Your Life as a Zebra 

I don't want to sound racist but they all look the same to me.

Are they not all copy pasted?

@@gshorses928look closely to their stripes they're all pretty different one way or another

Dumb question but what does monochrome mean

@@user-pf2lh7lm1k Mono- means "single" -chrome means color/colour => monochrome means "single-colored"

@@abeby297 You're freaking right

@@user-pf2lh7lm1kblack, white and grey.

Technically closer to donkeys (I might be wrong).

my donkey has some leg stripes

We had a donkey that came out covered in stripes once

Also: All equines are originally from North America, not Africa. They spread through the land bridge in Alaska to Eurasia, eventually making it to Africa.

Gotta google Onager now. Thanks Carol.

@@JB-bm1to The pleasure is all mine.

Same. It's bitter sweet because who doesn't want to ride a zebra? But it's hilarious 😂

So Racing Stripes is a lie this whole time?

And because they can't hold our weight very well. But also because they are jerks.

Yesss please do the honey badger, could be the first in the entire internet to portray them realistically instead of as hyperboles of invincibility

That's actually exactly it. Dazzling answer after all, isn't it?

They do, is pretty much like our fingerprints.

Second only to chimps.

I want James’s version of a lion’s life. P.S: I know Casual Geographic also did that video but seems fair for James to do it as well.

L I K E B E G G A R

@@Ntinakkosyeah probably but hopefully he sees it anyways

Furry

@@DoggyBingBonghater shit

He’s undercover with the African Wild Dogs lol

yes

L pfp

@@Fells-Productionsyour the one to speak with a sans pfp

@@mandohunter8509 you have no pfp💀

You're a human, not an animal.

​@@Fells-Productions W + Based.

Hyenas aren't canines apparently 🤔

I’d love to see an episode on either Hymenoptera (ants, wasps, etc) or one about shakrs

@@richlynfon WHAAAAT!!!!!!!!!

@@aerickmon3350 Those are super awesome too! I feel like shark would be a good time too

Go for it!

Pseudo- 🍆 episode

Or mayhaps.......... Graze youtube!

I WAS GONNA SAY THAT​@@ckarrot2067

Oh yes the younglings

A lot of his videos are like that, an art to be appreciated for sure

Bro, exactly! And exactly half an hour ago!

There's not a point of making a video if humans have their own way of life and no one lives the same way

As an infant, you spend most of your time sleeping, drinking, pooping, and just staring or crying. You're also learning language slowly but surely. You're entirely dependent on your parents, so you don't really get to choose what you experience in your day-to-day, but it's not necessarily hard to keep you occupied with your low standards at this age. As a child, you still spend a lot of time sleeping and eating, but now you can speak. Much like your adult counterpart, you spend your time either at work or at play, with more work and less play the poorer you are, and vice versa for the rich. Play is rather complex, often involving socializing as you're a social species, but recently your species has developed a form of socialization done digitally. As for work, this can range from nothing at all, to just chores, to helping a family business, to going to school so you can do a different kind of work when you're older, to a low-paying job with long hours and poor working conditions that you're forced into due to financial circumstances, tho I wonder how likely such a kid is actually to spend their little off time reading this instead of with their family or friends. As a teen, your life is like that of a child but with some more responsibilities, but often more freedom too. You're more capable and experienced, so you know how to get what you want using the resources you have, or taking what you want if you don't have the resources needed to get it, or just longingly thinking about it if you can't get it. What you want is often impacted partly by what others want since you're a social species, and even going against the trend is just part of another trend. You're also undergoing more physical changes, causing you to be moodier than before. You're more rebellious, exploratory, and adventurous, but at the end of the day, you're still split between work and play, though play may now include playing with your peers in other ways. As an adult, you may still keep in contact with you family or even live with them, but you're now seen as fully responsible for your actions. You sleep, eat, work, and play like before, tho your play now includes legally doing certain things you couldn't legally do before. As an elderly, you're not quite as spry as before, but you can still be rather capable depending on your lifestyle and any major injuries you've sustained. Soon, you forget to throw away that banana peel and drop it, forget that you just dropped it and step on something slippery and... well, you had a good run. Insert some jokes, more details, some other stuff, and voila! Human life in a nutshell.

school, school debt, work, taxes, debt, retirement, death

Believe me it's horrible

Eh, he did a video on chimps. It's close enough to get the idea.

That was an inspiration yeah

@@Jamestoland Knew it !

I was going to say the same thing. But I’ll just add my “tic” to yours.

imagine he does your life as an american badger just for spite

@@spongeboblover7052 I'm fine with just about any badgers, I love all of them

Making friends.

It would be a short video.

One day…

Second this

Could get some good art with those

When they stop getting bodied by everything under the sun, they will get their due respect. Or just move to a place with less insane competition.

​@@smugreptile6695cheetahs are actually really good predators, more successful than lions or leopards which is why lions see them as competitors and try to kill them. Even if they are weak, that doesnt make them any less of the fascinating animals they are.

⁠@@smugreptile6695 A single adult female is capable of taking down a wildebest. They aren't the pushovers that people for whatever reason seem to be convinced they are. They don’t guard kills because there isn’t much of a point to risk sepsis it when your solo success rate of huting starts at 49.9% and goes to 58%. Which for the record, is only beaten by the Blackfooted cat at 60%, as far as lone predators go, and a lion pride sits at a comfortable 20-25%, which is still higher than then leopard that has about a 10% succes rate afaik. The only real thing that’s shit about them is the about of cubs that make it to adulthood, but to be fair, even the superpredator felids don’t have too hot statistics if you ask me, and for lions this is factoring in interspecies help. And this is even more insanely succesful when you consider that all the modern cheetahs are descendant from a very small number of cheetahs. Oh and before I forget- about 10 cheetahs *have* been succesfuly introdouced in India, afaik far away from the Asiatic lions. People are judging cheetahs through the rulesets of chess while they are actually playing poker They aren't secret supersayan’s of course, but people are doing them dirty for no reason. Also certainly a shame that their complicated breeding requirements made them unfit for domestication, if you ask me

I want to join in, but objectively the way I say it (zeebra) is worse than the other way.

Yes please

Rahhhhh 🦅