You wrote the WORST asdfmovie EVER 

you can just tell it wasnt in this one because he wants to put it in an actual asdf

I hope if he does use it, it’s just “tax fraud” said in the most monotone, soulless way possible. “I’m committing” would make it too long. It needs to be quick and concise.

Honestly, tax fraud jokes are wayyyyyyy too overused, along with “arson” or “war crimes”. Some people just say “hey guys, I’m committing *insert crime*! Funny, right?”

@grandre comedy is about subversion of expectations, the ‘what are you doing step-bro?’ implies something sexual and tax-fraud is the opposite of that so it really will probably work quite well

@@SirQuack-mi9sz Yeah, but I feel like the joke has been ruined by the people who rely on it as their only punch line (like the type of people mentioned in my previous comment)

Congrats dude!

Yooo

what time did you expect to make it into, 5:22 ?

@@axob AM or PM?

(courtesy of me for posting this on the server, lol)

it was too perfect to be in the movie

bal man works because of its low quality

It was already drawn, he couldn't have possibly outdone it

you cant improve upon perfection

you could say it takes some... BALS, MAN

YoUVe JuSSt bEEn tommed

Bal man

the bal man skit was too perfect

You just got John’d is so good I’m so mad it didn’t make it

That “cup of Joe” one could have worked if instead of a cup of Steve it was a cup of John

"Hey look, a ball!"

@@FannToons *BAL MAN*

@@davidelliott2501 *lauging*

That’s the thing, that’s the joke that made me laugh the most 😂

That’s gen z

ikr 🤣

*BALL MAN*

BALL MAN!!!

Ok, maybe I don't have humor. But what's funny with bal man? The joke really missed me ._.

@@malpkakefirek Yeah. I’m pretty slow but I still can’t figure it out

But bal man clearly gave him like 900 more years of life

I think a lot of people miss a lot of the point of those jokes though. They subvert expectations. A lot of the literal jokes weren't really subverting expectations... It was just them knowing the fact that it is literally what the character said. The nothing can stop me now joke is a literal joke but it subverts your expectations by having it LITERALLY be nothing, not a guy named Nothing or anything like that. Just the literal void. That's what makes it funny.

@@GaomonAndLucario great Ted Talk

My favorites are the play with words ones, like the "Hey baby, are you an angel? 'Cause I'm allergic to feathers!" *agressively vomits* That one stays with me for life.

@@GaomonAndLucario I think the fact that joke works is because it's not so blatantly obvious as others. For example, "You are what you eat" is a phrase that you don't really hear anywhere unless someone is trying to make a similar joke. So as soon as we heard the phrase, we know what the joke's gonna be and automatically becomes unfunny. On the other hand, "Nothing can stop me" is such a common phrase in media that we don't instantly think of the literal meaning of it. As Tom mentioned, this causes you to figure out the joke after the skit has passed. Your explanation makes it seem as is both punchlines are inherently different when they aren't. Both are about literally displaying what was said. Having it literally be nothing is the same as having the person literally become what they eat. The REAL difference is the setup of the joke. One setup immediately gives away the joke while the other one isn't as obvious. That's where the subversion of expectations really resides.

He didn’t even realize the “you’ve been so distant” or “nothing can stop me” bits are exactly that

90% of tweets in this video is like, 25 maybe? And he said that people responded over 1000 times

would you wanna see him for hours giving absolutely no reactions to the 1000 tweets that werent even considered for this vid because they were that bad?

@@richardbottom9843 yes

@@mathildadeer well there's 20 extra minutes of this... On the Patreon

@@cobaltchromee7533 he just took the horrendously bad and outrageously good ones

No, the way to make it funny is for the guy to turn into another person, and after an awkward pause he has to admit he's a cannibal.

@@B.-T.anticlimax version: he doesn’t even change

Just Natsu things

I expected him to cut a piece of the fire out in that part

Its like the "whats for dinner" one

They kinda botched it though. The fire was supposed to be in the oven, with someone being concerned about the smoke.

same

...merch?

You mean "get hit by a toilet that's dropped on/at you"?

You just got John'd...

