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Youtube Poop - Batman Buys A Pet Tortoise 

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@MrStath1986
@MrStath1986 8 лет назад
"Dead? That's five hundred." "How 'bout alive?" "That's five hundred." :(
@Jdabomb93
@Jdabomb93 Год назад
(Rolls eyes) 🙄 1:33
@Th3Burn1nator
@Th3Burn1nator 10 лет назад
"I want $10 a year for the rest of my life." "No."
@alfrankensteinfeldman
@alfrankensteinfeldman 9 лет назад
Th3Burn1nator Damn 1%...
@MetalWolfKaiju
@MetalWolfKaiju 9 лет назад
My job in a nutshell
@thesaltyspittoon6867
@thesaltyspittoon6867 9 лет назад
Me trying ti get money off my parents
@davecrupel2817
@davecrupel2817 5 лет назад
"I want 10,000,000 babies a year for the rest of my life."
@ryanm.8720
@ryanm.8720 3 года назад
@@davecrupel2817 I want... a rocket ship.
@enocescalona
@enocescalona 10 лет назад
"like a leper!"
@afmghost1759
@afmghost1759 6 месяцев назад
*Gets pissed off*
@canelia9269
@canelia9269 10 лет назад
I love how title of the video has nothing to do with anything
@Supershadowman2001
@Supershadowman2001 6 лет назад
canelia they never do with Gertilish
@sbraypaynt
@sbraypaynt 2 года назад
Any good RU-vid poop should have a nonsensical title that gives no idea of the video’s content
@bushbobberson9769
@bushbobberson9769 9 месяцев назад
Wdym? Him buying the tortoise is essentially the whole video.
@MurdockCakeLie
@MurdockCakeLie 2 года назад
all these years later and this video still makes me feel like a leper.
@joetie7516
@joetie7516 5 месяцев назад
My cousins and I have been quoting, "Like a Leper." Since middle school.
@TheGrandMeat2286
@TheGrandMeat2286 2 месяца назад
​@@joetie7516 Like a leper
@thezec
@thezec 8 лет назад
look at this face ( . . ) U (___) this is the face of gothams bright future
@JesusIsLord105
@JesusIsLord105 7 лет назад
SHUT UP!
@poesrath7255
@poesrath7255 7 лет назад
no
@davecrupel2817
@davecrupel2817 5 лет назад
Gasoline!
@cpjh4491
@cpjh4491 4 года назад
Like a leper
@SnackerdJack
@SnackerdJack 8 лет назад
Like a Leper!
@SVFreedomFighters
@SVFreedomFighters 10 лет назад
alfred.exe has encountered an error and must be restarted.
@BRUTALSHANZ1988
@BRUTALSHANZ1988 10 лет назад
Alfred.exe has encountered a problem and needs to close
@ProtoMario
@ProtoMario 13 лет назад
I want ten dollars a year for the rest of my life.
@Fedorah_Mccain
@Fedorah_Mccain 2 года назад
Proto- what are you doing here?
@ThePurpleMushroom
@ThePurpleMushroom 3 года назад
Even 21 years later, this video really left an impact on me and led me, in a way, down the path of loving dank memes. Still holds up and come back once in a while to watch this masterpiece
@erosrangel976
@erosrangel976 Год назад
Glad I'm not the only one who feels this way!!!! I had forgotten the name of this masterpiece and spent a good 15 minutes looking for it, but holy heck, am I glad I found it. Good memories. :)
@ThePurpleMushroom
@ThePurpleMushroom Год назад
@@erosrangel976 Like a lepar
@Deltarii
@Deltarii Год назад
21 years?
@ThePurpleMushroom
@ThePurpleMushroom Год назад
@@Deltarii LMAO I meant to say 11 years later XD
@applescruff1969
@applescruff1969 Год назад
@@Deltarii He's called The Purple Mushroom. What'd ya expect?
@spentlizard353
@spentlizard353 10 лет назад
Harvey Dent, Smartest Politician of All Time "I believe in Harvey De-" SHUT UP!!!
@WeviYT
@WeviYT 10 лет назад
0:38 so double pumping a shotgun makes it automatic?? Holy crap! FPS games have been keeping secrets!
@TheCountOfBananas
@TheCountOfBananas 10 лет назад
Also the last shot makes you fat.
@samueljett7807
@samueljett7807 3 года назад
Thats not full auto. This is!
@theauditor5275
@theauditor5275 10 лет назад
"You wouldn't." "I WOULDN'T!!"(Harvey intensifies and proceeds to shoot a revolver like its an smg) That and the press conference scene, where Harvey's response to everyone is "SHUTUP!" had me on the floor.
