Your Mom's House Podcast - Ep.658

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On this week's YMH, Tom Segura and Christina P discuss "Top Gun: Maverick," CP's recent experience seeing her favorite band Bauhaus, the newest Sports Illustrated swimsuit model, "Worst Roommate Ever" on Netflix, and more! The Main Mommies watch videos of a British guy who resembles the late, great Fedsmoker, a batch of "Horrible or Hilarious" videos, and, of course, a batch of Christina P's TikTok curations.
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@zackshrum9030 2 года назад

Tom’s book is called “I’d Like to Play Alone, Please” and Garth took that literally.

@Josh-ub1do 2 года назад

Id love it Garth did a video with tims book in the background

@DailyDriftingVirtual 2 года назад

I like that

@dannymoss6860 2 года назад

Cool stuff, slick stuff, neat stuff

@mansquatch4059 2 года назад

@@Josh-ub1do what if he embraced the YMH content? Would it make him respectable or hurt his brand?

@6woody559 2 года назад

@@mansquatch4059 he would gain alot of fans

@seanburns854 2 года назад

My absolute favorite YMH song to kick off the episode. Now I hope everyone has a good day, does good at work, and does good in their home life. It’s sunny so maybe put on some sun screen. And with the sun comes heat, so water is important. Ok, bye.

@damianv5385 2 года назад

Did you hear the diss to Redban in the intro song? Do they have a beef with Brian Redban I’m not aware of haha

@jasonwinterton9369 2 года назад

Hot sauce is the best

@hana1130 2 года назад

Have a beautiful day, Sean ☀️

@seanburns854 2 года назад

@@damianv5385 not at all. It references a really gross story he told on the podcast. I believe it’s the one where he eats ass at the playboy mansion and gets some chocolate in his mouth

@tr9165 2 года назад

That song was FIRE

@jasonjustice7198 2 года назад

Lets see the "Men's Health" cover with Bert on it to even the playing field.

@Seanigan88 2 года назад

Exaaaactly lol these campaigns need to stop asap

@wyattblackburn7193 2 года назад

I don't think they make magazines that big

@mr.resistance4015 2 года назад

A *HUNDRED* percent.

@heytoast7129 2 года назад

Honestly, I'm not into big girls, but I would take her over Kim K any day of the week. To me, it's peak insanity that the Kardashian/Jenner clan are revered for their beauty. Just blows my mind millions of people think THAT'S the pinnacle of beauty.

@avidodd26 2 года назад

please let's not.

@OhhSoAbstract 2 года назад

"Are you being racist" ...2mins later "im not a gyspy I dont steal" im dead hahah

@kallenavn2783 2 года назад

That’s good racism so no one cares

@ETAisNOW 2 года назад

Imagine virtue signaling for gypsies, there’s like 12 left and they don’t even give a fuck about the woke stuff lmao

@frecklefart909 2 года назад

Lost it at the skat break 😂 Absolutely belter of a tune 😂😂

@castro1016 2 года назад

Was about to say the same damn thing, thank god someone else beat me to it 😂😂

@TeddyBremmer 2 года назад

scat*

@frecklefart909 2 года назад

@@TeddyBremmer Thanks, I wasn't sure when I typed it tbh 😂 I wasn't bothered looking it up either because I knew if I was wrong there would be someone to come along and correct it 😂

@LetsBeClear87 2 года назад

@@frecklefart909 you can defo count on the Internet for pedantic insights

@BirdOfHermes8381 2 года назад

@@LetsBeClear87 This made me laugh. 👍

@stuartthomas94 2 года назад

GOTTA WHOLE LOTTA LOVE FOR THE COOL GUY CLUB! what an absolute banger hahah such high & tight quality 👌

@theDuckysaurus 2 года назад

It came out 5 minutes before your comment who arrived you trying to fool?

@theDuckysaurus 2 года назад

Follow up: thought you meant the whole episode but you were talking about the intro song, you’re following proto keep ‘em high and tight. No stamp today.

@jasonwinterton9369 2 года назад

Hot sauce is the best

@SoyCanVamp772 2 года назад

I literally got so excited when I beard the beat

@mcfeely808 2 года назад

@@theDuckysaurus pop that stamp on yourself bub

@mrrubyspeaks 2 года назад

When Bert learns how to read I think he'll really enjoy Tom's book

@bryankelly7158 2 года назад

When he learns how to listen he’ll enjoy the audio book as well

@puffdaddy69 2 года назад

Bert reading his book for audio version would be great

@rotinhellu-tube2737 2 года назад

@Bryan Kelly Bert definitely talks over audio books even when alone in a room lol as if it’s another conversation to dominate.

