Your Family Tree Explained 

sad

It's taken him a whole _decade_

Isn’t it Parrarell and Cross Cousins video?

@@abrasmage it's been 5 years dude

No

best comment so far xD

You're not mangalik are you?

not really how it works but you got the spirit

lol very underrated

XddDdDd.kirifjrjheh s sheiek

CGP Valve

@New Under Craft yes true

24 hours of death

The domestication video is a part two for the Ameri-pox video

Ye

Ha

Ha

Ha

Ha

Ha

"you have parents" ohhhh so THIS is where i was fucking up.

@@neskey I fucked up right when he said "This is you"

Grey = 200 iq youtuber

I was so shocked 😱

So that’s how I got here.

You could remove the No One: part and it will be funnier than the original

@@1degabyte238 Okie, I removed it ~ :P

@@superbc8109 😊

Well, I think he is not that wrong.

Oh- WAIT NO IM THE OLDEST

Yeah I don't know even half of my grandparents. They passed away a long time ago. Would've spoiled me rotten according to my parents.

Same! I’ve only known one of my grandparents. And they recently passed away from COVID-19 🥺

We actually related to over 7.8bil people living...

@@alexandraquintana8186 Rest in peace

@@molly4lillytheslayer282 ah yes because that's how it works.. ultra incest

yep

Jesus! I studied genetics and this is still a "wth is this".

This whole video I’m like where’s the circle

Cousin = spouse now?????????????????????????????????

Oh!! Don't be rude, they just like *_straight lines_*

😂😂😂

@Mat Stan I thought we all saw the meme, and accepted that people can make adaptations of the meme without other people saying that the comment is “stolen”. But I guess there’s always that one person on the internet.

@Mat Stan Oh sorry, are you mad? I only told you off because you're obviously trying to pick on a little kid ^^

Well, if his parents allowed it, its fine

@@patheticapathetic5826 I’d always use an opportunity whenever I see one. Now my friends won’t allow me in any type of auctions.

Sweet home Alabama

Lmao yess

I’m actually from Alabama and that joke is too overused we found it funny the first maybe 10 times we heard it but after the a hundred millionth time it’s unfunny and in Kentucky it’s legal to marry your cousin and in Mississippi they inbreed more than us so yeah, I’ve also heard the Einstein said time was relative Alabamans: sweet home Alabama.... but just get a new joke because it isn’t even funny anymore

@@jacksonlong4327 it's legal to marry cousins in California too

@@darkworlddenizen wait fr? My cousin was born in California and shes like obsessed about marrying time to “torture” her

it's "I am your brother's former roommate"

Not necessarily. Your uncle's nephew might be you, a brother of yours, a cousin of yours from a different aunt/uncle, or your uncle's wife's nephew (biologically unrelated to you). Your cousin's cousin can be you, a sibling of yours, a different cousin of yours, or your cousin's cousin on his other side (biologically unrelated to you).

What does this mean? Absolutely nothing! I see your shwartz is as big as mine.

It could even mean _your_ former roommate.

Poor sole you can't have niblings

I can have half siblings

Lucky 🍀

I’m a only child but I have a half sibling

İ have 4 siblings, and the age difference between my oldest and youngest sibling is 15½ years.

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It was almost 7 years ago when Im writing this comment, I'm pretty sure technology was not that advanced that time.

@@aflower6955 wut

@@aflower6955 you're wrong, it was just less accessible.

@@aflower6955 ...simplistic 3d animation has existed for decades

Your -1st cousin in-law, perhaps? I should totally call my future spouse that.

Amber Shoffren lol, thats amazing

Oh, in that case can I call my parents -2nd cousins? And my grandparents -3rd cousins?

a brother and sister don't call each other 0th cousin, they call each other sister and brother. So you shouldn't go below 1...

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lol

Yes, niblings.

@@carrot7512 Niblings make me want to kill myself.

