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Your Boat Sinks While Being Arrested For Partying 

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@Mark-qz2nu
@Mark-qz2nu 3 месяца назад
The only captain on that boat was Captain Morgan.
@MrJuvefrank
@MrJuvefrank 3 месяца назад
That's a good one.
@catface3473
@catface3473 3 месяца назад
Was just watching a Bermuda triangle movie...where the capn.of the dilapidated charter boat was ...yup...capn Morgan ...😮😊😊😊
@sandwichman100
@sandwichman100 3 месяца назад
capt pugwash
@KrazeeClark
@KrazeeClark 3 месяца назад
I think I saw Captain Crunch as well. 🚤👍
@Ray56z
@Ray56z 3 месяца назад
These spend that type of money to get wasted when green mccormicks does the same?
@lucasw2880
@lucasw2880 3 месяца назад
Name of this boat is: "Just Methin around"
@kbc1883
@kbc1883 3 месяца назад
🤣
@Meowhsss
@Meowhsss 2 месяца назад
Underrated comment
@Czech_Mate704
@Czech_Mate704 2 месяца назад
That’s comment gold.
@CarolC-sv1zv
@CarolC-sv1zv 2 месяца назад
Hoho that's hilarious because he looks so high on meth
@JP-tt8gn
@JP-tt8gn 2 месяца назад
Coincidentally that's also the name of Mike Tyson's yacht
@stephenkoenig1532
@stephenkoenig1532 Месяц назад
Florida Man: *gets drivers license* 4 days later: *gets DUI*
@qwoper3189
@qwoper3189 Месяц назад
On a boat after driving for 5 seconds
@Anubis-nx1gu
@Anubis-nx1gu 28 дней назад
Only in FloriDUH😂😂😂
@mgmedia90
@mgmedia90 9 дней назад
I wonder if his driver license gets revoked for it
@emc84
@emc84 3 месяца назад
All suspects are incoherent until proven guilty
@disseminationnetwork
@disseminationnetwork 3 месяца назад
This is great!
@jimbobbyrnes
@jimbobbyrnes 3 месяца назад
Incoherent until proven filthy
@strawpiglet
@strawpiglet 3 месяца назад
😂
@eucliduschaumeau8813
@eucliduschaumeau8813 3 месяца назад
He doesn’t want a sobriety test because the “boat is swerving all over”?
@28704joe
@28704joe 3 месяца назад
until proven sober..👍
@JMH33SD
@JMH33SD 3 месяца назад
"I ain't swimming away. Who do you think I am, Michael Phelps?" Had me rolling 🤣 😂
@DonnyRapture
@DonnyRapture 3 месяца назад
I mean if you wanna make a viral ass video, always film in landscape ;)
@anti-ethniccleansing465
@anti-ethniccleansing465 3 месяца назад
@@DonnyRapture Huh? What does your comment have to do with the OP’s comment, or this video?
@anti-ethniccleansing465
@anti-ethniccleansing465 3 месяца назад
@JMH Just curious - that photograph as your banner in your profile… Is that the largest US flag ever made for the Guinness book of world records or what? It was pretty cool figuring out that there were soldiers underneath the flag too.
@JMH33SD
@JMH33SD 3 месяца назад
@anti-ethniccleansing465 it's a MLB flag that I have
@JMH33SD
@JMH33SD 3 месяца назад
@anti-ethniccleansing465 oh, that banner. It's from a baseball game in San Diego on July 4th for National Antham. It's the Holiday Bowl flag from college football bowl game. Custom made just for the game. I think these are sailors from an aircraft carrier in port.
@case1516
@case1516 2 месяца назад
This guy is one of the most unintentionally funny guys I’ve ever seen 😂😂😂
@Vub.
@Vub. 2 месяца назад
I love him lol, no lieing he is just himself. Don't want to hurt nobody just have a good time
@LetsTalkAboutPrepping
@LetsTalkAboutPrepping 2 месяца назад
​@@Vub. Not lying? "Man I just now picked them up so I don't think I need life jackets for them, I'm actually dropping them off right here right here so they don't need em" So you're saying he came and picked someone up who wanted to be dropped off right then right there? Ya OK, he's not lying
@brianm4178
@brianm4178 Месяц назад
​@LetsTalkAboutPrepping and that he wasn't driving lol but he's clearly saying he's picked them up and intends to drop them off 😂
@RH-sb5co
@RH-sb5co Месяц назад
​@@Vub.Drunk AF driving anything is DANGEROUS.
@justelizabeth198
@justelizabeth198 3 месяца назад
That boat reminds me of a crackhouse on water.
@floridagal150
@floridagal150 3 месяца назад
Omg, that's hilarious, it actually had a hole in the front of the boat. These people are a trip, I'm sure they saw that boat first and knew something wasn't quite right. 😅
@TheCharleseye
@TheCharleseye 3 месяца назад
Makes sense, since this guy is a big ol' crackhead.
@3v3r42o
@3v3r42o 3 месяца назад
Hahaha
@redseaford9426
@redseaford9426 3 месяца назад
Not crack man... meth. I've seen it many times living where I do. This is a few meth heads that went out to get drunk on the boat
@jessJBIRD1981
@jessJBIRD1981 3 месяца назад
I thought so too. Look at their faces. Trying to look hot.
@BACKTHEBLUE.UNTILITSYOU.
@BACKTHEBLUE.UNTILITSYOU. 3 месяца назад
Him trying to shake his hand and saying have a great weekend is priceless. 😂 right after getting safety equipment.
@real100talk5
@real100talk5 3 месяца назад
I had to rewind. Have a good labor day weekend. Lol
@DEATHISCERTAINLIFEISNOT.
@DEATHISCERTAINLIFEISNOT. 3 месяца назад
💀
@melodymakermark
@melodymakermark 3 месяца назад
@BACKTHEBLUE.UNTILITSYOU, right? lol. He actually thought he was gonna dismiss the cop.
@jlob5296
@jlob5296 3 месяца назад
LOL yeah it was a solid attempt at closing the case
@artrogue4150
@artrogue4150 3 месяца назад
Gotta give him props for trying to end it right there.
@Meowhsss
@Meowhsss 3 месяца назад
“So we good or what?”. Definitely “or what”.