@lilswanzo4612 2 года назад

Tom: “I wanna play ball, I wanna play like the rest of the kids, you’ve got me in the special ed group and I don’t like it! Tom’s book, one minute later: “I’d like to play alone, please”

@captainwonderbar1657 2 года назад

It does send a mixed message.

@bmoulton8844 2 года назад

Patty’s laugh was the missing piece in our beloved podcast.

@Raaandy 2 года назад

Imagine when Christeen finds out Val Kilmer IS in the new movie, and they use AI to recreate his voice. lmao

@hgb0005 Год назад

AI was utilized for potential use in future projects, but that technology wasn't used for Top Gun: Maverick.

@we_be_nerds3601 2 года назад

I honestly love how much you can see how much they love each other in opening song and how much fun they have together

@gw669 2 года назад

Woke up in a terrible mood, this cheered me up no end; you are both cool guys.

@DeeDee-wb6zy 2 года назад

I love when it cuts to the booth boys bopping to the music! It’s a family at YMH…and we’re all a little perverse 🥳

@MatataMcCleskey 2 года назад

Feels a little forced

@zped4484 2 года назад

Watching Tina and Tim just vibing together in the beginning is magical

@rihube349 2 года назад

No wonder Enny's hat game is so crazy. He's got Tom Head.

@zaksmith6880 2 года назад

Tom head 🤣🤣🤣

@jpierce2l33t 2 года назад

Dude's laugh in the background literally makes the world go 'round 🤣

@emilylarocca6602 2 года назад

Nadav!

@jpierce2l33t 2 года назад

@@emilylarocca6602 thank you! I knew the name, but had no clue how to spell it so I didn't wanna butcher it...🤣. Plus I knew people would know who I meant. I have a loud laugh too, and I think it's great!

@Tempust97 Год назад

@@jpierce2l33t it's cool, you can just say paddie now in texas

@WhatAhMess 2 года назад

Can anyone else imagine the “therapy” session with Christina…”you’re boring, fix that” 😂😂

@user-ib7wm1oe4v 2 года назад

as long as she can plug her dates she will be happy

@WhatAhMess 2 года назад

@@user-ib7wm1oe4v “I hear you, I’d be disappointed too if my husband cheated on me..but next week I’ll be in Massachugetits” 😂😂😂😂

@rotinhellu-tube2737 2 года назад

Have you ever seen more blatant projection in your life? 🤣😂 yeah you had a “quirky” outfit, now work on that set before throwing boring around mommy, saying this as a loving fan who cares and adores you for you. Let’s reel it back a bit ok Tina?

@dianau7612 2 года назад

Saw her standup in person, very disappointing. Kept a joke binder that she would go through trying to find a joke smh 🤦‍♀️

@samuelkessler4865 2 года назад

I usually leave it at that. But that fucking opener...my God. I'm speechless. Tearless. Laughed so fucking hard. Thank you.

@jasonwinterton9369 2 года назад

Hot sauce is the best

@JesusHComedy 2 года назад

@@jasonwinterton9369 Touch my camera through the fence

@trevorthompson4624 2 года назад

Kristine is R worded to the max. Apropos every episode she says apropos. It's the new 'my tribe'

@hgb0005 Год назад

at least she uses it correctly

@alexpolewski1247 2 года назад

I challenge Christine to not say "meow" once during the intro of next show. I bet she cant

@austindolan7182 2 года назад

or mom segura

@35knight23 2 года назад

I fast forward through the intro song because of it

@keiferpeterson1399 2 года назад

@@austindolan7182 iuiI I’m i I uouiuioou I you I uiuiui iuiu I oiI u I iuiuioI yo uyouuu I u I iuiiuioyouuuu i uoou I I I I I I uououi I iuiuuoui uiui I iuiui uo I I iIOU’s yo i I uoIOU’s uiiouiuiu I you I I u iuiyo u I iouiui iu I iI uiiiuoyou iiui I I I I uoiuio I out ui I I iuuiu I oui yo uioiI iui uuouiui uiui uiiui iuo u I u u u ui u I u uiiu I I ioii I iyo yo ouuuiui u I iu I iui I iu I ui ui iiuiuiiui iuiiI ui uii ui iI ui Yooo m you just just

@tractionjackson4149 2 года назад

I turned into a telescope when i heard the Cool Guy Club jam 🔥

@Patchogs 2 года назад

Touch my beat through the fence Momies. Please have Marc Rebillet back on soon!!!

