Your Life as a Mayfly 

They rot while they are still alive right?

Simple

@@aquilschutte yes lol

Love that futurama episodd

Mysterious eels

I like that haha

That’s amazing

that's clever

I mean you have a lot more propose than a male mayfly so I think the trade off is fair.

​@@joshuagraham1800L pfp

@@joshuagraham1800 double oof!

honestly every animal in the animal kingdom has got better game than you. this is because humans live in a society and have a lot more to do rather than finding mates, but other animals don't have that much to do in their spare time

@@user-hn4zn9nx3c birthrates can attest too that sadly. we are already in the labor shortage, but thats about too become far worse as native populations become the minority and struggle too keep control, as we have seen in habitible zones in the US. invasive human species wont have it much better eather, as they will have too compete with eachother too gobble up the scraps of the decimated native human ecosystem. after which they will turn on eachother at the lack of supply. we are already seeing some conservation efforts too keep cauckasian population up, but theres a huge stigma around acknowledging their population decline and most see it as a waste of money. we have been able too succesfully migrate some groups in the suburbian nature reserves but it doesnt take long for them too be muscled out by by invasive humans, which quickly turn these habitats into monocultures filled with disease and dying plantlife. though hybrids are becomming more common, they generaly arent intergrated into eather of the herds. which cause shorter life expectancies. its sad i know :(

Thank you!

They like aliens

I call them 'African Painted Hounds'.

Reminds me of Game of Thrones - one of Tyrion's hill tribes is called Painted Dogs!

I agree but personally I would prefer the channel refer to them as Painted Dogs or African Painted Dogs as conservationists have created these names to get the species some better pr and in turn more funding and protection.

@@robertmacfergus9288 Painted Wolves is honestly the way to go. The issue with "dog" in general is that it associates them with feral dogs, even discounting the wild part. Sure they aren't literally wolves but half the things called wolves aren't anyway so it's chill.

@@robertmacfergus9288 I have to agree painted dogs sounds so much better than “African wild dogs” it’s just I’m so used to calling them that. Personally I don’t think calling them “African wild dogs” takes away from how incredible and unique these cainids are.

Just wait until you hear about the parasitic wasps and when they find a good enough tarantula to lay eggs in.

Are you still alive?

@@greyheron3515no 😔

​@@greyheron3515 I think that they are dead at this point.

Rest in piece, mayfly guy. 😔

The fish ate my kids and I'm dying, carry on my legacy everyone. o7

Evolution demands multiple iterations

It's the same with humans. Everything we do is designed to mate and rear offspring. The irony is, as we've abandoned our natural roles, we've become more suicidal and unhappy with life.

@@lobsterminion693 Even worse when mating and rearing offspring gets tainted and forced down our throats as toxic limiters to our potential as humans, which in turn enhances that suicidal unhappiness with life.

​​​@@lobsterminion693There was plenty of misery and folk unhappy with their lives back then. You only think it's gotten worse because history is not made or written by the doomers.

@@GIR177 No, suicide rates are continually climbing and are already at insanely high values, and happiness studies show that people are just generally more unhappy across the board.

James, seriously, two massive cicada broods are hatching this year. Capitalize on the coming plague.

That's smart

That video is gonna be 99.9% based around the larval form and the last 10 seconds is the adult form ramming itself into the floor.

@@chadgorosaurus4898 James voice: "at last. It is time to emerge and feel the sunlight." *cicadas emerge and immdiately die*

That’s a really good suggestion and would be interesting!

As I read this it happened

Yes, dolphins can also be rather naughty!

Reminds me of that one sam o nella video about sigmund freud *"THESE ARE ALL GIRLS! WHAT'S A N*GGA GOTTA DO TO GET SUM EEL DI-"*

That's true. People have not seen their reproduction yet . We only recently know where they do that and the most probable way they do it.

Ha, shockingly. Was that pun intentional?

And yet the longest thing you ever do is short.

Nah, being dead is a thing you'll do a lot longer

@@simeonellinger2064 ok but what if reincarnation is a thing

Thats the POINT. It is over sooo fucking fast

@@Ledinosour673memories are in your brain. If you reincarnate, with a new brain, you will not carry any memories with you, making reincarnation useless and impossible to argue for or against. Like the damn space teapot, or a god who does absolutely nothing

I can look into them at some point!

Thank you!

Thank you! Really appreciate it!

@Jamestoland no problem! Was excited to find a channel like yours. Only disappointment is that I found it when you're just starting off and don't have 50 videos to binge lol. It's cool seeing your video notifications and immediately saving them for later

Thank you, appreciate it! I’ll try my best to find that good middle ground haha

me for sure! if you never know what to watch but want something fun his channel is perfect for it as it guarantees a chuckle will come at some point!

I'm sad there's no more to watch atm 🥲

Glad I could help!

Thank you, means a lot!

And not just because there giant lizards I am very much curious about there life cycles and just how you would put it lol love you stuff

The Fishfly Festival! New Baltimore represent! Even got a statue of one downtown.

yall I got a 🖤 I think he is going to do it (please)

Same goes for german

Thank you!!

Me too

Thank you I really appreciate that! I’m not sure really, I’ll look into them at some point I’m sure, then depends if there’s enough known about the whole life cycle

Thank you!