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There's nothing like realizing you've been singing a song wrong your entire life. We love all these hilarious misheard lyrics you shared with us! What did we miss? #comedy #misheardlyrics #parody
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The Holderness Family creates original music, parodies, and Vlogs for RU-vid to poke fun of themselves and celebrate the absurdity in circumstances most families face in their day to day life. They published "Christmas Jammies" in December 2013 and life hasn't been the same. Since then, their popular parodies, "All About That Baste", "Baby Got Class," and original music "Snow Day" have received national news coverage. Penn, the Dad, took a chance and left his job as a news anchor to join his wife Kim, the Mom, at their video production and digital marketing company, Greenroom Communications, LLC. Lola and Penn Charles are always happy, respectful and eat all of their vegetables (that last sentence is a lie). Penn, Kim, Lola, and Penn Charles publish Vlogs and other nonsense to this channel as often as they can while remaining sane. Our viewers have become our family and we try our best to respond to comments.

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@a1090132 3 года назад

Can we take a moment to appreciate how Kim's backup dancing brought the lyrics to life??! Bravo! 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽

@rileyt.910 3 года назад

Seriously!

@louissivo9660 3 года назад

She is the unsung heroine here. ;-)

@ecubritt415 3 года назад

Yas

@batistajosephmadonia1812 3 года назад

Yes

@lillianellington7505 3 года назад

That Tick In My Eye dance was the greatest dance I've ever seen

@piiinkDeluxe 3 года назад

Shoutout to Kim for casually and confidently mentioning that she goes to therapy. You guys are so real and I'm here for it! 💕

@kristennd12 3 года назад

I love that, too! I am of the opinion that 99% of the population could benefit from going to therapy if they were willing to try it and put at least some effort into it.

@piiinkDeluxe 3 года назад

@@kristennd12 yes!! Me too! 😊 it took me so long to admit to myself that i need help but I've been in therapy for almost a year now and it's the best thing that ever happened to me! It changed my life and brings out the best in me. 😊

@piiinkDeluxe 3 года назад

Ngl though, it is an exhausting process, especially if trauma is involved but it is SO worth it! You need to be open for it and want to do it and your therapist needs to be someone you feel comfortable with and you're good to go. 😊

@rachelppython 3 года назад

Question for anyone who's found a good therapist, how did you do that? As a poor student I went to one of the university's therapists but I never felt comfortable or like I could be myself so it was exceedingly unhelpful, but at least it was free. Outside of school though, it won't be free and I don't want to waste money trying to find someone.

@piiinkDeluxe 3 года назад

@@rachelppython hi. 🙂 Mine was a recommendation by a friend of mine. So it took me like half a year till i finally called her, I'm glad i did though. Here in Germany, it is a bit different, a lot of therapists are free bc your health insurance pays. Mine isn't covered either, though. She is experienced in somatic trauma therapy. In case you live in the states, maybe Patrick Teahan can help you, he made a guide on how to find a good therapist. I'm not sure if there are other free options. I'll see later today if I can find the link for you. 🙂 The guy is awesome though, i watched a lot of his videos before i finally made the decision to go to therapy.

@Momonymity 3 года назад

My coworker once sang "I've got 2 tickets to Paradise" as "I've got 2 chickens to paralyze". Very different. One is bragging. One is a to-do list.

@fabulousfamily564 2 года назад

That makes me laugh so hard 🤣🤪

@gracebooth6327 2 года назад

I laughed so hard🤣🤣

@ShadowFireclaws 4 месяца назад

On the subject of bird misheard lyrics. I thought in Counting Crows' song "Big Yellow Taxi", he was saying: "We paid pair o guys to put up with pumpkin doves." 🤣

@donnamoes 3 года назад

When my son was 5 years old he loved singing "I've been through the desert ON A HORSE WITH NO LEGS". 😄

@daynamorris2399 2 года назад

That puts a very different twist on it

@eglol 18 дней назад

Very good very good.

@smittyde 3 года назад

Monkees: I'm a Believer, "Then I saw her face. Now I'm gonna leave her."

@tdhawk167 3 года назад

🤣🤣🤣

@donaldstanfield8862 3 года назад

Then I saw her face,, and I couldn't believe it...

@batsontoast 3 года назад

HAHAHA

@mississippimud7046 3 года назад

Good one 😂😂😂

@michellebenhart3137 3 года назад

150th like!

@smittyde 3 года назад

AC/DC: "She was a fax machine, she kept her modem clean."

@tammyhayes6920 3 года назад

😂

@mangot589 3 года назад

LOL. When that came out, though, nobody had fax machines😂 Works now, though

@meganofsherwood3665 2 года назад

I love that 😂

@christinemunger7054 3 года назад

Sorry I missed the deadline! My 12-year-old daughter was in the back seat while we were driving and Roberta Flack's "Killing Me Softly" came on. I was jamming at the wheel and halfway through, my daughter pipes up "Mom, how can you kill someone softly with a saw?" I almost drove off the road, I was laughing so hard!