@jeremyyd1258 2 года назад

Tom’s “pack of wolves” line got me 😂😂😂😂😂😂

@geo8367 2 года назад

55:00 "On the cummer" had me cracking up

@birdette79 2 года назад

5:40 Had to re-re-watch Tom laughing so hard he couldn't get the words out 😂😂😂

@albertgarcia9273 2 года назад

Fun fact: the inner city black we lovingly know as Enny, is actually recording artist Night Lovell.

@pizzaninja. 2 года назад

Touch my iPod through the fence.

@johnweaver5140 2 года назад

Hot sauce is in fact the best

@rotinhellu-tube2737 2 года назад

Dass waciss

@lawrenceweber6072 2 года назад

“I’m not down with downs models” had me absolutely dead 😂

@tylergrammer5022 2 года назад

love when Christine talks about video games drying her up, then turns around and talks about witchcraft lol

@js6527 2 года назад

Yeah she’s got a lot of really super smart moments like that.

@tylergrammer5022 2 года назад

@@js6527 she's a pretty cool guy

@sporkspeak 2 года назад

Christy shood have a Netflix series where she travels the world and eats their local fast foods….. and then shits and farts and tells everyone about it

@personatthebay 2 года назад

youd love that wouldnt you

@frecklefart909 2 года назад

@@personatthebay Who wouldn't!?

@enough_is_enough5131 2 года назад

@@frecklefart909 hey!!!! HEY!!!!! NO

@grizzy77 2 года назад

@@frecklefart909 I wouldn’t.

@josef2012 2 года назад

Genius

@kdaddy9229 2 года назад

That opening track is 🔥

@JordanTaylor8u Год назад

God I forgot the this CLASSIC. This is truly an all time episode, the Sports Illustrated FAT RANT is literally perfect.

@sammybananas 2 года назад

I've seen the Live Shows, I've seen all the podcasts, I've groaned and laughed a lot, but the "You've got a pretty little mouth" clip on this episode is the first to let out an involuntary "Jesus Christ."

@ToneLone69 2 года назад

Was in an Xbox party, started the podcast on my speaker. My friend who has never watched ymh was dying laughing from this opening song😂

@clawabidingcitizen 2 года назад

You consume and share media the same way a caveman would.

@ToneLone69 2 года назад

@@clawabidingcitizen am I supposed to laugh or be offended?

@mostdope6032 2 года назад

Keep feathering it y’all happy Wednesday

@SamGreen 2 года назад

Chrissy's face when Tom shows accident videos brings me way too much joy 😅

@staynielherbayn657 2 года назад

Chrissy? First time seeing her get called that

@jasonwinterton9369 2 года назад

Hot sauce is the best

@DoubleOhBlandy 2 года назад

Needed this today, thank you to the whole YMH Squad

@alexcoyg3281 2 года назад

That top Gun love scene was so akward because both actors are gay, it makes complete sense now, they had no idea what a relationship between woman and a man is, Tarantino nailed it👍😂

@ElGuapo4000 2 года назад

Lmao the intro song was incredible, the scat break was exquisite

@jasonwinterton9369 2 года назад

Hot sauce is the best

@macknickelson4866 2 года назад

Nidav thinks if he laughs louder he gets extra credit and a star sticker.

@jeffbohnhoff 2 года назад

The discussion @ 1:05:00 about not giving up is spot on. My best friend since 5th grade, unfortunately, gave up. He had a terribly hard life filled with lots of loss and he was able to keep his alcoholism fairly moderate for years without totally giving up. He'd always been a bit overweight but over the past 12-18 months he just kept gaining an incredible amt of weight until it finally took him at just 37yrs old. So, no matter your struggles, don't give up. You owe it to yourself.

@chasermann94 2 года назад

What an absolute banger to start the show! Haven’t heard that song in a while, legit dancing around this morning getting ready while listening to the show. Happy Wednesday mommies

@randallflagg242 2 года назад

Epic podcasts definitely have Epic music!

@Jimmy_Watt 2 года назад

It's probably the best YMH song.

@niallgoddard02 2 года назад

Starting a petition for "The Cool Guy Club" to be the new intro music, all in agreement say "Aye".

@DroppingDaMike 2 года назад

Looking forward to the book! Pre-ordered in March with your signature!

@buddypuddy837 2 года назад

I love that Tom Arnold and Rosanne barr started this podcast. It's pretty funny.

@aardeng 2 года назад

Love how polite British cool guys are

@dandunlap8638 2 года назад

Right, but it may just be a nut thing. FedSmoker was nice MOST of the time 😂

@austindolan7182 2 года назад

@@dandunlap8638 but only if you were a cute lady.