I agree and you know why

Little John as John

Oh that's fucked up 💀💀💀

You could add a whole nother layer of brick joke two it by adding a third scene at the end of the video where we cut back to the first skit and the train has narrowly missed whatever it was.

Yeah, its pretty much the creator killing the 4th wall breaker just to prove him wrong

Very Tom

Holy shit, my most liked comment ever I feel proud And thanks for the support

@@happythekobold1018 tomska is god in asdfmovie universe

​@@happythekobold1018 breaking the FIFTH wall

heheh you just got johned

The wife leaving the kids and him not making the cut also makes me sad

you just got Johned

@@Kitsunegami i cannot express how much i wheezed reading this

Dad: Are you winning son? Son: I’m commiting tax fraud.

The ball man was great

👁👄👁

I'm crying

Same

Same I’m dying

Perfectly, I would say

Schrödinger's audience ...

Well what can I say. You just got john'd.

This was the peak of his audience, he perfectly estimated the other 99% or so.

bal man

He’d better laugh, or else the Smiley Man will get hungry

What do you mean?

Super good videos!

👁👄👁

it's a guy advertising his mediocre videos by spamming comments

BALMAN

Those are rare

To be fair most of these are overused jokes anyways

Hello, Mine Turtle!

Especially when ‘you’ve been distant lately’ is exactly that

It is. He hates that he does not hates it enough. It's such a auto-check.

Amd drinks

You forgot "bc like, it's literally the litteral" and "what did this? Was it this?"

3. bal man

3. BECAUSE THE LITERAL- (aggressively drinks wine)

3. I'm committing tax fraud.

right 😂

Terrible jokes are usually the funniest

you’re not wrong.

Seriously he’s done so many literal jokes

@@mr.stuffdoer8483 And now you have your answer, why he hates them.

It is like a contained Gordon Ramsey

There is a fine line between love and hate and these jokes are doing a trapeze act on it.

he hate the bad joke as much as he mad at himself by the fact that he doesnt come up with the good one

Its called self hatred

“Why did you think this is for asdfmovie?!” vs “Why didn’t I think of this for asdfmovie?!”

not even a wheeze an absolute decimation of this poor boys lungs

he didnt put in bal man because it is already perfect in execution

I think because he's gonna use it in his actual asdfmovie

I mean even an amazing animator like Ben couldn't do the original comic justice

His laugh kinda sounds like Mutahar's

3:00 The words that Tom said are not only just a bit disturbing, but it's letting Puffy see reality.

I even have that video on my folder

*uncontrollable laughter*

I don't get the Bal Man joke at ALL

@@sadlobster1 that’s the point

@@sadlobster1 you're not supposed to

bal man

@@pepsimann2038 BAL

agreed

you can't improve perfection

@@santumChannelYes "NEVER IMPROVE UPON PERFECTION SOUNDWAVE" -bal man

the bal man joke was already perfect

I’m hoping to see a Bal Man cameo in the next ASDFmovie 😂👍🤞

I think this is perfect without the “they do”

always has been

Yes.

bal man

Who else is going to make sure the jobs done

Incredibile come nessuno vi abbia ancora notato

same honestly. It's so genuinely funny

UOMO PALA💀

Ma salve

@@mactv8968 PALLUOMO

Husband and wife laughing to each other. Husband: "Gee, our son sure is a handful." Wife opens her hands to reveal a small person standing in her palm. Son: "I have violated the Geneva Convention on numerous occasions"

@@alextunneyware gold

hasn't he

bal man

The smash one was perfect.

It should've gone like Villian: NOTHING CAN STOP ME NOW! superhero: Ok *leaves* Villian: *fades away screaming*

@@cynderalian I mean in like 3 seconds it got outdated.

@@Tyranitar. I have no clue what it’s referencing but I still think it’s hilarious

I think the reason he’s so upset by them is that there are so many people who tell him how bad the jokes are but when given the chance to write better ones they mostly end up being the same thing that was originally criticized.

@@ariaphoenix2760 yes this exactly

​@@ariaphoenix2760but the submissions here werent saying they could do better???

@@themyofmy They aren't the sane people but the consensus is there

@@ariaphoenix2760 Also he hates those jokes in retrospect

😬 Hmmmmmm

Even the bal man?