@marijana.majic. 2 года назад

I laughed so hard on this one 🤣🤣

@christinemunger7054 2 года назад

More of my daughter's hillarious misinterpretations: Kelly Clarkson singing "Killing makes you stronger"; Queen singing "leaves me in a cocoa sweat"; and, Paul McCartney singing "Sydney, having a wonderful Christmastime" (yes, her name is Sydney!)

@marijana.majic. 2 года назад

@@christinemunger7054 😁😁

@daynamorris2399 3 года назад

I always hear the opening lyrics of Living on a Prayer by Bon Jovi as "Tommy goes to work on the dots" and never questioned it. I just thought they were singing about a guy who always arrives at his office on time

@klev0036 3 года назад

I was today years old when I realized it wasn’t “Cross Eyed Bear.”

@Wooolfey 3 года назад

That was a hymn in the old church hymnal, "Gladly the crosseyed bear

@katwi5870 3 года назад

Me too!

@stevenfischer9772 3 года назад

That's how I heard it.

@carolynlunel9382 3 года назад

@@Wooolfey , my dad used to think that exactly when he was very small and as an adult I bought him a teddy bear and had a tag engraved with "GLADLY the cross eyed bear" My dad adored the gift! ❤ I miss my dad.. thx for mentioning that hymnal!

@nonamegirl2.71 3 года назад

Aw man sorry to steal your comment! I said the same thing 2 weeks ago, I didn’t see yours til today

@danielallen160 3 года назад

"These ants are my friends, they're blowin' in the wind."

@rridderbusch518 3 года назад

@Daniel Allen Thanks for the great belly-laugh! This is my favorite for certain. :-D

@slyon3579 3 года назад

@@rridderbusch518 My sister has never lived that down...she thought the same

@ViMi1 3 года назад

:) that's because "Man Grenaded All The Animals"

@robscott9414 2 года назад

I was driving with my 7-year-old son in the car when he started singing to Foreigner on the radio: "Cuz I'm a JUICE BOX HERO...." LOL!

@dmore8014 2 года назад

A guy I was dating asked me "What's 'colitis'? I explained about inflammation of the bowel/colon. It seemed an odd thing for a 20-something guy to ask about. Then he said, "So why do the Beatles sing in that song, "The girl with colitis goes by" ??? That happened in 1975 and I am STILL laughing. I think it is time for a Part 2 video.

@vegetarianvamp101 Год назад

I remember in a Babysitter's Club book, one of the girls thought that.

@evilredcaboose 3 года назад

Tiny Dancer!! "Hold me close and TIE ME DOWN SIR" I LOVE ROCKY ROAD

@BlessedBeyondCompare 3 года назад

Well at least they were polite about it hahaha

@evilredcaboose 3 года назад

@@BlessedBeyondCompare 😆

@rmeden1 3 года назад

I love Rocky Road is a Weird Al song. (have a double scoop with me!) I can no longer hear L O L A, Lola.. without hearing Weird Al's Y O D A, Yoda. :)

@pauldickey3868 3 года назад

"Hold me close and tie me down, sir. Count the head lice on the highway. Baby Donna, she's so blended. Yahazzabuzzydehdahdeh."

@crgrier 3 года назад

Hold me closer Tony Danza.

@mattofthenorth 3 года назад

CCRs bad moon on the rise song for 15+ years I thought they were saying “there’s a bathroom on the right” 😲

@netmeg1119 3 года назад

Same! That's the one I submitted.

@DevlinBlake 3 года назад

They actually already did that one in there other parody song.

@richardlandis793 3 года назад

CCR was the first set of 8-tracks I bought for my new ‘69 Camero.

@thrifty_wifemomma_of2331 3 года назад

I thought it was a baboon on the right lol 😂

@absatwell8163 3 года назад

Well, always good to know where the bathroom is!

@nikig1605 3 года назад

I absolutely LOVED Kim's back-up dancing! She animated the life into those misheard songs! Kudos, dancing Queen!👏🏽👍🏽💃💃🏽💃🏿

@amybrattin6306 3 года назад

Since I was a little girl, I always thought the line in the National Anthem “whose broad strips and bright stars through the perilous fight” was, “ who brought stripes and bright stars to the parrots in flight?“. My kids still make fun of me about that.

@deborahgreenwood9558 3 года назад

When I was little I thought “Material girl” was “Cheerio girl”. I sang cheerio in place of material with passion and confidence, my 4 y/o mind was convinced those were the words 😂

@sarahperkins2340 3 года назад

❤❤❤❤❤👏👏👏🤣😂😊

@samszczepanski2281 3 года назад

My mom thought it was cereal bowl

@kristennd12 3 года назад

When I was little I thought Madonna was singing about “Cherries, Cherries.”

@kevinfan726 3 года назад

I love it! we are living in a cheerio world.

@greatauntlizbethg9137 3 года назад

@@samszczepanski2281 well thats kinda like cherios...

@michellecampbell4287 3 года назад

My mom's name is Cinda and I thought Elvis was singing Return to Cinda. When I got older and saw my mom write return to sender on some mail, I was like ohhhh that makes more sense.

@rridderbusch518 3 года назад

@Michelle Campbell DFWThriveGirl. Oh that's so adorable!