@alexanderscott2712 2 года назад

I found my summer anthem! Absolute BANGER!

@elijah2118 2 года назад

The hippie that was playing the hang drum was the same guy who eats raw meat. Lol.

@Henncat69 2 года назад

“Go back to your barn.” 😂😂😂😂😂

@3232jrob 2 года назад

Young Patrion is an absolute talent

@FlowNeppets 2 года назад

Of all the YMH intos this is my favorite one. Such a banger!!

@robpane8267 2 года назад

One of the best YMH tunes ever! A solid classic!

@iubball410 2 года назад

I wonder what their take on chubby models is. Wish they'd talk about occasionally.

@rotinhellu-tube2737 2 года назад

They’re so woke and PC forward, I’m sure they agree the more weight the sexier, as it should be amiright? The more clogged the arteries, the more beautiful the soul I always say.

@khodges72 2 года назад

I wish they would talk about cancel culture more too, never gets old.

@rustyshackleford1647 2 года назад

Yeah tom is big on those girls you have to roll in flour and look for the wet spot lol

@leeduarte2043 Месяц назад

"...and like I mean like you go like I mean like..."

@leeduarte2043 Месяц назад

"...yeah........yeah" "yeah"

@Naught359 2 года назад

Best intro yet. That writing was rather good.

@Naught359 2 года назад

@@yomama3832 Yeah, you got it...

@kylekennedy9212 2 года назад

Happy Wednesday chomos! Glad to be spending my day with the worlds best fan base!

@jasonwinterton9369 2 года назад

Hot sauce is the best

@stimpsonsutube 2 года назад

Enny looks like he’s slowly becoming Cobra Tate

@christinatrainham1610 Год назад

The dancing while listening to the theme song is my FAVORITE, and Christina’s meows 💕

@claireresnick 2 года назад

Watching this on the stationary bike. When they added the taco and hot dog emoji’s to that tweet I started pedaling harder 😅🤣😂

@AbstraktLogik 2 года назад

HAHAHAA, cLEVER, i LIKE THAT, NOvelty is essential , any I stil pray you dont mean that literally, hahah. or anyone else

@JulianSwayzer 2 года назад

Could you imagine Danny and Theo sharing their observations and words with each other ?!

@dandunlap8638 2 года назад

That’d be awesome

@DannyDeVitois79 2 года назад

Nah,,,, Theo is a legend,,, Danny is annoying obnoxious…. imo

@Tempust97 Год назад

@@DannyDeVitois79 bruh lol, your pants are low and loose

@PadreDePato 2 года назад

CERN flipped us into bizzaro world 😅

@scottmeyer4126 2 года назад

mopeds are just as dangerous as birds lololol

@nathangebben5738 2 года назад

Lol.... Oh boy, I can't wait till the mommy's watch the new top gun movie and realize he IS in the movie 😂😆

@keviiinramaaaage7650 2 года назад

The British guy is phenomenal. Pillar of the community 😂

@Peskyjooba 2 года назад

His channel is Charlie Veitch. This is VERY tame compared to his usual shenanigans. I been watching him for over ten years

@cronus3299 2 года назад

@@Peskyjooba very tame lol you can’t breach the veitch ! 😂 can’t believe he made it on YMH

@aldomolina8633 2 года назад

BEST. EPISODE. EVER. LMAO at Long snapper 😂

@ZachTheRipperTV 2 года назад

When I saw the dog on horrible or hilarious and I accidentally let out a "NO!" Then proceeded to laugh harder then I've ever laugh at someone bouncing off the payment.

@austindolan7182 2 года назад

just hope the pooch is okay and was injured by that dum dum ICP fan.

@sadboi7537 2 года назад

Cool Guy Club might be the best banger ever produced. It’s truly the “top of the mountain” for YMH anthems.

@8thlvlMage 2 года назад

These days submissions are just a shitty trap beat with any of the least funny parts of a clip being sampled non-stop. I'll never reach yungpatreon or oddtracknumbers levels of skill, but the submissions from like the past year make me want to see if I can do better.

@anhel2195 2 года назад

Tom really channeling his kevin samuels on that sports illustrated rant 🤣😂

@austindolan7182 2 года назад

they're both totally tok'd if they aren't creaming in their jeans over her, and don't think she's smokeshow.

@madskrillz2 2 года назад

@@austindolan7182 we don't all like riding whales.

@williambathwise9997 2 года назад

“Have you ever been in the danger zone?” Contender for best quote ever!

@ryanvandenhul802 2 года назад

Tim channeled his inner Kevin Samuel on this SI supper model

@mobucks555 2 года назад

gotta be the best intro song ever. that's a hard one to touch through the fence.