It's cute lol

I’ve seen 2 videos saying nibblings , like wtf, it sounds like some sort of furby thing, that would definitely be sold in Walmart... wait that’s a great idea . Imma go write that , wait if I do make nibblings, they have to have a uncle. Yuncle, bc y is for you. Wait.. ppl Will only buy my nibblings and use them for 1 week after they got for Christmas begging they’re mom to buy one. By the time Christmas arrived they didn’t want it anymore but they’re mom or parent bought it anyways, but they still played with it bc they didn’t want to loose they’re parents trust, or else they’re parents won’t buy what they ask for... dang it , looks like I’ll be selling drugs In my basement now.. sry for my disgusting English, in French 😂 but I learned English at 1 yrs, so I only know how to speak it well and Im bad at writing it, just like my French...... DAMN im even bad at my main language, what is this sort of bs?!! 😂 don’t read this, I’m crazy, sweet home Alabama

Do you have an idea for a better name?

Wingadings

@Lavender The Lynx that's reserved for the black family tree

@@varikvalefor3773 juice

0th cousins

Same

F Genetics with Grey

same

@@mikemike3886 Eat your cereal.

@@benplutafilms hello is @skyline ur second acc

XD Same with so much other cultures/languages honestly

I will never be familiar with Great Aunt/ Great Uncle. I used to assume they're the parents' oldest sibling.

This. To this day, I haven't quite figured out the naming convention.

hahaha, i was just thinking that. I took a little mandarin in highschool, and im so thankful i don't have to remember the different names for maternal vs paternal and older vs younger XD its confusing enough in english!

Onlychild Sounds Like something from onlyfans idk its weird

Yeeeee only child gang

yo totally

yes there is a part 2 family genetics explained

@@anti3018 ditto, searched RU-vid no link, trying google. If I don't edit this post to say different assume I did not.

*leans down and clevs a table*

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Still waiting for it.

+jbz3 he most likely gave up, because he found out how "fuzzy" and unclear genetics are in case of human family trees

Even in 2016 we are waiting

PART TWO COMON!

jbz3 Still.. waiting.. can't be too long now...

jbz3 I'm still waiting!

@A Person Gigdjdjdjcnfjdj

@Erik Berggren No no the other way around You: "so in conclusion, officer..." Officer: "It's all incest?!" You: "Always has been." gunshot

Egg btw I am typing with a spoon

@@yowsg8421 ghjbvg

@Erik Berggren Hello “conclusion” I’m a random guy on the internet!

But capitalize every first letter of each eord

@@daan4206 -- Nah. It's gotta be Spongecase: "tHe GraNd nIBblInG".

Sometime in the future: Now playing “Once Removed” by the Grandniblings!

@@hwgoblin New Series: Once removed, Twice removed and Thrice removed by the -1 Cousin!

Some stranger could be your nephews/niece or grandparents. Also possibly with a few great(s)

​@@grozaphy A stranger could be my Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Grandparent if they are like 9999999999999999999 years old

@Nostalgic History sup

Hi, 10^10000000000000th cousin!

Ah yes, the Alabama phenomenon.

It’s right here ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-U6ViKuXd5qQ.html

@@numbersinnames5039 thats the footnote, not the sequel

5 years already still nothing :(

Whyyyy

Maybe he just got uncomfortable with all the incest stuff. It's a mathematical impossibility that your parents are not distant (or in some cases, not so distant) cousins.

I know its a joke but dead peaple count.

Wow

@@jwdominionpyroraptor4775 that's where the "yes" part comes in

Nah they do. The fact that your parents are dead doesn’t mean you were born out of a tree. If that was the case then 37% of the adult population would say the same. It’s just....just not a good joke in my opinion as honest as I can be. I mean, not that you to delete it, I’m just a random asshole in the internet, but that’s what comments and replies are about, sharing your opinion.

😢

So your Gruncle's sister (who is not your Grandmother) would be your Graunt?... I like it. Problem is, the "Gr-" prefix could still be confused for "Great" instead of "Grand".... but if we can all get on the same (and correct) page, then it shouldn't be an issue.