@DogAteMyPopcorn
@DogAteMyPopcorn 3 месяца назад
Message for the young ladies on the boat... next time someone asks you if you want to party on their boat, ask if it floats.
@terrybaldridge8730
@terrybaldridge8730 3 месяца назад
Then ask if they remembered to put the plug in before they launched it.
@greenman6141
@greenman6141 2 месяца назад
The only question these "ladies" EVER ask is "where's the meth?"
@libragirl4471
@libragirl4471 Месяц назад
So technically the arrest saved them from sinking in deep water far from shore. Drunk Sir, I think you owe them an apology and a thank you
@locaxmoca3482
@locaxmoca3482 Месяц назад
@@libragirl4471bruh what?
@sp00f34
@sp00f34 Месяц назад
@@libragirl4471 the cops are the ones that sunk it. would have never happened. that guy wasnt even operating it
@bisleyblackhawk1288
@bisleyblackhawk1288 3 месяца назад
That dude is drunk AF!!!
@carbonconnection2480
@carbonconnection2480 3 месяца назад
*Swear to drunk I'm not god...*
@Cyberdactyl
@Cyberdactyl 3 месяца назад
My guess is around 0.28 BAC
@Captain_Clark_CDoryAdventures
@Captain_Clark_CDoryAdventures 3 месяца назад
To drunk to remember the most important piece of equipment..... The boat plug. Dang!
@gangoffour6690
@gangoffour6690 3 месяца назад
Bail 🪣 then Bail $$
@donarthiazi2443
@donarthiazi2443 3 месяца назад
@@Captain_Clark_CDoryAdventures _"Too"_ drunk _to_ use the correct homophone.
@ruthcassidy6052
@ruthcassidy6052 Месяц назад
Wearing a thick gold chain on a rotted-out boat: peak Florida drunk.
@sarahdeshay1394
@sarahdeshay1394 3 месяца назад
“I got a drivers license baby” that’s one proud man.
@frankbelford3391
@frankbelford3391 3 месяца назад
Not for long!!!
@lovecheese45
@lovecheese45 3 месяца назад
annnnnnd he lost it
@aeromoe
@aeromoe 3 месяца назад
Four days ago!!
@comfortablynumb9342
@comfortablynumb9342 3 месяца назад
Yeah I don't want him driving anything
@gregb.330
@gregb.330 3 месяца назад
Like Steve Martin, in The Jerk. “I’m in the phone book! I’m somebody now!” (Yeah, I’m old.)
@Fajowski50
@Fajowski50 3 месяца назад
Guy takes his girl out on a disgusting boat, gets drunk, gets arrested, sinks the boat, and she still kisses him??? How low are her standards?
@chanel2018-k3z
@chanel2018-k3z 3 месяца назад
Exactly 😜
@renatoaraujo7383
@renatoaraujo7383 3 месяца назад
You sound pretty jealous
@leveljoe
@leveljoe 3 месяца назад
​@@renatoaraujo7383 ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ We found the low standards girlfriend!
@Falconlibrary
@Falconlibrary 3 месяца назад
Women like bad boys. If he had a nice boat, stayed sober, and was law-abiding, he'd be "boring". Women are children who require constant stimulation.
@TheEaglesfan160
@TheEaglesfan160 3 месяца назад
Her standards are the same as the condition of the boat. Underwater
@Vub.
@Vub. 2 месяца назад
2:32 i DIED. he tried to dap him and send the cop on his way. Cop is like buddy this aint over
@BobDobbs681
@BobDobbs681 3 месяца назад
That boat is quite the babe magnet.
@fourfortyroadrunner6701
@fourfortyroadrunner6701 3 месяца назад
Worked for a couple of em!!
@kevinjohnson-lf3kj
@kevinjohnson-lf3kj 3 месяца назад
Sum Hot Tuna 😮😮😮
@SkunkApeFLA10
@SkunkApeFLA10 3 месяца назад
He caught a big red snapper!
@noahh2338
@noahh2338 3 месяца назад
​@@SkunkApeFLA10I'd throw em back..lol
@alanluscombe8a553
@alanluscombe8a553 3 месяца назад
Or it could be the meth they offered
@Mark-qz2nu
@Mark-qz2nu 3 месяца назад
Congratulations you kept your driver's license for 4 days 🤟😎
@kfelix2934
@kfelix2934 3 месяца назад
A 1st timer BUI is not going to loose your vehicle driver license. In fact you do not need a license to "operate" a boat in the state of FL , & only one state has boat license know as a vessel license and IIRC that's Alabama. They also have a V class endorsement for your "driver license" which is for Vessel. BTW a boater ed-card is not a license
@stefanforrer2573
@stefanforrer2573 3 месяца назад
@@kfelix2934 that's why the cop said it's LIKE a license and not it's a license
@kfelix2934
@kfelix2934 3 месяца назад
@@stefanforrer2573 He was wrong and mistaken, a boater ed card is not a "boating license", just like my "hunters ed card " is not a hunting license. i can only think of one state that has a boater license and that is backwards Alabama
@shanetrent8799
@shanetrent8799 3 месяца назад
Probably a record for him.
@punxnotdead185
@punxnotdead185 3 месяца назад
​@@kfelix2934They are pretty relaxed down there, I'm used to up in MN here they pull your DL for 90 days your first DUI, and you can get a DUI up here even mowing your grass drunk on a riding lawn mower, I know someone who got one because he was drinking a beer on his rider and a cop driving by seen the Bud Light can and stopped and came in his yard and gave him a breathalyzer and arrested him, the law doesn't state anything about a public roadway it's just that you can get a DUI operating a motor vehicle anywhere in the state so they can apply it no matter where you are or what your doing lol, then when you lose your license you can get in trouble for driving a boat or even an ATV on an ATV trail with a revoked license now. They don't mess around up here with that stuff, get a DUI and the only thing you can drive is a bicycle lol.
@LTVegas-vf6km
@LTVegas-vf6km 3 месяца назад
Nice boat. Pilot’s chair taken from a 1972 kitchen table set.
@CEMBerthoud
@CEMBerthoud 3 месяца назад
Now THIS is a Florida boater.
@FlipDahlenburg
@FlipDahlenburg 2 месяца назад
Makes me proud to be a Floridian (wipes tear from corner of eye)...