@HussainAli-hn2ef
@HussainAli-hn2ef 9 лет назад
I rock...and roll...ALL DAY LONG!!! Im counting on it
@A-CC-Thax
@A-CC-Thax 7 лет назад
WHERE ARE THEY? *Punch* WHERE ARE THEY? *Punch* WHERE ARE THEY? *Punch* WHERE ARE THEY?! *Punch* WHEREEE AREEE THEEEEEEEY!
@GRD-OVCSP24
@GRD-OVCSP24 Год назад
I already told you!
@whiskii
@whiskii 8 лет назад
The part where Two-Face spins the coin at the end was just sheer genius. Also the gun part haha. "JESUSSS CHRIST!"
@flyingrancidm00nfish7
@flyingrancidm00nfish7 9 лет назад
HOW BOUT ALIVE...... that's five hundred! /:- I
@dhampirism
@dhampirism Год назад
I still think about this vid a decade later
@Jmaxtrian-qy4qs
@Jmaxtrian-qy4qs Год назад
Core memory unlocked.
@Geo-sesarma
@Geo-sesarma 9 лет назад
7.8 out of 10 needs more purchasing of pet tortoises by Batman
@NunofyaFB
@NunofyaFB 9 лет назад
Gertilish is known for his random titles
@flavonoidzexplosion4286
@flavonoidzexplosion4286 9 лет назад
The air horn going off when Harvey punches that guy was great
@TheBudgetGunCollector
@TheBudgetGunCollector 9 лет назад
1:30 if only real life punches have air horns...
@dominicvoelkl5236
@dominicvoelkl5236 8 лет назад
That would make action movies twice as entertaining!
@RedF0XDelta
@RedF0XDelta 10 месяцев назад
2:30 Alfred glitching with Harvey’s reaction lmao
@megamovieman101
@megamovieman101 9 лет назад
This is the face of Gotham's bright future... the white knight. Clearly very handy with a crowd, and extremely popular. "SHUT UP!"
@stradley_
@stradley_ 10 лет назад
WHERE ARE THEY?! He's at 250 second street. WHERE ARE THEY?! I already told you!
@greyhad6548
@greyhad6548 6 лет назад
WWHHEERRREEEE AAARRRREEEE TTTHHHEEEYYY
@mattjindrak
@mattjindrak 5 лет назад
I'm watching Office Space right now and as soon as Tom said that I had to pause and look this video up.
@McBignLargeBJ64
@McBignLargeBJ64 12 лет назад
"where were youu?" "SHUT UP!"
@ItsaMeReuben
@ItsaMeReuben 9 лет назад
"You wanna play gay?" 😂
@BenPrattJin
@BenPrattJin 7 лет назад
2:52 (Quiet gun shots) ... Not sure you made it *loud enough*, sir- *EAR RAPE BANG* JEEESUS, CHROYST!
@wiikotom4
@wiikotom4 8 лет назад
5:20 I keep losing my shit at that scene always.
@theburghwrestling3688
@theburghwrestling3688 2 года назад
WHERE ARE THEY!?
@GalaxiaAstrophelofficial
@GalaxiaAstrophelofficial 2 года назад
@@theburghwrestling3688 i already told you
@Jdabomb93
@Jdabomb93 2 года назад
It’s so funny because Batman is so angry that he just wants an excuse to beat up the joker, while the joker is just enjoying the fact that he’s pissing him off. 🤣🤣🤣 Plus it’s funny how he keeps saying “where are they” even after the joker continuously answers him, and how he says it so slowly at the end in rage. 😆 _”WHERE ARE THEY???!!!”_ _”I Already told you! Idiot!”_ lol
@bobkolterjahn4266
@bobkolterjahn4266 10 лет назад
Joker's reaction to the price of being caught alive = Priceless!
@thememecard3392
@thememecard3392 4 года назад
2:35 Alfred.exe has stopped working
@ethanmclean323
@ethanmclean323 5 лет назад
“WHERE ARE THEY” “HE’S ON 25050 2ND STREET” “WHERE ARE THEY” “SHE’S ON AVENUE X” (Continues to hit the joker and ask “WHERE ARE THEY”)
@guilhermehank4938
@guilhermehank4938 3 года назад
I ALREADY TOLD YOU!
@jacepalmier7941
@jacepalmier7941 5 лет назад
2019 anyone? If so.... 5:50 "Weeeeehh!"
@lord_989
@lord_989 12 лет назад
1:15 "Where were you?" "SHUT UP"
@Androiski
@Androiski 10 лет назад
I want 10$ a year for the rest of my life.