@ladyblazed 2 года назад

This was a nice reminder that I preordered Tom's audiobook months ago c: can't wait

@dandunlap8638 2 года назад

Me too, as soon as it was available. I can hardly wait to listen to it.

@butterbear3042 2 года назад

That opener sounds like Chromeo 😂🕺

@burntoutpremed9789 2 года назад

"THIS GAY FIGHTING FUCKIN FORCE!!!" I lost it man lmaoooo damn near almost fell over on the treadmill 🤣🤣🤣🤣

@adedimberline 2 года назад

The best damn couple on the internet.

@staynielherbayn657 2 года назад

Garth & Trisha?!

@Hawke.The.Talontless 2 года назад

Bobby and Swab?

@adamfortune3574 2 года назад

That intro was the best shit Ive ever heard. Top Shelf

@imerriweather1 2 года назад

I wish Danny Brown would do stand up instead of T.I. LMAO

@monicagrix6621 2 года назад

Omg thank u guys for the new bop I can’t wait to be apart of the cool guy club blasting this whilst I drive to work every morning 😎

@loganreacts1794 2 года назад

Love the energetic editing to the opening song. Super fun guys keep it up and have a good week because the week is happening

@NeonRadioReviews 2 года назад

That musical opening is going to be a classic. Hands down 🔥

@badams2190 2 года назад

thank you for danny! I've been listening to Danny's music for years and used to die laughing at his interviews. I get lots of time to listen to RU-vid while working and I love having a danny brown podcast.

@lucasbrea91 2 года назад

I've tried to watch this episode like 100 times now, and I can't get past the song in the beginning, lmao. Too good.

@johncandler1630 2 года назад

Tom went so hard in the paint. I love it.

@ryanwalker8843 2 года назад

Best opening song in ymh history. The lyrics are genius you almost cant keep up with all the references. Ps. Also agree Danny brown is as funny as some of the funniest comedians.

@missyelliot6237 2 года назад

This shit straight slaps

@ojeda5577 2 года назад

that intro song is a BANGERRRR

@staynielherbayn657 2 года назад

Enny’s bald head is the best

@x.Aura.x 2 года назад

1:47 same over here with that finger point dance, editing on point today mommies

@evangiguere6539 2 года назад

that into song was amazing best one I've heard so far

@Anthony-fb2tl 2 года назад

Christina talks about how she is goth in almost every episode. If you miss being goth so bad, just go light some candles and recite some poetry in a graveyard already.

@Hunty_Mo 2 года назад

She can't wait to make fun of literally any other sub/counter culture though lol

@rickymassey 2 года назад

This has 11 replies

@rotinhellu-tube2737 2 года назад

@Frannys Forest I mean it certainly was “an” effort. Getting real liberal with the meaning of good here lol pandering to them is just as rude as saying the R word. Treat em like equals

@tommyboy14 2 года назад

worst roomates on netfilx is CRAZY! good lookin out T Bunz!

@eeohcho1379 2 года назад

Anyone else feel like christines weekly 'meows' to the intro has big tourettes' vibes

@throastpopoki1682 2 года назад

More like downs.

@RobinLundqvist 2 года назад

different.

@noahmanley1918 2 года назад

Damn Tom went Kevin Samuels on the heavy community 😅 great Ep. as Usual 👌🏽

@dubie620 2 года назад

It’s was funny for a couple minutes but that shit went on for like 15 minutes bro.

@noahmanley1918 2 года назад

@@dubie620 agreed, gotta play to your audience sir

@rotinhellu-tube2737 2 года назад

Aw jeez we got a couple poor fats with sore asses I see. Grandstanding won’t make your girlfriends less heavy or reaching your toes any easier

@joshuaniles9129 2 года назад

Toms speedball impression killed me

@RetrospectWindow 2 года назад

the song’s REDBAN POOL SNACK reference 😂

@aaronsands9951 2 года назад

I love YMH & truly enjoyed Christina’s “Mom Genes” special. Although I’d of enjoyed it 10 X’s more had it been named “Touch my camera through the fence, you….” as we were promised.

@jasonwinterton9369 2 года назад

Hot sauce is the best

@jbiz3 2 года назад

She’s gonna milk that “joke” to death.

@webo157 2 года назад

Jesus I never seen someone so triggered by a magazine cover

@user-qe3he3zu4r 2 года назад

I was wondering would i catch the reason, why the podcast wasnt suggested to me this week. But i think there are some NOTABLE reasons. Hilarious episode, good job guys!