Are These the Worst Dad Jokes EVER?

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Is Lola laughing because these jokes are funny or because her Dad is super lame? Here's a joke: Why did the belt go to jail? Guess you'll have to watch the video and find out. #dadjokes #laughchallenge #comedy
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The Holderness Family creates original music, parodies, and Vlogs for RU-vid to poke fun of themselves and celebrate the absurdity in circumstances most families face in their day to day life. They published "Christmas Jammies" in December 2013 and life hasn't been the same. Since then, their popular parodies, "All About That Baste", "Baby Got Class," and original music "Snow Day" have received national news coverage. Penn, the Dad, took a chance and left his job as a news anchor to join his wife Kim, the Mom, at their video production and digital marketing company, Greenroom Communications, LLC. Lola and Penn Charles are always happy, respectful and eat all of their vegetables (that last sentence is a lie). Penn, Kim, Lola, and Penn Charles publish Vlogs and other nonsense to this channel as often as they can while remaining sane. Our viewers have become our family and we try our best to respond to comments.

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@ryankucera5330 4 года назад

Doctor: Sir, I’m afraid your DNA is backwards… Dad: AND?!

@rorygloudemans6549 3 года назад

Sasquash Pickstock same

@rorygloudemans6549 3 года назад

Ryan Kucera lol

@DavidPlass 3 года назад

That one's in Part 2 :)

@thegamingkid6374 2 года назад

The joke is since it’s the word is DNA, it spelled backwards for “and”😂😂

@customer5032 Год назад

😂

@agent7861 4 года назад

What rhymes with orange? No it doesn’t. That one was the best.

@cupofcozy708 4 года назад

I don't get the one 😬

@thebrickbudds 4 года назад

ShinyEvenWonderღ What Rhymes with Orange

@agent7861 4 года назад

ShinyEvenWonderღ It was intended as a question, like “What rhymes with orange?”, but the person took it as a statement, like “What rhymes with orange.” To which he responded with “No it doesn’t.” Because the word ‘what’ doesn’t rhyme with ‘orange’.

@xxlillyxx3052 4 года назад

porage

@johnyoun1100 4 года назад

@cosmicb3 4 года назад

I can’t stop laughing about the kidnapping at school....he’s fine he woke up 😂😂

@DragonLuver44 4 года назад

That was funny too.

@deniscaron3939 4 года назад

That was funny

@allie7394 4 года назад

Bex Barrett I like the same one

@carriehill8601 4 года назад

I thought this was hilarious

@WeirdKids428 4 года назад

I agree

@emilyjayne1125 4 года назад

“Toaster these days do both sides” -Lola 2019

@mikeeasley6670 4 года назад

I laughed too loudly at that part, and my wife just shook her head.

@HeyItsTyler478 2 года назад

#genzquotes

@Julian-xt1yb Год назад

I read that as she was saying it in the video 😂😂

@bubzilla6137 4 года назад

Let's use the comments to share some of our favorites! I think I might be addicted to dough. I don't just want it, I KNEAD it! I have kleptomania but it's ok. When it gets real bad, I take something for it. I was driving to the airport to catch my flight when I saw a sign that said "Airport Left", so I turned around and went home. I ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon. I'll let you know. I got an email saying, "At Google Earth, we can read maps backwards!" And I thought... That's just spam. 😂 I have the heart of a lion... And a lifetime ban from the San Diego zoo. To the guy who invented 0- thanks for nothing! Parallel lines have so much in common. It's a shame they'll never meet... What did one Dorito farmer say the other Dorito farmer? Hey, Cool Ranch! What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick! I suppose this comment is long enough, probably too long. It's ok. If it makes even one person laugh, it's totally worth it. Have fun everyone!!!! Thanks again, Holderness family, for this awesome opportunity to laugh!!!! 🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂

@sheepie2465 4 года назад

Bub Zilla this cracked a smile 😀

@clydedawg4494 4 года назад

The last one had me laughing!

@uhhh3958 4 года назад

My friend told me to stop imitating a flamingo... so i had to put my foot down. I told my sister she was drawing her eyebrows too high... she looked surprised.