@SoundThruTheStatic
@SoundThruTheStatic 12 лет назад
"You've changed things....like a leper!" Well.... lepers DO change things.
@RyanZmanGamer
@RyanZmanGamer 8 лет назад
2:18 fav part!!!
@BenEd2
@BenEd2 9 лет назад
2:18 still the greatest moment in YTP history
@ThePurpleMushroom
@ThePurpleMushroom 5 лет назад
6 years later and this video is still hilarious XD
@nicolasescanuelas7970
@nicolasescanuelas7970 2 года назад
“WHERE ARE THEY?!” “I already TOLD you!”
@axelsorax5358
@axelsorax5358 3 года назад
Ten years later, and I still can't get over how well the words "Like a leper" mesh with Joker's lip movement
@epa316
@epa316 9 лет назад
Canoe flipping over at the end was from Hot Shots! "No matter what I do I end up hurting somebody." (skips stone, knocks out canoe guy)
@cpjh4491
@cpjh4491 4 года назад
This ruined the dark knight for me lol, especially the scene where Harvey's at Bruce's fundraiser and says he's the face of Gothams bright future, and ofc the Joker interrogation scene
@Mrjohnny164
@Mrjohnny164 10 лет назад
"give it to me" *censored* LOL XD
@nashrarig4439
@nashrarig4439 10 лет назад
Give it to me.
@Wackyfox
@Wackyfox 12 лет назад
"You've changed things, like a leper!"
@seamishmusic
@seamishmusic 7 лет назад
"I walk and run all day long!" Scarecrow
@jamlym4974
@jamlym4974 7 лет назад
This is art.
@xavierfoster8723
@xavierfoster8723 9 лет назад
Like a leper.
@superiormusic
@superiormusic 9 лет назад
0:06 as soon as I heard that scream, I knew I was in for a treat :P
@kanrup5199
@kanrup5199 8 лет назад
no I really came here to tell you ... your cute :3 haha I laughed hard at 2:41 when watching the actual movie ... it actually looks like his face is squeezed in without any editing
@Jdjfbficjenenwk3736
@Jdjfbficjenenwk3736 5 лет назад
Haha
@fricketyfracktraintrack
@fricketyfracktraintrack 2 года назад
(*shows one side of the coin*) "You die." "Mm-hmm." (*Shows other side*) "you die." "Mmm, now we're talkin'. 😏" That part always kills me
@MythicSuns
@MythicSuns 8 лет назад
1:34 how to give Han Zimmers soundtrack some comic timing
@jakewarren705
@jakewarren705 12 лет назад
WHERE AREEEEE THEEEY??? Like a Leper Give it to me *censored*
@HighPriestofLemuria
@HighPriestofLemuria 12 лет назад
Jeebus, when he started saying "Like a leper", I cracked, I couldn't stop laughing. You almost killed me, ... ... ... Like a leper!
@Maxywoo
@Maxywoo 3 года назад
Ten years on and the jokes are still timeless
@jakejohnson9151
@jakejohnson9151 9 лет назад
Like a leper
@kciN1221
@kciN1221 2 года назад
That air horn punch 🤣
@senorincredible
@senorincredible 11 месяцев назад
3:32 this part is now so ingrained in my head that when I watch the actual movie I expect to hear the cat scream
@kean1
@kean1 10 лет назад
da face of gotham's bright future
@greenman1424
@greenman1424 11 лет назад
I can't watch this movie with a straight face any more
@DJSwitch50
@DJSwitch50 10 лет назад
WHERE ARE THEY!?
@flyingrancidm00nfish7
@flyingrancidm00nfish7 9 лет назад
I already told you!
@alfredgeorge264
@alfredgeorge264 9 лет назад
He's at 250 52nd street.
@generaldameron3979
@generaldameron3979 4 года назад
Like a leper
@Boohahascaredyou
@Boohahascaredyou 11 лет назад
Funniest YTP I've seen in months man! Great work!
@Buccobucco
@Buccobucco 7 лет назад
Recently watched The Dark Knight again, once it got to "like a leper", I instantly remembered this golden youtube poop.
@tutorial5711
@tutorial5711 10 лет назад
4:33 lol
@Gertilish
@Gertilish 12 лет назад
Thank you! Everyones always complaining that they arent anything to do with the videos. No one ever gets they're supposed to just be random.
@IchiEyes
@IchiEyes 2 года назад
This is the penultimate YTP for me. As timeless as when I first discovered it ten years ago when I was 15
@Hoshcof
@Hoshcof 8 лет назад
The fuck does this have to do with buying a pet tortoise?