@dre4011
@dre4011 Месяц назад
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@MotionScientific
@MotionScientific Месяц назад
Miami has most of the best boats in the world, stay jealous.
@SamiJuntunen1
@SamiJuntunen1 Месяц назад
​​@@MotionScientificand the best captains! I would feel safe.
@paultaylor7906
@paultaylor7906 Месяц назад
​@@MotionScientificYup best boats, not necessarily the best boaters🙄
@Omegazstar
@Omegazstar 3 месяца назад
My best friend and little brother were killed on an inner tube after being hit by an intoxicated boater driving a pontoon. Thank you officers! ❤
@opeltheartist
@opeltheartist 3 месяца назад
So sorry for your loss. 🙏 these officers are doing important work
@leonardodalongisland
@leonardodalongisland 3 месяца назад
Sorry for you/your family.
@JohnSmith-bw9wu
@JohnSmith-bw9wu 3 месяца назад
Oh boy I seen people get their neck broken straight sober riding inner tubes and nobody hit them 😂 these guys was trolling at 3 mph
@JohnSmith-bw9wu
@JohnSmith-bw9wu 3 месяца назад
I watched 2 people get shot at kings island in Cincinnati Ohio cause some thugs cut in line safest bet stay home and never leave your house
@patrickgleeson8142
@patrickgleeson8142 3 месяца назад
What does that have to do with these trashy crackheads getting rightfully arrested for endangering themselves and everyone around them?​@@JohnSmith-bw9wu
@stevesmith3556
@stevesmith3556 2 месяца назад
That dude's drunk as hell😂, but that last test, I couldn't pass on a good day😂
@micah.80665
@micah.80665 Месяц назад
Same 💀 I was looking at the comments to see if anyone else thought it was crazy
@mikeyb7786
@mikeyb7786 Месяц назад
Same i lost the officer a few seconds into it
@Boarderguy96
@Boarderguy96 Месяц назад
Always remember, a mandatory license suspension for refusing a breathalyzer or their DUI testing methods is better than handing them a DUI conviction.
@Tracert-mc1hu
@Tracert-mc1hu Месяц назад
I'm pretty sure those tests aren't meant to be a pass/fail and more of a way for them to gauge your impairment.
@Justin_Neagle
@Justin_Neagle 3 месяца назад
Laughed out loud when he tried to wrap up the encounter 🤣
@brianm4178
@brianm4178 Месяц назад
Saaaame... his buddy did too
@bobm1394
@bobm1394 3 месяца назад
Even a trash boat gets bikini babes.
@Budsport_TV
@Budsport_TV 3 месяца назад
Dude. Just made the same comment. There’s something about nice cars, decent motorcycles and literally any motorized boat that creates a magnetic field that attracts women. It’s fucking wild.
@terryt2728
@terryt2728 3 месяца назад
Women get bored too.
@__q
@__q 3 месяца назад
@@Budsport_TV i got all three where is my free pussy magnet ?
@CeeWorld69
@CeeWorld69 3 месяца назад
Those aren’t babes 😂😂
@montekernell8779
@montekernell8779 3 месяца назад
@@CeeWorld69 In this day and age if they don't ride in a whopper chopper at walmart and still have 87% of their teeth- close enough.
@jasoncarson369
@jasoncarson369 3 месяца назад
"Lets finish this contest."😂😂😂😂
@WilliamAllnutt
@WilliamAllnutt 2 месяца назад
😂😂😂😂
@smmurphyy
@smmurphyy 2 месяца назад
😂😂😂
@MithridatesOfficial
@MithridatesOfficial Месяц назад
Best part 😭
@rhmidwestcomics
@rhmidwestcomics 20 дней назад
Definitely my favorite line. 😂😂😂
@MattDDD
@MattDDD 14 дней назад
🤣🤣🤣
@adamvogt3767
@adamvogt3767 3 месяца назад
Thats probably one of the most obvious drunks ive seen on this channel.
@badpapa8252
@badpapa8252 3 месяца назад
or ANY channel. Amazed he could walk.
@Stevesbe
@Stevesbe 3 месяца назад
He was celebrating for 4 says straight
@badpapa8252
@badpapa8252 3 месяца назад
@@Stevesbe ???
@topshelfdustin3060
@topshelfdustin3060 3 месяца назад
What's wild is the officers were actually pretty good before things got heated. Just flat out telling him they're going to arrest him based on what they see.
@muskokamike127
@muskokamike127 3 месяца назад
I had a buddy like him, didn't drink, just dumb as a box of rocks lol....
@Tybalt.
@Tybalt. 3 месяца назад
You could tell the blonde woman was rethinking her friend choices.
@user-ek5nl1jc4b
@user-ek5nl1jc4b 3 месяца назад
No she isn't, they love chaotic lifestyles
@erikkibler3466
@erikkibler3466 3 месяца назад
Yep they love drama
@fifthward1983
@fifthward1983 3 месяца назад
@@user-ek5nl1jc4b stupid people love chaos and drama.
@davemccage7918
@davemccage7918 3 месяца назад
@@Stuckinthepast_her body definitely did not match the quality of her company.
@that.ll_do_pig
@that.ll_do_pig 3 месяца назад
What does that even mean?? ​@@davemccage7918
@2dclxvi
@2dclxvi 2 месяца назад
He just had a couple beers...every 30 minutes since he woke up that morning. "Hey guys...let's go out on the boat to celebrate my new drivers license I just got 4 days ago!!!"
@ronejr766
@ronejr766 3 месяца назад
He’s more sloshed than the inside of his boat.
@Mtnsandoceans
@Mtnsandoceans 2 месяца назад
😂
@larrysnipes7113
@larrysnipes7113 2 месяца назад
It was three hour tour! The captain started getting sloshed the tiny boat was lost if it weren't for the persistence of the water police the Minnow would be lost! ( gilligan's island)
@BowChickaHonkHonk1
@BowChickaHonkHonk1 Месяц назад
BOOM!
