YouTube Life Hack Videos are Stupid 

There IS a quick and easy grilled cheese option. It's not perfect but it's very quick Toast two slices of bread Butter them Put a slice of cheese on each, and smash them together Microwave for 30 seconds or so Bam, cheesy toast But it lacks that flat crispy texture

You should put out a few useless life hack videos, click bait them up real nice, and see how those videos do compared to the rest.

What Americans call English muffins the British call scones

Just out of curiosity, what happens when I get a VPN and just stop paying for it? I kinda feel like they'd just sell my info. They'd make sure they make their money.. let me know if I'm completely wrong though.

Lmao I played the video and my power cord hit my screen several times a couple seconds into it and it skipped forward. Had to restart the video to make sure the cola thing wasn't a gag

I mean, speaking as a woman... Yeah, I'm not gonna finish that sentence. 😂😂

All of us know Simon's brain is not involved when he reads a script. Its on full-time tangent duty.

​@@EveryFairyDiesToday I found out that I've apparently opened a few too many cans of uncooled condensed milk. Allegedly.

I specifically paused the video and came to the comments to comment on that edit. It was wild seeing an OGGBB clip being used as the meme in a B̶u̶s̶i̶n̶e̶s̶s̶ Brain Blaze video. Also the joke was funny Kevin, keep up the great work my dude.

Tell me you watched troom troom without telling me you watched troom troom😂

The writer boys down at the Blazement must be working in shifts.

Tangentboi, love it!

@@MosoKaiser they will be getting extra rations of gruel for sure

@@SeanM375 I think it suits him better than FactBoi as his videos are 90% him going on tangents 👌🏻

@@williebauld1007 totally agree, I just love how is always go off on a tangent

What are they trying to do, cauterize the chicken?

@@zarasbazaar They're going to need a life hack to cauterise their arsehole afterwards.

People cooking m3th do get hungry. Out there with no one around, shit... ya never know what tweekers think of. 😂😂😊😊

My grandpa always reheated pancakes in the toaster.

@@christinebenson518 Now I want pancakes 😂

What about soup?

You put crepe in your toaster? What about galettes? Blinis? Waffles?

@@CainXVII You mean I'm not supposed to put waffles in the toaster?! Frozen ones, of course.

Yeah some I do are... using 2nd Hand Freezer Bag Ties for USB/phone/Playstation cables, Glass Sandwich Spread Jars as Pen/Pencil Holders, & Butter/Margarine Containers in the shed for fasteners, instead of a mixed mass of nuts/bolts/screws you can seperate them, then write on what's inside & they are stackable

​@@shaneeslickas to your butter containers, try replacing them with Mason jars! You can screw the lid onto any piece of wood, drop random nonsense in the jars and screw them back to the secured lid :)

@@captainspaulding5963 But I would have to buy the Jars when the butter containers come included in the price of the butter, So I would be throwing away a suitable container I have already paid for that will also be adding to the Plastic Problem & spending more money to replace them with something else

Masking tape and a sharpie for the cords behind the TV set... EVERYBODY either needs, will need, or already HAS masking tape. It's not especially expensive, and like ALL the rest of these "hacks" just STOP being so g** d*** lazy... The cardboard tubes don't travel or take abuse worth a SH*T... so that hack lasts 2 or 3 days and turns into a clusterf*ck of cords WITH CARDBOARD BITS ratted through it attracting insects... AGAIN... masking tape to the rescue... Coil the cords and about an inch or two of tape will hold it until you need it again... Need something REPEATEDLY or often??? TWISTY TIES are great, too... ;o)

@@gnarthdarkanen7464 You're entirely too aggressive and condescending for somebody that lacks reading comprehension skills.

Also the best way to microwave popcorn... Roll the ends first so it loosens the folds, then massage the mass inside and squish it away from the center so there's a gap there

🤔The Tooth paste I buy stands upright on the Lid, so Gravity does this for me.