@naranara1690
@naranara1690 8 лет назад
Vod-vod-vod-vod-vod-vod-vod-vod...
@justgween7573
@justgween7573 8 лет назад
From watching ytps for about 8 years, I think it's safe to say that the title basically has nothing to do with the video content. I've only seen the title match the content once but sadly that video has been removed recently.
@naranara1690
@naranara1690 8 лет назад
Cringing Leonodon Ah, that's the beauty of it. How about Michael Gets Horny at the Hospital?
@ItsJade17
@ItsJade17 8 лет назад
Like a leopard xD
@beniscariot488
@beniscariot488 8 лет назад
Leper lol
@ghostgirl468
@ghostgirl468 12 лет назад
2.12 *buzzzing fly* Harvey; (table smack) Got it. LOVE IT.
@Tribal_Soldier
@Tribal_Soldier 3 года назад
10 years and this is still GOLD!
@eve.2739
@eve.2739 10 лет назад
Alfred-ohohohohohohoho
@Evoxolon
@Evoxolon 8 лет назад
Shotguns don't have that many bullets.
@wiikotom4
@wiikotom4 11 лет назад
5:25 'I already told you! *Batman hits with fist* 'hahahahahahahahahaha'. Hillarious part, i laughed so much that my belly hurt.
@Nikkimaissi
@Nikkimaissi 12 лет назад
-Dead, that's five hundred. "HOW 'BOUT ALIVE, HMPH?" -That's five hundred. LMAO I laughed so hard.
@kobebonhomme7037
@kobebonhomme7037 9 лет назад
2:52 who put there volume louder?
@oreohunter7798
@oreohunter7798 9 лет назад
I did... like a leper
@broman260
@broman260 10 лет назад
BURRRP.
@NunofyaFB
@NunofyaFB 9 лет назад
Like a leper
@JamieSwitzer
@JamieSwitzer 13 лет назад
this is amazing, great job! also LOVED that coin part!
@gmchammer
@gmchammer 9 лет назад
Harvey: *heavy breathing* you die..... *flips coin* you DIE. Joker: now were talking!
@R.Estrada
@R.Estrada 12 лет назад
one of the best ytps I've seen
@BojackatronHorsemaniac
@BojackatronHorsemaniac 3 месяца назад
I cannot hear the word Gasoline without thinking about this video and laughing
@M_W_L_F
@M_W_L_F 12 лет назад
This is the best RU-vid poop I have seen yet
@MrWinthrup
@MrWinthrup 13 лет назад
This is my favorite ever and i've seen a lot you make the best keep it up.
@WWIIAMAN
@WWIIAMAN 12 лет назад
0:49 "GASOLINE"
@BosSvineyard
@BosSvineyard 11 лет назад
This was the best, perfect. I loved it!
@natehernandez9352
@natehernandez9352 29 дней назад
The Sound Effect That Was Used For When The Joker Was Clapping His Hands Was Priceless 🤣
@smashbrospippop1931
@smashbrospippop1931 10 лет назад
Possibly the greatest poop of all time
@jacepalmier7941
@jacepalmier7941 3 года назад
I'm still here watching it! WWHHEEEEEEE!
@TheSoulWithin7
@TheSoulWithin7 10 лет назад
i am so happy this video is back up
@MASTURCHEEF001
@MASTURCHEEF001 13 лет назад
6 people think a simple phone call would have sufficed
@sumthin5
@sumthin5 12 лет назад
omg definitely one of the best YTPs ive ever seen
@kathysmith2928
@kathysmith2928 12 лет назад
i love ur videos dude. my fave would have to be woody trips over garlic bread!!
@supermiro200
@supermiro200 12 лет назад
i was laughing so hard that i started crying instead..OMG this was one of the best youtube poop i have ever seen :,D
@Epikkfailyurr
@Epikkfailyurr 13 лет назад
I have seriously never laughed at anything more in my entire life. Bravo.
@xXbooneman12Xx
@xXbooneman12Xx 12 лет назад
This deserves more views.
@pacman5698
@pacman5698 10 лет назад
I'm going to like this video... Like a leper!
@kl4969
@kl4969 7 лет назад
They got some really powerful guns in gotham, i gotta say. He rapid-fired the shotgun, for god's sake.
@SLITHERMAN54
@SLITHERMAN54 12 лет назад
my definite fav part is the bull horn when he punched him XD
@TheCorrster
@TheCorrster 12 лет назад
@Gertillish You do an amazing job, I was showing all my friends today your videos and we where laughing our heads off, like a leper XD Thanks man!
@Rapidpanda1st
@Rapidpanda1st 10 лет назад
2:35 Alfred.exe has stop working
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