Xomsabre 👌🏻

Why Father's Grandmother's? Why not just Granparent's Brother?

This is a huge problem in the english language, the sister of your grandparent is your Grand Aunt. The sister of your great-grandfather is your Great-Grand Aunt. Your great-great grandfa-and well, so on, so on.

I’m surprised no one’s made a gravity falls joke. *gruncle stan*

I heard that you can call your uncles and aunts piblings

@@arthurthekyogre9155 gross

@@arthurthekyogre9155 that sounds like pebble-ingz

@@superbeltman6197 why is it gross?

@@Blade.5786 but it's pronounced Pih-blins

I'm sure it's under production

@@mikethescienceguy no

Your profile picture... How heretical!

Man Of Imperium Funny thing, I actually like Tau and Eldar; Chaos is too angry, I just like Tzeentch in particular ;P

The Tau can't even melee! lol

Man Of Imperium #FarsightForLife

lol the only good group of Tau.

I honestly thought that it meant your cousin in jail and the twice or once removed thing meant how many times they sent to jail. I was an idiot

Sippin Crown So twice removed would be disowned twice? XD

SportsPhanatic17 they redeemed themselves...then @$&$*# something up again lol

+Sippin Crown i thought is was have many familys they married into or something like that or if someone adpoted a child so they would be a half brother to there siblings and to cousie 1st removed (sorry for spelling mistakes)

@Karen KAREN ALERT KAREN ALERT

You wanna see the manager?

@@kiryuchan137 lmao

Postfix

@@potato_nugget that's literally the same

In-law infix?

@@ThaPinkGuy dude, I said postfix and suffix are the same

@@ThaPinkGuy lol

_Sweet Home Alabama bass boosted_

Or you're mexican and still trying to figure out how to figure out how your family fit on your tree

+TeeDubGaming You! Message CGP Grey and insist him!

:(

+TeeDubGaming This is life.

Wouldn't you be in 9th grade then? That's not high school...

In alot of schools it is.

Weird

Except for your spouse's family

why does it show me as smiling?

Nerdy Cubing lol

🤣🤣🤣

Mitchell Reid 3 years and still waiting

Pokemon & DBZ fan don't judge 😥 same

4 years now

The reason the actual number of ancestors is much less than say for example your 15th grandparent which can roughly be calculated as 2 to the 15th power or 33,000 is simply due to inbreeding. This decreases the actual amount of direct ancestors substantially and these 33,000 can be perceived as irrefutably existing generational slots of which many are made up by the same individuals.

Almost 4 years here

The loops. THE LOOPS. 😱

next part explains who it is ok to sleeo with i think

Dammit Fry!

apotheos1s "Mr. 'I'm my own grandpa'"

I came down here to comment about wincest thinking I'd have an unpopular opinion. Glad I was wrong XD

LOL?

lol

lel

Mccauseland Johnston I really shouldn't laugh at this

Grand Dragon is my favorite rank in the KKK.

Hi my fellow relative!

Sadge

@@BatCostumeGuy Feelsbadman

Same tbh He’s just diagnosing us with having siblings when we don’t, smh🙄💅✨

@@BatCostumeGuy f

@Maximus Yagdulas I didn’t say yes, I related to everything else tho

I proceed to remove my finger, regrow it, and watch as it grows an entire person out of it.

@@ilovecheez7769 ...

I can't worry, but you can?

@@strangelyukrainian7314 ...

@@strangelyukrainian7314 it's tiME TO *FIND OUT* *starts chainsaw

The once removed sounds odds to me as well. Like they're "removed"... Removed from what? It's sounds like they're dead 😳

To me it always sounded like they did something so horrible and unforgivable that they were disowned from the family.

Exactly lmao I just call my cousins kids my niece and nephew. Calling them my cousins makes it sound like someone horribly wrong happened um procreation wise.

Then what do you call your Cousin's child?