@theyankeegal13 3 года назад

Return to sends, Address unknown No such number No such soap That is what I sometimes hear, I don't know who puts lyrics about soap to be honest

@judyst.john-tucker2467 3 года назад

My ex thought it was "Return Lucinda"

@theyankeegal13 3 года назад

Judy St. John I thought last lyric was no such soap

@kateelson991 3 года назад

I thought it was “Return to Simba.” 😂

@12harrypotterfan34 3 года назад

Madonna: "Like a virgin, touched for the thirty-first time"

@catlover6589 3 года назад

Me too! That’s always what I thought!🤦🏽‍♀️

@nonamegirl2.71 3 года назад

@Lauren S Best comment !

@suekelderhouse5160 2 года назад

You win!!

@marijana.majic. 2 года назад

🤣🤣🤣🤣

@llamasugar5478 3 года назад

“Show ‘em Hot Pockets Show ‘em tonight It doesn’t matter Who’s wrong or right Just beat it . . .”

@bobarlotte 3 года назад

I used to think "Rock the Casbah" was "Rock Your Dad Bod" 😅

@snowyiceshadowclaw4544 3 года назад

😂😂😂

@robloxtalia1415 3 года назад

😂 😂 😂

@CuriouslyContentASMR 3 года назад

You mean "Lock the Cashbox"? I love that song! :D

@LynnsLaunderette 3 года назад

My son (when he was little) thought it was “Rock The Cat Box”....... 😳🙀

@jamiemandel61 3 года назад

@@LynnsLaunderette me too! But until I was in my 20s! 🤣

@captainslance 3 года назад

These are pretty funny. Here in Germany we call them “Agathe Bauer Songs” because one of the most common misheard lyrics are “Agathe Bauer” instead of “I’ve got the power”

@BlessedBeyondCompare 3 года назад

That is fantastic!

@tyrannolaurus6590 3 года назад

Nice! In Dutch they're called "Mama appelsap" which translates to "Mommy applejuice". In the Michael Jackson song "Wanna Be Startin' Somethin'" there's this mama-se mama-sa ma-ma-coo-sa thing going on that really sounds like they're singing about mama appelsap.

@Denise6ft 3 года назад

😂🤣😂🤣🤣😂🤣

@piiinkDeluxe 2 года назад

Oma fiel ins Klo - Songs, too. 😆

@carefulpilgrim 2 года назад

Dass ist überhaupt komisch!

@TJ-bv4ij 3 года назад

Africa by Toto : I always heard "I left some brains down in Africa".

@klandersen42 3 года назад

I thought it was "I guess it rains down in Africa"

@mehpainter 3 года назад

Oh wow, I’ve always heard the proper lyrics to that song at least (I’m the grandson of a musician and my dad loves music so I know how to pick out what a lyric is), no my embarrassing misheard lyric is in the song The Boys Are Back In Town, the real lyric is “Guess who just got back today?” And I heard “Guess who just got _paid_ today”, yeah I don’t know where _that_ came from...

@breewest4035 3 года назад

Bon Jovi- Living in a prayer. “Woah we’re half way there, woah drawing with a crayon”

@daynamorris2399 3 года назад

Bree West thanks for giving me the mental image of Jon and the boys scribbling on paper like little kids

@elenatrusz5711 3 года назад

Ok until a few months ago I though it was living on the prairie lol!!!

@daynamorris2399 3 года назад

@@elenatrusz5711 I'm pretty sure that New Jersey a subtropical climate

@hangtime5937 3 года назад

SQUIDWARD ON A CHAIR

@lalights6 3 года назад

Friends in low places: The line "I'm not big on social graces" my dad thought was "I'm not big on sausage gravy." hahaha

@BlessedBeyondCompare 3 года назад

Is there even such thing as a country singer who's not big on sausage gravy? haha. Maybe more recently, there is, but I can't imagine the original singer not liking it. haha! That's a great misheard lyric though!

@lalights6 3 года назад

@@BlessedBeyondCompare hahaha right, lol. I think he must have had sausage gravy on his mind when listening, lol (he has country roots himself, lol)

@BlessedBeyondCompare 3 года назад

@@lalights6 There you go! I mean, I can relate - I think about food almost constantly! Trying to keep within a reasonable weight is SOOO hard when you love food so much!!!

@lalights6 3 года назад

@@BlessedBeyondCompare I know right! I love food too!!! Lol (btw, I have had this song stuck in my head all day now, hahaha lol)

@BlessedBeyondCompare 3 года назад

@@lalights6 It's a good one! My mom's best friend used to own a "cowboy bar" (it was called the Longhorn) and they had karaoke every so often... most of the choices were karaoke. So I became VERY accustomed to hearing drunk cowboys sing that song when I was a kid! That and "Prop me up beside the jukebox if I die" (I'm sure the title is smaller than that but I figure the line will ring a bell for you).

@musicalifornia49 3 года назад

Taylor Swifts: "Long list of ex-lovers" was "got a lot of starbucks lovers"

@apriltini 3 года назад

Oh. Oops. Yeah, that's what I hear. Always thought it was weird, but music lately IS weird.

@susannahunter21 3 года назад

Same, I always thought that was what it was until I read this comment.