@AuroraMeansDawn27
@AuroraMeansDawn27 2 дня назад
😂😂😂😂😂😂 I actually choked 😂😂😂😂
@johncena-lg8uh
@johncena-lg8uh 3 месяца назад
Lmao the black dude was just sitting minding his business eating his snacks thinking “man this dude is screwed”
@ramonmartinez1262
@ramonmartinez1262 3 месяца назад
He knew if he said any thing, he would have gotten shot
@johncena-lg8uh
@johncena-lg8uh 3 месяца назад
@@ramonmartinez1262 alright let’s not be ignorant
@bobbyhill1013
@bobbyhill1013 3 месяца назад
@@ramonmartinez1262be quiet , silly little victim
@noteworthyinsignificance
@noteworthyinsignificance 3 месяца назад
Wait... There was a black dude on the boat? I didn't even see him, for real. Where was he?
@gregorythomassr5485
@gregorythomassr5485 3 месяца назад
​@@ramonmartinez1262surprised they didn't call you Woke
@williamponce5907
@williamponce5907 3 месяца назад
This is the same dude that picks a fight, gets beat, calls the police as the victim, fights the police and acts like he won both altercation
@jamessweeney6428
@jamessweeney6428 2 месяца назад
Naa bro. I’ve known many of these Florida good ol boy types. He’s that dude that’s always looking to be jump old men with his buddies and beat them to a pulp and act like they started it. The last thing this kind of dude would do is ever call any cops. He might know where a few bodies are buried
@Betterthanfresh
@Betterthanfresh 3 месяца назад
“You’re going to have to drag me” -“Ahh, he’s dragging me”😂
@babyboyy207
@babyboyy207 3 месяца назад
😂
@just-a-cupcake
@just-a-cupcake 3 месяца назад
I would have to be drunk af to even get in that boat before it left shore. 😂
@donarthiazi2443
@donarthiazi2443 3 месяца назад
Yeah really... what a POS rust bucket! Actually it's more like rotted flotsam with an engine cobbled onto it. I wouldn't want to board it even on dry land.
@pacluv
@pacluv 3 месяца назад
Right 😆😆😆😆😆😆
@midwestmike613
@midwestmike613 3 месяца назад
😂I know right😂 boating and fishing sober just not as fun as when your hammered drunk plus it helps even out the waves
@M-mj8bd
@M-mj8bd 3 месяца назад
You would have to be huffing glue to get on that thing
@Latin-J
@Latin-J 3 месяца назад
Not everyone is multi millionaire with 100k to spend on a boat. That boat he has is probably worth 5 - 10k
@Eke817
@Eke817 3 месяца назад
The fool bailing out the boat while it was beached was hilarious….
@Johnny-fc5px
@Johnny-fc5px 3 месяца назад
That guys face is the definition of "plastered"
@jimjones1678
@jimjones1678 3 месяца назад
You shouldn't judge a book or person by the cover
@quigglyz
@quigglyz 2 месяца назад
@@jimjones1678 He's drunk. You don't need to be stupid.
@jimjones1678
@jimjones1678 2 месяца назад
@@quigglyz what an intelligent sort
@maxwebster7572
@maxwebster7572 Месяц назад
@@jimjones1678 just bc he didn't have KoolAid......
@GamblingPerspective
@GamblingPerspective 3 месяца назад
“Iiiiii had a couple beers. Yes sir I have!” He’s a lot of things. But he ain’t a liar 🤣
@juliandavis2024
@juliandavis2024 3 месяца назад
He's just like me. A couple=10
@HannadayFLO
@HannadayFLO 3 месяца назад
He is a liar cos he had couple beers times 10 😂
@topshelfdustin3060
@topshelfdustin3060 3 месяца назад
@@juliandavis2024 that man drinks...he's not small. He doesn't drink high abv craft. He had WAY more than that!
@nedruts3485
@nedruts3485 3 месяца назад
Shorty changed her mind on that boat ride home real fast lol
@deadpoolongoogle9682
@deadpoolongoogle9682 2 месяца назад
She gonna upgrade to a game warden smart lady 😂
@stephane.notstephanie.pron1418
@stephane.notstephanie.pron1418 3 месяца назад
Lmao. The intro! “It’s not sinking man, it’s just a little drip” - next frame is the boat half way under. Nice
@sandwichman100
@sandwichman100 3 месяца назад
must of won the 'boat' in a drinking contest
@vincegedeon6583
@vincegedeon6583 3 месяца назад
😆
@Vinlaell
@Vinlaell 3 месяца назад
Which tells me that this is a problem they've been dealing with until the cops decided to not let them deal with it
@Ray56z
@Ray56z 3 месяца назад
​@@VinlaellThan you don't comprehend at all. Seems the passengers were surprised about the water seeping though a busted transom. What, no props for the FWC LEO heading for the sand bar to keep the old boat from going under, began as soon as the passengers pointed it out while the drunk was arguing everything was OK. You'll find someway to hate and ignore props plainly present.
@iffracem
@iffracem 3 месяца назад
@@Vinlaell oh yes.. of course... drunk guy says "little bitty leak past a rivet".. camera pans down to a bucket not being able to keep up with the water coming in. Obviously not "dealing with it", drunk people are often not the right people you need to be dealing with anything
@bryanspilner7370
@bryanspilner7370 3 месяца назад
Should have bought *FLEXSEAL*
@ElSantoLuchador
@ElSantoLuchador 3 месяца назад
I don't think proper planning and foresight are in his deck of cards.
@truthhurts2879
@truthhurts2879 3 месяца назад
Nothing short of a miracle is saving that thing, first time I've actually seen a literal sofa as seats 😅😅
@Alexander-gt4rc
@Alexander-gt4rc 3 месяца назад
Are you a distributor?
@howlinwulf
@howlinwulf 3 месяца назад
make a boat outta screen doors with that bunk
@martyjoseph9507
@martyjoseph9507 3 месяца назад
It's worked on my van radiator for over 6 months now.
@TheBehm08
@TheBehm08 2 месяца назад
“I keep my shit updated” *only 2 life vests* *hole in the boat*
@ronaldschroeder1691
@ronaldschroeder1691 Месяц назад
He was referring to the luke warm Busch Light
@MattMorris481
@MattMorris481 3 месяца назад
“It’s just a little bitty ass drip from the rivets” as the back of the boat goes under.😂😂😂
@GustavoEBarriga
@GustavoEBarriga 2 месяца назад
💀
@queenleighbee
@queenleighbee 2 месяца назад
😂😂😂😂
@mustange550
@mustange550 Месяц назад
I mean it wasn't that bad, they had buckets trying to take the water out so it's all normal! 🤣
@DesignerDrew
@DesignerDrew Месяц назад
😂😂😂😂
@DavidGeiss-r1t
@DavidGeiss-r1t 16 дней назад
It’s just the back of the boat sinking, what’s the problem?