@bubzilla6137 4 года назад

@@sheepie2465 Yay!!! 🙂🙂🙂

@bubzilla6137 4 года назад

@@clydedawg4494 Awesomeness!!! Lol! 🤨😂🤣

@morganthefae2641 4 года назад

So the other day, I was at my hotel. And in the lobby, there were two chess masters. And they were bragging about past wins. They were chess-nuts boasting in an open foyer.

@howardk6031 4 года назад

Thanks

@MorgaineRiddlePrince 3 года назад

Christmas has come early

@randomstuff-qu7sh 3 года назад

The local newspaper was having a pun contest. I submitted 10 of my best, hoping to win. Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.

@jcpartri 4 года назад

I remember fondly my first job as a Mirror cleaner. My friends laughed at me, but it was something I could really see myself doing.

@bigjohn08865 Год назад

I like that one

@theostaschik6870 4 года назад

The one with Captain Kirk and the left ear, right ear, and final frontier was actually funny.

@theostaschik6870 4 года назад

I love star trek

@ikarikid 4 года назад

And their not getting the joke made it hilarious

@melanyancat5687 3 года назад

I still don't get it 😬😅

@mrsmack5808 2 года назад

I was rollin😂

@bigjohn08865 Год назад

What does Star Wars and tiolet paper have in common? Klingons

@vanessarivers6747 4 года назад

What rhymes with orange. No it doesnt. I laughed TOO hard at that one.

@WeirdKids428 4 года назад

Same

@RedRonFJB 4 года назад

really?

@lilystar5063 4 года назад

Penn Charles: I don't get it but I'm laughing 😂

@kirstenrudd8424 4 года назад

Ok. But why is Lola like, an adult now?? for real?!?!? 😭😭😭😭

@teresahowick5197 4 года назад

Kirsten Rudd I don’t know but I’m not ready! She looks like her mama!

@fablewable5350 4 года назад

Yesss

@mikeilabiddle1757 4 года назад

Was just thinking the same thing. Her voice has completely changed from the last time I watched a video, she sounds so much like Penn now! (the girl version, of course)

@theemersonwatts2578 4 года назад

I know right

@joycecheong4308 4 года назад

Everyone grows up girl even u

@gamom1 4 года назад

PC’s laugh is contagious..I love it I hope you keep it as a sound bite

@luciesnyder1022 4 года назад

Who is watching this 2020?!?!

@pandaplayz198 3 года назад

Lucie Snyder me

@peecola335 3 года назад

@FirstnameLastname-pe3ky 3 года назад

Who gives a fuck?

@rorygloudemans6549 3 года назад

Lucie Snyder me

@t3ck3r 3 года назад

Oct. 4,2020 and the Pandemic rolls on

@rmr1279b 4 года назад

I love how when Penn starts to explain the joke, Lola is like "No, we got it, it just isn't that funny." lol

@LaGuardiaCross 4 года назад

The kidnapping one was clever and the pure idea of cannibals eating a clown is hilarious, even without the punch-line. If I EVER decide to do standup, I need Penn Charles in the front row.

@damianzachariah3645 2 года назад

I dont mean to be so off topic but does anybody know a tool to log back into an instagram account? I was dumb forgot the account password. I would love any tips you can give me!

@felipevalentin5025 2 года назад

@Damian Zachariah instablaster :)

@smittyde 4 года назад

I couldn’t decide which Asian food I wanted more, Japanese or Chinese. So, I just called it a Thai.

@kkitzhaber 4 года назад

Not gonna lie. I stole three of these jokes for my Sunday sermon. Got lots of groans.

@claytonknudsen2510 4 года назад

You are stealing for CHURCH?

@weirdorangeyankabetch 4 года назад

I hope it was the clown one!

@ziasyphrit 4 года назад

@@claytonknudsen2510 😂

@johnyoun1100 4 года назад

Oof

@themaggattack 4 года назад

@@claytonknudsen2510 The idea that churches don't steal- now THAT'S a joke! 🤣

@kevinthesquid 4 года назад

On the napping one, anyone else notice that the kids and Penn all got it at the same time xD

@aaronrogers8743 4 года назад

How do you catch a unique animal? - You Neek up on it! How do you catch a tame animal? - Tame way you Neek up on it!