@mykijiji1958 3 года назад

“GOT A LONG LIST OF EX-LOVERS”!!! I just had to re-listen to this line about 10X with my daughter. We both agree, it TOTALLY sounds like “Star” something. I thought, “Gotta a lot of Star-crossed lovers”. My daughter (who’s 9) hears “Starbucks”. SO funny. I mean, now that I know what it says, I hear it. Ha ha ha!!!! I have sung along to that song SO many times... apparently incorrectly! 😂😂😂

@UTMomof4 3 года назад

Yes, I'm not the only one who heard that! My daughters teased me about that, but that's what it sounds like!

@kristennd12 3 года назад

I thought Taylor Swift was “callin’ all you Starbucks lovers...” I was hoping she was going to give out free caramel macchiatos, somehow.

@theyeagers3088 3 года назад

Yall are so perfect together. You two are the definition of "you complete me" to each other. 😊

@xenixpro 3 года назад

Another song is "Bad Moon Rising" when people think the lyric "there's an bad moon on the rise" is "there's a BATHROOM on the RIGHT". My late wife was on of those people. 😂

@sandysassafras7233 2 года назад

That's what I thought too! (sorry for your loss) I also used to think that "Secret Agent Man" was "Secret Asian Man"

@carolynworthington8996 2 года назад

There are many of us who thought that…

@aislinngraves4291 3 года назад

For years I thought "Dude looks like a lady" was "Do the funky lady."

@tiffyl4910 3 года назад

I blame Mrs. Doubtfire, but I did the same 😂

@tiffyl4910 3 года назад

@@kelownagunguy3756 I just meant that when I heard it repeatedly on Mrs. Doubtfire, I used to hear/sing the lyrics wrong like that. I messed up lyrics on quite a few songs from my childhood/teenage years lol

@josie4065 3 года назад

😳 Wait, that’s not what they’re saying?

@courtneyallen9660 3 года назад

I did too! My bf was like wow. Lol

@martin1b 3 года назад

Or "Do it like a lady"

@charlenestahl6185 3 года назад

“This is the dawning of the Age of Asparagus” Correct lyric: “This is the dawning of the Age of Aquarius”

@donaldstanfield8862 3 года назад

BAHAHAHAAH

@ELH10508 3 года назад

I saw that in a Family Circus comic once, way back before I knew the actual song, and then it stuck with me.

@ScubaTiger 3 года назад

As a 10 year old I thought it was "the age of aquarium".

@crgrier 3 года назад

This is A DRAWING of the age of Asparagus

@kagomeshuko 3 года назад

Archibald shall be happy!

@Preussfam 3 года назад

I thought “We built this city...” was “with milk and cereal. And rock and roll” 😂

@bryndelmano6134 3 года назад

Back in the early 70's, when I was in 3rd grade, I thought "Heartbreaker" by Zeppelin was "Hans Brinker". Yes, I thought a rock song on the radio was about Hans Brinker and his Silver Skates, based on the novel by Mary Mapes Dodge, first published in 1865. I do not wonder why I have few friends.

@amandalynch9567 3 года назад

I always loved"Walking in a Winter Wonderland". I would sing: "Later on we'll perspire as we dream by the fire."

@ginafred7161 3 года назад

Wait, that's NOT the lyrics??!

@ELH10508 3 года назад

As a kid, I used to sing “walking by the window on the land.” 😀

@a.m.6672 3 года назад

We always sang "Walking in our winter underwear" for a laugh

@charlenestahl6185 3 года назад

@@a.m.6672 Walking around in women's underwear. I think one of the old parody singers did one of those

@audreydanielle03 3 года назад

That is the lyrics tho? Isn't it?

@kristinabushnell3652 3 года назад

I might have said this in the last video, but on the song Hey Soul Sister by Train my 5 year old always thought it said "like a burger your McDonald's" instead of "like a virgin you're Madonna". So I guess we were eating out way to much at that time, lol. You two are Awesome!! Love your videos!!💜

@stamplax1173 3 года назад

For the longest time I thought a line from Boston's More Than a Feeling was an example of how kind of strange lyrics can sound so profound when they are set to gorgeous music. The line? "I see that derriere walking away" instead of "I see my Maryanne walking away" FWIW I still prefer my line

@melissameadows3987 3 года назад

My son, when he was little, and his version of Juke Box Hero is my favorite: "Juice Box Heroes, with Staws in Their Sides"

@melidee1479 2 года назад

That's funny and clever.

@meganofsherwood3665 2 года назад

That is adorable!

@bigbirdbigbird 3 года назад

One of my classmates thought Bush's "Glycerine" was being sung "Listerine" when it first came out. 😁😂

@mehpainter 3 года назад

Hah that’s hilarious, the only reason I know the songs name is because _my_ dad played a lot of Rocksmith (the teaching game, the one that uses actual guitars)

@DailyProjectSekai 2 года назад

Same. I thought that too!

@MsThorne2009 2 года назад

😂 I can understand that.

@twingrandmasreadstories2404 3 года назад

My Dad always laughed when I sang “there’s a bathroom on the right” by Credence Clearwater otherwise know as Bad Moon on the Rise. 😳🤪

@carolroberts4614 2 года назад

The first 45 I ever bought!