@papi7827
@papi7827 3 месяца назад
I love members of the Red Neck Yacht Cub😂
@chadlucier
@chadlucier 3 месяца назад
Popped his first top at 10am Thats Bob, he's our president
@AverageMike4u
@AverageMike4u 3 месяца назад
@@chadlucieryee doggy
@serpentinesecrets6771
@serpentinesecrets6771 3 месяца назад
They often share their booze and food
@paulmuadib8955
@paulmuadib8955 3 месяца назад
Thats very kind and professional of them ​@@serpentinesecrets6771
@kazi20011
@kazi20011 3 месяца назад
🤣😂🤣🤣🤣😂🤣🤣
@danibaby9020
@danibaby9020 Месяц назад
When I was in HS my classmates father was killed in a boating accident. The driver was intoxicated. These officers are doing their job and these civilians are lucky no one got hurt.
@maryannelizbeth5768
@maryannelizbeth5768 3 месяца назад
He knew he'd failed the tests as soon as he was asked to count to four.
@DonnieBrass
@DonnieBrass 3 месяца назад
Just fyi, the cops had made up their minds that he was going to jail before ever having him board their boat for further tests. Those further tests were being done for the sole purpose of building the states case against that man, and nothing more. That way, when and if he refuses to do a breathalyzer or other scientifically backed test that would 100% prove their case, they still had the sobriety test results and footage of it to still present a pretty rock solid case to the court. The state doesn't like to lose DUI or BUI cases after their has been an arrest made for it... that can end up in a pretty expensive (for the state) counter suit, so the arresting officers are trained to make that case as airtight as possible at the time of arrest.
@devong1488
@devong1488 2 месяца назад
He was definitely plastered but I would’ve been so confused on that palm test too 😂
@jillcarter5221
@jillcarter5221 3 месяца назад
You don't have to look closer at his eyes. Hell, I can see he's drunk all the way from Indiana. LOL
@MrDgfresh83
@MrDgfresh83 3 месяца назад
South Bend, In here!
@MrDgfresh83
@MrDgfresh83 3 месяца назад
South Bend, Indiana here.
@howieduwit2551
@howieduwit2551 3 месяца назад
I got drunk AF just by watching this video!
@FordFX150
@FordFX150 3 месяца назад
darn you make me smile this day! I was Drunk too from Indiana!! to Tennessee!
@daddydanko1189
@daddydanko1189 3 месяца назад
Sheeet same here brother in Warsaw lol
@KeithRingo
@KeithRingo 2 месяца назад
If youre reading this and youre single, remember even these dudes can get girlfriends 😂
@rnrudynh1427
@rnrudynh1427 2 месяца назад
OMG the comments are golden
@lrae9519
@lrae9519 Месяц назад
Noooooo 😂
@oliverbeyer8124
@oliverbeyer8124 Месяц назад
Best comment of the year award!!! 🏅 😂😂😂
@robertglass3944
@robertglass3944 Месяц назад
Oh yeah, anybody can hook up with white trash chicks. They're a dime a dozen.
@boomer19
@boomer19 8 дней назад
Well that's depressing to think of, thanks! Lol
@wolfmantroy6601
@wolfmantroy6601 3 месяца назад
Brother just keeping quite eating his snacks and watching the show. Smart man.
@evasakura9168
@evasakura9168 2 месяца назад
notice how he slinked off real quick LOL
@ModularKnight
@ModularKnight Месяц назад
"Never going fishing with these crazy ass white people again"
@OlafLand
@OlafLand Месяц назад
Quiet, not quite...
@DavidGeiss-r1t
@DavidGeiss-r1t 16 дней назад
This the last time I hang out with white dudes!!!
@cherylmysliwczyk5716
@cherylmysliwczyk5716 12 дней назад
Keep your mouth shut. That's what you do even in customs
@justincase6218
@justincase6218 3 месяца назад
I ALWAYS WONDER HOW liquor companies stay in business by selling " only two " beers 🍻
@truracer20
@truracer20 3 месяца назад
Well liquor companies don't typically produce beer so I'm sure if they only sold 2 beers they'd be fine.
@michaeld5888
@michaeld5888 3 месяца назад
Then just a whiff of the barmaid's apron can make some people drunk as I have seen with work mates so many times.
@FreelancerFreak
@FreelancerFreak 3 месяца назад
80% of alcohol sales a paid for by the 10-20% who are alcoholics
@LuckyBaldwin777
@LuckyBaldwin777 2 месяца назад
Two 40s
@tapiocaarrdvark6226
@tapiocaarrdvark6226 2 месяца назад
Yeah 2 is universal for 16
@johndough7039
@johndough7039 2 месяца назад
7:49 would have been HILARIOUS if he thought the officer wanted him to play ROCK- SCISSORS- PAPER, and joined in
@ArthurDentt-l6j
@ArthurDentt-l6j 3 месяца назад
The sinking boat is a fitting metaphor for their whole situation
@cosmicbird1850
@cosmicbird1850 3 месяца назад
He should name his boat "Sink or Swim".
@nicobluewheeler6991
@nicobluewheeler6991 3 месяца назад
That makes no sense, you mean Sink & Swim
@anti-ethniccleansing465
@anti-ethniccleansing465 3 месяца назад
@@nicobluewheeler6991 Huh? It makes perfect sense. A passenger in that boat either sinks with it or they swim to survive! Is English difficult for you?
@blakkat4126
@blakkat4126 3 месяца назад
“Drunk Diver.”
@bvg6924
@bvg6924 3 месяца назад
Float ya boat.
@babyboyy207
@babyboyy207 3 месяца назад
🤣
@mrtyrizzel5760
@mrtyrizzel5760 Месяц назад
"We good or what?" and "Hope yall have a good labor day weekend" as he was trying to dap him up had me 💀💀💀☠☠☠
@lovemytide45
@lovemytide45 3 месяца назад
He’s talking in cursive 😂
@PorchHonky1975
@PorchHonky1975 2 месяца назад
@rhmidwestcomics
@rhmidwestcomics 20 дней назад
😂😂😂
@BADD1ONE
@BADD1ONE 10 дней назад
Mind if I use that? It's gold
@hogwild5844
@hogwild5844 3 месяца назад
"Just got it like 4 days ago drivers license baby!" 🤣🤣 So proud to have a drivers license 🤣
@Ray56z
@Ray56z 3 месяца назад
​@@JackFromWyoming1st BUI doesn't effect drivers license unless he's had 2 DUI before. 2nd BUI is counted like a 1st DUI without the punishment of a DUI, just a count number, if DUIs are gotten later.
