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"You're not exactly a fashionista with your techno-camouflage gear." "Darling, you don't know what I do when out of the suit. How else am I supposed to divert suspicion from my day job?"
Fake villan: I am going to the dark side! Fake villan: Goes to the unlight side of a burger restaurant Restaurant owner: Why should i waste money lighting a whole store?
I have a head-canon for this, but i think it's better in dialogue form. Me: *Is "defeated" by the villain* Hero teammate: alright, you can get up now, she's gone. Me: *gets up instantly* great! Nice job btw. Hero teammate: idk how to feel about this. Me: About what? Hero teammate: About you literally kick-starting her supervillain career with those drinks!? Me: I just want her to be happy. Hero teammate: By telling her it's okay to be a criminal!? Me: If she's "smooth" about it, then yeah. Hero teammate: Wha- Me: Btw, is Annie okay?
“That’s pathetic, you don’t understand me at all” *sigh* of course you just had to be this type of villain… couldnt have done the brooding hero style, like Wombatman? you had to go brooding villain style?
Evil is a slippery slope. You start small and before you know it the Justice League and the Avengers are teaming up to stop you from doing... Doing something.
Honestly I’d join her. I just wanna steal small and unimportant stuff like candy and maybe troll criminals. I have the mindset of a child, but hey, I’ll still stop criminals too.
Actually, why don't I join you in being evil? I mean, it's certainly more fun than being good; I even have an idea of how we can maybe get the people who manufactured the Evil Drink to make us a special version that lasts permanently.
So basically comic Bloodsport, since he had a personal teleportation device linked to a warehouse full of weapons that he could just summon at a moment's notice.