@brianclausen2344 3 года назад

Love the parodies and the enthusiasm! I have two faorites. 1. Elton John, Tiny Dancer...."Hold me closer Tony Danza!" and 2.Bonnie Tyler, Total Eclipse of my heart..... " live in a Polygag/polygon and Giving off Sparks" Yeah, had to look up the lyrics for that one! Thanks Fam!

@elizabethmcglothlin5406 3 года назад

Starting all the way back with the alphabet song, 'elementopee'.

@DavidPlass 3 года назад

"Lucy in the sky would die, man"

@susanrussell8195 3 года назад

I thought “I Want a New Drug” was “I Want a New Truck” by Huey Lewis.

@cindivorkapich2252 3 года назад

Susan, have you heard Weird Al's version? Its called I want a new duck! lol

@ljc9337 3 года назад

LOL...thought the same!

@cindivorkapich2252 3 года назад

@@ljc9337 Oh good! I'm glad I'm not the only one! lol

@susanrussell8195 3 года назад

@@cindivorkapich2252 Yes, I have. He’s got some classics.

@lyndellrobinson3611 3 года назад

I did it as well and Weird Al's version cemented it for me until I was much older. LOL

@mariahstrange3947 3 года назад

When my mom was little, she watched the movie Grease and heard the song "Tell Me More," but rather than hearing "Tell me more! Tell me more!" She heard "Jelly role! Jelly role!" She loved that song so much that she named her cat JellyRole....

@bittersweetboba58 3 года назад

“One of them should apply” I started bursting out laughing

@ceuser9894 3 года назад

1983 - John Cougar Mellencamp's "I fight authority, authority always wins." I thought it was simply nonsense babble - "I dotta doh ditta doh dee doo doo doo..." I'm a high school junior, riding in a car with a boy I wanted to impress and my best friend... this song came on and I confidently belted these nonsense words. The boy never asked me out. :)

@biomcanx1 3 года назад

My wife always heard in Margaritaville "Blew out a flip flop....stepped on a pop tart"

@BlessedBeyondCompare 3 года назад

I have blown out flip flops and if I stepped on a pop tart afterward it would certainly be unpleasant haha

@kevinfan726 3 года назад

my son is 26. I had to explain how one could step on a pop top (since they're connected to the can these days instead of something you pull completely off).

@BlessedBeyondCompare 3 года назад

@@kevinfan726 i wouldn't have known either, haha

@ELH10508 3 года назад

We used to sing: “Some people claim that there's a woman to blame. But I know, it's my own grandpa.”

@BlessedBeyondCompare 3 года назад

@@ELH10508 Haha! I have a shady uncle but not a shady grandpa! :D

@kyliepollert8341 3 года назад

"Every Time You Go Away" is a Hall & Oates song; they originally recorded it for their 1980 album "Voices", but never released it as a single. Paul Young covered it 5 years later, and took it to #1. My mom always thought "Dude looks like a lady" was "Do the funky lady"

@alinenaroditsky2446 3 года назад

In “all the single ladies,” I thought she was saying “if you like it, the you should have put your name on it!”

@daynamorris2399 2 года назад

It actually works with the song

@kryxena 3 года назад

"Give me the Beach Boys and free my soul, I wanna get lost in your rock and roll and drift away." I still prefer my misheard lyrics to the actual ones, which I only learned earlier this year! (Beat, boys, not Beach Boys.)

@BlessedBeyondCompare 3 года назад

The Beach Boys are nostalgic for me... had a 4th grade teacher who was OBSESSED with them and coached the Jump Rope Team... Every time I hear them, I want to jump rope. She was one of the best (if not THE BEST) teachers I'd ever had, and it always make me happy to hear them.

@GoToPhx 3 года назад

Ditto!

@kryxena 3 года назад

@@BlessedBeyondCompare That's awesome! My dad is the one in my life who is all about the Beach Boys. I think of him every time I hear one of their songs! And you had a jump rope team in 4th grade? That's amazing! I would totally have joined!

@BlessedBeyondCompare 3 года назад

@@kryxena Yes! It was amazing for sure!! I stayed in until I went to middle school! Aww. I think of my dad when I hear the Beatles! Especially "Baby you can drive my car" because one time he sang it like a crazy person. So fun.

@kryxena 3 года назад

@@BlessedBeyondCompare Love it!

@julesward3729 3 года назад

I love that Kim said “a self examined life” and the saying is “an unexamined life... is not worth living.” Which fits perfectly with the misheard lyrics video. 😎🤩💯😘

@kiragoldade796 3 года назад

Kim: “I have therapy” Me: “yeah.....2020 be like that sometimes”

@donaldangotta9379 3 года назад

Thank you for the much needed laugh today! For years, I thought Boy George was singing “become comma comma comedian”. 😂

@Gab-xm6ev 3 года назад

Toto's Africa: There's nothing that a hundred men on Mars could ever do

@betsyhorst6195 3 года назад

Me too! And I thought, “well, right... there isn’t anything they could do......because they’re on Mars!”

@bobbiema6671 3 года назад

Me too 😳😳😳🌚😳😳😳

@its_her8525 3 года назад

What so that’s not the lyric!?