@martinleavitt6094
@martinleavitt6094 3 месяца назад
Priceless.. 🤟😎🤙
@winifredherman4214
@winifredherman4214 3 месяца назад
He left out “ just got my license BACK”!
@D-Fens_1632
@D-Fens_1632 3 месяца назад
​@@Ray56zlawyer, or experience?
@SteveBel-v3n
@SteveBel-v3n 3 месяца назад
Lmaooooooooo
@durtygroove
@durtygroove Месяц назад
He was like "Aight yall be safe have a good weekend". Tried to Bugs Bunny his ass. 🤣
@Jason-rn4jk
@Jason-rn4jk 3 месяца назад
What a crap box on water. I’ve never seen an “actual” couch put in the back of a boat for an extra set of seats.
@truthhurts2879
@truthhurts2879 3 месяца назад
Omgosh that was funny 😅😅😅
@floridagirl386
@floridagirl386 3 месяца назад
Never saw a houseboat lol
@fourfortyroadrunner6701
@fourfortyroadrunner6701 3 месяца назад
Listen, jerk, you run what you can afford. There's lots of people could not have conjured up THAT much
@nopriors
@nopriors 3 месяца назад
I think the couch is a throwable boat cushion technically.
@InMyBrz
@InMyBrz 3 месяца назад
REDNECK YACHT
@laudanum669
@laudanum669 2 месяца назад
I love that @2:35 the drunken boater guy thinks that the cops are satisfied and are just going to leave.
@foranaffairs
@foranaffairs 3 месяца назад
Buddy is 7 minutes away from barfing lol
@DevenKhanna-sm5mq
@DevenKhanna-sm5mq 24 дня назад
@foranaffairs I already imagine the smell 😂
@free-tx8jg
@free-tx8jg 3 месяца назад
I think the chick in the purple suit is wanting him to keep going because she realizes it will be comedy gold.
@garycensale1405
@garycensale1405 3 месяца назад
You got it all wrong....keep talking so she can bang the brother 😂 😂
@13poper
@13poper 3 месяца назад
RAITINGS
@lillaurap
@lillaurap 14 дней назад
She's not that bright. Look what she hangs out with.
@evanmnbishop
@evanmnbishop Месяц назад
“You don’t drive a boat, you con it.” RIP Papa Jim
@HarupertBeagleton-dz5gw
@HarupertBeagleton-dz5gw 3 месяца назад
A "thank you guys for being cool" less than 3 minutes into a 16 minute video lol
@gmoney0077
@gmoney0077 3 месяца назад
“Deliverance” cast members all together again for three hour tour.
@garycensale1405
@garycensale1405 3 месяца назад
More like the cast from Gilligan's Island 🏝 😂 😂
@donnerparty1815
@donnerparty1815 3 месяца назад
Good one 😂
@mustange550
@mustange550 Месяц назад
"Today was a great day, everything was great" : 1. You got arrested 2. your boat just about sank Yeah Great day it was.
@cruisinguy6024
@cruisinguy6024 3 месяца назад
Bro was obviously trashed, nice of them to let him pee in the water before taking him in.
@jimjones-pz1tt
@jimjones-pz1tt 3 месяца назад
Only trailer and ghetto trash use the word, "Bro".
@trickolas78
@trickolas78 3 месяца назад
They just wanted to see his massive hog
@alexthurmane4
@alexthurmane4 3 месяца назад
9 years sober.. Absolutely no regrets.
@cocotickles9627
@cocotickles9627 3 месяца назад
Congratulations. 4 years sober myself. Keep up the good work. God is with you partner!!!
@kegyen
@kegyen 3 месяца назад
Great job!
@skatingbubba
@skatingbubba 3 месяца назад
I'm not sober but I respect that shit!
@jennilynmae
@jennilynmae 2 месяца назад
Congratulations
@tamaman35
@tamaman35 Месяц назад
“new druivurz lizenze, jis goddit!!!”
@fposmith
@fposmith Месяц назад
Translated to English, I've just lost my newly obtained driver's license for another year for refusing a sobriety test !
@jasminelindros8923
@jasminelindros8923 3 месяца назад
That's a fine-looking $400 boat right there.
@bend8353
@bend8353 3 месяца назад
With a $4000 motor
@catface3473
@catface3473 3 месяца назад
That's only because of the new steering ...excluding the hot motor.
@brentfarvors192
@brentfarvors192 3 месяца назад
"If the boat floats..."
@ShantalhaitianPrincess
@ShantalhaitianPrincess 3 месяца назад
its Florida the boat was most likely free and why it has a new motor now where he got the motor from dont ask me or him lol
@booshmcfadden7638
@booshmcfadden7638 2 месяца назад
@@brentfarvors192 It doesn't.
@dollars
@dollars 3 месяца назад
I recognize that boat from the ending of the shawshank redemption.
@dirtcurt1
@dirtcurt1 3 месяца назад
Jaws.
@msqueen3513
@msqueen3513 3 месяца назад
Too funny
@adampotash7145
@adampotash7145 3 месяца назад
🤣❤️💯
@georgewashington3393
@georgewashington3393 3 месяца назад
This dude be like "Wet me fell jew bout dandy🤪"
@vkradio1656
@vkradio1656 3 месяца назад
Good one, thats funny.
@tsenif
@tsenif 3 месяца назад
13:29 "you think I'm like, Michael Phelps or sumtin?" LMAO
@up_Northgirl07
@up_Northgirl07 3 месяца назад
Dude said “let’s finish this contest” lol smh😂 7:30
@babyboyy207
@babyboyy207 3 месяца назад
That took me out 😂
@imnitguy
@imnitguy 3 месяца назад
The blonde was cute, wouldn't have thrown the one in the purple suit overboard either.
@sagrammyfour
@sagrammyfour 3 месяца назад
Just be sure to get yourself checked at the clinic after messing around with Mary Jane Rottencrotch and her sister...
