... celebrity tears???

i was good until we got to the monolisa costume thing, after that i had no idea what i was doing kinda like matt the entire video, lol

10:48 - Austin reaction to who is Noah Cyrus. I agree..

11:29 - So much faith in humanity just evaporated.

I'm confused because grailed has that Rick Owens water for $45

I’m surprised they didn’t have the Supreme phone in the list.

The feet Crocs look like severe Frost Bite like from Mr. Deeds lol

Supreme does kinda slap their label on anything and it’s overdone even coming from someone that has some shirts from them

Matt is way too cool!

really maby i should just get a ingraver and make some stuff ingrave supreme onto it and sell it as supreme for alot of money cant belive just for somthing with name supreme on it thay charging arm and leg but yet i bet do everything a exreamly cheap 1 will do

The half-life crowbar sound was legendary. If Kinsey edited that in she's a badass 😂😂 Now I spell good 😝

Supreme Fire Extinguisher

Where is the shoe????

I watched this and laughed......then thought about the human race...put my head in my hands and, quietly, said out loud...'We are Fk'd'

Anyone else not at all surprised the bored ape club stuff was $88?

It doesn't make sense to try and guess what people are asking for. It only makes sense to try and guess what these things have ACTUALLY ALREADY SOLD FOR. People can ask whatever the heck they want -- but it doesn't mean they'll actually ever get that much.

The texture from the salehe crocs is suppose to represent a finger print, that color is still hideous though

Damn…Noah tears costs more than my car 😂

8:20 bruh omg you destroyed them xD

aw yes $1,000 for each tear imagine having tears with a """"value"""" of one thousand each. that's rediculas

One word: MONEY LAUNDERING.

SUPREME on this is? This is my type of content

I agree with Austin I pretty much lost all faith in humanity during this. I mean I know that's the hype beast culture but damn I legitimately feel nauseous now.

This game is if you are over the price you lose. You can only be exact or lower so both of you lost most of the time. Basic price is right rules

One thing is when you get Disney in to it then you have to go way higher

I can't wait 'till Hypebeast inevitably goes out of style.

MATT!! Regular stock standard croc with or without fur on the inside ARE THE MOST COMFORTABLE SHOES EVER!

Lol yup. I can’t afford da hamburger currently so…

Bape was such a joke and I laughed at everybody wearing that garbage.

I have the supreme crowbar. I bought it from Yard Sell for $25, hahahhaha oh my god, I must I must use it in my gaming room for decoration

I'm not ringing any ding a ling

yay, Matt wins!

This is crazy

(5:15) *It HAUNTS my dreams*

And you didn't even cover the final Mouse

You can buy those on wish in the exact same quality for 3$... Which item you ask? all of them! LOL

the squid will win that battle 9 times out of 10

man im too poor for my utility bill bragh

Hypebeast mystery tech

20,000 tiny squid vs a Japanese Chef Me: 😋

To whoever bought a girl's tears for thousands of dollarrs, I have one question. What's wrong with you man?

I'm just saying, ya'll should do one with better pieces. like this is funny and all. but there is better stuff. all i'm saying

crocs are the worst thing in the world

For some reason, I Feel good about being a broke boy right now!😂😂

10% of 88$ is 8 not 9$ so $79 ..is a better deal at 10.23% off .wow. lol

*left temple

Nope, just nope……………

Fortunately the Rick Owens water bottles are typically priced around $40-50, someone probably just posted it for $666 looking for offers

It’s pronounced stoo see, it’s the founders last name. Also emphasized by the ü two dots over the u.

hobbit crocs

Are the tears legit?

Naming your company "Bape" is very sus..

Haven't been this early in a while,what's up

The Salahe Bembury crocs are dope. I have a pair and love them, but the color way in the video goes for about $130 Canadian. The original releases are much more expensive more expensive.

I own 2 supreme bricks lol.. when I build my first house they will be included as a conversation peice

I know it's not your thing, but I would watch the living Hell out of a full episode of The Price is Right, but with all this stupid crap.

It's "stoo-see".

Crocs are so fuckin comfy

You can buy Cal Scruby toenails $5000 on his shopify store. Sick rapper tho.

Nice I love this is

I watch this is for mat not Austin stop using Austin in thumbnails 👍🏼

Humankind should go extinct....after that one it's a safe bet. We ain't gonna make it.... This makes me wanna go out on the road, grab a random guy, shake him, break him and check if some light turns on between the ears. 🤦‍♂

I loved this video, but I beat both of you. I had 15 points 😎. Also, although I do not have genuine Crocs, I always buy Walmart knock offs for $10. They are my house slippers.

those "jokes" of aron saying he would throw austin and austin saying he would, "punch you in the right side of your face..." seemed like passive aggressive statements like behind the scenes there was a debate on who would win in a fight lol. maybe not or maybe those 2 joke threats were fueled by an honest debate on who would win in a fight? clearly austin would lose. aron would toss austin around. dare i say a youtuber boxing fight is in the mix for THIS IS youtube channel? that would get a lot of clicks if you ask me. fight! fight! fight!

bape isnt really hypebeast anymore, most people any really into bape anymore. i personally really like bape and always have. im just really into bright color shit and their hoodies are dope

Who's buying this crap

I respectfully feel like this is not a platform to be talking about hype/avant garde fashion items. Sure, there are many items featured that are ridiculous (such as the foot shoes or Noah Cyrus's tears) and are not worth their price. However, items like the salehe bembury Crocs are really respected in the fashion community. I feel like talking about this stuff on this platform only promotes negativity from people who already think this stuff is stupid to begin with. You (as in the collective) don't have to like it, and if you don't like it, then it wasn't made for you. Just as much as how I love metal music, and if you don't then that music wasn't written for you. This is also not meant as an attack on Austin and Matt because I actually love their content. This is constructive criticism that I hope they read and just take into consideration. As well, I'm not trying to convince anyone that they SHOULD like these items because that's really not the point, they're appreciated by some but not by all.

I was really enjoying this video until just after the black foot shoes, RU-vid played a ad showing an extremely malnourished young child's chest in close up. I had to stop watching as it was extremely upsetting to see. If you guys notice a lot of drop offs, this may be why.

"stussy"

Y'all were pronouncing Stussy wrong 😮‍💨🥴😭

Just here to say.... tera ghar jainyega ismein... iykyk.