​@@hhh1234h How? My 1st Cousins 1ce removed (ie: Cousin's daughter) is the same age as me, and it is almost ironic to call each other niece or nephew.

Lol. Your a silly toast.

Hahaha this actually made me laugh

It's true I once thought that too

omg me too

+Captain Erio Don't feel bad. English is my first language, and I thought the same thing.

I thought the exact same thing when I was younger

Lol me too.

so did i

And I thought mother-in-law means she adopted you XD

Daniel McCully give up on it

fouir

4 now

Maybe when his dad dies??????????????

Yup we are still waiting Grey also still want that Settlers of Catan Vid

That's because you're not an only child. Your older sister never came back.

I'm an only child too

My family has 2 1/2 children

@@levilivesinwisconsin what

@@levilivesinwisconsin my family has 3 and a dead children

I had to pause the video and check the comments to see if anyone had already posted this :)

If you put the closed captions on at that point he does correct himself and say *suffix*.

Amber Shoffren Are you related to someone called mark?

Amber Shoffren Mark Shoffren?

Yeah he's my uncle.

You mean the Habsburg family circle

Bruh that's a family cobweb

@@draughtsofapathy family square since no curves

@@superbeltman6197 I vote it's a well maintained family shrub sculpted into a cubic shape.

@@draughtsofapathy the Habsburg family ladder

What?

I got lost at “this”

Wanna drink?

not with that attitude

me: *laughs in Ace/Aro*

Imagine being married

@@ohja1618 lmaoo imagine

I was going to comment the same thing. We are horrible people... :(

Sweet pick up. CGP is going to beat himself up so much for this mistake.

Jovica Babunski I'm kind of happy he didn't find it, otherwise we would have to wait an other week before we could watch this video

Jovica Babunski NOO I feel so sorry for him :S

What are you sorry about? Not giving him an automatic pass on everything because we like him?

kemita Too bad it just calls everyone kin when it gets too complicated lol

But also how to assassinate your heir who is a hunchback dwarf with a hairlip.

Baby Bopp I had a heir with the auto choose name of "No Heir" he was a inbred, possessed, imbecile, who I sent assassin's at when the assassinate button was around and he got maimed and then succeeded the throne a week later. :(

no he’s a Gruncle^tm

No he's a temmie.

I feel lied to.

Grancle stan

From gravity falls ???

I don’t get it

@@samd2612 In alabama there is the biggest percentage of inbreedings (sibling having child together) leading to some deformities, and a pretty complex famili tree

@@catalinbugi2035 that’s the joke but it’s also false information the one with the highest percentage is Washington state or Oregon

@@lillycline1414 actually I'm pretty sure it's alaska

the way i choked when i saw this comment

not yet

It's likely that video will never be made. Grey has a habit of promising videos and not delivering on those promises. You get use to it after awhile.

Oh. That's kind of depressing. I was excited for a CGP Grey video I hadn't seen yet, and then found it linked to the Email List v.v

I will say that he is improving on keeping his promises. I didn't expect the rules for rulers or animal domestication video made. I don't know if he'll ever come back to Family Genetics though.

yeah he will probbably never upload or even makethe family genitics video

www.wolframalpha.com/input/?i=2nd+cousin+twice+removed%27s+Dad%27s+Nephew%27s+Son%27s+Brother%27s+Daughter OK, let me get out my 100 feet paper roll to explain your relationship with me...

Knabberkekslein So... I could bang them and I would be okay?

RED Engineer Eh...

Sounds like my family. Lol. One rule of thumb is that I would not go anywhere near anybody that shares my same last name or has my mother's maiden name. You never know if you might be related.

bunch of psuedophiles

Alabama here and I just gave to say what a great joke, did you make it up on your own? It’s so funny and it’s not like I see/hear the same joke everyday for over 4 years

@@jacksonlong4327 Since the birth of ur auntie/neice?

Boku no hitomodoki (i am pseudohuman)

@@jacksonlong4327 Just pretend it says ‘Habsburg’ instead!