@marioncobaretti2280
@marioncobaretti2280 3 месяца назад
I'll take the purple one for ya
@fposmith
@fposmith Месяц назад
The sharks would have thrown her back !
@riccicrozzie8204
@riccicrozzie8204 4 дня назад
Maybe after a thorough steam cleaning.
@truthtoad
@truthtoad Месяц назад
Some College entrance exams are easier than the sobriety test they gave that guy.
@codyellington8238
@codyellington8238 3 месяца назад
I personally like how the boat is basically worthless and the outboard is like new.
@bend8353
@bend8353 3 месяца назад
Stolen
@catface3473
@catface3473 3 месяца назад
Yuppers....
@johnnythemenace9926
@johnnythemenace9926 3 месяца назад
Florida special
@hogwild5844
@hogwild5844 3 месяца назад
I gotta be honest. I loved this one. It was just so funny and chaotic. The boat driver actually seemed like a pretty entertaining guy aside from being very drunk.
@scottmichaels12
@scottmichaels12 3 месяца назад
I'd have be completely wasted to spend 2 minutes with that idiot.
@suspiciouswatermelon7639
@suspiciouswatermelon7639 3 месяца назад
How in the hell are you going to catch fish if you're not drunk?
@redseaford9426
@redseaford9426 3 месяца назад
Not just drunk. These are meth heads yall. I live in the Florida panhandle and I see it every day and saw many people I grew up with ending up this way, including one of my best friends when I was in high school. Straight meth heads now... and this exactly how they act. Shits sad fr
@kevincornell1439
@kevincornell1439 3 месяца назад
dude was a giant prick lol.
@floridagirl386
@floridagirl386 3 месяца назад
@@redseaford9426I thought meth was like crack? He sounds & looks drunk
@michellelynngarceau3851
@michellelynngarceau3851 Месяц назад
“It’s just a little drip!” Boat immediately sinks 😂😂😂 I guess you own a submarine now!
@dnatech4477
@dnatech4477 3 месяца назад
I bet that was a nice boat in 1946.
@sandybrown7621
@sandybrown7621 3 месяца назад
😂😂😂
@kdog7454
@kdog7454 3 месяца назад
The outboard he had on it was worth wayyy more than the boat itself
@lovecheese45
@lovecheese45 3 месяца назад
The boat was used in normandy!
@catface3473
@catface3473 3 месяца назад
About 1968...poor old starcraft...
@michellehawkins1027
@michellehawkins1027 3 месяца назад
Dang, I don't drink, and that test confused the heck out of me.
@irisberkheimer
@irisberkheimer 3 месяца назад
Sobriety tests are designed to fail. Even a sober person would “fail”lmao. Always request a blood test.
@NonTypicalRacing
@NonTypicalRacing 3 месяца назад
...by design.
@digus
@digus 2 месяца назад
Agreed
@eduniversal1298
@eduniversal1298 2 месяца назад
That cop is really awesome. It’s such a relief to see a decent human being in the role of a police officer.
@happybird4942
@happybird4942 3 месяца назад
A sinking boat with not enough life jackets on board 🤣
@zybard01
@zybard01 3 месяца назад
11:31 love how the black guy is the voice of reason and just jumps out into the 2ft of water and ditches the white people that are arguing with cops
@ElSantoLuchador
@ElSantoLuchador 3 месяца назад
"It do go down."
@robertyoung8289
@robertyoung8289 3 месяца назад
Most likely had a warrant.
@truthhurts2879
@truthhurts2879 3 месяца назад
Agreed, a rarity 😅😅
@no1800
@no1800 3 месяца назад
​@robertyo😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂ung8289
@whitelotus1594
@whitelotus1594 3 месяца назад
He was probably ditching whatever drugs he had on him
@Jordanbiggs1473
@Jordanbiggs1473 Месяц назад
I thought the 33 year old in the purple was smoking hot until it zoomed into her face. Damn that was a quick change of heart 😂
@garrisonandrew9862
@garrisonandrew9862 Месяц назад
Butterface.
@batmanjones655
@batmanjones655 Месяц назад
idk, I still think her and butterfly cheeks could get it. I'd hit just about anything though
@Shanno29
@Shanno29 2 дня назад
The blonde would definitely had been split roasted if they hadn’t ruined the trip!
@JaguarRacingTeamX
@JaguarRacingTeamX 3 месяца назад
Just a single-wide trailer on water.
@D-Fens_1632
@D-Fens_1632 3 месяца назад
One minute in I'm having random word associations. Craigslist boat. Parole. Strippers. Pseudoephedrine.
@rawnature8148
@rawnature8148 3 месяца назад
Siblings.
@CCitis
@CCitis Месяц назад
Ok, I am going to say it... I like the drunk dude ahhaha when he said " do you think I am Michael Phelps or something" I Laughed hard.
@BassBashin
@BassBashin 3 месяца назад
These guys put up with way more than I expected them too. And still gave everyone a ride and tried to help him keep his boat from sinking. Kudos to these officers.
@realamerican7626
@realamerican7626 3 месяца назад
You know their drunk when they don't care that their boat is sinking.
@user-pp4ve6qo1b
@user-pp4ve6qo1b 3 месяца назад
"they're drunk", not "their drunk"....please learn the English language....
@scottsmith5623
@scottsmith5623 3 месяца назад
Ohhhhh.. here we go with the spelling/grammar tutor…Please learn some manners.
@hansie4746
@hansie4746 3 месяца назад
​@scottsmith5623 its ... not ..
@Gramma_Is_pissed
@Gramma_Is_pissed 3 месяца назад
@@scottsmith5623Oh shut up 😂😂
@artrogue4150
@artrogue4150 3 месяца назад
"what boat ?'"
@m_chupon5131
@m_chupon5131 Месяц назад
Giving a field sobriety test is like trying to let a cat out of a door. "I'll do the tests, actually I refuse, no wait I'll do the tests, ok no actually I don't want to, wait wait I want to do the tests".
@BowChickaHonkHonk1
@BowChickaHonkHonk1 Месяц назад
So the police academy should hand every new recruit a kitten, to start training them early? haha
@apex107lrp
@apex107lrp 3 месяца назад
I have only two words: Florida Man.