@ceuser9894 3 года назад

Me too! Ha ha.

@Pita361 3 года назад

Me too! Lol

@Sillysleepiness 3 года назад

Was I the only one who got a bit distracted because of that knot in your headphone cord? 😂😂🙈 But honestly, this was gold! 💫💛 Keep up the great work!

@elliesmallwood2322 3 года назад

@@rridderbusch518 Nope I was distracted too. But nice try on a burn there, R.

@david8804 3 года назад

Oh nooo now I can’t stop looking at it!!

@dougwheeler1265 3 года назад

@@rridderbusch518 you don't have to report it to notice it! I noticed, and I'm sure others did too!

@ELH10508 3 года назад

I saw the knot, too ! Haha

@davogotland 3 года назад

i came to the comment section looking for this!

@annika_panicka 3 года назад

Here's a two-fer from the 1978 disco classic "I Love the Nightlife": I LOVE THE *NIGHTLIGHT* /I GOT TO BOOGIE/ON THE DISCO *RA-AAAAH,* OH YEAH (RA-AAAAH is "'round"-easy mistake, not sure it warrants attention, but the first part is pretty bloody funny to me [and by me-Lol])

@alexisrich3470 3 года назад

From Flashdance...What a feeling. My mom always thought the lyrics were "Take your pants off and make it happen" instead of "take your passion and make it happen."

@tinaperez7393 3 года назад

These lyrics are way superior to the actual ones! 😂🤣🤣 Loved Kim's 7 teeth. 😂

@scottadler 3 года назад

"Hold me closer, Tony Danza." "See that girl, watch her scream, kicking the dancing queen." "There is a bathroom on the right."

@evilredcaboose 3 года назад

Tiny Dancer - Hold me close AND TIE ME DOWN, SIR

@chloeglitteraldc2507 3 года назад

YOU STOLE THESE FROM BUZZFEED!

@scottadler 3 года назад

@@chloeglitteraldc2507 No, I couldn't couldn't think of them st the time I posted them. The Creedence Clearwater "bathroom on the right" meme was a running joke in the early 70s. I have the album. It also went "there's a bad dog bonna bite."

@darcypanak639 3 года назад

CCRs Bad Moon Rising was "There's a bathroom on the right" in the 80's . My friend JoNell and I convinced my Dad that's how the song went and he sang it that way for YEARS!

@hackedagain3421 3 года назад

Tony Danza - Phoebe's singing in friends 🤣

@andrewjameshenderson1389 3 года назад

"More than a woman" becomes "bald-headed woman". Thought i was gonna croak when a friend o'mine started singing that along with the radio in the car. ✌🙂😂

@briannaramey6039 3 года назад

This one goes out to my dad , he always thought that in thunder by imagine dragons they were saying fundip until one day we shocked and told him it was thunder

@ajparadise6649 3 года назад

Kim is the best dancer ever. She really brings the amazing lyrics to life. I love how you changed watermelon sugar high to one of them would apply. It makes the song so much better.

@helenetrstrup4817 3 года назад

I have a huge misheard lyrics problem with Adele's Rolling in the deep when it comes to the backing vocals and I can't unhear it. When I listen to the song with the lead vocals I hear: "I'm never gonna be a sheep, never had man meat" When I only listen to the backing vocals (if you remove the lead vocals from the track entirely) it turns into: "I'm never gonna wear a sheet, never had man meat" 😅

@TaylorPeas 3 года назад

RIGHT

@tgayer1 3 года назад

So what are the actual words?

@BlessedBeyondCompare 3 года назад

@@tgayer1 I think maybe "You're gonna wish you never had met me," if it's the lyric I'm thinking.

@helenetrstrup4817 3 года назад

@@BlessedBeyondCompare Yup, exactly that one. 😆

@BlessedBeyondCompare 3 года назад

@@helenetrstrup4817 Good stuff! haha~

@hevvab8151 3 года назад

"Cheap wine and a three legged goat" (Cheap wine and a 3 day growth - Cold Chisel)

@jdwalker519 3 года назад

Can we take a moment to appreciate how Kim is normalizing going to therapy. Thank you Kim!!!!

@heatherjay8802 3 года назад

“Spicks and Specks”, an Australian music quiz show, used to have a segment on misheard lyrics, which, FYI, are called ‘mondegreens’. Happy listening!

@jpatchw 3 года назад

"Now wae be to thee, Huntly! And wherefore did you sae? I bade you bring him wi you, But forbade you him to slay." Ye Highlands and ye Lawlands, Oh where have you been? They have slain the Earl o' Moray And LADY MONDEGREEN (layd him on the green.)

@greatauntlizbethg9137 3 года назад

@@jpatchw wow. I was going to comment that now i want to find or make a lyric that could be mis heard as mondogreen AND THERE IT WAS. Thank you. ⚰⛳

@greatauntlizbethg9137 3 года назад

I just remembered the same mishearings in English are called pullet surprises, after the literary award, the pullitzer prize 🐔❗ 🏅

@carolroberts4614 2 года назад

I have read a collection called Mondegreens, and they mention the girl whose hero was Lady Mondegreen, and was understandably upset when she found out she didn't exist!