@@jeremyrush2018 even the ball man

Something tells me you're a Ao3 user..

@@Toobero don't know what that is, so that'll be a no

More like *CHUGS WINE*

"One guy says 'What did you get for your birthday?' then he says 'I got older,' and then he actually gets way older, HAHAHAHA" *wine devouring*

IT'S LITERALLY THE THI- **proceeds to chef's kiss the Nothing can Stop Me Now pun**

“Aw look at the little baby!” *waaaaaaaa* “And now look at the big baby!” **WA.**

the pinnacle of comedy

Please don't encourage them

Those jokes make me want to die _BUTT-_

John: OH NO!! YOU'RE A BUTT!! Prankee: I AM?!?! John: HAH! YOU JUST GOT JO-- Prankee: ...No.. John: ..What? Prankee: I didn't get Johnned this time, John. John: Wait a minute, butt--

i just dropped a blueberry i was eating and it's all your fault

@@coolindividual81 butt-

Maybe

what

For some reason he made me think of the guy from word girl

@@marbeardontknow2870 Which one?

@@lennahcmarblesmonstersandm6070 the rat guy

Haha coom

B A L L M A N

Ball man

Ouch

@@JackRackam what tf are you doing here?

@@JackRackam hi

The buttfart was PEAK humour.

@@reda84. Watchin Tom aren't I

I remember there were fanmade asdfmovies from back before asdfmovie5 was released (The "You were an accident" line notably heard in cartoonlover98's YTP, "You Are A Sad, Strange Little Man" came from one of those fanmade asdf's)

@@NunofYerbizness Oh yeah I remember watching those. I remember a fanmade asdfmovie 10 was made that had a weird egg joke that kept being repeated

But somewhere in an alternate universe a sandwich did think of this

no joke, but ultrasdf is one of the funniest videos i have ever seen in my entire life.

It subverts your expectations twice! So yeah actually pretty good.

even if they got railroaded

I dunno, seems to me they have a one track mind. But I don’t wanna say it too loudly incase I derail him. Boom. There you go Tom. Your welcome bud 😉

@@BlackNomad1 *GOSH DAMN IT*

Ball Man was perfect. You can't improve Ball Man. You can only make Ball Man worse.

I’m literally shaking and crying rn.

Bol man👍

bal man will strike when you least expect it.

ty :)

nothing can stop me now is such asdfmovie

Oddly, while picturing that comic, I thought of the 'Nothing can stop me now' from the parody video of Yugi playing poker. The voice fits so perfectly.

Honestly dor the fire dish, it would be awesome if it was crunchy as f

Bal Man

@@orangejuice1109 man I can't believe bal man didn't make it in

I can see it

the camera joke in that one was really fuckin good

Well it's basically the "Let's play catch the knife!" skit

My friend did that one

This was hands down the funniest thing in the video and I can't believe it didn't make it into fansdfmovie. It's a crime. ...like tax fraud

@@TheRaptor06 Probably because it was more his idea than the commentors’

you need more doubt

But... bal man...

I can do better, here's my joke: "Have a good morning!" "Thank you!" 2 hours later... *people mourning*

Ball man

same

I know, right?

B A L L M A N

B. A. L. L. M. A. N.

👁👄👁

"They don't care" said Tom

At this point. I think they're engaged in a game of Chicken

Tbf, they sponsored THAT video as well, so I'd say they were very ok with working with him even after seeing it. And also, idk how many videos are left on that deal, but i remember he said it was a determinate amount so maybe they're just waiting for it to end and they'll think about if it's working for them after that.

@@Summergch I'm pretty sure the determinate amount was that the last video they were supposed to sponsor by the contract is the "please fire me" video, and they did sponsor it, and they continue sponsoring all the other videos, and hey, I'm not complaining. We get great skits from those ads!

can you explain the joke though? I don't get it

@@popkornboy3339 me neither tbh. I think that’s why it’s funny

@☁️CloudyPlays☁️ I realised

Heresy.

Haha! COMEDY

I don’t like that one

@@SpiceLettuce why

@ThatWaterRiver too much explanation

That's really funny

Smiley Man origins confirmed?

OOOOH THAT SMART

Dude I was legitimately about to comment the same thing

He had to do God's work.