Your father has been distant lately. 

Not exactly a cruise but he got a free stay in southern San Rafael in Cali for a few years, got some sick tattoos while he was there and really bulked up.

I remember the fateful day my father departed me on the SS Eversteady. He was given tickets to the fateful cruise after as a holiday bonus for the successfully executed lap dance at his Boss's office birthday party. The boat was to set sail for Jamaica where he planned to enjoy the beaches and visit the sight where cool runnings had allegedly filmed the scene where john candy broke the radio with the pool que (he had a lot of anger issues). However en route the captain of the ship had to alter course to avoid a category 4 hurricane and sail through none other than the Bermuda hexagon ( the triangle was part of the original route it's actually quite overhyped on it's danger factor). He had a great time he just left me alone at home while he bumped uglies with a lot people on and off board and last I heard he started a new family and is doing pretty well as a tour guide. Just wish he taught me how to make grilled cheese sandwiches before he left.

A wizards gun auction cruise. You bastards.

@@huntermiller2412 more of a prison booze vaca! That sweet sweet toilet wine

The Qanoncohvid cruise. Apparently, I'm not doomsday enough to be a part of the family.

That’s what I’m SAYING

Or the end scene is just what his demented mind thinks is happening. He always was a distressed dementia patient. Bill is the only one he remembers because he was a childhood friend (they go way back) and dementia sufferers remember their childhood better than present day.

Yeah I mean it was a nightmare so he thought it was right since… well since he should know the name of his son. But it wasn’t in his dream because he felt guilty of leaving his wife and son behind while he’s on a cruise

still wrong..he forgot the jr

Or maybe he didn't know his name when he gave the cruise his name and so he guessed that

@@brandonwithnell612 junior is a title not a name

That’s the whole joke

Agreed

Berd has arrived! All hail berd

where is place, never have been to place. want to go to place.

Woah berd woahh

His hatred of his life comes out in his angsty dreams of the family he abandoned.

there's a friend i still talked too from time to time since we keep going to the same place constantly, but.... i forgot his name we've been talking to each other for a few weeks now and the worst part is he remembers my name.....

Maybe you are in a booze cruise, and im just trying to reach yo to talk about your car's extended warranty

@@deanxile Just act like you have a brain fart and forgot his name for the moment and he will almost certainly tell you it without even thinking. …or just say you forgot his name like a regular adult. Whichever works for you.

@@chinsaw2727 For real, people need to be honest if they forget something. I am super forgetful when it comes to names, and I always tell people this if I don't know them very well. I've never had someone be offended over me forgetting their name! Besides, I know sometimes people forget MY name, and I can tell when they try to avoid saying it and it makes me SO MAD! Like PLEASE just tell me you forgot so I can correct you! 😭 And yes, sometimes the brainfart one works too, but only if you're really smooth with it

​@@nomoretwitterhandles I'm too much of a scared little byitch to admit I forgot someone's name, especially if I've known them for years.

Somebody was REAL distant with their dads? amirite?

indeed it was!

Clips are a great move. Just like the move my dad made by going on that cruise 3 years ago.

Actually just subscribed after seeing a short from them yesterday. Have watched almost every single video since then. Such great content, been missing skits like this on RU-vid.. nobody really does them anymore and executes them that well:)

Wait they have what?

There's a clips channel?

For real. That camera perspective change at 2:05 to make the son look way bigger than the dad was a really good use of camera work, some high tier shit

And some serial killers keep photos of their victims Your point is

@@kentucky1519 he’s not a serial killer

​@@kentucky1519 what is *your* point??

Oh hey dad!

Thanks pop-pop

Is that…a Furby face…?

We'll keep making em as long as YOU keep watching em!

​@@Wizards_with_Guns Did he keep watching?

To prevent myself from forgetting my old children's names, I'm just going to name them Offspring #1, Offspring #2, etc.

How have I never noticed that this reminds me of bdg

That’s cause it IS Curtis Konner

:(

Love the comments!

same