@melissamaynard2810 3 года назад

"Secret Agent Man" by Johnny rivers was always 'Secret Asian Man' and "Swing Low" by UB40 was always, 'sweet n low, sweet cherry coke'.

@kristennd12 3 года назад

Same re: the “Secret Asian Man”.

@kevinfan726 3 года назад

to be fair, even knowing the lyrics, it does sound like he says 'secret asian man.' that is a freebie in my book.

@bobbiema6671 3 года назад

*HE'S NOT SAYING THAT?* 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 🔫🔪💣💉💊🚬💼💰💄👓

@Phantombrother 3 года назад

I heard "Freakin' Asian man . . ."

@dustyniederriter7543 2 года назад

When you go city to city preforming all of the songs you added to me and the misses will be front and center. Great vocals. Keep doing what you love.

@its_kai2460 3 года назад

"We will rock you" Says:Kicking your cat all over the place

@suekelderhouse5160 2 года назад

Wait, isn't that what it says?

@its_kai2460 2 года назад

@@suekelderhouse5160 No it's just a misheard lyrics

@deelubahn8193 3 года назад

Oh and "Blinded by the Light" I thought was wrapped up like a douche! 😂

@meghoughton562 3 года назад

Me too!

@nikkidinezza9596 3 года назад

Me too!

@KillerKoala87c 3 года назад

I mean I know it isn’t but I don’t know what the real words are lol

@annerph1778 3 года назад

@@KillerKoala87c it's revved up like a duece

@madmommy 3 года назад

Same!

@Angelustatt 3 года назад

My local radio station here in Melbourne just had a segment on this the other week and now every time I hear Elton John's "I'm Still Standing"....I hear "I steal salmon"!! lol

@marijana.majic. 2 года назад

I've almost lost it 😂😂😂😂

@FoggyMemoryProductions 3 года назад

First of all: Just discovered your channel. Thanks to my roommate. Second: These songs are awesome. Third: For misheard lyrics, 1 song I always misheard as a kid into my adulthood was Africa by Toto. This part specifically: What the actual lyrics are: It's gonna take a lot to drag me away from you There's nothing that a hundred men or more could ever do I bless the rains down in Africa Gonna take some time to do the things we never had (ooh, ooh) What I heard: It's gonna take a lot to drag me away from you There's nothing that a hundred men or more could ever do I Guess the rains down in Africa Gonna take some time to do the things we never had (ooh, ooh)

@emilyvogt66 Год назад

FoggyMemoryProductions: One of my sisters has a friend who misheard "a hundred men or more" as "a hundred men on Mars" when that song was first released... 😄

@FoggyMemoryProductions Год назад

@@emilyvogt66 That's kind of funny actually.

@miriambucholtz9315 3 года назад

Johnny Rivers' "Secret Agent Man" sounded like "Secret Asian Man".

@bobbiejocoxryan 3 года назад

My husband always sings "Shot through the heart And you're TOO LATE." For the song You Give Love A Bad Name by Bon Jovi.

@daynamorris2399 2 года назад

i worked with someone who thought that they were saying "You give love a Band - Aid!"

@emmamorley138 3 года назад

I was a kid at the time, instead of "just let me state for the record" I thought it said "just let me staple the vicar" in We Are Family 🤣 My friend thought it said "but the chair is not my son" in Billie Jean 😂😂

@jenniferhamner9735 3 года назад

Just two days ago I learned that Kenny Rogers and Dolly Parton were singing "Islands in the Stream," not "Island Industry." 🤦🏻‍♀️ What can I say, I was 7 when the song came out and heard it on crackly AM radio in the back of our Chevette (literally in the hatchback, my favorite spot, no seatbelt). Gosh, the 80s were great. 😂

@BlacksGodDaughter 3 года назад

Our Lips Are Sealed song - someone told me they thought it was “I love Cecile” 💀

@reginawhite5464 3 года назад

Carrie Underwood "Before he cheats" I dug my key into the side Of his pretty little souped-up four-wheel drive Carved my name into his 'legacy'

@abbyc4167 3 года назад

I thought the exact same thing

@greatauntlizbethg9137 3 года назад

💺

@fiercekitten9079 3 года назад

Wait what is it actually??

@abbyc4167 3 года назад

@@fiercekitten9079 "Carved my name into his leather seats"

@daynamorris2399 3 года назад

That actually makes sense

@suepeterson4591 3 года назад

Beatles: Will you still need me. will you still feed me, when I'm 64. I thought was 6 feet 4 the height, not the age.

@AJStoaway 3 года назад

Neon Trees’ “Animal”: “Take a bite of my heart tonight,” instead of, “Say goodbye to my heart tonight,”!

@chloe0exe 3 года назад

These songs will never be the same again

@Psalm97 3 года назад

Thanks to this video, I now know that Alanis Morissette wasn’t upset about some crappy gift Dave Coulier gave her. I legit thought the lyrics were “cross-eyes bear,” too.

@BlessedBeyondCompare 3 года назад

The Dave Coulier reference put this comment over the top for me. haha!

