your new boyfriend's a kazoo 

If rubber chickens could sing your new boyfriend:

"He's in your bed but i'm on your kazoo"

'my child is completely fine' what their child is doing:

The dislikes are just jealous their boyfriends arent kazoos

“the mcyt fandom is toxic” the mcyt fandom:

I feel like I walked right into a cult meeting and I'm not complaining

I'M CRYING THE JARED PART HE SOUNDS LIKE He'S ON THE VERGE OF TEARS

Bro the mosquitoes under my bed are straight vibin

"Of course you met Jared" SOMEHOW SOUNDED SO MUCH MORE PITIFUL IN THIS VERSION OML

ma’am are your lungs okay

Parents: *Assuming I'm working * What I'm actually doing:

THIS PERSON LITERALLY DID CRESCENDOS AND ACCENTS WTF WHY IS THIS ACTUALLY REALLY GOOD

when he said "doot" I felt that...

as a “professional” kazoo player this is incredible

"she's living the dream" part was actually amazing

idk why but the auto generated spanish captions made it even more enjoyable

Okay but this cover is actually kinda fire

Those two dislikes are Jared and Jared’s alt account

‘He’s probably thinking about other girls’ What he’s thinking : *Boyfriend kazoo go brrr*

The fact that I just sat through 3 minutes and 46 seconds of Your New Boyfriend played on a kazoo and I don't regret a damn millisecond of it.

This is going to be a mediashare. It’s going to be.

You know you hit rock bottom when it’s 3 am, you’re in your bed crying because 2 assignments you forgot to do and listening to a kazoo cover of your new boyfriend

Karens: my kids are not vaccinated and they are completely fine! The kids:

When he said “dududududududu” I felt that.

Can we talk about the emotion in “have I met Jared, of course I’ve met Jared” ? That was so good

I can't believe you even added the "Jason Derulo" part

My mum: She's probably listening to something about drugs- My headphones: *this.*

Two things- One: Wilbur looks like Eret without pupils and it's hurting my brain😅 Two: Singing along with this gives Animal Crossing singing vibes 😂😂😂

Nobody: Me when I'm done with school on Fridays:

_OH I THOUGHT THIS WAS GONNA BE A FUNNY SHORT IT’S ACTUALLY THE WHOLE THING_

IT SOUNDS LIKE A BUNCH OF BEES IM IN LOVE-

Her: he's probably cheating on me Me and the bois:

"mom can we have wilbur soot?" "no, we have wilbur soot at home" wilbur soot at home: (jk i love this so much)

Parents: my kids are probably smoking weed and drinking! Their kids: *doing this*

Let’s admit it We all started jamming really hard at the “cuz he’s in your bed and I’m in your twitch chat”

Wilbur the whole time: *Puffer fish mode activated* Aaaand UP. Aaaand DOWN. Aaaand UP. Aaaand DOWN.

the "of course i've met jared" still sounded really sad even tho it was on kazoo

1:16 you can hear the pain in the kazoo

I feel like this is a good “What do you listen to?, It’s complicated..” moment.

Phil: my child is completely fine Wilbur:

I saw this I was like I have to listen to this or my life will be horrible

My friends’ music taste: Taylor swift, Harry styles, Shawn Mendes Me:

Imagine willbur makes the song and it came out like this

My parents: there goes our kid going to hang out with their friends... with a bag full of something. Do you think they're doing drugs? Me: **arrives at friend's house** Me: **taking kazoos out of the bag** Me: ok guys, from the beginning, 3, 2 , 1- 0:01

HAHAA I LOVE THE “WHOOO” it screams chaotic energy

When the kazoo went “DOOO DOO DOO DOOO DOOO DOO your new boyfriends an asshole” I felt that 🤩

I can imagine how out of breath you were after this and how much it hurt-

Teacher: What’s your favorite song of all time? Me: *sweating intensifies*

I can hear the lyrics in my head... edit: I just saw the replies and I love you guys so much

This unironically really good. It's like a legit remix.

I am going to stalk my non existing friends until they agree to do this with me. The fact that a budgie is going ham in the background makes it even better

"What talent do you have class?" "I can play a sing a whole song using a Kazoo" "Oh?-" *"literally starts play YNB on the kazoo"*

Why is this my type of humor?

Why is no one talking about how cute the drawing is.

"DOOT DOOT DOOT DOOT DOOT DOOT" damn that line still gets me every time

This is what to listen to before you go to sleep.

