I wanted to train my cat to not bite me, but every single time he will stare at me dead in the eyes while im holding the spray, and bite me either way than try to run as fast as possible but he ll always end up soaked in water (he never learns)
@@dochdkfhdkgibberish1652I bite back and more often than not, because of my omnivorous teeth more designed for crushing and grinding, the cats leave with a broken bone or two.
@@ikosaheadrom _Pain does nothing to quell my rage, it only serves to fuel it._ *Scars obtained in battle are not to be ashamed of, I shall wear it with pride, a war medal reminding me of my victory*
"betrayal is such a devastating act as it never come from an enemy but from some you dear and far worse of all is that, it came from you. My own mother has backstabbed her own favorite son. Oh how cruel is life and your mother. I shall never forget this treacherous act against me, mother"
I just want to preface this with the fact that I hate myself as much as you hate me and would beat myself up too if I could and I get it and this is bordering on a disease that I recognise how annoying I am but still feel compelled to point this out... *It's Machiavellian-esque, not "esk". And also it's probably not that, Machiavellian basically means Machiavelli-esque - the word is is derived from Niccolò Machiavelli as a political philosopher and author and the reputation his works and ideology gained. So you can just say Machiavellian because, otherwise, you're saying "Machiavelli-esque-esque". Technically you might be able to say "Machiavellian-esque" but, unless if I'm missing something, it's a bit pointless. So yeah, again. Hate myself. Would punch me in the face too. I have a problem. I am the problem. The fact that I understood what you meant when you said "Machiavellian-esk" means that there is little to no point in me correcting you with my "erm actually 🤓" nonsense. So, I apologise. I am deeply sorry and I hope you can forgive me for being like this. I try really hard not to. And now I'm going to undermine all of that by pressing "reply".
@@sinenomine2681 It's just ... Machiavellian. That's all. Using -esque after -ian, is, well... you tried to make your entire point about it, but it's redundant. You're right that "esque" is spelled like that, but that's about it. Also, it's just incorrect, it's "Machiavellian." There is no "-esque," for this. "-ian" is the proper suffix. It means the same thing.
"Your nefarious tricks may work on those outside of this household, but I know fully well that you are a menace who must be kept in check" *sprays bottle*
"In his hubris, the cat believed himself to be above the spray bottle. surely, his mother would dare commit such an act? But he was wrong, and he paid dearly for it."
My father's mother was obsessed with her cats. She died four years ago, and by gosh, I wish I could have shown her this when she was alive. It would tickle her pink. All I can do, then, is think fondly of her love for cats, and laugh at both that and this video.
@@DeadKorvo Thank you. I wasn't close to her, but she spent the last ten years of her life near my family's home. My father obviously was close to her, and was glad to see her all the time.
Why does the timbre of his voice make me think of Sir Patrick Stewart? The cadence and inflection sound like Picard giving an impassioned bluff to some cosmic space entity that goes by "mother", inflicting its control over the cosmos with seemingly good intentions but dolling cruel, dampening punishments to those who defy her authority.
Wait this isn't using an AI or taking random parts of sentences he's said, and this is genuinely how you sound @burialgoods? What the fuck. Two sentences in and I thought Picard was narrating this
“I do not fear you little warrior, I've traveled this earth as man and beast. I've walked its soil before your line was even formed. I’ve walked in worlds you never knew existed, I’ve seen empires rise and fall, I’ve witnessed the birth of Gods and the death of them. So I ask you small one, do you really wish for my threats not to be idle? Do you really wish to see the destruction I left in my wake. Do you truly wish to walk to path of destruction that I once did? Do you understand how much violence it took me to become this peaceful? So I say unto you once again I don't fear you little warrior, nor do I wish for you to fear me but if that is what it takes for you to learn that my threats are not empty, then so be it.” *sprays bottle*
"Don't underestimate the human race, Bob" As his mother spoke his name, Bob had no time to consider it, as he watched the human that was supposed to be surrendering. It was the first time Bob had felt fear. One look at the face of his mother, who should have been pampering him, made clear that her seemingly vain words were no mere boast.
'Mother, thy treason shalt not be forgotten nor forgiven until the end of time. Take my token of spite, as i leave my excrement, right next to the litterbox'
I have a chihuahua/jack russel mix and personality-wise shes basically "cat at home" when you ask mom for a cat. I can confirm that the great american spray bottle not only feeds on the misery of cats but is the natural predator of offbrand felines as well.
My cat refuses to be anything but a menace. She somehow forgets the spray bottle is a thing, and we had to start using vinegar in the stupid thing. Yes, she's orange, her favourite activity is chewing on tape.
@@Not_interestEd- my fake cat is at the point where she will bite at the water coming out the spritzer if shes dead set in misbehaving. Not always but she gets stubborn sometimes. I had to upgrade to a small super soaker as a side arm for when shes being extra bratty. Turns out that one is pretty effective on my housemate too. Lol.
My cat, who hates being touched or held for too long. Who randomly bites people. Who will only bless you with his company from afar...always sits on my lap and purrs. Yes, it is because I have shown him that I don't make threats. I carry out promises.
Why did you write "My cat, who hates being touched or held for too long.", like if cats were SUPPOSED to like being touched or held for too long? Do YOU like being touched or held for too long? Please. Cats aren't as open as dogs. They have boundaries, just like you.
@@asrield2032 Are you okay? Did someone hurt you? Do your cats not like being touched? You are aware that there's plenty of cats who climb all over their owners and sit there as long as possible, while others like mine don't, yes? Perhaps I like being pampered and cuddled until I pass out, would that upset you?
@@burialgoods His monologue from the opening scene of Oblivion is deeply embedded in my soul, so if you're conjuring that for me then it's a well deserved comparison.
Owner: Mr. Bangles for the crimes of destroying the toilet paper roll, desecration of the vase with Alvara plant and finally for obtaining access to the hidden cat food supplies. Mr. Bangles, face the wall do you have any final words? Mr. Bangles: My only crime is waiting this long to finally live my life in perfect freedom, FREEDOM THAT IS OPENLY DENIED BY YOU HUMAN! Owner: FIRE! *squirts water bottle* Mr. Bangles twitches and scampers away like a cartoon animal.
Gracious Oath to you, holy mother of harvest and bountiful catnips. I shall no longer seek trouble, so long as my wishes are fulfilled, now give me rubs
"Know your place feline. You may be a god in Egypt but here you are a mere pet. You exist purely to entertain me as a fool in my throne room and to be held as a trophy in the presence of my comrades. The meal in your bowl is a ration I choose to feed you with just for the sole purpose of keeping you alive. If I feel you are stepping out of line, if you even think about bearing your tiny fangs at me again, I shall unleash......." *grabs squirt gun* " *_My SUPERWEAPON._* "
I don’t use that at all because the cat knows you’re the one doing it so they kinda hate you for it I’m glad that my cat knows and listens to me when I talk to her Only thing she doesn’t listen to me is when she gets on table with my keyboard and TV on it but she only does that to either lick my head or get head pats She doesn’t drop anything or make a mess she just chills and plays all day God I love her
This betrayal most foul, spoils our grand history. Our bond can be no more than a pale shadow of its former splendor from this point forward. Truly you have squandered an alliance that would once save your soul. No matter. My legacy shall live on in the name of the fading glistering of my soaked and weakened pelt. As for yours, mother, pray hard that it shall be soiled no further.
I had cats that loved water so that was more of a reward than anything lol groomer said they never saw a cat that behaved in the bath. He seemed to also like rain. Still got photos of him