@jasonwiggins1284 3 года назад

HAHAHA Also Taylor Swift is always upset with her lonely Starbuck's lovers--Blank Space

@usagitou 3 года назад

I kept hearing Starburst lovers 🤤

@jasonwiggins1284 3 года назад

@@usagitou Haha Maybe she has a Starburst fetish too or had some ex lovers who did

@jadamarie7413 3 года назад

Omg I ALWAYS heard Starbucks lovers too until I did the karaoke lol

@keirasnow4460 3 года назад

Wait whats the actual lyrics then....... I'm

@jasonwiggins1284 3 года назад

@@keirasnow4460 "Got a long list of ex lovers" When the song is slowed down you can hear the lyrics clearly

@cherry-ip5lg 3 года назад

Hi Holderness Family! This has nothing to do with the video but I just wanted to tell you this; my mom follows you on Instagram and can relate SO much to your funny skits. She first heard about you when her friend texted her your video about "going back to school and what should we do"......I've never heard/seen her laugh so hard in my life. Then like a month later or something she heard the "I'm doing the best I can" skit and totally lost it at the "lunch meat for dinner" part haha. I just wanted to thank you for what you're doing right now and thank you for putting a smile on my family's faces :).

@Momonymity 3 года назад

When I was a kid I used to sing "I don't want to work. I just want to play and eat JELLO all day!" As s 4 year old, I thought it was a great idea and I was so happy someone else made a song about it.

@Scrappicat 3 года назад

I always sang the Down Under song wrong. "You better run! You better take a boat!" and "He just smiled and gave me a bite of his sandwich."

@DavidPlass 3 года назад

Wait, so "Watermelon sugar high" are the ACTUAL lyrics?!

@kevinfan726 3 года назад

I'd never heard this song before...and wondered that too.

@melissabrown6254 3 года назад

actually a song ....

@kornqueenkortni 3 года назад

Yess

@bree2444 3 года назад

Look up the meaning (only if you are over the age of 12)

@s.u.k.7191 3 года назад

IDK, I only knew that know...

@Ella-ut6mi 3 года назад

That ophelia song thing: "Oh Ophelia, you've been on my my ever since the flood"

@wolfhodgkinson6866 3 года назад

I just discovered the Holderness family. I feel like I just met my new nextdoor neighbors and they're a trip.

@charlenestahl6185 3 года назад

"All By Myself" was misheard as Obama's Elf.

@sallyintucson 3 года назад

I will never hear that song the same way again. 😂

@BlessedBeyondCompare 3 года назад

Every president has one. Trump has an orange one, obviously. LOL

@usagitou 3 года назад

😆

@addy5529 3 года назад

omg i laughed so hard lol at this

@iloveeeeeecats 3 года назад

OBaMas EeEEeELf I sang it in my head and it felt so right

@janettarthur 3 года назад

I thought Sia's "Cheap Thrills" was about her dumpster diving. "'Til I hit the dumpster, hit the dumpster, I got all I need. No, I ain't got cash, I ain't got cash but I got you baby"

@klandersen42 3 года назад

My misheard Sia was Chandelier was "I'm gonna swing from the shan de liason, from the shan de liason" real lyrics of course are "I'm gonna swing from the Chandelier" not "shan de liason". For another part of the song I also thought that it was just "one two three, one two three three" when it is really "one two three, one two three drink".

@tvalivation4758 9 месяцев назад

Excellent manner of captioning the actual lyrics and then inserting the misheard ones. Very funny!

@yourgreatestfuckingnightmare 2 года назад

Penn: *coughs* My screen: *Songs for SOCIAL DISTANCING* Coincidence? I think NOT.

@clarascats1365 3 года назад

When me and my friend were younger, we thought the lyrics to soul sister were “hey so sister, I don’t wanna miss ya/mista in the stereo, (the) dairy-io, the way you know it’s fair-io. I still sing these lyrics to this day

@nancyfalcon2796 3 года назад

my little brother was singing "You can't hide your one bling eye!" at the top of his lungs at Lake Travis. My friend stopped the Eagles cassette and said "WHAT?!?!?!" then fell in the water laughing so hard.

@katiesiddique9062 3 года назад

🤣🤣🤣

@booklover3341 3 года назад

That's hilarious, but in the same vein, I thought "Your smile's a thin disguise" was "your smile can't deny". But like, in my defense, I have low frequency deafness and it fit.

@kschippers801 2 года назад

When I was little I used to think the lyrics to the foreigner song were “I’m hot blooded a chicken at sea!” 😂😂

@fbtrojangmail 3 года назад

Just watching all of your songs gives my wife and me great laughter and happiness. Thank you!!!

@mommatanya1 3 года назад

I loved the song, "Brown Eyed Girl," but I thought the line, "gunning down the old man with a transistor radio," was very wierd in such an upbeat song.

@dallyn792 3 года назад

Tears in my eyes, I laughed so hard it hurt. I'll never unhear that now.

@smittyde 3 года назад

"You better shave Bob because I need a man" --You're the one that I want.

@mykijiji1958 3 года назад

😂😂😂

@kevinfan726 3 года назад

@@mykijiji1958 I still don't know exactly what the lyrics are at parts of that song. "if you're filled with affection you're too shy to __________, ___________ my direction. feel your way." I have no idea what those blanks are saying.