@Lucy-ce7ep 3 года назад

🤨

@thatdragon 4 года назад

One Of My Favorites. A man gets burned on his left side. The doctor says “There’s not much left.” The nurse says “It will be all right.”

@robbymounce5764 Год назад

I do NOT often tell Dad jokes , but when I do, he USUALLY laughs!

@joshuap7406 4 года назад

I wasn't laughing because of the jokes - I was laughing because Penn (senior) was laughing.

@peggyharris7849 4 года назад

It started out so Dad-lame and by the end I was laughing so hard I was wiping away tears. 🤣🤣🤣

@teresahowick5197 4 года назад

Peggy Harris me too

@benbuenen7378 4 года назад

guilty of resisting arrest... best...joke...ever

@renee2994 4 года назад

I hope Penn and his kids always have this close bond

@shravansrinivasan4982 4 года назад

Why do you call an elephant that is ignored? Irrelephant.

@BlackJackKittykat 3 года назад

Hahhahahahhahaaaaa!!!!!

@EndlessSummer888 3 года назад

What does a farmer use to count his cattle? A cow-culator.

@smeraarkalgud5703 3 года назад

Lmao

@ashleyhickey1369 4 года назад

Your sons laugh could make anyone's day it's infectious! Love your videos ! Keep the laughter coming !

@micaberman307 3 года назад

A waiter walks up to a man at a restaurant and asks, “do you wanna box for that?”. The man says “no but I will wrestle you for it”

@Lucy-ce7ep 3 года назад

😂

@XaviWavey 4 года назад

"What rhymes with orange?" Dad: "No it doesn't." I'm not a dad, but that one is hilarious.

@cliffyj5071 4 года назад

That is probably one of most awesome family interactions I have ever seen!!!

@robertemmons2260 4 года назад

I love dads spending time with their kids, their time together is precious. My daughter and I have shared jokes with each other.

@DavidDeelLoco 9 месяцев назад

Bless her heart. She keeps questioning why she's laughing. So cute.

@sheem.2450 4 года назад

😂😂😂 "does this taste funny to you??" Lol

@cuanw 4 года назад

Lola is such a mood

@whisperingeaglelanders2339 4 года назад

He laughs so hard his face turns red and the his veins pop out!! He's hilarious...🤣

@YasuTaniina 4 года назад

I'm just laughing at how hard they're laughing 😂

@imaanchaudhry725 4 года назад

Dad joke: Mountains aren’t just funny, they’re hil-areas.

@offgridnorthwest 4 года назад

The clown joke and the elephant joke were both funny because of the picture on the wall behind you. A big elephant and the word CIRCUS. LOL

@dsmyle8080 4 года назад

Dad, I’m having an allergic reaction. We need to go to the hospital. Let’s not make any rash decisions

@dsmyle8080 4 года назад

Dad, I got hit in the head with a cola today. At least it was a soft drink

@Lucy-ce7ep 3 года назад

😂

@eponymousjones6590 4 года назад

With Dad jokes, and puns, a groan is as good as a grin!

@maggiesegura8753 4 года назад

Holderness Family my daughter and I were watching this and we were laughing so much. My daughter brought up the fact that your beautiful daughter actually looks a lot like Jennifer Lawrence. A lot of resemblance. Beautiful family. God bless.

@gerarduspoppel2831 3 года назад

Yes she does

@aprilbreon6210 4 года назад

To see Penn laughing so hard is the best part. :)

@Sacredfire4Jesus 4 года назад

How does the mathemachicken solve problems? ... with a cluckulator!

@nettle7775 2 года назад

The funny thing is is that Penn was cracking himself up way more than he was making the kids laugh...that explains a lot.

@blessedwithchallenges9917 Год назад

Laughing with your kids, regardless of how cool the jokes are, that's great!

@ashd7289 4 года назад

I got one, why can't a t-rex clap his hands .... Them: there too short? No cause there extinct.. hahhah

@landonhorton4419 Год назад

Penn: "Oh wait...I just got it!" Classic.

@dsmyle8080 4 года назад

Welcome to our restaurant. Do you have reservations? No, I’m pretty sure I want to eat here

@reneerozevink6029 3 года назад

Thank you Holderness family for such great humor in times like these......