Or just don't use toothpaste 😮😂😅

WAY the hell back in the 80's... when I was a kid (and did that to toothpaste)... My mother bought some "Tube Keys" (I can't recall what they were called originally, having lost the box decades ago)... AND they resemble a key with the wide flat handle at one end, but a plastic dowel where the teeth of the key would be, with a groove along it... all the way out the tip. You slide the tube of toothpaste, glue, paint, or any of dozens of other products into the groove, and you can then just TWIST the key, sometimes going as far as pressing it firmly onto a flat surface to coax as much of the contents "up" the tube as possible... AND VIOLA!!! You don't have to sweat when your asshole room-mates (or kids) only squeeze the middle... These f*ckin' things help get the last drop of almost ANYTHING out of a tube, and when you finish, you don't even have to unroll it... The end slips into the groove from the "tip" and just loosen the roll a bit and you can extract the "Tube Key" the same way... just pull.... I still have most of mine, save one or two I've "lent" to friends who never got them back to me (can't imagine why not)... AND one that I managed to break by being incredibly stupid and clumsy all at the same time. (We all have a bad day once in a while)... I'd imagine if you looked for a while, you could find just such a product online somewhere, even if it's not exactly called a "Tube Key"... As I recall they used to come in blister-packs of 4 or 6... BUT considering it's just injection-molded plastic with a round part about 2 inches long, with a groove to snugly grip the sealed end of a paste-tube, and a key-like handle with which to roll the tube... It shouldn't be difficult to cohesively design (in case anyone with a 3D printer feels "froggy") or describe and scour for... AND it's not even important that you get it on the tube as soon as it's open. Lots of the time, I wait until a tube is about half-used. That allows me to fold the end a bit so it's a little bit thicker to better "seize" inside that groove... since toothpaste tubes (at least) are somewhat thinner since the 80's when we got these things. There ARE still some tubes that work from the get-go... and maybe these are just worn out (since I've had them more than 30 friggin years)... In any case, they weren't expensive then... and certainly should NOT be ridiculous to buy now... AND I have come to love the g** d*** things for their simplicity and usefulness. It's a pity more people don't seem to even know about them for the gobs and GOBS of toothpaste alone wasted for their absence... That could save the world a minor fortune, if you think about it. ;o)

@@gnarthdarkanen7464 I remember those!

Except for 5 Minute Crafts. 😂

I see you too are a person of culture! Great minds high five!

@@EveryFairyDies 🙏🏿

I have a yeti cup with a lid so i guess it is a sippy cup (a beaker? I do not see the connection on that one) because I prefer cold water and it stays cold all night that way

Jesus half the regular old water bottles would fix this and you chose a child's cup?

Yep, I actually searched online for quite a while for a glass "jar" (because I don't like the taste of plastic) with a lid and spout that I can leave out at night and the cat won't drink out of! Awesome life hack 😏

@@gretl01 I've used lifefactory waterbottles for years glass different tops silicone outside

Yes! I have a maybe 10 ounce glass cream bottle, I started using it specifically because obviously my water tastes so much better, to the cat!

Don't want water to leak into the knife holes.

Same

Considering how much junk mail I receive everyday in the US, with no option to have it not delivered. I think a couple sheets of paper isn't going to make or break anything as far as waste goes. But yeah, I agree, the pacing was entertaining.

Note to self: Brisbane weather actually does have a use other than to torment me! It's not enough to make me stop complaining though.

It's always a good day when I get to mock Simon. I love this job.

I see you are a person of culture as well!

I cut my teeth on classic British comedies such as Red Dwarf.

Tis the season!

"Oh, I _do_ so enjoy a good cup of Cap'n Crunch to start out my day! Ohohohoho!" lol 🤣🤣

Yeah. There's a saying about giving a complex job to a lazy person because they'll find an efficient way to do it. This principle breaks down when you have a worker/co-worker/collaborator who is just simply incompetent.

...so you're saying it's a life hack to remove freckles?

@ThatWriterKevin if you like you're S+M it's a 10/10 😆

I’ll have to remember that one. So I can tell my friends! Yeah, that’s it…