*THE SUBTITLES IN THE END JUST SAY "e" I AM CRYING AHAHSHSJDJFFFJFJ-*

Homie this is so emotional I'm crying

damn i almost forgot to watch this today how tragic would that be

Friend: so what music do you listen to? Me: it’s complicated

The auto generated subtitles are in spanish and i think of that a lot

so this blew up...i hope you all stick around though! i will be releasing a 100% kazoo acapella(?) of every wilbur soot song (i got the e-girl ones done so only got your city gave me asthma, and the karen album left hehe)

"so what do you listen to?" "i'll show you" *this song plays intensely*

“The kazoo is not a real instrument-“ “Hold my guitar”

I am no joke actually crying. Not even kidding. I can’t comprehend these emotions I am feeling

You need to make this one of the discs in the smp

The way Wilbur looks so done with everything at the start is hilarious

I love that in the parts where there's way too many layers of instrument it just becomes chaos incarnate kazoo version

OMFG IT SOUNDED SO FUCKINF FUNNY AT "OF COURSE I'VE MET JARED" IM ACTUALLY LOSING MY SHIT RIGHT NOW ASHIFAUSFHASHFO

This is the very peak of musical evolution

You still managed to fit the "Jason Derulo" part in and im dying of laughter.

My parents as kids: doing stuff like chores and normal human things Me:

As someone who can play “Your New Boyfriend” on the piano.. *Please take my crown. I don’t deserve it*

The captions at the end are such compelling words. *"E"* English teachers would grovel at the sight.

Can we just take time to see and appreciate that someone had to sit down, learn the song, then make this masterpiece without messing up?

The intonation with this is surprisingly good wtf-

I'm singing the lyrics in my head but all the lyrics are just syllabic variations of "Kazoo"

I put this on the loudest volume I can so my family can judge me. I don’t care. I love this

I can just imagine- Wilbur: I haven't played my song /that/ much Techno, Tommy, Tubbo: *plays the whole thing but on kazoos* Wilbur: *surprised pikachu face*

Lyrics: Life isn't quite what I thought I'd be When I was a kid on VoIP I thought when I get older I'd marry her, I told her Now I'm 26, and I work in an office Nine 'til five's not the best, I'll be honest If I could change a single thing I'd make it me and not him He's in your bed, I'm in your Twitch chat I've got the key and he's just a doormat And even though he's got social skills That doesn't mean I can't pay the bills Anyway, make the most of him 'Cause she moves on pretty bloody quick, oh-oh Your new boyfriend's an arsehole (woo!) Yeah, I've met Jared (of course, I've met Jared) The one who took you away from me You hit it off instantly I know, 'cause you won't stop telling me I've seen his jawline, shoulders, and muscles Push against his fashion sense I've thought about what he looks like nude I'm not gay, though 'Cause she's living the dream (living the dream, living the dream) Oh, she's living the dream From back when we were 17 She's living the dream (living the dream, living the dream) Oh, she's living the dream From back when we were 17 How on earth could I be saved? When I'm one click away from insane I just think that I deserve A little bit of what I earned I'm not gonna make another scene The one I made when I was 23 Means I'm not allowed in Disney World But he's in your bed, and I'm in your Twitch chat I've got the key and he's just a doormat 'Cause even though he's got social skills That doesn't mean I can't pay the bills Anyway, make the most of him 'Cause she moves on pretty bloody quick, oh-oh Your new boyfriend's an arsehole I think about you every day (every day) So how on earth can I be saved? (Can I be saved?) I think about him a lot as well (I think about him) Maybe if he wasn't fine as hell (he's really fine as hell) 'Cause you're beauty And you're grace (and you're grace) Your telephone calls are my favourite place And I want you to notice me With no restraining order, please (Jason Derulo) I want you to care I want to smell your hair

I feel like the world needs to see this. Including Wilbur and every other MCYT MEDIA SHARE TIME

If this isn’t played on loop at my funeral I’m not going.

THE EMOTIONS I FELT AT 'YEA I'VE MET JARED, OF COURSE I MET JARED'

Its scary how easily you can hear ‘JASON DERULO’

Friends- what type of music are you into? Me- uh it’s complicated-

This is fire someone share this with Wilbur

He kinda looks like an animal crossing character UwU

ayo when’s this coming out on spotify?

The “woo!” 😂😭 Also the “jAsOn dErUlO!”

I’m skipping Techno’s stream to watch this Comicy, you better be happy

I got recommended this whilst having breakfast and couldn't even eat the whole time because I was laughing so hard. send help

✨ *I t ' s B e a u t i f u l* ✨

The "whoo" is glorious and you can absolutely feel the pain in the Jared part, omfg

It's the "wooo!" through the kazoo that does it for me. What an absolute masterpiece

I was gonna post a wholesome drawing of Bad and Skeppy but this is more important to me

This is actually so good wtf. It takes serious skill to arrange this and perform it all, without making kazoo sound like absolute garbage. Iconic.

the fact that i sat here listening to the whole thing says a lot about my mental state

Subtitles: [Musicá] and “o no”

Me: - turns on captions - "[Musíca]" *nice*

no one: *me and my friends doing this on a daily basis*