@skylad27 4 года назад

I went and told my family almost all of these. It took my brother a good 5 minutes for him to get the "kidnapping" one (with help by my parents to explain it) . By then it wasn't funny anymore. 😂😂💕

@RealtyWebDesigners 3 года назад

Adorable when the kids finally get a joke! The 'kid napping at school' - Love it!

@zkarebear 4 года назад

I love how the pile of phones in front of Penn just keeps growing.

@lifethisside5712 4 года назад

Such fun! I love how the giggles spread through dad to the kids...and somehow magically through the Internet to me and my family! Bravo!

@miskamouska7694 4 года назад

Why can't you eat a Wookie? . . . . . Because they're too chewy

@anniethecat1046 3 года назад

Haha 😆

@mixibo 4 года назад

This is proof that dad jokes can actually be funny!!!!

@Southernblonde1310 4 года назад

Why did the cowboy get a dachshund? . . Because he wanted to get along little doggy.

@dr.r.k.shaffer555 4 года назад

Yosemite Sam sang, oh I can't get along little doggie good I can't even get one that's small. I can't get along little doggie. I can't get a doggie at all!

@NatureArtist-tw1iq 4 года назад

If a kid doesn’t sleep at nap time, is he resisting a rest? 😆😆😆😆

@MacaelasEqOfficial 2 года назад

At first I was watching with content, but after the the kidnapping I was wheezing the rest of the way through. This was HILARIOUS. My request is more!

@odonovan 2 года назад

WRONG! Two goldfish are in a tank. One says to the other, "You take the turret. I'll drive!" 😁

@whatever7326 3 года назад

The Holderness Family has become a part of my new favorite watches. So funny and entertaining. Thank you. I've seen a few but realized I was missing out on so many more videos. Love it. Keep up the great work.

@martok2112 4 года назад

What do you call a Disturbed Wookiee? Chew-BA-CA-CA-CA!!!!!

@kathrynlayfield9599 2 года назад

I just love the Holderness Family!!! All of you are so joyful! You make it possible to forget all the crazies out there! Penn, order us up a new recipe for just movin' on!

@Rand_OmLoser 4 года назад

I don’t always tell dad jokes.... but when I do, he usually laughs.

@mjmiddleton370 3 года назад

These are great! I'm a mom but I use the dad jokes. My husband just looks at me like your daughter does. 😂 My niece and I (we're close in age) send each other dad jokes all the time. Lol

@MessoverOG 4 года назад

😱The cannibal joke was awful to share with kids, yet I'm still laughing! 🤣

@PatricesProjects 4 года назад

The jokes got better with each phone! Lol. Just like your daughter, I kept laughing because you were laughing!

@roberthix 4 года назад

One of my favorite so far. I love dad jokes.

@benjaminculbertson2388 10 месяцев назад

"Two cannibals are eating a clown!" *everyone starts laughing*

@MaverickVersusEverything 4 года назад

Thanks for bringing us along. Mav flips out when he watched. --Dadders

@pamelaJoyce384 4 года назад

The Clown joke always gets me!

@savvy3tv632 4 года назад

My parents’ friends were joking about how their oldest looks like she could be her brother’s mother, and my dad said “Yeah. I mean Savvy and I look so alike, I could be her father!” The other dad cracked up and gave my dad a high five. Me and the other teens just stared at him. 😒🤪

@DawnHarveyPenguin 4 года назад

That was awesome! Needs a sequel. Or several :D

@exinilda 3 года назад

On my hard days I watch these and I laugh.. thank you Holderness family.. ❤️🙏

@b.bailey8244 4 года назад

the star trek joke and the kids' responses...and the school kidnapping rofl - and the cannibal joke is the best!

@evabailey3860 4 года назад

They didn't get the Star Trek reference! They didn't get it!

@scostie 4 года назад

Definitely the delivery, not the joke. And of course, the kids reactions.

@albert214 2 года назад

Outstanding. Just look at how funny you guys are being locked up together.

@Qster1584 2 года назад

Love Penn and Lola's father daughter relationship. LOL, Penn, I think Lola was actually laughing at you and not with you. Thank you for this video. Love seeing great family relationships.