@WilliamBTCWallace
@WilliamBTCWallace 3 месяца назад
Why? Because he is a guy who has a boat in Florida? And likes to drink? Wow. What a good stereotype! I’ve never seen any people with substance abuse problems in other states. Nailed it!
@apex107lrp
@apex107lrp 3 месяца назад
@@WilliamBTCWallace It's a meme, dude...take the knot outta your shorts. Having a boat is fine. Liking a drink is fine. Having a drink while on your boat is not necessarily fine. Having a drink on your boat and not taking good enough care of it to have it sink as the police take you away for BWI is kinda hilarious.
@JaBrandonSpoons
@JaBrandonSpoons 3 месяца назад
The girls actually seemed surprisingly normal
@Budsport_TV
@Budsport_TV 3 месяца назад
Boats, Bitches and Booze. A never ending combo.
@MrReymoclif714
@MrReymoclif714 3 месяца назад
Accidentally.
@cheapskateaquatics7103
@cheapskateaquatics7103 3 месяца назад
When a guy says " i got a boat"
@autismknights8971
@autismknights8971 Месяц назад
"Fk that Y'all gotta drag me to the front then"... " Oww they're dragging me!"😂🤣😭💀☠️
@Thunderlips420
@Thunderlips420 3 месяца назад
I know the dude was Drunk AF, but I still want them to get a whole room of FWC officers together and see how many of them pass these tests.
@Andrew-un8tx
@Andrew-un8tx 3 месяца назад
There is no pass/fail. It's just there for them to assess your condition.
@cyrusbuelton11
@cyrusbuelton11 3 месяца назад
The link below is an abstract that validates this seated test, meaning when it was blindly tested.....those with a BAC of less than .08 passed the seated test. Read it, don't read it.....but I posted it for you because you know that little paper they are making marks on while observing the person perform the tests? Scroll down the page of that link and you'll find...... That piece of paper they are holding. It's how they score those stupid tests. It's fairly straightforward and pretty ease to figure out, but you'll understand the "indicators" they are looking for....when you've had too much to drink. Think about it this way: Field Sobriety Tests. Land or water. You can't PASS these tests. Nobody can. You can only FAIL them. They are only looking for indicators that are present when your over the limit. higherlogicdownload.s3.amazonaws.com/NASBLA/67127f40-7467-4747-b21a-61953c87cb71/UploadedImages/AAP_Validation_of_sobriety_tests_for_the_marine_environment_030511.pdf D
@montezuma6962
@montezuma6962 3 месяца назад
There is no pass/fail. If you're naive enough to perform them, you get arrested for bui and you become the state's star witness against yourself as the leo lies to the jury and tells them you were impaired.
@jmac463
@jmac463 3 месяца назад
There is no pass or fail. There’s clues of impairment for each event. Those officers do train on each other. They also get volunteers to come in and drink and then have FSTs done on them so the officers can see the difference between a sober person and drunk person.
@montezuma6962
@montezuma6962 3 месяца назад
Simply decline the test. You're getting arrested regardless. Don't be the state's best witness against yourself. The chances of lesser or dropped charges will skyrocket
@CalvinK225
@CalvinK225 3 месяца назад
That Home Depot bucket slinging water out of the boat. 😂😂😂😂
@Tier1Norseman
@Tier1Norseman 2 месяца назад
Home Depot theme intensifies. HoW dOeRs GeT mOrE dOnE. 😂😂😂😂😂
@feverdream2661
@feverdream2661 2 месяца назад
The most intoxicated person jumps in the drivers seat lol
@martin-dt9kw
@martin-dt9kw 3 месяца назад
These cops have a lot of patience
@fastinradfordable
@fastinradfordable 3 месяца назад
I Would hope so They just drive around in a boat bothering folks for a living
@badpapa8252
@badpapa8252 3 месяца назад
@@fastinradfordable So you don't think this dude was drunk AF, and by driving a boat was endangering everyone else out on the water? You would prefer drunk driving (in boat or on land) be legal? Are you currently drunk or just really, really dum as F??
@jeanettecoleman-mz7ie
@jeanettecoleman-mz7ie 3 месяца назад
They're on camera!
@M-mj8bd
@M-mj8bd 3 месяца назад
Because they know they got him
@jonholla6463
@jonholla6463 2 месяца назад
​@fastinradfordable ah yes bothering drunk drivers such a terrible abuse of power
@mjsteward5508
@mjsteward5508 3 месяца назад
That dude is drunk AF.
@kevincampbell2032
@kevincampbell2032 Месяц назад
I'm sorry but the sobriety test was like something from Monty Python 😂
@williambillingsley7934
@williambillingsley7934 3 месяца назад
This guy legit cracked me up. What a character 😂😂😂
@Vub.
@Vub. 2 месяца назад
Fun guy to hang out with in small doses
@valerieash
@valerieash 3 месяца назад
Let’s finish this contest
@JataziousWright
@JataziousWright 3 месяца назад
There ain't nothing toping this video it's gonna be a certified classic. Lmao
@benjaminsimpson3985
@benjaminsimpson3985 2 месяца назад
I was just thinking the same thing.. this was a damn good one 😂
@SGU.TF-141
@SGU.TF-141 3 месяца назад
With these tests you might as well take me to jail sober😅
@chunkyfecalbreakfast
@chunkyfecalbreakfast 2 месяца назад
They’re designed for you to fail
@somerandomguy3868
@somerandomguy3868 Месяц назад
Field test are a joke, give me the breathalyzer, I know I'll pass that
@jacoblewis5130
@jacoblewis5130 Месяц назад
Or if you have drank just refuse ​@@somerandomguy3868
@fposmith
@fposmith Месяц назад
He only had two, in 5gal buckets !
@BADD1ONE
@BADD1ONE 10 дней назад
No law says you have to. Take your chances in court
@detroitisback8021
@detroitisback8021 3 месяца назад
I WAS DRINKIN BUT I WASNT MOTHA FUCKIN DRIVIN. 😂😂
@tedlambert12
@tedlambert12 3 месяца назад
Hahahahaha what mutha fuckin breast test?
@nunyabizness3882
@nunyabizness3882 3 месяца назад
Thank you for reminding of that video 🤣 classic!
@nunyabizness3882
@nunyabizness3882 3 месяца назад
Mr Turner!
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